Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for November 15, 2023

Lupin is also more energy than matter, but – we may infer – neither small nor light.

“Come move in another dimension!”

Energy equals mass times the speed of light squared.

Now I will have Spock saying “PURE ENERGY” running on a loop in my head. Puck again delivers the goods. She IS more energy than matter. Next we need a chart showing just how much so.

Dark Energy. Dark matter.

Okay, somebody enter that in the Cat Physics file. Do we have a BCN Cat Physics file?

Even for an impossibly tiny cat, those door frames must be made out of 2×4s to allow Ora Zella to travel across them…

I always describe cats like Ora Zella as little furry bags of air or being about as heavy as a slightly damp dish towel.♥

OT

I think OZ is powered by dilithium crystals!

Okay, how did “small cat” bounce on the side of the door frame? Does gravity not exist for her? :O

She reminds me so much of my Mischief. Yes, more energy than matter. Pure poetry of motion. ♥

I think I get it. I put this on Instagram for all to see.

www.instagram.Com/p/CzqIE73uF2L/

Where IS Lupin?

Impossibly small cat? Don’t you mean r/IllegallySmolCats? :3

Me is not get how cat can goes on doorframes for doorframes is embed into between wall and doorway.

I bet Schrödinger could explain the physics of this smol cat.

Have the cats secretly turned the Big Pink House into a Small Hadron Collider?

But is she a particle or a wave?

Reporters missing the obvious: she’s a tortie.

Jimmy Webb, performed by the 5th Dimension: Up, Up, and Away

Would you like to run through the Big Pink House’s Rooms?

Would you like to climb on the doors so very soon?

We can tear and shred the woodwork, you and I

Oh we can climb! We can climb!

Up, up and away through the Big Pink House, the Big Pink House’s Rooms!

…….

Running up the door jamb, defying gravity

We’ll stay on top for as long as we wish to!

If by some chance someone comes along unsupectingly

We’ll be ready in position

For pouncing is our mission!

Adventure’s waiting there, in the Big Pink House, the Big Pink House’s rooms,

Like we’re in the air in the Big Pink House, the Pink House’s Rooms!

If you’ll run with me we’ll run like we’re up in the sky!

Oh we can fly!

Up, up, and away in the Big Pink House, the Pink House’s Rooms!

The Rooms!

E=mc2 / Δm = 0.1% × 3.9·10⁻²⁵ kg = 3.9×10⁻²⁸ kg. Multiply it by the squared speed of light, c² = 9×10¹⁶ m²/s².

It is the night

She’s reached a peak

She’s on the run

Smol weightless streak

She’s got to climb

Climb like the wind

Feeling glee again

And she’s got such a long way to go

(Such a long way to go)

To make it ’round the door frames like a pro

So she climbs like the wind, climbs like the wind

She was born for fun a big Lupin fan

Doesn’t care if only he understands

Has nine lives

Energy of ten

Gonna climb like the wind

Feelin’ free again

Climbs up high and loves to hang

She was nowhere in sight ’til the dinner bell rang

Never was the kind to do as she was told

Gonna climb like the wind, no need to scold

Gonna climb

Climb like the wind

- Christopher C. Cross – Ride Like the Wind

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

On Board the Water Cat’s Fishing Boat

Salt Water Cat: We had a great haul fishing, but there seems to be quite a lot of fish left. Any ideas what to do with it?

Iggy Shipwright: In my sailing days, we would make seafood croquettes by making patties and frying them.

Fresh Water Cat: Sounds like a great idea. I hope Thomios has the time for it. This is a very busy time of year for him.

Salty: We can always ask.

At the Royal Kitchen

Thomios: Sure, we’d love to make fish croquettes. It’ll go well with the potatoes left from the Lawn Potato Championship.

Fresh: I just wanted to make sure you have enough help to prepare the food.

Thomios: No problem. I have someone who can shred like wildfire.

Ora Z: It’s Little O, Don’t You Know!*

Don’t bring up Lupin, Puck. He’s already getting unsafe ideas.

The law of conservation of mass states that in a reaction, mass is neither created nor destroyed

The law of conservation of energy states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed – only converted from one form of energy to another

_"Of course, you know, I never studied law " Ora Zella the magnificent OZ.

I guess she did manage to eat that little Fairy from a few days ago, she can bramble up the wooden highway, known to common folk as a door frame.

Love that little one!

Really. Sometimes I thought some of the kittens we had were warp powered with powers of flight.

E equals m cat squared

Small children absorb all the adult energy like a hurricane. I wonder if Puck is feeling exhausted at the moment.

E = M * Cat squared

Meow, what a feel-ing yeah, when your bouncing off the door-frames!

ADHD.

As if to prove me wrong, he ran right up the bed curtain and stood on his favorite corner last night. For an “Old man” (12) he is pretty spry for his age. I should be so lucky!

Must be related to how cats can somehow be a solid and a liquid simultaneously…

An exceptionally small cat or an exceptionally large photon?

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Lupin, on the other hand, is a singularity which grew fur.

Anyone else getting repeat notifications from like about 4 years back (2019 and such)? I think I heard similar from others before. I really don’t mind – just seems strange. Happy Day to All !! … -CtE … :)

Kittens and full grown cats have the same size energy balls in their cores. Because the energy ball is larger in proportion to their size, they appear to have more energy. The same can be said about children and adults, puppies and dogs.

Sort of OT: Happy Birthday, LADY BRI

Hippo Birdie Two Ewe,

Hippo Birdie Two Ewe,

Hippo Birdie Two Ewe, Lady Bri!!!!

Georgia captures a kittens boundless energy so well!

OMC – she’s going plaid!

I LOVE ORA ZELLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can forsee that Santa will bring me more prints of Ora Zella strips!

But they’re white, Lupin. You’ll be invisible!

In the BCN world, apparently, Energy = (tiny) Mass x Cattitude, squared! :)

Quantum cat.

Wow, look at her go! She’s faster than a speeding cheetah.

Scotty could power one of his warp engines with her.

Her present velocity indicates that her mass is rapidly approaching infinite.

e=mc^2 Being very small and having very little mass, therefore being 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% energy, we can see that she is travingling at nearly the speed of light. Perhaps she’s just racing a photon?

We do now. It includes the phenomenon of Lupin disappearing against a white background.

So, my friends, I check if Dr. Scuttles has posted anything recently and I discover he has given a bluesky inivte code to a fan of his podcast!

Junk, Son of Fishtank: Avid recycler and thrifter! Full transparency: I am a raccoon and type with tiny hands. Pls forgive any typos.

We had 2 cats that did this! Only they would slide back down the frames and leave huge gouges in the wood!

Okay, give her a book on gravity! She’s defying all known laws…..

O.T. – Bob the writing cat

It doesn’t matter. Matter is energy.

Sounds like another case of the Zoomies!

Heh. My impossibly smol cat is now full grown. Maybe up to 8 lbs now. And she still climbs up the screen doors. Fortunately, I had all the screen door screens changed to the pet-proof screening…