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Honestly, I’ve always wondered just how it is these lightbulb manufactures know that their bulbs supposedly last up to X-amount of years (so they say, more like months) . . . like, do they have technicians who live in their manufacturing plants and monitor that lifespan of a lightbulb without ever turning it on to see how long its lifespan is?
You ought to see the poor guy who works for Intel who has to put all 8.2 BILLION transistors one by one on the silicon die that makes up an Intel i9 – 9900 processor. And that, Shannon, is whey we have a chip shortage. Just do not blame Lays® Or Fritos®…
Toni and Brad might as well just take primary custody of the brat already! She’s with them more often than her father. Plus, she already has her own room at their house and the couple can provide a more stable environment.
I’m sure her dad would be more than thrilled at the prospect of jettisoning the responsibility and Brad/Toni can benefit from the tax deduction.
Brad here has some big “Calvin’s dad energy”, but less cynical. I love this side of him, Toni (and Shannon) too seems to love every sides of him really much.
Toni will have to explain what Bull means. Shannon would not understand that she means BS and Toni will probably not want to explain that to Shannon. You should never use terms around young children that you don’t want to explain.
“Bad?” Pffft. Mischeivious, curious, in need of guidance, maybe, but not “bad.” However, THESE children are dreadful! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY0jB2L7Gow
Wow- been a minute since we’ve seen TONI. I feel like they kinda/maybe ran outta stuff for her to do when she was no longer being such a dramatic element in Brad’s life. Or maybe the “Defrosting Ice Queen” thing just didn’t appeal as much to the younger Evans, who probably lacked the interest in a male-focused trope like that, lol.
lvlax almost 3 years ago
Nice to see Brad and Toni. Not so nice to see Shannon. lol
Templo S.U.D. almost 3 years ago
very nice, Brad
C almost 3 years ago
Calvin’s dad does this with flair
J. Scarbrough almost 3 years ago
Honestly, I’ve always wondered just how it is these lightbulb manufactures know that their bulbs supposedly last up to X-amount of years (so they say, more like months) . . . like, do they have technicians who live in their manufacturing plants and monitor that lifespan of a lightbulb without ever turning it on to see how long its lifespan is?
linus82 almost 3 years ago
Does the same thing happen with the boxes of corn flakes, a certified professional fills them flake by flake?
The Reader Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Who uses only the highest quality bull.
mfought almost 3 years ago
she’s not only gourous she has a sense of humor
Joe1962 almost 3 years ago
Toni bringing Brad back to earth.
ronaldspence almost 3 years ago
Brad may not be a dad but certainly has the dad jokes down!
Brdshtt Premium Member almost 3 years ago
You ought to see the poor guy who works for Intel who has to put all 8.2 BILLION transistors one by one on the silicon die that makes up an Intel i9 – 9900 processor. And that, Shannon, is whey we have a chip shortage. Just do not blame Lays® Or Fritos®…
Airman almost 3 years ago
Poor Brad. The bride came with a lot of baggage. And Dirk, how ironic, he lost Toni but gained a cute little wife and his own baby.
Enter.Name.Here almost 3 years ago
More like bull SLINGER. DUCK!
luann1212 almost 3 years ago
For some Misopedia reigns here but then that’s trollism. With the gags HILARITY ENSUES. Deal with it.
David Huie Green LikeNobody'sEverSeen almost 3 years ago
Overfilled, in fact
Don Draper almost 3 years ago
Toni and Brad might as well just take primary custody of the brat already! She’s with them more often than her father. Plus, she already has her own room at their house and the couple can provide a more stable environment.
I’m sure her dad would be more than thrilled at the prospect of jettisoning the responsibility and Brad/Toni can benefit from the tax deduction.
JonnyT almost 3 years ago
We now take a break from a character who behaves badly and cries until she gets what she wants, to… oh wait. Never mind.
Asharah almost 3 years ago
Why don’t you count kid?
Aladar30 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Brad here has some big “Calvin’s dad energy”, but less cynical. I love this side of him, Toni (and Shannon) too seems to love every sides of him really much.
Bernedoodle almost 3 years ago
When those cotton bolls get rotten,You can’t pick very much cotton.
Ellis97 almost 3 years ago
Brad knows his manufacturing.
Queen of America almost 3 years ago
Why is he not wearing his ring in panel one but is in panel two?
Buckimion almost 3 years ago
If you can’t dazzle ’em with brilliance, baffle ’em with bull…
mindjob almost 3 years ago
Brad is a bull in more ways than one
tcayer almost 3 years ago
And later YOU will be too!
rshive almost 3 years ago
And modest too.
Decepticomic almost 3 years ago
Getting flashbacks from the way Calvin’s dad explained stuff to him. Less terrifying though.
IWannaBeLerxst almost 3 years ago
Too bad you can’t explain to bratty children that they’ll grow up to be the selfish, inconsiderate adults that EVERYBODY HATES!!!
WilliamVollmer almost 3 years ago
And, you love another bull aspect about Brad as tell Toni. One of these days that aspect will create a cousin for Shannon.
eladee AKA Wally almost 3 years ago
I believe I told everyone to brace for Shannon and here she is! Fortunately she’s being sweet and funny today.
BlitzMcD almost 3 years ago
What the heck, in this case, slinging the bull had a positive outcome.
Bruce1253 almost 3 years ago
4th Panel, (Brad to Toni) it worked for you. . .
lorenkinzel almost 3 years ago
In the last panel I see Toni is a bit more “top heavy” than usual. Loooking goood!
northbraddock52 almost 3 years ago
I like little Shannon, must be from having two daughters, 4 granddaughters and two great granddaughters
sjsczurek almost 3 years ago
I suppose that Shannon is a practice run for the baby that Brad and Toni will eventually have.
locake almost 3 years ago
Toni will have to explain what Bull means. Shannon would not understand that she means BS and Toni will probably not want to explain that to Shannon. You should never use terms around young children that you don’t want to explain.
Bwahahaha! almost 3 years ago
Ick. Shannon.
The Quiet One almost 3 years ago
Good job Brad.
donwestonmysteries almost 3 years ago
Toni is still out of Brad’s league.
AndrewSihler almost 3 years ago
It’s nice that Shannon is curious about the world. It’s a bit of a pity, though, that her questions tend to sound more like accusations.
Susan123 almost 3 years ago
Cute, all these things that you learn growing up :)
CoreyTaylor1 almost 3 years ago
Just like your brother, huh, Toni?
A Little Knitter almost 3 years ago
Dads. Explaining things for millennia.
spikelovesmusic almost 3 years ago
“Bad?” Pffft. Mischeivious, curious, in need of guidance, maybe, but not “bad.” However, THESE children are dreadful! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY0jB2L7Gow
Willow Mt Lyon almost 3 years ago
Cute comic today.
JPuzzleWhiz almost 3 years ago
“Cotton The Act”
“Bull Session”
“Get A Loader This!”
“Handler, With Care”
“Filling Station”
BuckarooDave almost 3 years ago
Monday: Les and Punk reach an impasse. :-/
gale5406 almost 3 years ago
Brad doesn’t have his ring on in the first panel.
smartgrr almost 3 years ago
Aww. I miss being able to do that to my kids! Too old to believe my bs!
Lightpainter almost 3 years ago
I once counted the “tiny time pills” in a contac capsule. There were MORE than the 600 they advertised.
Sisyphos almost 3 years ago
Yuk yuk. As ususal Toni has to get a dig in.
Maybe we can hope that a Shannon appearance on Sunday will insulate us against daily Shannons….
James Lindley Premium Member almost 3 years ago
He sounds likey brother.
eladee AKA Wally almost 3 years ago
Toni has the most beautiful hair!!!!
elpasowalt almost 3 years ago
I was really glad when Toni latched onto Brad.
Le'Roy Hawkins almost 3 years ago
Brad channelling Calvin’s dad.
198.23.5.11 almost 3 years ago
SOMEBODY has to count cotton balls.And Q-Tips(500 to a package).And all those teeny little screws during factory inventory.
Jabroniville Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Wow- been a minute since we’ve seen TONI. I feel like they kinda/maybe ran outta stuff for her to do when she was no longer being such a dramatic element in Brad’s life. Or maybe the “Defrosting Ice Queen” thing just didn’t appeal as much to the younger Evans, who probably lacked the interest in a male-focused trope like that, lol.