Siri, bring up the last website I was looking at. No, not that website while I’m in public. Siri, are you listening to me? Siri responds, “Both you and the video are giving me commands at the same time which confuses me.”
My car HAD great navigation, they took it away because I won’t subscribe to Onstar. BUT they gave me Apple play and Android play. Works perfect for GPS!
Maybe, instead of trying to get her to use a GCM, my mommy will agree to THIS surgery, as she “adores” her phone as much as NEIGHBOR NANCY!!!! Dan aka…
I remember when googlie eyes were a simple prop to elicit giggles and smiles; now it signifies the modern zombie, but instead of eating brains, they are willingly submitting to lobotomy mush.
I hate the presumption that we are all always carrying our phones at all times. If I go into a restaurant I usually leave my phone in the car, but the hostess wants the number so she can text me when my table is ready. You can’t just call out my name? That actually takes LESS time. And I don’t like handing out my number; I get enough SPAM calls as it is.
I saw a feature on Elon Musk’s sunglasses which includes everything from a camera to an audio system as well as the Internet. At least they aren’t as invasive as the microchip he wants to implant in our brains. Yikes, he’s becoming a DOCTOR WHO villain.
BE THIS GUY 11 months ago
I think that would disqualify them from driving.
Bilan 11 months ago
But putting it on the charger will be a real pain.
sirbadger 11 months ago
Siri, bring up the last website I was looking at. No, not that website while I’m in public. Siri, are you listening to me? Siri responds, “Both you and the video are giving me commands at the same time which confuses me.”
BasilBruce 11 months ago
Is this plastic surgery or silicone surgery?
cmxx 11 months ago
Out of hand! LOL
The dude from FL Premium Member 11 months ago
My car HAD great navigation, they took it away because I won’t subscribe to Onstar. BUT they gave me Apple play and Android play. Works perfect for GPS!
[Unnamed Reader - 8bb645] 11 months ago
I always think of “Lobot” from The Empire Strikes Back.
DanielRyanMulligan1 11 months ago
Maybe, instead of trying to get her to use a GCM, my mommy will agree to THIS surgery, as she “adores” her phone as much as NEIGHBOR NANCY!!!! Dan aka…
Imagine 11 months ago
The hands need to be free to hold the coffee.
Buoy 11 months ago
I remember when googlie eyes were a simple prop to elicit giggles and smiles; now it signifies the modern zombie, but instead of eating brains, they are willingly submitting to lobotomy mush.
Liam G.P 11 months ago
How about when you charge it?
einarbt 11 months ago
Too close to reality for comfort.
Gent 11 months ago
Once upon a time they use to stares into idiot box. Now they is stare into “smart” phones.
GreasyOldTam 11 months ago
I’ve thought for awhile that our grandchildren’s grandchildren will just get phones as cochlear implants at birth.
Doug K 11 months ago
Not much weirder that some of the other things people have piercing various parts of their heads/faces/bodies.
Sisyphos 11 months ago
iggyman 11 months ago
I have Blutooth, that’s enough for me!
josballard 11 months ago
Not much different than Google Glass.
Procat Premium Member 11 months ago
I wonder if he would still walk into things?
cathluk 11 months ago
Anybody remember Google Glass?
chris_o42 11 months ago
Borg technology. Resistance is futile…you WILL be assimilated. (Most people already have been.)
[Traveler] Premium Member 11 months ago
Isn’t there some eye glasses that have this capability
zerotvus 11 months ago
they’ll just end up making porn with it…….
Croc Holliday 11 months ago
I hate the presumption that we are all always carrying our phones at all times. If I go into a restaurant I usually leave my phone in the car, but the hostess wants the number so she can text me when my table is ready. You can’t just call out my name? That actually takes LESS time. And I don’t like handing out my number; I get enough SPAM calls as it is.
rolleyes
Count Olaf Premium Member 11 months ago
The Count knows some lowly unworthies who should have them surgically removed from their hands. Permanently.
phritzg Premium Member 11 months ago
Considering how often people upgrade to new phones, this could make some plastic surgeons a lot of money.
oakie817 11 months ago
oh i hope you didn’t just start new trend
larslarson 11 months ago
Fear the Walking Dead! Puppy or kitten video anyone?
HOTLOTUS1 11 months ago
it is out of hand. that was the point
DaBump Premium Member 11 months ago
As Bugs Bunny would say, “Could it be we’ve taken this thing a little too far? Eh, COULD be!”
Ellis97 11 months ago
Sounds really dangerous and painful.
morningglory73 Premium Member 11 months ago
You mean they haven’t invented an implanted phone yet? Wait, they will if they haven’t already.
Totalloser Premium Member 11 months ago
I’m sure some stupid “influencer” will read this comic and say that’s a great idea, and some doctor will do the surgery
Ignatz Premium Member 11 months ago
I use my phone a lot, but it’s always away when I’m in the presence of actual real human beings.
Kurtass Premium Member 11 months ago
Still need a thumb.
aerotica69 11 months ago
Why did I immediately think of all those women who got eyeliner tattoos in the 90’s and now look like raccoons?
royq27 11 months ago
Yes, Pig that is the point…
Croc Holliday 11 months ago
Not supposed to eat or drink anything on the day of surgery. Might not react well to the anesthesia.
WCraft Premium Member 11 months ago
Why not just have it implanted in your head?
Steverino Premium Member 11 months ago
When plastic pieces come out of my 3D printer, sometimes I have to cut and trim them. I suppose I am a plastic surgeon.
Timothy Madigan Premium Member 11 months ago
next step is MomCorp’s EyePhone
Code the Enforcer 11 months ago
The TRUE ORIGIN of … The BORG !!! … :)
hoffquotes2 11 months ago
Ai
nikodelrey 11 months ago
I was thinking having my phone installed inside my heads. I have the room
Elder Lee Fox 11 months ago
I’m wondering how to recharge the battery.
Cameron1988 Premium Member 11 months ago
Skeez today’s babies are literally born with in their hand once of out the mother’s womb
1ecrae 11 months ago
WHAN HER NOMOPHOBIAC SELF NEEDS A RECHARGE SHE JUST PLUGS IN!
Goat from PBS 11 months ago
This is a frightening reality.
newsbb 11 months ago
Charging is going to be an issue.
waes-hael 11 months ago
Surgery!?! Just become a “glasshole!”
Victory 11 months ago
“Out of hand” is the idea
John Jorgensen 11 months ago
Out of hand indeed.
poppacapsmokeblower 11 months ago
Attached to your head it is literally out of your hand.
pearlyqim 11 months ago
Ain’t that the truth!
ladykat 11 months ago
No, thank you.
HA! 11 months ago
My husband is convinced it’s only a matter of time before we all have chips implanted and bar codes on our foreheads.
paulscon 11 months ago
That made me actually laugh out loud! Crazy funny!
zeexenon 11 months ago
My medical insurance doesn’t cover this, so I’ll just stick with my Bluetooth headset for now.
marilynnbyerly 11 months ago
I saw a feature on Elon Musk’s sunglasses which includes everything from a camera to an audio system as well as the Internet. At least they aren’t as invasive as the microchip he wants to implant in our brains. Yikes, he’s becoming a DOCTOR WHO villain.
Scott S 11 months ago
My wife gave me a Bluetooth earpiece for Christmas. Much simpler, although I look like Lt Uhura when I’m using it.
GumbyDammit223 11 months ago
Just remove whatever brain is left while they’re up there.
raybarb44 11 months ago
I’m sure that implants are already on the drawing boards of companies as we read this and write our comments…..
andrew.scharnhorst 11 months ago
“Getting out of hand”. Literally.
wildlandwaters 11 months ago
umm…very…stylish……
Zebrastripes 11 months ago
LMAO! Might as well be for a lot of people I know
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 11 months ago
So many idiots looking downward at their cell phones while walking(and usually stop halfway down a crowded staircase).
Troy 11 months ago
It won’t be long and it will be integrated, surgically, into our head.
Foe 11 months ago
That pun at the end was nice lmao
DonCoyote® 11 months ago
Make haste with that “Artificial Intelligence”,….. we can’t get it through nature, so … HURRY IT UP!!!
kittygatos 11 months ago
No longer SF; look in YouTube; Neuralink Begins Human Trials!
Otis Rufus Driftwood 11 months ago
I see Rat coming at people who do that with some sort of a blunt object.
That Nerdy Dude 11 months ago
It literally is out of hand
aussie399 Premium Member 8 months ago
I am POSITIVE that are some people out there that are idiotic to try that
alantain 8 months ago
You know, they have devices for that. Devices that won’t attract lightning directly to your head. Might improve your reception, though.