Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for December 17, 2024

And like Ora Zella, I hope Snowball is soon saying “Someone Help, I’m experiencing the consequences of my actions!” Without the tiny hiss.

Ora Zella, Snowball Taggert is NOT a good role model. You shouldn’t even know his name (just as I don’t know it)!

Well, Snowball — and OraZ, for that matter — is basically a living chainsaw.

I couldn’t figure out what Ora Zella had in her hands at first, but then I realized that they are the batteries from the remote and that is why Elvis can’t change the channel or turn off the show to keep Ora Zella from watching.

Ora Zella expresses furious admiration.

Never trust a cat with a moustache. They are all evil.

Paisley doesn’t seem to be tracking the action. Or reading the room.

Elvis has the right idea! Turn off that kitten-corrupting show. Come over the the Grumbling Room where all the best snacks are fresh and plentiful.

Ignore Snowball Taggert’s arrogance! Ignore that Angora’s hat is barely hanging on to her one ear! Ignore the fact the Paisley somehow knows how to send a card to Captain Nimble and Princess on their around-the-world cruise! (And their kittens, where are they? I wonder if any of them are telekinetic, or at least psychic?) Ignore the dramatic organ music! (it’s gotta be organ music, right?) We are happy with our food, good (relatively sane) company, and complete ignorance of the silly, Our IX Lives soap opera inspired Pawmark channel movie!

Plus, we have Dr. Harwood’s Question of the Day to ponder! (Much more entertaining than the soap opera drivel!) Follow Elvis’ example, he’s never wrong (well, he’s certainly never undignifed!)

This is why you don’t let the little ones watch soaps!

It’s on all channels, Elvis! Or the controls’ batteries are dead.

Soaps rot the brain. My favorite is Meerkat Manor,

Assault with batteries.

Ora, I appreciate your enthusiasm, but maybe don’t use it for evil.

Smoove move Oz!

O.T. I can’t stand it anymore!

Uh oh…..

Ora Zella’s going to ask for a bulldozer for Christmas.

Aha. Me knews it Orazoozoo is eeevil.

Pride precedes a fall……..

Alan Jay Lerner and Frederick Loewe: Just You Wait

Just you wait, Snowball Taggart, just you wait!

You’ll be sorry but your tears will be too late

So you’ll make a lot of money!

Will it help you? Don’t be funny!

Just you wait, Snowball Taggart, just you wait!

…….

Just you wait, Snowball Taggard, you’ll be sad

When you’re betrayed by that rotten guy named Brad!

You’ll get yours from Dr. Mittens

Or get conked by Paisley’s kittens,

Just you wait, Snowball Taggart, just you wait!

…….

Ooh, Snowball Taggart!

With your nice expensive boots upon your feet!

Ooh, Snowball Taggart!

Just when you want to have a Nom Nom Treat!

They will take your treats away and give you kale chips any day!

Just you wait, Snowball Taggart, just you wait!

…….

One day you’ll regret this, you’re a spoiled brat

Don’t forget you just might get a visit from Cat!

Just suppose that you hear from the Cat of all Cats!

And judges your nasty scheme, you prat!

Cat: I will not let you upset your daughter and her friends

You will learn, Snowball that the means don’t justify the ends!

Snowball: Alright, Cat, I will do what ever I want to do,

What will happen if I don’t listen to you?

“You don’t want to know that!” Cat replies. “You’re in for a nasty surprise!”

And again, Snowball Taggart, you’ll get yours!

You’ll get more than you ever bargained for!

So you enjoy your boots and hat,

While you can, you spoiled brat!

Oh, ho, ho, Snowball Taggart!

Down you’ll go, Snowball Taggart!

Just you wait!

At the Ceiling Can Be a Floor Culinary School

Floofnet the Joyous: Amon-Merchant and Azibo came through for us! We have plenty of speices (German pronunciation) for our Yule Day banquet.

Amon-Merchant: I wish we could take the credit, but we have Wicket and the Temple Owls and Digby and the Lawn Potato team to thank.

Floof: No matter. It will be the best Yule Day Banquet ever.

Azibo: Don’t you say that every year?

Floof: It’s true. Each banquet gets better and better.

Patrice Possum, Sous Chef: I still think Snowfall Braggart is up to no good. You know he’s not one to give up.

Floof: I heard he might try to corner the cheese market.

Patrice: No worries! I’ll just have a chat with Dook Ferret and his mates.

Amon: Snowfall is no match for Tinker, Evers, and Chance!

Resistance is futile, Elvis, Our IX Lives is on every channel! At least, it is while Ora Zella controls the batteries!

OT:

As I might have mentioned, I was sick with Covid all last week. When I finally felt well enough to read the comments BCN, I saw that people were saying they had received their BCN calendars. Since I hadn’t received mine, I went to Zazzle to track it and it said it had been delivered Wed., Dec. 11th. I chatted with their AI assistant who sent me to the returns center where I had an option to send a replacement item. I’m waiting to hear back from them. Hopefully, they’ll just send another one. I MUST have my BCN calendar.

Bad influence alert! Who knows what Elvis is controlling with that remote?

Ora Zelda- I love you but you have leasons to learn about how to treat others (Talk to Lupin for an example of good kitty)

She’s got the batteries, Elvis, just unplug it!

Paisley’s outfit is very cute! Not everyone can pull off green and red and purple and calico, but she makes it work!

Oooh! Does this mean the Pawmark channel has a comedy series going, following Princess, Jack B. Nimble, and their four adorable kittens (Sweetheart, Rowdy, Rogue, and Rascal) on their adventures on the high seas and at exotic ports around the world? Sign me up for that one!

Little stinker, taking out the batteries.

One advantage of having telekinetic kittens is that they can send your Christmas cards to folks on a boat anywhere in the world.

Meanwhile on the Pacific Princess, aka: The Love Boat, Princess and Captain Nimble (boy is the screen writer of Airplane the one that came up with these names) are seated at the Captains table for dinner with Captain Stubing, Gopher, Doc, Issac and Julie enjoying a meal of Tuna and Sea Bass when the assistant purser comes to the table with a cable. A startled and concerned look crosses Princess’ face as the assistant purser hands the cable to her. Princess, upon reading the cable faints dead away in her chair. Captain Nimble picks up the cable and reads it. “Captain,” Captain Nimble says, handing the cable to Captain Stubing, is there anything you can do?

“Of course Captain,” Captain Stubing replies to Captain Nimble. We can reverse corse and set sail for Viejo Gato immediately.

“But Captain, how can you do that? Viejo Gato is in the middle of Connecticut?’ Captain Nimble inquires of Captain Stubing.

“Quite simple Captain Nimble, this is the Pawmark Channel, so the Pacific Princess can take Princess to Viejo Gato with no difficulty what so ever. Understand now Captain Nimble? Captain Stubing replied

“Yes Captain Stubbing, I see now.” returns Captain Nimble to Captain Stubing.

Suddenly Ace Covington Evans, the ships Photographer arrives at the table. Sensing a photo opportunity for a close up, Princess revives as everyone at the table gathers around for a group photo.

Captain Stubing jumps from his place at the table, racing to the phone to the bridge on the wall. Grabbing the phone in his paw, “Hard A Port,” Captain Stubing shouts, “Set sail for Viejo Gato, Full Speed Ahead!”

Will the Pacific Princess get Princess and Captain Nimble to Mission Viejo in time?

Will the Christmas trees all be bought up before it is too late?

Will the Orphanage be bulldozed to the ground to make way for a parking lot?

Will the Pawmark Channel go off the air after this stinker show?

Tune in tomorrow for the next segment of our exciting Christmas Special,

No, Ora Zella, don’t go taking life advice from the guy the show’s not even trying to hide is supposed to be the bad guy. ;)

UberCat

Today is more evidence of the palliative effect of evil toebeans on the addicts. There is but one (1) evil toebean today and not a squeee to be heard.

That greeting card is going to become important later.

It would be so cool if Captain Nimble made a cameo appearance in the special.

Elvis is not remotely pleased …

Trust O. Z. to admire Sniwball.

Tad! Today I had 6 Blue Jays, 2 Cardinals, and a woodpecker with a red head and black and white wings. Woodpecker’s size was between the blue jay and cardinal size.

O.T. – Asrialfeeple

Angora is losing control of that hat.

Que Oz becoming a corrupt business tycoon and taking over the laundry room.