Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 24, 2024

They later learned that they had misunderstood Bob; he was just going to visit his cousin Rob Banks on Monday.

would organized crime be better?

“No, no, no! I said leave the gun, take the cannoli!”

Reservoir cats.

Sounds like a bunch of politicians at a convention.

Do a lot of bars serve coffee?

Guerilla Robbers!

Are we supposed to be counting something?

Good one, Pastis!

It’s a movie I always liked

These guys probably have a real job to cover their identities…..working for the Secret Service.

Meet Louie "Not a Clue’ Sputz, and Tony " I Thought You Did it" Carload.

HaHa. Robbing a bank, but needs a reminder to bring the gun.

Bob must be the ringleader.

Crooks can be so incompetent.

Try politics…

Secret Service guys on their side gigs?

I thought these were secret service agents making a protection plan!

Disorganized Crime was a 1989 movie, a comedy, set in Montana. I enjoyed it but it was a box office flop

Man, those criminals are dumb! They’re blabbing out their heist in a crowded restaurant!

Bob has resigned, only he doesn’t know it yet

Are they with the Biden Administration?

So much for GoComics’s attempt to squelch political comments.

Clowns to the left of me.

Jokers to the right.

Here I am stuck in the middle with you.

Dumbfellas.

After getting tired from the Secret Service, times are tough

The modern way of robbing banks: Take out a loan from the bank and launder the money. Don’t make the loan payments, and when the bank sues you for default, they end up settling for a fraction of the loan amount. The rest is pure profit. And don’t worry about the bank you cheated, they’ll make it up by charging higher fees to their honest customers.

This is in the same vein as “broad daylight” from last week. We never hear of disorganized crime.

Another smile….the strips are on a roll today.

KAOS in action…

The GOP

Reservoir Cats?

Used to be you’d rob the banks because that’s where the money is. Nowadays, cybercrime is where it’s at.

You mean … Neighbor BOB ??!! … :)

(Side Hustle ??!!)

Thank God for dumb criminals, may they all get dumber.

I’d be calling in an anonymous tip.

That’s the best kind of crime: The crime that can’t happen.

They must’ve been kicked out of the Beagle Boys…..

“How are we going to hold up a back with gum?”

Anyone else available for a Stephen Pastis Support Group Session?

Dumb, and Dumber in a bar

Here comes an appearance on “World’s Dumbest Criminals” in 3…2…1…

no not really I don’t think

Amateurs.

“I don’t have a clue”

Typical news outlet…

If these guys wash out of crime, they’ll have to take jobs with the Secret Service.

The best splatteriest crime is disorganized. Surgical precision is boring.

Republicans.

Pig behaves just exactly the way you’d expect.

LOLOL

NEIGHBOR BOB’S INVOLVED IN CRIMINAL ACTIVITY!!!!