Ah, Cheers, 1982… Cliff Clavin : It’s a genetic quirk in the Clavin family that we all have two extra teeth. You see, that’s the only way that we can prove that we are the rightful heirs to the Russian throne.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Hello in there, Cliff. Tell me, what color is the sky in your world?
I had to go for my yearly this morning. A woman was brought in by a driver and then he took off. The poor woman was stuffed into an extra wide wheelchair, (and that was tight for her) and must of weighed well over 400-500 pounds! She thought she was there for dental!
After much talking to the intake person, it seems she was there for a cardiologist, but wait!!! It wasn’t even the hospital she was supposed to be at. They parked her to be able to look out, and when I left, she was still there! And behind something that she couldn’t see beyond!! I felt so sorry for her!
I thought to myself, I wouldn’t want to live a life like that. I would end my own life, the best way I could. Over pill myself.
I’m sorry, but I don’t believe in criticizing your partner on their looks, most especially if you are in the same boat! Opal is showing hypocrisy at its finest.
sirbadger 25 days ago
I’ll put my psychedelic glasses on, go outside, then tell you.
macky87 25 days ago
People are too used to looking at themselves from the front view in a mirror. The truth hides in the sideways view.
The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 25 days ago
Anybody been to a Costco furniture store? Every chair seemed huge to me, I sat in one and I felt like a kid waiting for dad to come home
Kwen 25 days ago
A strip about some husband telling this to his wife wouldn’t even remotely be considered a joke.
jasonsnakelover 25 days ago
But do you know?
PraiseofFolly 25 days ago
There are no “abs” … just one Big Ab.
iggyman 25 days ago
Just a little too much air in the spare tire, Opal!
chuck_sa 25 days ago
Can you even imagine him saying this to Opal? And being able to walk away for the results.
Frankie5466 25 days ago
From where we’re looking Opal (the outside looking in) you’re at least as overweight as Earl!
phritzg Premium Member 25 days ago
Earl might have been better off with an answer like: “If I am overweight, it’s because your cooking is so good, Opal”.
markkahler52 25 days ago
Opal’s hips are as wide as her mouth
basspro 25 days ago
Opal is a beach.
juicebruce 25 days ago
Earl … Six pack no … Keg yes ;-)
WaitingMan 25 days ago
“The sky was yellow and the sun was blue.”
“Scarlet Begonias”, Grateful Dead
Frank Salem Premium Member 25 days ago
Ask Opal to stand next to you.
bigger Nate 25 days ago
Ask him the color of his shoes, bet he can’t
fuzzbucket Premium Member 25 days ago
So are you, Ms Chubby.
Darth Stevious 25 days ago
B*tch.
MacII 25 days ago
Ah, Cheers, 1982… Cliff Clavin : It’s a genetic quirk in the Clavin family that we all have two extra teeth. You see, that’s the only way that we can prove that we are the rightful heirs to the Russian throne.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Hello in there, Cliff. Tell me, what color is the sky in your world?
DawnQuinn1 25 days ago
Opal should not be one to criticize, considering HER shape…if round is a shape.
w16521 25 days ago
Now tell Opal she’s overweight too.
nansny 25 days ago
They both are just right for who they are. Nothing wrong with being comfortable in your own skin. It is a quality I admire.
ANIMAL 25 days ago
She might wanna go on a diet WITH him…… THERE, I said it.
Purplelady Premium Member 25 days ago
People ask me that all the time. I tell them, it depends on what day it is.
tremaine53 25 days ago
Are they arguing about who’s skinnier? Or about who’s fatter?
Angry Indeed Premium Member 25 days ago
This discussion reminds me about that old Alka Seltzer commercial – “No matter what shape your stomach is in..”
Daltongang Premium Member 25 days ago
Opal, you are no Christy Brinkley you know. FYI Christy Brinkley is 70 years old and definitely doesn’t look it.
mfrasca 25 days ago
“I see skies of blue and clouds of white. The bright blessed day. The dark sacred night, and I think to myself what a wonderful world.”
- Weiss / Thiele
McPurc 25 days ago
He should have said they are: “My love handles just for you hon.” Why is she always the so practical one?
razzledazzle295 25 days ago
Someone needs to focus on her girlish figure.
whelan_jj 25 days ago
I can’t be overweight. I can see my toes.
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction 25 days ago
pink, of course
McPurc 25 days ago
He should have said they’re just my love handles. Why is she always the practical one?
elgrecousa Premium Member 25 days ago
I wonder what color the sky is in her world. Dark brown, I say.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 25 days ago
Pot bellies sometimes come with age…. only sometimes……..
eced52 25 days ago
Green
tammyspeakslife Premium Member 25 days ago
I know what I’m saying the next time my NM tries her BS
Escapee 25 days ago
Opal-you’re way too mean today
zeexenon 25 days ago
Finally, the brains are starting to doubt the efficacy of the BMI. Of course, they are morbidly obese U.S. scientists.
RabbitDad 25 days ago
Ha ha?
LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member 25 days ago
If you have to lean forward to see your shoes, you’re overweight.
crash3289 25 days ago
I had to go for my yearly this morning. A woman was brought in by a driver and then he took off. The poor woman was stuffed into an extra wide wheelchair, (and that was tight for her) and must of weighed well over 400-500 pounds! She thought she was there for dental!
After much talking to the intake person, it seems she was there for a cardiologist, but wait!!! It wasn’t even the hospital she was supposed to be at. They parked her to be able to look out, and when I left, she was still there! And behind something that she couldn’t see beyond!! I felt so sorry for her!
I thought to myself, I wouldn’t want to live a life like that. I would end my own life, the best way I could. Over pill myself.
Enoi 25 days ago
As my mom would say, “Well, THAT’S certainly the pot calling the kettle black!”
CleverHans Premium Member 25 days ago
Opal, when you get to be our age, nobody really cares. Break out the cookies and ice cream and leave the body dysmorphic disorder to the callow youth.
hk Premium Member 25 days ago
Sure glad I am married to a nice woman.
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom 25 days ago
She’s as hefty as he is!
Nicki's ZoMcYo 25 days ago
I’m sorry, but I don’t believe in criticizing your partner on their looks, most especially if you are in the same boat! Opal is showing hypocrisy at its finest.
MFRXIM Premium Member 25 days ago
The 4th panel applies to many situations these days.
Chris Sherlock 25 days ago
Inflation has victimized Earl and Opal.
CrazyLady Premium Member 25 days ago
Wow! Really Opal?! I wonder what color the sky is in her world? ;-)
Ukko wilko 24 days ago
Let she who is without fault cast the first excess weight comment.
carlsonbob 24 days ago
Opal is the pot calling the kettle black.
Moonkey Premium Member 24 days ago
Opal does all of the cooking. Earl can’t make a sandwich by himself.
Shonkin 24 days ago
Holy cow! She’s criticizing him for being overweight? Pot, meet kettle.
Jaythor 23 days ago
She better watch it. Those same eyes and same “world” think she is attractive. Better not wake him…