Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 27, 2025

A proper rib bing

Adam gets ribbed

If you want to be a mother …

But he’s not the last man on Earth, he’s the first one.

Eve takes one look at Adam and realizes that he has a backpfeifengesicht. Not a good start on the entire human race.

Would all of us be better off?

Never mind, send in the BEARS!

How do you like them apples?

Last…first? Whatever. That’s funny!

And he is standing under the Tree of Life. Eve should step back toward the forest.

I’ve always wondered…what did God do on the eighth day?

Doesn’t it strike you, as it does me, that quite a number of quasi-biblical cartoons are starting to appear just a few weeks before Easter? (Otherwise known as Holy Week).

Does anyone actually want to think this story through. That is how two people would populate the earth. Some interesting variations within the Christian mythology on this christianpure(dot)com / learn / adam-eve-true-story/

He’s the only man for her.

[Or is he the snake?]

Tickles my funny bone!

The Bible story … as rewritten by Danae?

if she had just left that apple on that apple tree

Eve is such a doosh (is that OK, censorbot?)

He’s the only one at the time, but she has the power to decide whether or not he’s the last man on Earth. But at what price?

Well- Lilith is available. She got kicked out for not obeying Adam.

That apple still comes in many forms…

God’s y-chromosome making an appearance.