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“Can’t buy me love, loveCan’t buy me loveI’ll buy you a diamond ring my friend if it makes you feel alrightI’ll get you anything my friend if it makes you feel alright…”
Made me think of a Monty Python routine where paleontologists find a huge big toe and when they reconstruct it back in the lab it’s a wooly mammoth with a big toe for a trunk.
Wow… I always thought delusions of grandeur and self importance, as well as narcissism took years to develop. Apparently, Calvin is maturing early…
When Calvin grows up he will try to buy votes. In Canada, our Prime Minister is going to give Canadians a two month sales tax break – on certain items only. And a check of $250 to working individuals below a certain income.There will be an election in 2025. We will see if the people are ready to sell their votes :>)
I wonder if Mr. Watterson has ever had second thoughts about some of Calvin’s, um, expressions since he grew up, changed his name, invented a new family and became President. Twice.
codycab 2 months ago
The only achievement Calvin has made is making others suffer.
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover 2 months ago
I guess Ms. Wormwood and Mr. Spittle think $20 is too expensive to be Calvin’s pal.
Imagine 2 months ago
Sadly, this has become all too familiar.
C 2 months ago
Limited time offer
orinoco womble 2 months ago
Little did Calvin know that in another few decades Patreon and GoFundMe would be wildly successful.
Johnny Q Premium Member 2 months ago
A classic!
Izzy Moreno 2 months ago
Little does everyone know that his full name is Calvin Alan Grant.
You wonder why he hated kids, and was a jerk to the chubby kid who wasn’t afraid of velociraptors, telling him the raptor would slice his guts open?
Well, now you know.
crosscompiler Premium Member 2 months ago
Quite the misfortune teller, Mr. Watterson.
Jayalexander 2 months ago
You get an E for effort. No one appreciates the scientific mind.
BigDaveGlass 2 months ago
For some reason, The Beatles ….
“Can’t buy me love, loveCan’t buy me loveI’ll buy you a diamond ring my friend if it makes you feel alrightI’ll get you anything my friend if it makes you feel alright…”
Springs to mind.
sandpiper 2 months ago
Some comments are echoes of those made a couple of months before the fall.
chuckcork1 2 months ago
How prescient of Musk.
rgulyash 2 months ago
Apparently, his $50 bibles aren’t selling
SquidGamerGal 2 months ago
Calvin… Do you ever stop to think for a second why people are “mean” to you?
CountOlaf2.0 Premium Member 2 months ago
The Count’s in for $20. The Count will write it off The Count’s taxes as a political contribution. God Bless America!
CountOlaf2.0 Premium Member 2 months ago
Claire looks like a gender confused Calvin. Ew.
gantech 2 months ago
“No reward is worth this!” ~ Han Solo
“Just you wait ’Enry “Iggins, just you wait!” ~ Eliza Dolittle
Mugens Premium Member 2 months ago
If nothing else, Calvin has a heck of a vocabulary.
elvira.alejandro 2 months ago
20$? Who do you think are you? The Trumpet?
Free or Not? Premium Member 2 months ago
“The coloration here is somewhat conjectural”. But just the coloration.
baskate_2000 2 months ago
Deeper and deeper …..
joegeethree 2 months ago
Calvin is so far ahead of his time, his comptemparies are unable to appreciate his genius.
rshive 2 months ago
I guess that the principal isn’t a taker.
ladykat Premium Member 2 months ago
Gotta love Calvin! He has so much brass for a first-grader.
rockyridge1977 2 months ago
……..would you take 10????
edwardhayworth 2 months ago
In 1994, this was just imaginary and harmless amusement. In 2024, it is an all-too-real, clear and present danger.
guenette.charlie(BozoKnows) 2 months ago
When Show-And-Tell turns into extortion.
constantine48 2 months ago
If that’s what he wants, he needs to make movies about dinosaurs instead.
Sir Isaac 2 months ago
Made me think of a Monty Python routine where paleontologists find a huge big toe and when they reconstruct it back in the lab it’s a wooly mammoth with a big toe for a trunk.
KEA 2 months ago
reminds me of someone… hmm
Redd Panda 2 months ago
Want to share this, a gift from a friend…
“Making trump president, is like making an arsonist, Fire Marshall.”
davidthoms1 2 months ago
A comic from 1994. I wonder if Trump saw this and got merchandising ideas?
NickelAlloy 2 months ago
Soon he’ll be selling vodka, steaks, perfume, university degrees…
krisjackson01 2 months ago
Paleontologists are mean.
Mark DeMist Premium Member 2 months ago
Did we just elect Calvin President?
swanridge 2 months ago
They need to rename this strip “The Early Life of Donald Trump”
perryed 2 months ago
A maga in training.
erik.vanthienen 2 months ago
All the warning signs of junk science: pseudo-science verbiage, bonkers hypotheses, and mobster threats … RFK Jr. could learn from it …
Eric S 2 months ago
sounds like little donnie trump
g04922 2 months ago
Wow… I always thought delusions of grandeur and self importance, as well as narcissism took years to develop. Apparently, Calvin is maturing early…
Spider-UK 2 months ago
I bet Calvin has his own crypto scam these days
Blaven 2 months ago
When Calvin grows up he will try to buy votes. In Canada, our Prime Minister is going to give Canadians a two month sales tax break – on certain items only. And a check of $250 to working individuals below a certain income.There will be an election in 2025. We will see if the people are ready to sell their votes :>)
mistercatworks 2 months ago
This is where the principal says, “Young man, it is my solemn wish that someday you will have my job. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.”
CougarAllen 2 months ago
When I wuz yer age, six-year-olds didn’t have $20, even if we wanted to buy the friendship of a classmate who has no friends.
Moore 1 2 months ago
Wait, Calvin is Donald???
mindjob 2 months ago
Money can’t buy love, but it can rent you some for an hour or so
moondog42 Premium Member 2 months ago
Future autocrat in the making
BeBadenov Premium Member 2 months ago
Discomfortingly prescient, is it not?
californicated1 2 months ago
Calvin’s either a politician, salesman or lawyer these days.
vacman 2 months ago
I thought the principal would be the first to sign up.
Brian Premium Member 2 months ago
Ah, I remember the good old days. The days when we had agreed to keep the comments here free of politics. Make The Comments Great Again.
Brian Premium Member 2 months ago
For Calvin, he was doing pretty well through Panel 6. Then things went off the rails.
David Rickard Premium Member 2 months ago
By Grabthar’s hammer, by the suns of Worvan, you shall be punished.
pamela welch Premium Member 2 months ago
Never a dull moment! Thanks Calvin ♥♥
paullp Premium Member 2 months ago
This has to be one of the strips that inspired Ruben Bolling’s (Tom the Dancing Bug) parody/homage Donald and John.
Rabbit Brown 2105-30 P coat 2 months ago
Thankfully Calvin didn’t get to Valentin Blatz’s bones.
Redd Panda 2 months ago
When I meet a “born again christian MAGAt” I tell them “You know, Jesus was a Liberal.” and then I walk away.
dogday Premium Member 2 months ago
I wonder if Mr. Watterson has ever had second thoughts about some of Calvin’s, um, expressions since he grew up, changed his name, invented a new family and became President. Twice.
boniface22 2 months ago
Think back 70 years or so and imagine who that could represent; uncanny isn’t it.
jossy138 2 months ago
Vintage Trump, down to the grifting!
Algolei I 2 months ago
Applications to be Calvin’s pal are now available at Sharper Image.
lindz.coop Premium Member 2 months ago
Gee…why does this sound so familiar…
Chelonaut 2 months ago
Science skills. Vocabulary skills. Entrepreneurial skills. All far surpassing those of the average 2nd grader. And he gets punished for it.
jbruins84341 2 months ago
I think Calvin has his own chair in the principal’s office.
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray 2 months ago
That guy will have a lush and lavish funeral, he just wont be around to enjoy the pomp and ceremony.
the real savage about 2 months ago
Calvin’s threats to punish those who were mean to him sound like those of a certain orange politician.