Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for March 02, 2025

Traitor Trump and his owner Traitor Musk ( not to be confused with his blackmailer, the dictator and war criminal Putin) all deserve to spend eternity in the lowest circle of Dante’s Inferno. (Just saying.)

Magat hero. Another alpha male that magats so deeply admire and crave to imitate.

Especially the racism and the Treason.

From the first frame, I thought the caller was asking for Musk-A-Lago! But I see it’s the Orange Pumpkin-Head.

I think evil musk just spawned his 14th child

Traitor Mother Eff.

For what it’s worth, there’s a quote (") missing from the sixth panel.

Certainly not the sane one. None of them are.

Not forgetting that ALL of Musty’s wives and children live in the Village / NOT SARCASM .

Hmmmm. …but we can’t speak disparagingly about mothers with multiple “baby daddies”. I mean…if we wanted to…. More coffee needed to process all that I guess.

I can remember when Mr. Trudeau was sharp, funny thought provoking, even hard hitting. This is just average late night Colbert crap

I don’t remember Trudeau ever mocking Dementia Joe for the way he didn’t accept or acknowledge a certain granddaughter…. If it weren’t for double standards, the fascist-progressive authoritarians wouldn’t have any.

Google: top 10 worst presidents

Sample: The 10 Worst Presidents · 1. James Buchanan · 2. Andrew Johnson · 3. Donald Trump · 4. Franklin Pierce · 5. William Henry Harrison · 6. Warren G. Harding

Amazing! There were actually two presidents worse than Trump!

Conservative “Family Values.”

But remember: Two guys married to each other who have been monogamous for 25 years are the immoral ones.

You all keep up your childish games of attacking people who are doing the right thing. We will keep doing the will of the American people and cutting the government back to a proper size, decreasing spending, and exposing the corruption and graft. You keep (feebly) engaging in the tactics of “Isolate, Personalize and attack” (Alinsky). WE will keep engaging in the actions of “Expose, Expunge and EXCEL!”.

Have a bad day.

If I had a time machine, I’d swing back to castrate Fred Trump and put Maye Musk into a convent as soon as she hit puberty. What a wonderful, wonderful world this could be . . .

Doonesbury and Non Sequitur seem to be exceptions to the “no comments on political cartoons” policy.

Too bad there wasn’t enough leadtime for Mr. Trudeau to treat theZelenskyy “meeting” . Wherein our ruling idiot shamed us before the world yet again!

Who would have thought Trudeau would be so behind the times… musk is up to 14 or 15 now (depending on whether you believe the latest “influencer”)


Auntie EM bought Krasnov’s vig. put bright lipgloss on Putin’s pig (sow’s ear in drag as silken purse) & kompromat’s his living hearse. It’s official: we’re not in Kansas any more, God help us.

I’m waiting for the uniforms.

You want a real Fascist State, you must have uniforms.

With all their faults, you have to admit, the German NAZIs were snappy dressers. Always had their uniforms pressed and jackboots shined. And those leather trenchcoats, yum!

It’s what I look for in a mindless group of thugs. Style.

Child Services will be next on the chopping block, I’m sure…

Actually, Musk’s 14th child was born the day before yesterday: >

If a woman had kids with a bunch of different fathers, society condemns her. A man has a bunch of different kids with different women (a few at the same time), society either ignores it or praises him.

Confusion Causes.

It’s a shame that Elon Musk has lost his way. Here was a guy who started companies which produced batteries and electric vehicles, things that are sorely needed today to help solve the problems of global warming and the need for clean, renewable sources of energy.

His first mistake was spending $44 billion on an idiotic social media site. His second, and biggest, mistake was getting involved in politics.

I used to have some admiration for this guy, now I have zero.

I don’t know much but I know insanity when I see it.

I’m sure our friends on the fascist right were proud of the ambush orchestrated by Trump and his dim-witted puppet Vance against the President of Ukraine. Why else would Trump have made sure that Russian State media was in the room, along with other right-wing propaganda outlets? I also know that Trump has put a stain on the United States that will be generations long lasting.

I found much to disagree with President Reagan about. However, I gave him points for not trusting the Russians. What would President Reagan think of the current occupants of the office he once held? He would wonder why a President of the United States would bend over the current Russian dictator. Putin owns Trump. Nobody can deny that now.

I thought it was 14 kids

Isn’t he up to 14 kids now?

NEWS FLASH—It is being reported that Vladimir Putin and Elon Musk have reached a joint custody agreement regarding their child, Donald Trump. While details of the joint custody agreement have not been made public, Putin and Musk issued a joint statement saying that, in the end, they agreed to do what is right and best for themselves and their criminal empires when it comes to decisions regarding their little boy, Donald. Repeating our top story…

I thought the current number of Elmo’s descendants was 13.

Weird. Elmo’s just…weird.

More utter nonsense from Trudeau.

Not to mention the absolute baloney spouted by Trudeau’s followers.

Musk is the Court Jester, nothing more. He will be replaced in a year or too, after a horrendous shouting match with the Emperor.

The monumental hypocrisy and dishonesty in the tRump Administration is an embarrassment to all real Americans.

“Then I’m gonna send ’em all to Mars. I just need another $10 billion or so in my offshore accounts.”

Those are deplorable names, and I wouldn’t anyone “techno” anything.

I care about authoritarian, I worry about a president who spouts Russia talking points and trashes one of the best allies this nation ever had. I could not care less about this jerk.

I am confused by the opening line. Who is running America? It certainly isn’t DT, because according to the new book on him by Michael Wolff, Natalie Hart provides his input and writes most of his posts. You must know that as President he doesn’t write the Executive Orders, but does he read them? It has been reported that he has recently called Mr. Musk, Leon several times and did not know that Guam was American. Should he have renamed the Gulf of Mexico as the Gulf of Putin?

Polygamist pervert Musk will be sued for wrongful termination without cause by government employees, breach of privacy, compromising government computers and over riding congress for the rest of his life.

Party of family values.

No wonder he and the great pumpkin get along so well, neither one can keep their weinie in their pants.

He’s up to 14 now. GOP family values at work.

Fire them all, Elon. Save all that support money for a trip to Mars.

He’s in the Oval Office more than Trump. Don Boy prefers the golf course.

That’s right, unfair! If one kid has to suffer a ridiculous stupid name they ALL have to! Stupid names for everyone!

He should name one of his kids “The Gulf of Elon”.

Number 14 was introduced yesterday…hard to keep up.

It’s nice to see that Mr. Trudeau still has some actual funny in him aside from sarcasm-filtered outrage.

Where did THIS come from?Both NYC papers carried Jimmy Thudpucker

Maybe some folks in the USA right should figure out that not only is it not 1865 anymore it’s not 1965 anymore either. The middle of the country is not a stereotype, it’s the United States of America. 3 TV networks out of NYC constantly pushing a version of “Sex & the City” known as woke is not playing well outside of NYC, Philly, Jersey, Boston, LA , & San Fran. Personally I’ve been an Independent since 2016 when my party ran someone less likable than Donald Trump for president. You need to get a platform and an agenda more complex than just hating the other guy! Stop throwing spaghetti at the wall and get a clue !