Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for April 12, 2024

Go for it Bets!!!

Hey.

We’ve gone from the Wolves of Wall Street to Murder, She Wrote.

Go for it, Bets. I didn’t see NUTHIN’._ ;-)

Their perfect subject, walks in for their test run.

Just insist she get you a new bottle.

If anyone deserves to be ‘rebranded’, it’s ‘Brainiac’ Stef…

PLEASE show her whacking Stef! Im so sick of her smarmy selfishness. Tiffany was never that bad.

Well I hope Stef gets at least ONE clue during her lifetime.

Time to teach Stef a lesson ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)… Let her have it Bets

Bets, you shouldn’t have left your expensive conditioner where that b!tch could get at it.

The real question is… is Stef wearing that stupid bow underneath her head towel?? ;)

Looks like Stef will end up being their beta run test subject. She’ll agree to do it because she doesn’t want to get clobbered with the lamp.

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So why hasn’t Tiff changed out of her work clothes? Have to imagine they’re all sweaty and nasty after her hard day at work.

Anger Management

I prefer the butt-cheek boot.

Stef’s bangs are sure straight for being wet and with a towel on her head, so we know she hasn’t combed them yet.

I can’t stand Stef! She’s 10 times worse than Tiffany ever was.

Stef is Ann Eifel in training.

Bets should take the lamp to Steff’s wrists cause hitting her in th head with it’ll just ruin a perfecly good lamp. It’ll be a long time before she reaches for some one else’s stuff again

If the conditioner stays in the shower, then it’s kind of a free-for-all. In this situation, you get yourself a “shower basket”, put items in there that you don’t want anyone else using. Keep the basket in your closet. Take the basket with you to and from the shower. Problem solved. Now, if Stef is still swiping your conditioner, THEN you grab the lamp!

Again, Bets and Tiffany need to pack up and move to the mansion. It’s empty and free. No need to put up with Stef.

Bets… Bets… Remember manslaughter is still illegal in this state.

Having roommates who use your stuff like that? That’s the worst. I had a roommate ‘borrow’ my motorcycle. And crash it.

Everything seems to push for Bets and Tiffany to use Stef as a beta test, but I would be much happier if Bets hit Stef over the head with something. What an unpleasant character! Spends hours showering, uses other people’s towels and products and hasn’t the slightest sense of shame about this. I don’t think it’s possible to change her. But if they could, it would be a huge improvement in their lives.

Whoa! Easy there, Bets. After all, you DID say you needed a test client for a beta run…

Tell Stef she gas to pay you $5 every time she uses it.

Don’t leave your glop in the shower or we’re gonna try it out!

Now Bets, we can’t see you here if you’re in jail.

she’s probably thinking what I often think “if they could truly assemble a ‘jury of my peers’, they would never convict me.”

I once knew a group of girls that shared an apartment. The food in the fridge was labeled with the owners names…

maybe try something harder… like a frying pan. :D

Two things you don’t touch that belongs to a black woman without permission if you want to see the next sunrise. 1. Her hair. 2. Her hair products.

Is there ANY redeeming quality to Stef?

This week on Dateline……..

Yorkie Girl strikes again!

I absolutely could not live with someone like Stef. I’m afraid I’d be arrested for mayhem.

That WOULD be a branding of sorts…

Oooo, I can’t wait till tomorrows show.

All readers are waiting for the wack on Stef’s head, She deserves it.

I think they already found their client.

wheres luann ?

Stef wears makeup in the shower???

Is this Betts idea of a beta run?

Finally! Steph is giving Bets a hard time like she gave Tiffany the past few years!

Bets had her chance to hold Stef accountable and ended up caving in. Let’s not pretend like this time will be any different. Everyone turns into a doormat around her, just like they do with Jonah Daytona.

I’m just kind of gobsmacked by Steph. No this isn’t really a stretch from how she normally behaves but….just the monumental blindness to her behavior and how it affects others is staggering.

I would like to see the next panel.

Can you rebrand in reverse? Instead of more admiration, less? Make people really see Stef as a narcissistic person of loose character. (The nano bot won’t let me use the word I originally wrote.)

Oh, LORD! This chick is insufferable!

Stef definitely needs a blunt object over the head. Totally rude to use someone else’s stuff without asking.

You could re-brand Stef with an actual branding iron . . .

Using someone’s stuff without their permission is simply theft.

I’m sorry Bets but you knew Stephanie didn’t respect boundaries and doesn’t regard rebuke as necessary unless it is about her so it is really your responsibility to keep your expensive products in your room, much like it’s important to keep breakable, harmful items out of a curious toddlers reach.

Nobody taught that girl the meaning of ‘no’.

They are wrong who claim that violence never solves anything. Nonetheless, we should keep in mind sometimes violence causes other problems. Lawyers are expensive & jail time is boring I’m told.

Hey Bets, get a clue. Leaving an expensive bottle of conditioner in a shared bathroom is like leaving it on the sink counter at the gym and expecting it to be there tomorrow.

If you don’t want people to use your stuff don’t leave it in the bathroom DUH.

Shine a little light on the subject?

Violence tends to back fire.. you’re likely to be thrown out of school.. if Tiffany lets you go through with it.

You’re going to hit her over the head with the lamp? I’d pay admission for that.

Wondering why she would leave expensive special conditioner in a communal bathroom…

Now THAT’S funny!

Should have done that when she was in the shower.

Better yet, replace the shampoo in the bottle with, say… glue.

I once had a suitemate like Stef. I had to keep all my hair products, makeup, etc. under lock and key. She would “borrow” anything that wasn’t nailed down.

No, no. You need to throw the toaster in the bathtub!

Bets, maybe you should make that the “forehead bop”?

That’s not a rebrand Bets, that’s a brand.

“This Is Only A Test Client”

“Terms And Conditioners”

“Bip-pity, Bop-pity Boom!”

“Beta You Than Me”

“All Shoog Up”

I wouldn’t mind seeing Steff rebranded as “Girl With Tag On Toe”

Hard to believe that Tiffany was once like this. At least she matured, unlike Stef.

This crowd has gone from “Can’t wait for this arc to be over!” to “Can’t wait to see what happens tomorrow!”

They have two different types of hair. I bet Bet’s conditioner is specifically made for her type, not for that stringy hair Steffo has. Steffo should give Bets a couple bucks or so. But she won’t.

if I had an expensive thing that I didn’t want to share I’d keep it in my room so inconsiderate entitled idiot room mates wouldn’t find it.

She’s about to enlighten Steph.

Stef loves sharing, but only when everyone else shares with her. When will she learn to ask before borrowing?

Stef is one horney heifer, Tiff needs a new hair style

Time to get a personal safe and lock up the conditioner.

Leave some weird colorant, or bleaching agent, in the conditioner.

How about, I did not give you permission to use it, you owe me X dollars. If you do not pay by X date, I take your hair while you are sleeping as payment. Even if Bets doesn’t, she can perhaps cause little miss entitled to lose lots of sleep.