Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for February 01, 2024

OH MY CAT! That is Nuclear Cuteness! Tail bushed out in denial, then the single white whisker display, followed by the Feline Fáilte Jig Finale! 10 out of 10 with an addition 1000 for sticking the landing while maintain her chaotic cuteness.

One white whisker, and an instapuffy li’l kitten tail!

Nuclear cuteness, indeed! A single white whisker on one corner, and a peanut butter paw on the opposite!

If the whisker doesn’t fit, you must acquit?

Someone is distracting the inquisitors from the other suspect.

Almost looks like Ora Zella has a toothpick in her mouth. Like she could be one of the “Dead End Kids”. LOL

Proving her innocence was difficult but she made it by a whisker…

That pointy little tail unpoofed so fast!

Don’t be distracted by cuteness. She only has one now. How many did she have before the couch was clawed?

Time to turn that calendar page. For those recycling 2018, we have the original 3 boys making Valentines. I won’t spoil the new one for those who haven’t turned the page yet other than to say it also contains nuclear cuteness!

Eh me is never see any whiskers on any o these cats. Obviously it belong to them mangy mices.

Aww! Too cute!

Squeeeeee!

Shouldn’t she have matching whiskers on each side of her mouth?

It looks…odd…like maybe sweet Iggy gave her one of his.

Esse, our Torti also has one white whisker. It’s like a badge of cuteness

It’s finally happened…the cute meter has went past level Cupcake, and has gone…NUCLEAR!!

Dear Georgia, I just want to thank you from the bottom of my heart for the fact that Pucky dearest even knows the word “Nuclear” and didn’t say “shudder” Nucular, which isn’t a word, never has been a word, gets used all the time by people who don’t have a clue and drives me insane!! Even TV news people use it and I scream at the TV that it’s Not A Word!!! So thank you for making little OZ absolutely NUCLEAR in her cuteness :)

This is a cuteness distraction from the case. Avert your eyes. People…People…Don’t be taken in!

Come to think of it, our gingers Larry and Blossom both had one or two black whiskers while the rest were white. I always thought it was interesting.

::ting:: cute white whisker

The Pointer Sisters: Neutron Dance

I don’t want to sit around no more

I’ll just run and climb up on the door!

If I get in trouble what can they say?

I’ll just look cute and it will go my way!

…….

Woo-hoo

Woo-hoo

…….

I have one white whisker, here it is!

This is how I prove my innocence!

And I’ll celebrate with a Nuclear Cuteness Dance!

I love to show off whenever I get a chance!

…….

And I’ve got to say that there is so much to do!

There is really so much trouble to get in to!

I’m just lovin’ the Nuclear Cuteness Dance!

I’m just lovin’ the Nuclear Cuteness Dance!

…….

Woo-hooWoo-hoo

That whisker is looking sharp, in multiple ways. Ora Zella’s tail looks crazy in panel two.

Nuclear Cuteness calls for nuclear squeeeeeeeee!!!

Yup, I’m one of those crazy cat ladies who has actually gone bonkers squeeeing over finding the One White Whisker on my precious puddy tats’ faces.

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

At the No Longer Hidden Library

Iggy: What’s that sound in the background?

Beatrixia: It definitely isn’t giggling.

Iggy: No it sounds like a long, sustained squeak.

Bea: Iron Glove is in Afar right now, I don’t think we’d be able to hear him all this way.

Iggy: It seems to be coming from the direction of the Happy Healthy Hospital Pyramid.

Bea: It’s time to close the library. Let’s go and find out.

Sometime Later

In the Background: Squeeeeeeeeeee!

Iggy: Now it sounds a lot clearer.

Bea: Oh, I just remembered.

Iggy: That’s right. Ora Z and the Getting Better Kittens are practicing the Nuclear Cuteness Dance.

Li’l whisker jig..SO cute!!

Iggy’s packing his bags. Bye Iggy!

The cat’s whisker is left over from an amateur Radio operator who lived in the house in the 1930s.

Time for a DNA test.

I’ve been thinking about my blaming of Lupin. I named Lupin Suspect Number One from the start, but I am forced to concede that Suspect Number One is never the guilty party. It’s always someone unlikely. Who is the most unlikely? It’s gotta be Elvis.

Ah but for a cat whisker, that looks suspiciously short. Ora Zella’s whiskers should be wider than his body and that one is too short.

Imp has one white whisker, and Thor has one white eyebrow hair (whisker?). Mouse’s whiskers and eyebrows are all white, while Smudge’s are all black. Buddha, being a snake, has none.

ᴸᶦ’ˡ ʷʰᶦˢᵏᵉʳ ʲᶦᵍᵎ

Aside from the exonerating wee white whisker, I can’t quite picture OZ doing this. She’s more a maximum carnage kind of tortie, so maybe chainsaw and flamethrower?

I’m not ruling out the rest of the BCN crew just yet. They all know better than to mess with the sacred red couch, but what if one of them suffered from a bout of sleepwalking? or in this case, sleepscratching?

Thank Cat January is over and the sun is shining—6 weeks and 5 days til the equinox (or 4 weeks and 1 day til “meteorological spring”)! But let the clouds roll in tomorrow just long enough for all groundhogs to not see their shadows…

Tortie’s are chaotic colored so you know what’s in the package …

DAGNABBIT! Now I have to reset my inferior screen.

Been away for a bit, just caught up on it all. In case it was not mentioned, Coffee is Not good for Cats. It is just like chocolate for cats and dogs. Please don’t let your kitties have coffee, chocolate or milk.

But maybe it was her only white whisker, and it regrew!

I don’t comment but I know and love the Orb. BCN was the one ting I kept reaing during the worst year of my life, things are fine again now. Do have an issue though, this is the second day my comics have not shown up in my email. Anyone having this prolem? Any ideas?

For those who do social media today is hourly comics day and Georgia is posting the pictures to the various social media sites, Facebook, Instagram, the site formerly known as Twitter and Bluesky, which I finally got an account on a while back. Maybe she will put them on her Patreon site too when she has them all done. So far she has posted 3.

Our cat has all white whiskers. She may be supplying other cats with fake evidence.

My totally black cat, Leo, had one white whisker for a few months. It fell out and grew back in black. Cats are truly a wonder.

AND, she knows how to work her angles!

Sorry, have to: FANGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That amount of cuteness is banned under several treaties i believe