Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for June 01, 2022

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    willispate  over 2 years ago

    I heard that phrase when Harvey Korman was the Guest Star on The Muppet Show.

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    Wilde Bill  over 2 years ago

    “Start spreading manure…”

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    Superfrog  over 2 years ago

    I guess he wanted to do it his way.

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    HidariMak  over 2 years ago

    Good thing he wasn’t a fan of Bugs Bunny cartoons. “That’s all, folks” would just seem odd.

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    sandpiper  over 2 years ago

    But, a generally accurate statement of what life includes. A train with no timetable, no conductor, and few stops along the way.

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    TonysSon  over 2 years ago

    Good thing he wasn’t into AC/DC

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 2 years ago

    Didn’t do him much good there, at the end, did it?

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 2 years ago

    On mine I want “I did it my wayyyyyyy”. Yes, with seven "y"s. Thanks Mr. Chairman.

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    Doug K  over 2 years ago

    From the last verse:

    That’s life (That’s life) … That’s life and I can’t deny it

    Many times I thought of cutting out but my heart won’t buy it

    But if there’s nothing shaking come this here July

    I’m gonna roll myself up in a big ball and die … My, my

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    Sanspareil  over 2 years ago

    Was he shot down in May?

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    cdward  over 2 years ago

    I could think of worse things for my gravestone.

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    Ubintold  over 2 years ago

    That’s life, that’s what people say. Riding high in April, shot down in May.

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    Isenthor1978  over 2 years ago

    Everyone who got here never asked to be here. But once here, very few (that I know of) want to leave. As for me, I hope not to go out kicking and screaming. If it could happen in my sleep, even better.

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    tudza Premium Member over 2 years ago

    If he were here he’d say, “Glad you did it my way.”

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    Say What? Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Hope they gave him his vagabond shoes for the trip.

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    jimchronister2016  over 2 years ago

    Mine too

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    Tradewinds309  over 2 years ago

    Must have been hard to get him into the coffin if he had rolled himself into a big ball.

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    rich5021  over 2 years ago

    Actually, quite fitting for an epitaph.

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    Darsan54 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Mine’s gonna say, “See?? I told I was sick.”

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    well-i-never  over 2 years ago

    Back on top in June.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I like “Jack and Diane”, but I don’t want their names on my tomb stone. …speaking of Tomb Stone, does anyone like TombStone Pizza?

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    boydjb47  over 2 years ago

    Since it’s June he should be back on top.

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    mindjob  over 2 years ago

    “He won’t be right back after these messages” – Merv Griffin’s tombstone

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    John Leonard Premium Member over 2 years ago

    That’s what they say.

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    gcarlson  over 2 years ago

    That and Sammy’s “Spinning Wheel” are my favorite radio memories from my early childhood.

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    gigagrouch  over 2 years ago

    It’s not that life is short, it’s just that you’re dead for so long…

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    Durak Premium Member over 2 years ago

    An alternate song for a tombstone theme:

    https://youtu.be/buqtdpuZxvk

    Not Frank, Monty P.

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    Alverant  over 2 years ago

    I thought it was a magazine.

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    mordalo  over 2 years ago

    It’s Frank’s world. We just live in it.

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    Geophyzz  over 2 years ago

    I would like folks to hear Gone Fishin’ at my funeral, by Bing Crosby and Louie Armstrong.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YDeQzjKHaeE

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    jscarff57 Premium Member over 2 years ago

    No one gets out of here alive…

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    Linguist  over 2 years ago

    I’d prefer Peggy Lee’s " Is That All There Is? "

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    Brian Collis  over 2 years ago

    that’s what all the people say…

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    mistercatworks  over 2 years ago

    “Shot down in May”

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    KEA  over 2 years ago

    Life is just a bubble that can burst any moment.

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    198.23.5.11  over 2 years ago

    Have “Geezer” and “Silly Season” gone to sleep yet?

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    198.23.5.11  over 2 years ago

    Looks like it was a really lousy year…..

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    joannesshadow  over 2 years ago

    My father’s cousin had them play “My Way” at his funeral. He was the one who only came to our house once a year when we were kids to show off his new Cadillac.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 2 years ago

    That’s life, then that’s death. Too bad he never finished the sequence in song.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I like Vanna White’s epitath: “Bye bye!”

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    thedogesl Premium Member over 2 years ago

    That’s what people say, anyway.

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    raybarb44  over 2 years ago

    Riding High in April; Shot down in May; buried in June…..

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    aerilim  over 2 years ago

    I think these cartoons reflect an actual reality. Wives burying their husbands are getting more frequent. Just check any doctor’s office and you will notice a lot of widows and barely any widowers.

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 2 years ago

    And his favorite game and saying.

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    spaced man spliff  over 2 years ago

    The Chairman of the Board finally retired.

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    DianaDoc  over 2 years ago

    And that’s the way it is…..

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    bakana  over 2 years ago

    And, he was shot down in May.

    His first mistake was running for Sheriff …

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