Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 04, 2025

Last strip?

Today’s background music: “Big Ɓalls” by AC/DC.

I think I must be an 8 year old boy in disguise. This made me laugh.

Must have grabbed the wrong nuts.

Rat likes big nuts and (about that anyway) he cannot lie.

Inspector Cramer?

Well this was nutty. Enough to bust a nut.

IOW, monstrous macadamias, not titanic testes!

You got big nuts and I cannot lie, You other brothers are pint size…

Once you’ve seen a rat’s male parts, you can’t unsee them.

Just bribe the censor with some CASHew.

Not a big deal, since none of the animal characters appear to be anatomically correct, anyway.

Don’t touch my nuts. Let alone eat them…

They could switch to donut holes. I love sweet, little holes!

Those Brazil nuts are the best!

Come on, that one got a giggle out of me for a few seconds

Next, go to Dick’s Sporting Goods and check out their big balls!

I’m nuts, you’re nuts, w’alnuts.

Comic Strip Censor is just another nut cracker.

He can’t have deez nuts.

In the infamous words of AC/DC, "But we’ve got the biggest……Nuts of them all !!!

It is such a tragic shame that the pearls before swine comic strip censor is more liberal and permissive that the comic strip thread comment policy on this very comic strip website!!!!!! Dan aka….ps d***!!!!!!!!!!

It ain’t over until Pastis sings.

Takes balls!