Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 04, 2025

Last strip?

Today’s background music: “Big Ɓalls” by AC/DC.

I think I must be an 8 year old boy in disguise. This made me laugh.

Must have grabbed the wrong nuts.

Rat likes big nuts and (about that anyway) he cannot lie.

Inspector Cramer?

Well this was nutty. Enough to bust a nut.

IOW, monstrous macadamias, not titanic testes!

You got big nuts and I cannot lie, You other brothers are pint size…

Once you’ve seen a rat’s male parts, you can’t unsee them.

Just bribe the censor with some CASHew.

Not a big deal, since none of the animal characters appear to be anatomically correct, anyway.

Don’t touch my nuts. Let alone eat them…

They could switch to donut holes. I love sweet, little holes!

Those Brazil nuts are the best!

Come on, that one got a giggle out of me for a few seconds

Next, go to Dick’s Sporting Goods and check out their big balls!

I’m nuts, you’re nuts, w’alnuts.

Comic Strip Censor is just another nut cracker.

He can’t have deez nuts.

In the infamous words of AC/DC, "But we’ve got the biggest……Nuts of them all !!!

It is such a tragic shame that the pearls before swine comic strip censor is more liberal and permissive that the comic strip thread comment policy on this very comic strip website!!!!!! Dan aka….ps d***!!!!!!!!!!

It ain’t over until Pastis sings.

Takes balls!

The male anatomy, how they like to brag.

I’m boycotting until crocs come back!

Refer to them as “Lucilles.”

Yep. Pea nuts is a ripoff.

Best place for nuts is in the fudge

So, a while back I tried to reference a fake music video from the movie ‘Top Secret.’ In the video, California beach bunnies were doing trap shooting while riding a surfboard. I was censored by the algorithm and found out that ‘sk##t’ is an old term for an offensive act.

Not those kind of nuts, you busybody buffoon!

Back to the CROCS. PLEASE!!!!!

the censor looks like a english soldier kinda

As said by BG McAuliffe at Bastogne

Next time rat will get balls at the store.

In our next installment: Pig goes to Dick’s to get some big balls.

There are those days when Pastis delves deeply into the human condition to pull out some really insightful humor about our frail existence.And then there’s today. . . . . . . :-D

I take it his nuts didn’t fall.

I wonder what kind of nuts he got.

Walnuts? Almonds? Peanuts? What?

There are nuts, and then there are nuts.

Salty balls are better than big nuts, according to a guy named Chef

If he had gotten them at the hardware store, he’d need a big bolt to match

One can hope…

LOL

Cue AC/DC : But we’ve got the biggest balls of them all.

I’ve had both shoulders replaced. Now I tell everyone I have two titanium balls.

Get ’Em from the Peanut Man

Just call them cajones.

I wonder if Pastis has them on his pickup truck?

I’ve got big ballsI’ve got big ballsThey’re such big ballsAnd they’re dirty big ballsAnd he’s got big ballsAnd she’s got big balls(But we’ve got the biggest balls of them all)

Go to Washington DC for big nuts.

The censor needs work.

Fine. Would the censor be cool with balls instead ?

How do you feel about Schweddy Balls?

Sadly, they were in the Hardware Section of the Walmart Super Store.

Is that censor nuts?!

Deez Nuts?

Isn’t B.N. one of the people on Elon’s team to rob Social security and the treasury?

PBS is psychic.

Who asks for nuts by size instead of by, you know, what kind of nut they are?

but hey…double meaning?

In the immortal words of Alvin The Chipmunk….

I have candy

And walnuts,too

I’ll eat the candy….and nuts to you!

oh well… it was a good run!

Do one about the Blue Footed Bobbie next.

What is this, the Battle of the Bulge?

Ohhhh, I can think of many more apropos (yet highly inappropriate) lines that would get this strip yanked before the electronic ink was dry!

Some times you feel like a nut, some times you don’t.

You should try the Coco Nuts… :D

that censor is not amused, he seems a bit testes….

This is the end …

I bet he can’t even spell innuendo.

Very Funny ♥♥ Thanks for the laugh Stephan ♥

I can’t remember the last time we ever saw the Comic Censor guy before today

Frankly, I find this comment section “Chock Full O Nuts”!

He should have sold this joke to the people who do “Blondie.”

One of the best strips on Earth, no joke.

Wait until they start discussing large cotillions.

I once walked through a baby care aisle in a store and commented that I didn’t need nipples. Couldn’t figure out why my friend burst out laughing.