Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for April 29, 2022

Hooray for Elvis!

No interference can stop Elvis! I wonder what fate he will choose for his prize. Maybe flatten it – Burt probably has access to tools – and wear it as a wrestling belt.

But then Lupin might be sad, and I don’t want that, so I kind of hope that isn’t the outcome.

Woopee! Now take that bell and hide it!……Hide it Reeel Good!

If Elvis then zooms around the room, is that the bell lap?

Hooray! Elvis can save everyone from the bell!

Oop! So Lupin does get the bell. However, I feel like Lupin will get it back somehow…

Now, can Elvis deal with it or will it have the same effect as the one ring and take his will away?

You don’t suppose he’ll be magnanimous and award it to Lupin anyway… like, with the clapper removed? (he’ll never know the diff)

“Elvis wins the bell” has a nice ring to it.

Elvis looks quite pleased with himself, so now I wonder … will he keep the bell? When Lupin had it, it was annoying, but now that Elvis has won it, does it sound like Sweet Victory?

Now bury it deep so we’ll never hear from it again.

Lots of toe beans for y’all.

YAY ELVIS! I’m happy again.

Lupin does not have happy ears, but Elvis and Lupin have such lovely toe beans!

Yes! Yes! Yes! Elvis never fails when the need is real.

OT: Sunday Funny

OT: Re the recent debacle about the comments links not working

This is not done at all.

This question was raised before, and I’m raising it again.

Where’s Gent?

I haven’t seen him here for some time. (Or whatever he thinks exists instead.)

YAY!!!!! GO ELVIS!!!! And look at his cute toe beans!!! Squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! ❤ღƪ(ˆ◡ˆ)ʃ♡ƪ(ˆ◡ˆ)ʃ♪❤

Why am I suddenly comparing this to the tossing of a wedding bouquet?

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

Queen Catshepsut the Golden: Can you confirm the rumor?

Beatrixia: Yes. I found a scroll in the hidden library. It’s all true.

Tabith-Isis: Yes. The numbers don’t lie.

Puckmosis: Do we know the implications of this day?

Elvis-Anum: I, for one, intend to maintain my dignity whatever happens.

Lupinium: No way! It’s time to go wild!

Baba-Stet: We all knew this day would come sooner or later. Now it’s here.

The Queen: And now it’s time to make a formal declaration:

(Continued)

And Elvis is the bell of the ball!

Mommy’s Special Boy outleaped Leapin’ Lupin!

Uh oh, Lupin looks angry. I hope the people arrive home sooner than later!

But…but…won’t the woman just get him another bell? Then they’ll be right back in the same boat.

Lupin appears to be plotting his revenge.

Yay, Elvis! Yesterday’s interference had me hoping for a longer wrestling arc, but ending in triumph for Elvis is just fine.

Georgia tells a great story. Elvis’ victory is a nice start to my Friday.

And he will now drop it down the laundry chute in hopes that no one ever sees (or hears from) it again.

You really think this is over??

And let the jingly reign of terror begin!

Once a ding-a ling is removed silence ensues. Wait, this is BCN – nevermind. I hope they keep the bell without the clapper.

How will this turn out badly for Elvis? Will he be forced to wear it now?

You mad, Lupin? You mad?

Now, quickly! Take the bell to Mordor and destroy it within the fires of Mount Doom!

NO!!!! BUT LUPIN WAS SO ADORABLE WITH THE BELL!!!!

Felt like watching a Quidditch game. Elvis got the golden snitch!

Sierra Hotel, Elvis!

No more ding-a-lings for the kitties. Elvis wins!!

Somehow, there seems to be a Chuck Berry feel to several of the recent comments…

My ding a ling, my ding a ling

I want to play with my ding a ling

My ding a ling, my ding a ling

I want to play with my ding a ling

Today is Tommy’s 16th birthday! I wonder if Sophie, his woman, and his man are throwing him a purrty?

Now, the new story arc has the Woman franticly searching for lupin in the bathtub, and scolding elvis for taking his bell.

The boys in the second panel seem to be enjoying themselves! The third panel, everyone is happy. I’m sure it will all be resolved by tomorrow!

As long as we’re celebrating birthdays, today is Willie Nelson’s 89th! Saw him in concert Sunday night and although he’s had to slow down a bit, Willie is still a treasure!

I really want to say “Elvis has leaped the building”.

Flying toe beans and in your face toe beans in the same day!! Quadruple Squeeee!

Also, since we’re celebrating birthdays, yesterday was mine . . . and it was the day from Aitch Ee Double Toothpicks so I barely had a chance to comment, much less say anything about it. Today is a bit better, although I’ve got to say work has everything in an excessive level of tizzy lately and that’s going to persist for a long time.

Aww.

Now we won’t see Lupin so cute with it!!!!!!!!!

Happy your day Katz!!

Some wrestling leagues have a championship belt, others have a championship bell!

OT

♫ And it’s sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah ♫

It was rigged, rigged I tell you.

PUCK …. Adrian Adonis or Ric Flair!!!! The Boa Knowa.

YES!!!!! ELVIS WINS THE BELL. Ding dong the bell is dead, The wicked bell, the evil bell. Ding dong the evil bell is dead! Hurray Elvis won. The kitty cat, the siamese. Hurray Elvis won the day!

I hope this incident will not send Sophie back to the safety of her diary!

Now the bell DINGs for Elvis. How long before it drives him batty?