Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for October 28, 2024

Tortimer to the rescue! The Roomba is going to make Kaboomba…

Question: What is more awesome? Ora Zella in full crane position, or ANGRY Tortimer? I’d say Tortimer is about to open a can of you know what on those Doombas!

Wow, Lupin must be desperately stressed to ask about Goldie!! Hurry Iggy, hurry!

The two screens read:

WE WANT TO HELP

COME IN PEACE

Look at Elvis’s li’l tongue! And there’s Angry Tortimer AND Orazuzu in a crane position! And Pucky-Bear’s face! So much cuteness!!

Goldie is coming to save the day. Mos def.

Go, Tortimer, go! We believe in you! Tell those Doombas to get lost! (Or clean the carpets properly. All this time and not one little bit of vacuuming has been done!)

Tortimer is indeed a member of the family.

Pucky’s face looks much fatter than usual or is it just me?

As for the four symbols Iggy is working with, they seem to read A.I.

Normally Elvis would be protecting The Girl, but the ROOMBKON’s mind control has blocked even this fundamental duty.

OT: Question about GoComics.

“Tortimer, HELP!”

And Tortimer swoops in to place himself between the children and the Doombas! Go, Tortimer!

Ah steenky robot here to joins his steenky outer space green robot pals. Me was knews them steenky robots not to be trusteds.

Crouching smol cat, hidden Doomba slayer!

Elvis tongue!

Tortimer is outraged whatever peaceful intentions his extraterrestrial kin have.

Hmm… Considering what we learned yesterday, do we believe Lupin’s concerned for Goldie? Love the girl grabbing Elvis.

Improved to telemetry but still here.

Tortimer activates Defense Mode! It is SUPER effective!

Back of raccoon heads!

I guess we will find out what is happening with the other cats of the BPH later

As well as the wildland critters.

Could be worse, could be Killer Clowns!!

Elvis’s blep is perfect

Today’s Scottish Play Quote

Tortimer: I will not yield

To give away ground at my young friend’s feet

And be baited by this roomba rabble’s curse

Though Birnam Wood come to the Big Pink house

To dust bunnies opposed, though being of dust borne

Yet they will try and last. To the floor

I stand and defend my fiends

Lay on, Doombas. And cursed be them that cry, “Hold, enough!”

looks like OZ is going to bust a crane on those Doombas !

That Roomba looks a bit sad! Not scary at all X

Crack that code, Iggy! Before it’s too late!

Very nice of Ora Zella to defend Puck and of Lupin to worry about his best frenemy. I now have an inkling of how all this will end, but I will keep it to myself for now.

OZ has gone full Karate Kid. Crane Kick engaged. And Elvis with the tiny tongue sticking out still. Hahahaha

We need The Doctor

Sweep the leg, Ora err, sweep the wheels?

WAX THE FLOOR. OZ!!

Adults and roombas know that wherever there are children, there’s going to be crumbs! It’s too bad the kids themselves don’t know this …

Lookit Tortimer, being all “over my dead battery” towards the invading Doombas.

Look at brave Tortimer!!

Btw, regarding the screen where the Doombas say “We come in peace”:

Is anyone else hearing Capt Kirk’s verse in “Star Trekkin’”?

Seriously, the woman needs to be doing a better job at monitoring the television shows these kids and cats watch.

Look alive, Iggy! Killer Roombas are heading towards you!

OT: Erma

Go, Tortimer!

I wonder if the missing Goldie is important to the plot.

OT-TampaFanatic

Love that the Girl is protecting Elbiff the same way he would protect her.

Time to finish up this story. Its been dragging on too long.

Ora Zella is everything!! I just love how she calls them Papa. Reminds me of Eleven in Stranger Things!

Tortimer could be the key.

The courage of a smoll tortie and a little Roomba has moved me to tears, but in a good way!

Not happy tortimer!

Where is Goldie??