Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 16, 2024

“One bad apple don’t spoil the whole bunch.” —The Osmonds

It’s those black licorice tasting ones that ruin it for me.

Are we really talking Jelly Bellies? Or Bertha Bott’s Every Flavor Beans? Maybe a boogy flavored one?

Being a pig, Pig, I do not think there is many you don’t like !

Buttered popcorn or buttered toast: yuck!

A family member likes pickled flavored cotton candy…

Alas, ear wax.

I don’t get Rat’s attitude. You WANT friends to have different tastes than you, so they leave your treats alone!

Earwax.

I like buttered popcorn ones too :(

I guess he won’t want that bag of buttered popcorn Jelly Bellies Pig was planning to give him in payment.

No candy for me. Blood sugar and all… :-/

No worries, here. I don’t like jelly bellies, period!

Gravity seems to behave in a strange manner up there on Wiseass Hill.

Used to work in North Chicago Illinois near Jelly Belly factory. Depending on wind direction, we would be salivating from the aroma. At another job close by, a coworker would bring bags of ‘Belly Flops’ that were odd shaped rejects…yum!

However bad you think you have it, you can be nearly certain others are persevering through much worse.

So quit whining that your internet is down, the traffic is bad, the line at the coffee shop is moving too slowly, the iHeartRadio station keeps playing the same $#^ 10 songs over and over and over, etc etc.

This goes as much for me as for everyone else.

anybody see a plug for a product?

I know bad tasting food when I see it.