Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for April 12, 2023

“I suppose you’re wondering why I’ve gathered you all together.”

“It’s time we had a family meeting . . . "

Lupin, always the cat of adventure, mischief, mayhem. Deep down we all know it’s a beautiful announcement!

Ora Zella, in the bedroom, with the spoon.

Lupin, what about your brooch?

It always seems like a British Mystery to Lupin.

But Elvis, wouldn’t the second one be much more fun?

I’m pretty sure you lot have more weaknesses than that. What about the feather on a stick? Or the can opener?

Also, so happy to see Goldie loving the kitty treats. She used to not know what they were!

Oh come on! Let’s get it done already!!!!

Last night my girls came into my bedroom like they were going to make an announcement. The announcement was: TREATS! NOW! Gracie i’m used to coming in to demand treat time, but Sara decided she had to lend her voice to the cause.

Lupin, if there’s a culprit, it’s probably you.

So long as they don’t preface it with, “We need to talk.”

For some reason, I hear Elvis saying that last line in a droll tone of voice.

I hope @Kitty Katz sees this one:

https://www.gocomics.com/half-full/2023/04/12

OT: Amrytis

Elvis’ expression in the last panel: “OMC I CAN’T EVEN WITH YOU RIGHT NOW LUPIN”

Has Lupin ever played Clue?

I wonder if the People are going to replace that kitchen linoleum.

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

Iggy: I saw Ora Z run down this corridor, but there are places where it branches off.

Iron Glove: You take the left branch and I’ll take the right.

Violet-Ifa: Tash and I will search, too.

Sometime Later

Iggy: Ora Z, there you are! What are you doing?

Ora Z: I found these hieroglyphs along this wall. I wonder what they say.

Iggy: Why don’t we ask Violet-Ifa?

Vi: Ah, it looks the trademark from the Beaver Division of the Procurers. This could be what we’re looking for!

Iggy: But there’s no room here.

Vi: I see a pictograph of a cat with a hammer. I know that trademark.

Iron Glove Isn’t that Awhil-Fixit’s signature mark?

Vi: Yes. We can ask him about it, as well as his many times great grandson, Wally.

Ora Z: Can we knock down a wall?

Vi: I suggest we wait. Meanwhile, I think Thomios has some bread dough that needs kneading.

or they have a mysterious announcement?

Are we finally going to find out who broke the Owl lamp?

Since I have guinea pigs, not cats, I am not sure people actually gather pets together to tell them news. Then again, not everyone has reporters for pets. Still, Georgia is once again skillfully building suspense.

Why of course the butler did it. But what he do is no crime. For it perfectly okay to gets rid of pesky mice.

I’ve gathered you all here to tell you we are formally adopting Ora Zella and Iggy

I can’t wait to hear!!

Cat of Adventure to the rescue!! But wait, I thought Sophie was the resident Investigator??

It’s Elvis in the kitchen with the litter box.

OT: PEW PEW PEW!

Orinda is FINALLY having her kittens! #1 was born at 6:12am TK time (9:12 EDT), & #2 at 6:44 TK (9:44 EDT). Shelly is keeping hands off at the moment so Orinda doesn’t get too stressed. Live stream:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SATiOd-YMLY

Lupin can still hope though.

Theres needs to be an Cat version of English murder mysteries.

At least there were treats.

If the Brooch is still missing, THERE’S you SUSPECT !! … :)

Elvis is the perfect Hercule Poirot !!! … :)

Your one weakness?!?…. What about chin skritches?

Love that Goldie is chewing on a treat while talking.

It’s definitely an announcement. Mysteries are better suited for Goldie.

" Our One Weakness! "

The cats ‘suffer’ from … TREATS !! … The true Kitty Kryptonite !!! … :)

“We are gathered together to unite these cats in holy catrimony”…

Elvis’ eyelids in the last panel!

MY BROOCH! MY BROOCH IS MISSING!

(Sorry! That was just to tempting to avoid!)

Ah, they are about to brooch the subject …

I’m sure the second option is true. There’s definitely a dead spider under the fridge.

OT: My sore paw!

No, Elvis, I want to know which one of you is really an FBI agent.

Do the happy jig, the third book is now available on Kindle. I have purchased it and hope it is as good as it reads. Let me clarify, I got the bundle of all three. I have books thru Amazon, too, but it’s not orientated to companion animals.

Elvis’ eyelids, lol