Finally, after a week of blah, blah, blah-ba we get a joke. And it’s about poor Stefini who looks as undressed as Tiffany always did during her high school years.
All this talk about rebranding was building up to rearranging Stef’s face as a punchline for this week’s theme? Sorry. That wasn’t funny. At all. Or did Karen run out of ideas how to end the week’s strip and this is what she could think of? I was expecting something like them teaming up for a business endeavor so Bets would have income again and Tiff could quit The Fuse.
If her mixed metaphor (a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush & kill two birds with one stone) is an example of her smart thinking, I’m surprised she hasn’t flunked out of school.
Stef’s goal is to marry Kip. Bets and Tiffany want to learn something so they can build lucrative careers. But they’re too nice to tell her that (as they should be).
Eat your ❤️s out, lowly unworthies. Hawt❤️Stef returns dressed like THAT, talking about… dare The❤️Count say it?… her… bush (Child, please) and taking a … shower…. Yeee, doggies. Doesn’t get any better than this, lowly unworthies. Right smart, pert near. No indeedy, boy howdy. No, it does not. If today’s mot does not have Gorgeous Ann❤️Eiffel’s sweet fingerprints written all over it then… The❤️Count’s name ain’t The❤️Count, boy howdy. No wonder we ALL ❤️ Ann❤️Eiffel…AND Our Be❤️ed, Good Looking, Modest, Patriot Extraordinaire … Yrs Trly, The❤️Count. With that… off for another day of spreading good will, ❤️, wisdom and mirth… tough work but someone’s gotta do it… like Yrs Trly… The Wonderful❤️Count. TTFN, lowly unworthiest… Count OUT! No wonder we ALL ❤️ Ann❤️Eiffel and The❤️Count!
I think Stef will take years to graduate. Or that she will be able to find some tricks… can a cheerleader graduate for sports merit? It’s funny to see how the disgust for Stef is the same for Tiffany and Bets. The contrast with their seriousness and Stef’s shallowness is hilarious. I wonder what Stef’s major is, I don’t remember it ever being specified. I hope Dez arrives next week, bringing comfort and positivity to her two tired friends, plus some good ideas for their rebrand.
When I was in college, one of the professors would read research journal articles while using the stair stepping machine. I think she had better motor control then I cuz when I tried it I got dizzy…
“The joke is the trollop one is terrible” Yeah, I mean, you guys did write her to be that way, Evanses. I feel like every single person reading this has the same reaction to these dorm drama stories. It’s kind of like the vapid cheerleader stereotype exists to force in innuendo and you-know-what shaming. It’s a cycle at this point.
The NOT-so-smart Stef can’t even get her quotations right. She’s weirdly conflating “a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush” and “kill two birds with one stone.”
She is the most annoying and unpleasant character in this strip. Others come close, but she wins.
lvlax 8 months ago
Finally.. our shapely villainess Stef is back! She always has the perfect thing to say. ;)
So, should they pull a Psycho and kill Stef in the shower? hehe
beb01 8 months ago
Finally, after a week of blah, blah, blah-ba we get a joke. And it’s about poor Stefini who looks as undressed as Tiffany always did during her high school years.
SJhapamama 8 months ago
The bad penny returns…
Deschutes 8 months ago
She has 2 birds and 1 bush
Joe1962 8 months ago
The self-centered villain is back, She has always been missing a few screws.
9thCapricorn 8 months ago
All this talk about rebranding was building up to rearranging Stef’s face as a punchline for this week’s theme? Sorry. That wasn’t funny. At all. Or did Karen run out of ideas how to end the week’s strip and this is what she could think of? I was expecting something like them teaming up for a business endeavor so Bets would have income again and Tiff could quit The Fuse.
Joe1962 8 months ago
Hey at least she not in her cheerleading uniform.
Sue Ellen 8 months ago
If her mixed metaphor (a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush & kill two birds with one stone) is an example of her smart thinking, I’m surprised she hasn’t flunked out of school.
ronaldspence 8 months ago
at least she isn’t wearing her cheerleading uniform
howtheduck 8 months ago
Two birds. One bush. I wonder if Stefani understands double-entendres as well as Evans clearly does.
kenhense 8 months ago
“Two Birds One Bush” Now there’s a hit – just needs the music…
kenhense 8 months ago
I’ll settle for watching Bets hold down Stef while Tiff counts to three…
Mordock999 Premium Member 8 months ago
It always amazes Me that this Stef creature still has her front teeth. ;-)
Enter.Name.Here 8 months ago
Tif: “Doesn’t she usually getting low grades?”
Bets: “Always”.
Azul0858 8 months ago
Stef’s goal is to marry Kip. Bets and Tiffany want to learn something so they can build lucrative careers. But they’re too nice to tell her that (as they should be).
Wilkins068 8 months ago
That face..
Firebat 8 months ago
Now that’s a ‘Student Body’ worth the study time.
snsurone76 8 months ago
This would be the perfect opportunity for Kip and Tiff to “connect”—while the bee-yotch is in the shower!
And maybe Gunther will drop by, and they can have a foursome! Oh, rapture!!
ninjanick101 8 months ago
Stef needs more than a rebrand. She needs to be kicked out.
tigerdg 8 months ago
And I used to think that TJ was annoying.
Rhetorical_Question 8 months ago
Stefani Bird is a dance major student? Maybe trade her for another business major?
drewpamon 8 months ago
I don’t understand, is Stef supposed to be attractive? That’s the implication but, I don’t think the drawing conveys it well.
Robert Nowall Premium Member 8 months ago
A little surprised to see her still in their lives.
Fedup Bear 8 months ago
Don’t like Stef. Will peek now and then & come back to chat when she’s gone. You guys enjoy. :)
French Persons Premium Member 8 months ago
It’s like the opening scene of an “adult film”..
NeedaChuckle Premium Member 8 months ago
Now I feel weird as I listen to lectures while I exercise. But I’ve never worn a cheerleading costume or known anyone named KIP!
Count Olaf Premium Member 8 months ago
Eat your ❤️s out, lowly unworthies. Hawt❤️Stef returns dressed like THAT, talking about… dare The❤️Count say it?… her… bush (Child, please) and taking a … shower…. Yeee, doggies. Doesn’t get any better than this, lowly unworthies. Right smart, pert near. No indeedy, boy howdy. No, it does not. If today’s mot does not have Gorgeous Ann❤️Eiffel’s sweet fingerprints written all over it then… The❤️Count’s name ain’t The❤️Count, boy howdy. No wonder we ALL ❤️ Ann❤️Eiffel…AND Our Be❤️ed, Good Looking, Modest, Patriot Extraordinaire … Yrs Trly, The❤️Count. With that… off for another day of spreading good will, ❤️, wisdom and mirth… tough work but someone’s gotta do it… like Yrs Trly… The Wonderful❤️Count. TTFN, lowly unworthiest… Count OUT! No wonder we ALL ❤️ Ann❤️Eiffel and The❤️Count!
sueb1863 8 months ago
Please explain to me again why Tiffany and Bets aren’t rooming at the mansion so they don’t have to put up with Stef. It’s sitting empty.
SquidGamerGal 8 months ago
Ugh, not the harpy again…
[Traveler] Premium Member 8 months ago
Not just a hat rack, or is it?
OneTime59 8 months ago
Stefanie has a good point. Students can overstudy to the point of confusion and overload. Method works for Stef.
MS72 8 months ago
Got your curling, branding hair iron?
Ignatz Premium Member 8 months ago
“Smarter not harder” says the stupidest person in this strip.
Ellis97 8 months ago
Why does Stef have to be such a bimbo?
melodymucisa 8 months ago
Here we go
ShadowBeast Premium Member 8 months ago
Stef makes a good point about working smarter and multitasking, but obviously it’s not working well for her.
wongo 8 months ago
One “bush”? Really?
ctolson 8 months ago
So just what does Steph study while working out? The guys?
Aladar30 Premium Member 8 months ago
I think Stef will take years to graduate. Or that she will be able to find some tricks… can a cheerleader graduate for sports merit? It’s funny to see how the disgust for Stef is the same for Tiffany and Bets. The contrast with their seriousness and Stef’s shallowness is hilarious. I wonder what Stef’s major is, I don’t remember it ever being specified. I hope Dez arrives next week, bringing comfort and positivity to her two tired friends, plus some good ideas for their rebrand.
prrdh 8 months ago
If Stef has some kind of multiple personality disorder she would be two ‘birds’ in British slang. As for the bush part…
mindjob 8 months ago
Just borrow that branding iron from the cattle company
jojo318 8 months ago
Ironic she would mention bush.
jaydogg187 8 months ago
You know, I’m beginning to think that if a pregnancy story arc is in the offing for this strip, then it will involve Stef instead of Toni.
KEA 8 months ago
ouch
[Unnamed Reader - bddb15] 8 months ago
My comment yesterday was “where is Kip” not where is Steph ….
comic reader 22 8 months ago
This is hilarious! Steffi is a better student than Tiffany and Bets.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 8 months ago
Hhhh She said, If Kip comes in send him in…! In the shower?
Tetonbil 8 months ago
Heck, I rebranded Stef a long time ago. Snerk!
pripley 8 months ago
Tiff and Bets are bonding well. Some of their dialogue reminds me of Luann and Bernice…sort of.
oakie817 8 months ago
ka-teamwork
The Quiet One 8 months ago
Don’t rebrand her, send her into exile.
jrankin1959 8 months ago
And what are your grades, Stef?
sperry532 8 months ago
So, will Stefani be flunking out this semester or next? I hope it’s this semester.
txmystic 8 months ago
When I was in college, one of the professors would read research journal articles while using the stair stepping machine. I think she had better motor control then I cuz when I tried it I got dizzy…
eladee AKA Wally 8 months ago
Leave it to Stef to show up and make them feel even worse about their lives.
Gen.Flashman 8 months ago
They likely will still be sophomores, 19/20 five years from now. As sophomores they should still be taking core / intro / lower division classes
Caldonia 8 months ago
Or she could just be written out of the comic. Along with boring Kip. They won’t be missed by most readers.
Rockabore 8 months ago
“The joke is the trollop one is terrible” Yeah, I mean, you guys did write her to be that way, Evanses. I feel like every single person reading this has the same reaction to these dorm drama stories. It’s kind of like the vapid cheerleader stereotype exists to force in innuendo and you-know-what shaming. It’s a cycle at this point.
arges53 8 months ago
Luann has always been a strip that tackle heavy topics sometimes. As much as Steph and Kip get it on, could there be a pregnancy on the horizon?
CoreyTaylor1 8 months ago
Where’s Dez? Isn’t she usually the voice of reason!?
billdaviswords 8 months ago
The NOT-so-smart Stef can’t even get her quotations right. She’s weirdly conflating “a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush” and “kill two birds with one stone.”
She is the most annoying and unpleasant character in this strip. Others come close, but she wins.
BearHamilton1 8 months ago
Rebrand Stef the Tiff and Bets way? The idea has merit…
miztrniceguy 8 months ago
Whose bush?
KatharineFlanders 8 months ago
Tiff and Bets need to learn how to say “bless your heart” to Steph every time she opens her mouth…bless her heart, she’s so stupid.
alexius23 8 months ago
Janet Leigh approves
comic reader 22 8 months ago
What would be really funny would be Stef getting better grades than Bets and Tiffany.
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace 8 months ago
My father had a branding iron: RAG
(R A Green, his legal name, no dots involved)
I don’t think he ever branded anything with it although we children branded a few boards.
eddi-TBH 8 months ago
Rebrand her from ‘bimbo’ to the other ‘b’ word.
HodgeElmwood 8 months ago
Well, I mean, how hard does one have to work when one majors in cheerleading, after all?
GaryCooper 8 months ago
Now that everybody’s got tattoos, the next big thing will be branding.
Fiammata 8 months ago
Even Tiff didn’t used to go out all the time in just underwear. This girl is gross.
J. Scarbrough 8 months ago
Something tells me Stef would be a Trumpster.
Darth Nefarius 8 months ago
Tomorrow going to be the shower scene between Kip and Stef?
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 8 months ago
YAAAHHHHH!!! Take it away,take it away!!
What is that thing??
gmu328 8 months ago
i’m sure they mean to really put an iron brand, hot, on her