Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for September 30, 2023

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    McColl34 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Well, Bea tried to talk her out of it (technically).

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    uncle snipe  about 1 year ago

    Destiny IS right next door, and Princess Magazine isn’t the sort of girl to wait for it to come a knockin’! Bea so wanted to be good and keep her there, but she just has to go adventuring too.

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    Le'letha Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Lighter, yes. Less unwieldy? Still no. I’d be more worried about them tripping over the moles and dropping it on their heads by accident than deploying it. Although I’m sure a frothy fountain of fire foam is in our future.

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    Font Lady Premium Member about 1 year ago

    So many toebeans!

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    emiesty Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I doubt that an empty cardboard oatmeal container will provide sufficient protection. Unless her opponents laugh themselves silly over it.

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    sergioandrade Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Magazine and Beatric together! Montgomery and Wicket don’t stand a chance.

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    marilynnbyerly  about 1 year ago

    Sigh! Dang kids.

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    Catmom  about 1 year ago

    Yesterday (Friday the 29th) was Tucker’s 16th Gotcha Day. I’m so glad to have my little BFF still with me. Maybe with some love and luck, we can make it to another one.

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    cb8ty  about 1 year ago

    Well is anyone surprised??? The only thing I wasn’t ready for is Bea’s “armor” – LOL

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    Susanna Premium Member about 1 year ago

    We can see now that the container from yesterday is an oatmeal container. Still not totally sure what the purple thing is, but Bea is using as part of her attire.

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    Robin Harwood  about 1 year ago

    They are both doomed.

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    WelshRat Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Kitten lunacy deserves company.

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 1 year ago

    This harebrained scheme just might work. Is Bea wearing pot holder mittens?

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    Jacob Mattingly   about 1 year ago

    Bea embraces she and her new crush aren’t so diffrent. Huzzah

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    Olive O'Sudden  about 1 year ago

    Bea’s a good friend, going into the danger with her buddy to help keep her out of trouble.♥

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    Lady Bri  about 1 year ago

    Noooooooooooooooooooooooo Princess Magazine …………….. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Bea!!!! This is NOT the way!!!

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    hruskafrances50  about 1 year ago

    Well, we sure saw that one coming.Best of luck to the new besties!

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    cat19632001  about 1 year ago

    “It ain’t over now, ‘cause when the goin’ gets tough, the tough get goin’. Who’s with me? Let’s go! Come on!”

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    Jungle Empress  about 1 year ago

    The last panel makes me so happy. They even have similar smiles. ❤

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    christopherbacon692  about 1 year ago

    Don’t be an enabler Beatrix!

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    artchick530  about 1 year ago

    Maybe Burt will arrive just in the nick of time to save these two. Or, at the least, offer some adult supervision! I can also see the story arc going 2 directions: the battle royale with Queen Mags against the moles, and once the dust settles … Princess Mags and Bea are no where to be found! Although I’m not sure even Wicket the Wicked could manage to keep the dynamic duo hostage without having a few more feathers turn white!

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    katey11 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Bea putting on armor is so cute. She also didn’t take much convincing to join the fray.

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    cat19632001  about 1 year ago

    When Destiny calls, can a future Queen just stand by and do nothing?

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    Tigrisan Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Is that a tail floof behind Bea’s head? Or did she find something resembling a helmet?

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    cat19632001  about 1 year ago

    “I have been persuaded by some that are careful of my safety, to take heed how I commit my self to armed multitudes, for fear of treachery; but I assure you I do not desire to live to distrust my faithful and loving people. Let tyrants fear. I have always so behaved myself that, under Cat, I have placed my chiefest strength and safeguard in the loyal hearts and good-will of my subjects; and therefore I am come amongst you, as you see, at this time, not for my recreation and disport, but being resolved, in the midst and heat of the battle, to live and die amongst you all; to lay down for my Cat, and for my kingdom, and my people, my honour and my blood, even in the dust.

    I know I have the body but of a weak, feeble kit; but I have the heart and stomach of a queen, and of a queen of the Woodlands too, and think foul scorn that Wicket or moles, or any prince of the Woodland, should dare to invade the borders of my Grandmag’s; to which rather than any dishonour shall grow by me, I myself will take up arms, I myself will be your general, judge, and rewarder of every one of your virtues in the field."

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    Katzen1415  about 1 year ago

    It looks like Bea is copying Homestyle and Thimblefist. Love her “armor.”

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    rs0204 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I just knew that our intrepid polydactyl reporter would get into trouble.

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    Granny Roberta  about 1 year ago

    OT: Yesterday my sister asked me, “So, is there some secret way to expand all of the compressed comments so that I can search the whole page for something I want to come back to? Or to find if my sister went back and commented later? I don’t mind (too much) doing it the first time, but I really hate having to do it again.”

    I replied, “You should ask this in an OT comment, because SOMEONE in the commentariat will answer this.”

    My sister then said, “I don’t have (or really want) a Go Comics account, so my understanding is that I can’t comment.”

    I won’t attempt to defend my baby sister’s lack of BCN commenting account, but I think she wants to know if there’s a way to open all the nested replies at once. (I’m pretty sure she knows how to open all the outside-the-nested comments.) Anyone?

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    burke129529  about 1 year ago

    OT – Update on Martie

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    Kitty Katz  about 1 year ago

    Katy Perry: Roar

    We used to wait and hide away

    Now we’ve decided it’s our fighting day!

    Now no more hiding,

    Shelter abiding!

    …….

    Never forget it’s our fight too!

    And we’ve decided what we must do

    We’ll put that fire out!

    We’ll fight without a doubt!

    …….

    The moles around,

    And there’s that owl,

    But we’re gonna show them now!

    There’s gonna be some ruffled fur

    When we use this extinguisher!

    …….

    ‘Cause we’re the kit and the tiger! The fighters!

    We will fight the fire!

    And you’re gonna hear us roar!

    Louder, than a mole of moles!

    Or scheming barn owl!

    Yeah, you’re gonna hear us roar!

    Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

    Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

    …….

    Now we’re joining in the fray!

    Now we’ll fight another day!

    The moles are zero!

    Here come the heroes!

    …….

    The moles around,

    And there’s that owl,

    But we’re gonna show them now!

    There’s gonna be some ruffled fur

    When we use this extinguisher!

    …….

    ‘Cause we’re the kit and the tiger! The fighters!

    We will fight the fire!

    And you’re gonna hear us roar!

    Louder, than a mole of moles!

    Or scheming barn owl!

    Yeah, you’re gonna hear us roar!

    Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

    Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!

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    misty  about 1 year ago

    Only Magz can help this world seem right

    Only Bea can make her burden light

    Only she and Bea alone feel skilled enough to break through

    And at last return a throne that’s so long overdue

    Oh, only they can make the change quickly

    For it’s true, they’re next door to destiny

    When they get back the land, moles will understand the magic that they do

    It’s a dream come true, Magz and Bea, smol heroic two

    - Ande Rand / Buck Ram – Only You – The Platters

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    Daltongang Premium Member about 1 year ago

    When two cats pull together its teamwork

    In foul or sunny weather it’s teamwork

    What does it take to make any business climb

    You’ll find it takes teamwork every time

    Incidentally, your jokes will kill the yokels its teamwork

    I love your hokey vocals its teamwork

    Like Fred Astaire and Ginger yet twice as chic

    We’ll give them that teamwork, cheek to cheek

    Here we are, just like in Zanzibar

    Still nothing, still a star

    That’s quite a stab from old flab

    They always pay us plenty for teamwork

    We split it 80-20 that’s teamwork

    (Yours is tax free)

    When others start to part and go off the beam

    Like Siamese kittens we’ll be on each other’s team

    No fuss about the billing it’s teamwork

    The smallest type is thrilling its teamwork

    Although we hold each other in low esteem

    We’re loaded with teamwork

    Hey now

    What’s life without teamwork

    Go cat

    Unless you got teamwork there’s no team

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    Kitty Katz  about 1 year ago

    Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

    At the Very Good Library

    Ora Z: Here’s Little O, you know. Do you need any scrolls shredded?

    Beatrixia: Yes, we have a stack right over there for you.

    Monet Chagall: I think I could use recycled papyrus in my mosaic.

    Ora Z: What’s it gonna be about?

    Mo: I’m going to depict a chart from Puckmosis’s collection about the battle lost in futurity.

    Ora Z: Ooh, that sounds like fun! What happened?

    Bea: No one knows. It hasn’t happened yet. But maybe someone can shed some light.

    Mo: I think I know who you mean. But will they tell?

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    T_Lexi  about 1 year ago

    I love Bea’s raccoon disguise! I think, if baby Spork ever saw her in that, he’d fall in love, and she’d end up being his favorite kit-sitter ever!

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    bonita.eley  about 1 year ago

    OMC- a kitten to help the cause- history is being made!!!

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    ladykat  about 1 year ago

    Go, girls!

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    sisterea  about 1 year ago

    I love the rabbit ear antenna

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    wuhts  about 1 year ago

    I have to say I’ve been enjoying this for about a year. I’ve gone back to see earlier work and fell in love. A month ago I had to have a laminectomy. Couldn’t get to computer or phone for a month. As soon as husband aka keeper, let me ambulate out of our room, I slowly led my walker to the computer and pulled up this strip then went back to see the action. I just love this soooo much. All the characters, the bravery, the ‘clothing’, the shields! Magnifique! Now, every morning my husband helps me and I head the walker to the computer as he says things like, “You’re really enjoying Facebook.” Little does he know I’m an observer to WAR!!! Georgia, THANK YOU!

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    Gent  about 1 year ago

    Now kits. Does no tries this at home school or anywhere elses.

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    Gent  about 1 year ago

    Owl just says bewares of wickedt birds out there and stops trying this tomsfoolerying.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  about 1 year ago

    Magazine, stop! You are not destiny’s child!

    .

    They disbanded in 2006.

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    Red Bird  about 1 year ago

    While I respect them for wanting to help, I’m worried about their safety.

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    Catmom  about 1 year ago

    O.T. Saturday

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    scaeva Premium Member about 1 year ago

    And yet another plot twist! Pretzels, anyone?

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    metagalaxy1970  about 1 year ago

    Here comes double trouble!! (oatmeal!)

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    GSD Mom Premium Member about 1 year ago

    LOL!

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    I need a burrito  about 1 year ago

    Smash bros siren plays

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    willie_mctell  about 1 year ago

    Beatrix is dependable and knows how to make an animal feel better.

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    Catmom  about 1 year ago

    O.T. Possum

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    Catmom  about 1 year ago

    If you’re able to see things on IG, here’s the best photo I could manage of the possum at McDonald’s: (take out the space before com)

    https://www.instagram. com/p/Cx0qXf3O__OLKS4BkQq0epQ_3vN_sJcHxwQxzo0/?igshid=NzZhOTFlYzFmZQ==

    The little furbaby was very well behaved and never waddled far from its humans.

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    asrialfeeple  about 1 year ago

    Too many things go wrong.

    Too many fur babies crossing.

    We need some counterbalance.

    https://imgur.Com/4Y7cJkh

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    Font Lady Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Meanwhile, on the Feral Front:

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    crazeekatlady  about 1 year ago

    You two Besties turn the world on with your BeansYou just take an empty barnAnd turn it into your ThingAnd make the battle all seem worthwhileYes it’s you girls and you both know itWith oatmeal can armor you show itYou’ll turn the world on with your smiles!

    With apologies to Mary Tyler Moore Show

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member about 1 year ago

    We saw that coming.

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    sergioandrade Premium Member about 1 year ago

    1A kitten gotta do what a kitten gotta do!

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    vlbrown Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Awwww Beatrix is dressing the part!!

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    Gemina13  about 1 year ago

    I can’t help tearing up to see the babies getting ready to go to war. But the two besties will be coming back, at least.

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