Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for July 15, 2023

Yep, something is needed.

Yeah. Her Bjeezo needs some relief!

Things are going swimmingly

Do we guess if it’s a swimsuit optional swim?

Oh bjeezo this is getting zabego. And who is Ted?

This story arc is starting to irritate the BJEEZOS out of me lol

You’re right there by the pool Tiff.. why not go in?

I’m confused by Tiffany’s moral dilemma. Is there an unwritten law that girlfriends don’t poach girlfriend’s boyfriends? No that Stefini qualified as Tiffany’s girlfriend. Also, in the Before Times Tiffany was always trying to horn in on Luann’s boyfriends. So she’s being a hypocrite now. Or is she doing the passive-aggressive thing by saying ‘no’ while waiting for Kip to insist, thus when Miss Yam queen finds out she can says “it was all Kip’s fault!”

nice word salad Tiff

Go ahead my beloved Tiffany. You look like you need to cool off.

Oh Tiff you are weak.

Come on Tiff… you can do better than that. Not the time to get tongue tied ✧⁠\⁠(⁠>⁠o⁠<⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠✧

Tiff, you blew a direct invitation.

You all realize the censors aren’t going to let this go on to its steamy, hot and…mfffmff

In Panel #2, Kip looks like the Boy With A Pearl Earring, LOL!!

As predicted… nothing will happen. A waste of a week, telling us nothing we didn’t already know.

One question, Daddy has boatloads of money, Tiffany lives alone in the mansion. Where are the servants, one would think that there would be at least one caretaker/maid.

My zabego’s never needed a bjeezo. Sorry, Tif you’re on your own on this one

Dang – Neither funny nor interesting…

Another reason that Tiffany didn’t make it on the screen or stage?

Ummm…me thinks you just wanna go to the gazebo to get a closer look at Kip, Tiff. But, hey, you’re face to face now. Just stay. Take off your shirt and shorts and dive in with your bra and panties. They look like swimsuit anyway.

I suppose this may be considered character development for Tiff. The old Tiff would have swooped in on him without a second thought.

It needs a towel, because it’s definitely already wet.

His response? Blandness!

Tiffany is trying to keep her distance from Kip, but this seems to be REALLY hard for her. This uncertain situation of hers feelings makes her even cuter. Being in the gazebo is definitely better than being locked in the room, even if I don’t think she will be alone for long. Kip might want to talk to her, ask what exactly the gazebo needs and if he can help. I mean, as long as Kip is staying with her, I’m not sure Tiffany will be able to relax even a little.

She wants to join you. Just pull her in.

Yea, well, … something needs something, all right ….

To untie her tongue, Tiff simply needs to jump in.

Tiff! How stupid are you? He just invited you to join him!!!! I hope he pulls her in.

Can’t think straight? Can’t resist the 2nd panel smile?

Tiffany has heavy make-up that needs to be removed before swimming?

Tiff needs to head for the she shed.

Tiff is trying VERY hard not to go back to her old ways. You got this, girl. Keep fighting it! Kip’s a decent enough guy, but not worth the drama.

That is, " Survival of Species " Talkin !

Tiff, maybe you should try something a little more subtle.

It’s Saturday, hopefully this train wreck of a an arc will end and never return.

It’d be even better if the adults fired the 14 year olds on pot who’ve been writing Luann recently and took the comic back

I knew he’d ask. “Wait before you leave, help me up.” Oops, you slipped trying to pull me up.

If you listen closely, you can hear Stef grinding her teeth from her hiding place!

Oh…kiss him already!

No bathing suit on…yet?

Just pull her in!!

Instead of Ha-Ha, it’s always Tee-Hee.

I think Kip loves Tiffany. He isn’t even looking irritated!

Guess who’s about to make a sudden appearance.

Batteries?

Tell us Tiff. What does your zagebo need?

Tiff must be hot in that sweater

I don’t know if the gazebo needs anything, Tiffany, but your pick up lines certainly do need work. Quit trying use to use the cheesy lines the losers who have no clue try on you. Think of the ones that give someone a chance. Not that it actually has happened, from what we’ve seen here.

Doesn’t need a better view, to be sure.

Kip in the pool with his big doe eyes asking Tiffany to join him for a swim. What does that mean exactly – joining someone for a swim? I’m sure it doesn’t mean swimming laps. Swimming isn’t something that requires a partner to be enjoyable or beneficial. Maybe it means splashing each other, having swim races, seeing who can hold their breath the longest, playing with a beach ball, diving competitions, whatever. Either way it puts Tiffany in the pool almost naked with a boy she likes and the chemistry is definitely there. I just don’t understand why she’s acting so innocent and righteous. She’s been after Kip since day one. She should just admit it and go for it. Just remember that he’s a guy who cheats on his girlfriends. And yes, flirting is the same as cheating, because you are giving someone else the subtle, sexual attention that belongs exclusively to your partner.

SUNDAY: Shannon goes to the pool! ( but not this one). :-/

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Sounds like she’s having a stroke, lol

Tiff is nervous and confused and can’t get the words out right.

It needs you to get up out of there, Tiff – you can’t be anymore obvious if you were wearing the swimsuit from yesterday.

Have fun Tiff!

Scene should be played out after dark when there’s no chance of the lawn service or clean-up people popping in to do their thing.

Some “folks” have argued (And not very convincingly, IMO) that Tiff’s lack of “aggression” this week is a mark of “maturity.”

But since WHEN does gaining “maturity” mean losing “self-confidence??”

And I STILL prefer the “old” 2015 Tiffany.

just give in, Tiff. Clearly resistance is futile.

I never heard the word “bjeezo” for it.

she was okay talking and flirting with him at the booth selling tea, now she is tongue tied?

Seems she’s flummoxed by his suggestion. And still debating with her inner self. Is this the cliffhanger? Will she or won’t she moment?! Gunther and Bets are still in the road, so we may see Luann or Bernice next week?

Tongue tied and twisted… Just an Earthbound misfit, I!

Aww join him in a skinny dip.

I think she meant her libido needs something.

What’s the harm? It is getting hot …..

one could interpret Tiff in that last panel as breaking the “4th Wall” .

Tiffany has forgotten all about the calming incense, tea and chimes she was going to have.

Unpopular theory, I think Kip wants to cheat with Tiffany. Could be 100% wrong that’s why it’s just a theory

Nice to see the girl get tongue ties instead of the tired old trope where the boy gets tongue tied and then spurned by the pretty girl.

I remember Tiff in only a towel she termed ‘au natural’ possibly seducing an uncomfortable Gunther, so she’s got the chops…

GO for a swim Tiff!

Tiff just wants to get wet with Kip. Wet and wild.

Oh what the heck, join him for a swim.

An accidental fall is as good as a jump. Go for it.

I’m reminded of this exchange between characters in the 1956 sci-fi classic movie “Forbidden Planet:”

Altaira Morbius: [swimming in a pool] Come on in.

Commander Adams: I didn’t bring my bathing suit.

Altaira Morbius: What’s a bathing suit?

Commander Adams: [quickly turning his back] Oh, murder!

Got your tang all tongueled up?

He’s inviting her! The ball is tossed to her, will she be brave enough to return it?

Work on the come on lines will you?

Jeez Louise, Tiffster! Are you so rattled by the sight of Kip that you can no longer speak coherently?! This may be more serious than I had thought….

I’d jump in if I were her.

Some types of movies start out like this……..

Are we taking guesses on who will interrupt the tension? I keep thinking never home Dad will appear suddenly.

So Tiff is offering a BJeezo!!!

He’ll grab her arms and pull her in

He’s fine. She’s prettier than Stef and not a controlling b…