Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for April 07, 2024

Donald Trump

Donald Trump

Who are you? What have you sacrificed?

Donald Trump

Superstar

Do you think you’re what they say you are?

Donald Trump

Superstar

Do you think you’re what they say you are

If I was God I would smite him.

Cheese-burger is right!

And is the Orange Baboon going to blame the Jews, as Christians have done for centuries??

Well, he’s won me over – saved my soul – shown me the light. And I’ve come up with a perfect campaign slogan for ‘our hero’: “Fool me once – shame on you! Fool me twice – guess I’m a Republican”.

Only recourse for us would be an alien invasion, or a direct hit by an asteroid. They would be better than Trump back in the WH!!!!

After the rant he went on this morning on TS (or BS) he’s going to be looking at mystery meat and dehydrated taters in prison. And I think they even have Koll Aid, so he’ll feel right at home.

The cartoon is not believable.

The is no way the “Christian” Trump knows that much about the Bible.

Sorry, Garry

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The Republican “Christians” have replaced Jesus with Trump in their hearts.

How about making a fake video with Jesus doing some of his bits: “You’re fired!” At what point would the morons get the message that the orange puppet is a sick buffoon?

Since someone’s bound to raise the point:

Maybe Trudeau just can’t think of anything FUNNY to say about Biden.

This is too true to be funny.

The really scary part is not the things he says (although that is scary) it is the people who worship him and follow him blindly.

Of course some of them believe that voting for the Antichrist will force the real Lord to return sooner. I’m pretty sure God is not impressed with that reasoning.

Is that Darth Vader’s theme, panel 2..?

Is that the last dinner party before he flees to Holy Mother Russier?

As bizarre as it is there are a lot of people who feel this way and even more bizarre is Trump has a real shot at winning again, may God have mercy on us all.

And the dinner brought in $50.5 million for Perp45’s campaign (i.e. all his legal issues and lawyers).

Too close to reality to be satire.

“When I drink my little wine and have my little cracker, I guess that is a form of asking for forgiveness.”

Unlike the comic, that’s an actual quote.

The sad fact is 30%+ of Americans totally buy into this schtick and are true believing disciples.

Blessed are the cheese makers…

Secret recording of Grifter fundraiser released! Unusually fine quality!

I think we’re all being punished for not paying teachers more.

Ha ha ha ha ha! This is priceless. Well done, Mr. Trudeau!

What happened to the blood on Trump’s hands? :-)

So Good!

Smite away, please

I doubt it’s actual Kool-Aid brand, it’s probably the cheaper Flavor Aid. Grape, I assume.

I wonder how high up Trudeau is on Trump’s hit list for after he wins in November.

You can’t satirize a parody…..Total number of intelligent and patriotic supporters of Trump: ZERO.

Perfect! It would not surprise me if this were taken from an actual news clip.

SO like him! (gag*)

Does this mean he’s about to be taken away? Did Mike Pence betray him with a kiss? It’s actually a surprise that there isn’t a Trump Gethsemene.

“The bun is my hair.”

It would look better in braids.

But if you do manage to scalp him, I do not want to see the result.

“He has risen!” said The Orange Foolus as he left the stripper’s house.

Having gulled them into willing their entire estates to him, he’s using Jim Jones’ recipe.

And to think our only choices are this guy and another guy whose brain is essentially a bucket of mashed potatoes

Yeah, they’re drinking the Kool-aid, all right.

This may have spoiled cheeseburgers for me forever.

I can’t believe I’m the first one to reference the band The Last Dinner Party:

You can hold me, like the elders,

And I will f— —k you like nothing matters.

(I know readership on this site skews somewhat old for current Alternative Rock consciousness, but my radio station has played it a lot over the past year.)

Oh lordy, that’s ghastly imagery!

Really, how far off from an actual dinner event is this?

If Trump regains the Presidency it will be in large part the fault of the American media for ignoring and sanctioning his megalomania and psychopathic behavior.

While the press is fascinated by whether or not Biden is too old for another term, and picks on his every stuttered or misremembered word – forgetting that the man grew up with a severe stutter speech impediment which he’s diligently worked to overcome – and are quick to point his gaffs to the public, they easily ignore or excuse the lunatic, incoherent ravings and disjointed thinking of Donald J. as simply “Trump being Trump”.

The man is insane and incompetent to hold the highest office in the United States! Yet, the U.S. media is afraid to point this out for fear of being told they have a Liberal bias. It’s not a Liberal bias, folks…

Donald John Trump is mentally and morally unfit to be President of the United States!

Common misconception. It was Flavor Aid. But I’m not going to quibble as long as MAGA sticks to the script. Start passing out the sneakers while you wait for the comet, too. Or just skip to the last page already.

This toon is so accurate.

Much more coherent here in this comic than in real life.

Trump brand instant fruit drink. We’re All Going Down Together flavor.

Should have spelled it “cheeseberder”.

When do Lee Greenwood and the daughter-in-law read from the Bible and duet something patriotic?

and comrade Joker with his purple and green suit. nice, very nice.

Was the east coast earthquake centered 6.66 miles from bible salesman Trump’s golf course?

Let’s see if he can raise himself from Hiell.

(Less the i.)

That lady in panel 6 says it all.

Wonder if the Bibles he is selling have all the passages condemning the building of earthly wealth,removed.

Fifty million dollars is nothing to sneeze at. the smart money is on President Trump/

I bet Hitler would give trump a good run for his money.

Yep, they aree all drinking the Kool-Aid. Bigly.

I was raised as a Reform Jew and only know about the New Testament and Christian theology from history classes. I don’t think transubstantiation works like that. I could be wrong.

BTW, the thing about multiple self styled messiahs wandering around Palestine in the time of Christ in the Life of Brian is one of the bits of historical truth in the movie.

How is it that no one has taken him out yet??

That was last week. He is now comparing himself to Nelson Mandela again.

Perhaps that man who asked the question can still be saved.

yea, Gerry needs a good smiting every now and then.

His last donors. He’s not charging them for the meal because he needs their bucks to pay his lawyers.

Bonus points for “Kool Aid”

I really think that trump should be drawn with a rhinoceros horn for a nose. He is the real RINO.

Kool Aid is right.

…I want to see him try to rise for the dead…because that would mean he’s dead…

What’s Trff humming in panel 2?The Imperial March?

… smite also those who support this Thing!

My sister just sent me a pic of a sign outside a liquor store in Miami: “Rapes cheats and libels – Now he sells you bibles”.

When did the Dear Looser (Angry Orange Man) stop having blood on his hands?

Pontus Pilate must have been an ancestor of Ronald McDonald as was King Herod of Col. Sanders.