Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 06, 2021

Which one is the rider and which one is the horse ?

I’d go there. Just for the selfies.

I still prefer to stay at the “C’mon Inn”.

I think that’s where the people on “Car Talk” stayed.

Or at least attitude.

Personality is such an innconvenience.

Currently my favourite inn is:

Inn

oculate.

Well, they could have stayed at The Anxious Arms, just down the block.

I can’t read that without hearing that in The Old Man’s voice from Pawn Stars (rest in peace, dude)

If the inn is the bed, then the horse must be …

It’s casual dress and dining. Wear what you can find and eat if you dare.

Reminds me of a T-shirt I saw awhile back. _________ thyself and the steed upon which thou didst arrive.

There’s only one thing better than a punning name for an inn, and that’s a punning name for a hair salon.

My hometown is a resort area, I remember there was a

Ooo, an inn that takes horses. I’m in for that inn!

I’m not sure I get it. Is this an Inn-side joke?

At least it’s not as bad as the one across the street, the Shove It Inn.

B&Bs- see Webster’s under pretentious.

Oy

As a matter of fact, there is a saloon in Baltimore called The Horse You Came In On. It is the oldest continually operated tavern in North America, dating back to before the American Revolution.

https://www.thehorsebaltimore.com/

Inn Somnia. If you can sleep there, you can sleep anywhere.

In my experience, personality generally comes with attitude, and it’s usually a bad one.

It appears that management encourages romantic encounters

………. and have no qualms about individual choices they feels are none of their business.

I’d kind of like to stay there – briefly.

In an old Bob Hope film, Bob was asked to step up to the bar. The other guy asked for a horse’s neck. When they asked Bob what he wanted, he replied, Well, no use killing 2 horses :{ )

Inn contortions

…The horse was Friday. (today’s arcane comment)

There used to be a bar in Chicago called Marshall Fluid’s

Why such a negative interpretation? Clearly it means that, in the unlikely event that you arrived in that manner, they warmly welcome both you and the horse you rode in on.

If you drove, parking is around back.

Well, I suppose it’s probably better than Faulty Towers…

Does anyone have a B+B horror story?

Don’t expect much service there.

Better than We’ll Be Back Inn A While.

It’s better than being stuck at the Dew Drop Inn in Jackson Mississippi.

Along I70 in Missouri there used to be a place called “Atlasta Motel”. I can’t say it is still there or not.

Check the weird coincidence with today’s Rob Rogers cartoon.

Apparently they also run a stable.

Bed and Breakfast? With a name like that, wouldn’t a whore house be more appropriate (given the start of that classic statement)?

Personality is one thing, sociopathy is something else.

Then there are those motor courts built in the 30s throughout the West. With those little cabins you’d drive up to. Where you wondered who had duplicate keys to your room.

Right next to “The Boss’s Office”.

Catherine The Great stayed there.

Dinner at Thai One On?

The Boot Hill Saloon has been in business in Daytona Beach since 1973.

It was named because it is across the street from an actual Cemetery.

Remember Alexander Woollcott’s island retreat “WIT’S END”.

Another one I don’t envy the parents whose kids ask them to explain the joke…

On Coxwell Ave. in Toronto, Canada, “The Coxwell Inn”

New York Times: Matt Gaetz sought preemptive pardon in final weeks of Trump’s presidency. His horse seems to be an old nag.

What? No hitching post?