Rat is also in trouble for vandalizing the neighborhood bicycles. He has been caught on home security cameras taking a file to the pedals which snap off unexpectedly.
The police has a warrant to arrest him for pedal-filing.
This time the pun was actually kind of funny, and Stephan has created quite a lot of genuinely funny or profound comic strips as well, so I can stand that he resorts to puns when he is out of ideas for the day.
Let’s see if I can end with all the puns ;D if you believe in a god that it’s different than you, you’re heterosectual. If it’s like you, made in your own image… or viceversa…, you’re homosectual. If you belong to more than one sect you’re bisectual and if you change from one sect to another you’re transectual. If you belong to a sect and show yourself in public like belonging to another, you’re a crossdresser! ;P If you abuse sects, you end up orgasnizing rallies and ejaculating dogmas!!
Hey – I love Pastis and he is one of the most beloved cartoonists on GoComics. Having said that, I’m shocked that almost 300 (as of 9 AM) people actually liked today’s cartoon! Do you want to encourage him to do more off-color puns? Perhaps he had a looming deadline when he created this one…
I offend all of the Sects (especially the more traditional ones) because I can clearly see where they have made serious misconceptions that go against their fundamental beliefs.
did you know that if you call terrorists some groups they will set up a bomb and pretend that this will convince other people that they are not terrorists?
When you start the sect and you’re all alone, only dirt and sediment pile up, you amass turbation. With another, it’s a couple sect. With three you can delegate the administration of the sect, it becomes a manage à trois. With four, it’s enough for a choir, so it’s a two couples singing sect. If that attracts another, it’s two couples singing with a lookie-loo. It takes six to get your sect orgy-anized :D
BE THIS GUY over 3 years ago
But he does confess to his priest.
GeorgeInAZ over 3 years ago
It exists! Intersectsionality!Say the wrong thing and be cancelled.
BasilBruce over 3 years ago
I often think that a lot of these groups should have their membership reduced by 50 percent. What do you think, folks—want to halve sects?
B UTTONS over 3 years ago
Rat is also in trouble for vandalizing the neighborhood bicycles. He has been caught on home security cameras taking a file to the pedals which snap off unexpectedly.
The police has a warrant to arrest him for pedal-filing.
Templo S.U.D. over 3 years ago
Boo! Lame! Not funny! Okay, maybe just a little, but still.
blunebottle over 3 years ago
I wouldn’t tell her, either.
syzygy47 over 3 years ago
Good thing Guard Duck isn’t involved in this pun du jour. Stephan could be seen as promoting sects and violence.
Imagine over 3 years ago
If you talk about them it’s oral sects.
Concretionist over 3 years ago
Facebook is a lot like that. Bizarre things get taken down.
alaskajohn1 over 3 years ago
Puns are the lamest type of humor.
lavender headgear over 3 years ago
The Buddhist sects of Osaka, Kyoto and Kobe are collectively known as the Kinki sects.
iggyman over 3 years ago
Please practice “Safe Sects” !
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 3 years ago
Religions only promote missionary style sects.
alikgator over 3 years ago
I have no mo sanitizer. I. think I’m going insane.
Troglodyte over 3 years ago
It’s no use – I can’t think of a worse pun! :D
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 3 years ago
So all this time I’ve been an unregistered sects offender! I’ve slandered them all. Mission accomplished! You’re welcome.
Breadboard over 3 years ago
Well Stephan at least no Rat bat to your head ….. Yet ;-)
John Smith over 3 years ago
Hate to admit it, but made Pastis made me laugh out loud.
Zeno2099 over 3 years ago
This time the pun was actually kind of funny, and Stephan has created quite a lot of genuinely funny or profound comic strips as well, so I can stand that he resorts to puns when he is out of ideas for the day.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
People’s lives have been torn apart, just saying .
gopher gofer over 3 years ago
sometimes a religious group has a fund drive – that would be its sect’s appeal…
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Who reads a newspaper anymore?
Znox11 over 3 years ago
My wife and I were both members of sects before we got married. I guess you could say we had pre-marital sects.
Arav727 over 3 years ago
Woah
jessie d. over 3 years ago
and within many of the religious sects are found many sex offenders preying on their members. Terrible but true.
unfair.de over 3 years ago
Stephan breaks down the fun in a pun as he diss’s sects.
MartinPerry1 over 3 years ago
This is a pretty mild punishment compared to what these sects used to do to people who offended them.
Imagine over 3 years ago
No matter where look: plenty of sects.
Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago
Mom has some funny papers though, doesn’t she?
KEA over 3 years ago
I try to get on the list as much as possible
Ellis97 over 3 years ago
If you even mention a person being black, you’ll get shunned. These days, jokes are a thing of the past.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago
Sects and drugs and rock ’n roll!
raybarb44 over 3 years ago
Nor should you ever….
Radish the wordsmith over 3 years ago
Even bad sects can be good.
James Wolfenstein over 3 years ago
Let’s see if I can end with all the puns ;D if you believe in a god that it’s different than you, you’re heterosectual. If it’s like you, made in your own image… or viceversa…, you’re homosectual. If you belong to more than one sect you’re bisectual and if you change from one sect to another you’re transectual. If you belong to a sect and show yourself in public like belonging to another, you’re a crossdresser! ;P If you abuse sects, you end up orgasnizing rallies and ejaculating dogmas!!
gigagrouch over 3 years ago
groan….
ozmodiar over 3 years ago
The louder sects seem to get the most attention so I’m going with the oral sects
cosman over 3 years ago
Good move not telling Mom..she’d drop a dime on you.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Hey – I love Pastis and he is one of the most beloved cartoonists on GoComics. Having said that, I’m shocked that almost 300 (as of 9 AM) people actually liked today’s cartoon! Do you want to encourage him to do more off-color puns? Perhaps he had a looming deadline when he created this one…
Lola85 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Very funny, Stephan. Keep ’em coming, please.
Znox11 over 3 years ago
Social distancing has really been hard for those into group sects.
hoffquotes2 over 3 years ago
It seems like I read this comic yesterday, but it has today’s date. Am I going crazy?
COL Crash over 3 years ago
I offend all of the Sects (especially the more traditional ones) because I can clearly see where they have made serious misconceptions that go against their fundamental beliefs.
That’s what I call my Holy Hand Grenade.
Cozmik Cowboy over 3 years ago
I have always enjoyed the title of an issue of National Lampoon from the late ’70s-early ’80s – “The Judeo-Christian Tradition: The Joy Of Sects”.
The One follower over 3 years ago
I’m not sure his mom is very proud…
ChessPirate over 3 years ago
Apparently his mom didn’t make sure he got the Sects Education Talk…
(¬_¬)
redback over 3 years ago
did you know that if you call terrorists some groups they will set up a bomb and pretend that this will convince other people that they are not terrorists?
Rocky1818 Premium Member over 3 years ago
I’m surprised the Comics Strip Censor didn’t make an appearance on this one… :p
asrialfeeple over 3 years ago
Maybe we should just be done with secting as well.
willie_mctell over 3 years ago
Fixing may happen.
Scott S over 3 years ago
Pastis: “Don’t tell my mother that I’m a cartoonist! She thinks I’m a piano player in a whorehouse!”
gmadoll789 Premium Member over 3 years ago
Sects!! Sects and violins!! Woe!
Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member over 3 years ago
He sends her money anomalously instead…
sbwagner over 3 years ago
@BasilBruce Been married over 20 years. I don’t have sects.
christelisbetty over 3 years ago
For that, his Mom is eternally grateful.
mikeywilly over 3 years ago
Is Pastis related to Reed Richards? He really has to stretch for some of these puns!
Cornelius Noodleman over 3 years ago
My mom didn’t get it.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 3 years ago
Can one volunteer to be on that list?
Bilan over 3 years ago
I don’t tell her.
She still thinks he’s a lawyer. That way, the shame is only minor. It’s another Stephan Pastis writing the comics.
grumpypophobart over 3 years ago
Good grief! I think I may be a sects offender! Mum’s the word!
tee929 over 3 years ago
This included Trumplicans, Vaxers, the “immoral Minority”…….
Sisyphos over 3 years ago
You can’t hide the truth from a Greek mama, Cartoon-Boy. Bad puns will have their inevitable price. Eat wood!
weatherford.joe Premium Member over 3 years ago
What’s the turn-around for comics nowadays? This is pretty topical.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 3 years ago
Wow! We covered a lot! Everything you wanted to know about SECTS but were afraid to ask.
James Wolfenstein over 3 years ago
When you start the sect and you’re all alone, only dirt and sediment pile up, you amass turbation. With another, it’s a couple sect. With three you can delegate the administration of the sect, it becomes a manage à trois. With four, it’s enough for a choir, so it’s a two couples singing sect. If that attracts another, it’s two couples singing with a lookie-loo. It takes six to get your sect orgy-anized :D
Goat from PBS over 3 years ago
Any way to annoy Rat is music to my ears.