Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for July 14, 2024

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    Mordock999 Premium Member 5 months ago

    Buy contacts, Bernice.

    You must be able to see because “Impending Doom,” in the form of a “cute little tyke,” is rapidly approaching.

    HIDE the fish, too. ;-)

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    beb01  5 months ago

    In sixty plus years of wearing glasses I never dropped any in the toilet. And saying I don’t need glasses any more is such a 6 year old thing to say.

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    cmxx  5 months ago

    One more graphic demonstration of why it’s good to shut the lid, every time, before you flush. I recall my twin brother telling me that he pointed this out to the electrician when the guy chuckled that he’d just dropped his wallet in the toilet. I wondered silently why my brother hadn’t immediately fired him—I sure wouldn’t want that guy working on my house’s wiring.

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    thevideostoreguy  5 months ago

    Nosepads tend to help on that sort of thing.

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    Joe1962  5 months ago

    Contacts Bernice

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    Wilkins068  5 months ago

    Bernice’s allways been blind to so many things as it is so what’s the difference?

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    nightflight  5 months ago

    Don’t need a bra either, Bernice, might as well flush that too.

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    rasputin's horoscope  5 months ago

    Just autoclave your glasses, Bernice.

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    我爱漫画   5 months ago

    现在试试隐形眼镜吧,伯妮斯

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    GeorgeInAZ  5 months ago

    This is no time for your hate.

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    ImDaRealAni  5 months ago

    Does this even happen? What are the hinges around your ears for, then?

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    Caldonia  5 months ago

    I’m surprised she wasn’t too scared to flush, for fear of people hearing her.

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    GirlGeek Premium Member 5 months ago

    You should be like me and invest in contact lenses

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    snsurone76  5 months ago

    She needs to move out of the DeGroot house!

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    jmworacle  5 months ago

    What about Laser Eye Surgery?

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    HidariMak  5 months ago

    People used to complain about dropping their smartphones into the toilet. Once many of the flagship phones became water-resistant, the number of those complaints dropped significantly. I’m guessing that people started sticking their hands into unflushed toilets more frequently around the same point in time.

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    Everyman127  5 months ago

    You no longer need glasses only if you undergo PRK.

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    dlkrueger33  5 months ago

    Either get contacts or do Lasik. I had coke-bottle glasses as a kid. Got contacts as a teen and worse them until I was in my 40s and my eyes were too dry to wear them. Then I got Lasik which helped, but didn’t cure astigmatism. Now at 67, I’m back to glasses with progressive readers, built in sunglasses transition and very stylish. NOT COKE BOTTLES. I really like wearing them again. My vision is about 20-35. As a kid it was 20-750. Legally blind.

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    Lord King Wazmo Premium Member 5 months ago

    You know what I’ve decided I no longer need? People who randomly PROCLAIM stuff and expect you to care.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 5 months ago

    As if she had not enough flaws, Bernice is now also so picky that she won’t do what any person who had something like this happen does. Take the glasses, clean them and then clean the hands. It seems that the more time passes, the worse she gets. If a bird hit her on the head on the street she would have a panic attack. If that happened to Luann, they would probably laugh together.

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    bittenbyknittin  5 months ago

    I dropped my glasses into the toilet this week too. I think it’s time for cataract surgery.

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    BJShipley1  5 months ago

    I’m trying to decide who has the more pompous “declarative pose”: Bernice’s hands-on-hips or Amos Van Hoesen with his index finger in the air.

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    Gen.Flashman  5 months ago

    There does not seem to be a lid on the toilet.

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    kaycstamper  5 months ago

    Crazy, Bernice! Now you clogged the toilet and can’t see to unclog it!

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    Ruth Brown  5 months ago

    Well, that pair of glasses.

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    Just-me  5 months ago

    If it were only that simple to have good eyesight again.

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    ctolson  5 months ago

    Hope that’s a Kohler toilet.

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    Webby_dog  5 months ago

    Lost mine in the lazy river…current took them away!

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    Ellis97  5 months ago

    Bernice is now Mrs. Magoo.

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    tremaine53  5 months ago

    Dropping one’s glasses in the toilet? When that happens, you can’t see schidt!

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    Bruce1253  5 months ago

    Ah! That explains the toilet scenes in both Baldo and Luann.

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    miztrniceguy  5 months ago

    Ewwww

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    rshive  5 months ago

    B’s next trick is to find the wall.

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    MaybeMaybe  5 months ago

    You choose the comics to express that? i suppose it’s the perfect place for a joke.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  5 months ago

    Don’t wimp out. Wipe and wash and wear.

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    CoreyTaylor1  5 months ago

    What kind of moron flushes her glasses down the toilet!?

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    eladee AKA Wally  5 months ago

    Oops! This was always my fear when I was wearing glasses! Having to fish them out of the toilet. Thankfully that never happened. Maybe Bernice will do like Gunther and get contact lenses? Or even LASIK surgery? That would certainly change up her look and it could make for an interesting arc.

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    paldec  5 months ago

    I usually don’t comment before at least skimming other comments, but between the politics and the likely Bernice bashing, I will make an exception. I had to laugh because I was just like Bernice at that age. I knew I needed glasses all the time, but only wore them some of the time. I walked around squinting a lot.

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    eb110americana  5 months ago

    Bernice is just flush with new ideas today.

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    namelocdet  5 months ago

    So, Bernice threw her glasses in the toilet, rather than the trash can?

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    The Quiet One  5 months ago

    Let’s see how that works for you Bernice.

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    kauri44  5 months ago

    I’m starting to wonder whether some of the comments today (and it’s always Sundays when this happens) are AI generated or from paid (and probably Russian) troll farms. (The lack of nuance in some quarters suggests this.) I know the event yesterday comes into today’s timing, but this sort of thing has been going on for years, and almost always on Sundays. Why a strip about a 19 year old female college student from Southern California draws this kind of political attention I don’t really know, but it’s good to remember that there is a concerted online effort to affect the US election and it’s probably best to just be aware that you might be arguing with a bot or with someone who is being paid for clicks.

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    nightflight  5 months ago

    Bernice needs to pick a sex, and try to look like it.

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    eced52  5 months ago

    Hope she didn’t drop them in the toilet, when she has to go get them.

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    Black76Manta  5 months ago

    Talking about being smart, but only in theory!

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    stillfickled Premium Member 5 months ago

    I had to take my glasses to where my eye doc is. When I woke up my glasses were on my nightstand and one of the ear thingy’s was on the floor!

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    eddi-TBH  5 months ago

    That’s about the only thing I haven’t done to my glasses. Knock wood.

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    stealth694  5 months ago

    Ahhhhh Bernice just how much did those Glasses cost???

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    DaBump Premium Member 5 months ago

    Look into contact lenses? … oh… was that punny?

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    Enter.Name.Here  5 months ago

    “I’ve decided I no longer need THOSE glasses. I don’t even want to touch them anymore.”

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    Dave's Not Here, Man  5 months ago

    She needs better fitting glasses.

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    lnrokr55  5 months ago

    Oops!

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    missyhyattfan  5 months ago

    Hilarious

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