“Can’t buy me love, loveCan’t buy me loveI’ll buy you a diamond ring my friend if it makes you feel alrightI’ll get you anything my friend if it makes you feel alright…”
Made me think of a Monty Python routine where paleontologists find a huge big toe and when they reconstruct it back in the lab it’s a wooly mammoth with a big toe for a trunk.
When Calvin grows up he will try to buy votes. In Canada, our Prime Minister is going to give Canadians a two month sales tax break – on certain items only. And a check of $250 to working individuals below a certain income.There will be an election in 2025. We will see if the people are ready to sell their votes :>)
I wonder if Mr. Watterson has ever had second thoughts about some of Calvin’s, um, expressions since he grew up, changed his name, invented a new family and became President. Twice.
codycab about 1 month ago
The only achievement Calvin has made is making others suffer.
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover about 1 month ago
I guess Ms. Wormwood and Mr. Spittle think $20 is too expensive to be Calvin’s pal.
Imagine about 1 month ago
Sadly, this has become all too familiar.
C about 1 month ago
Limited time offer
orinoco womble about 1 month ago
Little did Calvin know that in another few decades Patreon and GoFundMe would be wildly successful.
Johnny Q Premium Member about 1 month ago
A classic!
Izzy Moreno about 1 month ago
Little does everyone know that his full name is Calvin Alan Grant.
You wonder why he hated kids, and was a jerk to the chubby kid who wasn’t afraid of velociraptors, telling him the raptor would slice his guts open?
Well, now you know.
crosscompiler Premium Member about 1 month ago
Quite the misfortune teller, Mr. Watterson.
Jayalexander about 1 month ago
You get an E for effort. No one appreciates the scientific mind.
BigDaveGlass about 1 month ago
For some reason, The Beatles ….
“Can’t buy me love, loveCan’t buy me loveI’ll buy you a diamond ring my friend if it makes you feel alrightI’ll get you anything my friend if it makes you feel alright…”
Springs to mind.
sandpiper about 1 month ago
Some comments are echoes of those made a couple of months before the fall.
chuckcork1 about 1 month ago
How prescient of Musk.
rgulyash about 1 month ago
Apparently, his $50 bibles aren’t selling
SquidGamerGal about 1 month ago
Calvin… Do you ever stop to think for a second why people are “mean” to you?
CountOlaf2.0 Premium Member about 1 month ago
The Count’s in for $20. The Count will write it off The Count’s taxes as a political contribution. God Bless America!
CountOlaf2.0 Premium Member about 1 month ago
Claire looks like a gender confused Calvin. Ew.
gantech about 1 month ago
“No reward is worth this!” ~ Han Solo
“Just you wait ’Enry “Iggins, just you wait!” ~ Eliza Dolittle
Mugens Premium Member about 1 month ago
If nothing else, Calvin has a heck of a vocabulary.
elvira.alejandro about 1 month ago
20$? Who do you think are you? The Trumpet?
Free or Not? Premium Member about 1 month ago
“The coloration here is somewhat conjectural”. But just the coloration.
baskate_2000 about 1 month ago
Deeper and deeper …..
joegeethree about 1 month ago
Calvin is so far ahead of his time, his comptemparies are unable to appreciate his genius.
rshive about 1 month ago
I guess that the principal isn’t a taker.
ladykat about 1 month ago
Gotta love Calvin! He has so much brass for a first-grader.
rockyridge1977 about 1 month ago
……..would you take 10????
edwardhayworth about 1 month ago
In 1994, this was just imaginary and harmless amusement. In 2024, it is an all-too-real, clear and present danger.
guenette.charlie(BozoKnows) about 1 month ago
When Show-And-Tell turns into extortion.
constantine48 about 1 month ago
If that’s what he wants, he needs to make movies about dinosaurs instead.
Sir Isaac about 1 month ago
Made me think of a Monty Python routine where paleontologists find a huge big toe and when they reconstruct it back in the lab it’s a wooly mammoth with a big toe for a trunk.
KEA about 1 month ago
reminds me of someone… hmm
Redd Panda about 1 month ago
Want to share this, a gift from a friend…
“Making trump president, is like making an arsonist, Fire Marshall.”
davidthoms1 about 1 month ago
A comic from 1994. I wonder if Trump saw this and got merchandising ideas?
NickelAlloy about 1 month ago
Soon he’ll be selling vodka, steaks, perfume, university degrees…
krisjackson01 about 1 month ago
Paleontologists are mean.
Mark DeMist Premium Member about 1 month ago
Did we just elect Calvin President?
swanridge about 1 month ago
They need to rename this strip “The Early Life of Donald Trump”
perryed about 1 month ago
A maga in training.
erik.vanthienen about 1 month ago
All the warning signs of junk science: pseudo-science verbiage, bonkers hypotheses, and mobster threats … RFK Jr. could learn from it …
Eric S about 1 month ago
sounds like little donnie trump
g04922 about 1 month ago
Wow… I always thought delusions of grandeur and self importance, as well as narcissism took years to develop. Apparently, Calvin is maturing early…
Spider-UK about 1 month ago
I bet Calvin has his own crypto scam these days
Blaven about 1 month ago
When Calvin grows up he will try to buy votes. In Canada, our Prime Minister is going to give Canadians a two month sales tax break – on certain items only. And a check of $250 to working individuals below a certain income.There will be an election in 2025. We will see if the people are ready to sell their votes :>)
mistercatworks about 1 month ago
This is where the principal says, “Young man, it is my solemn wish that someday you will have my job. Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.”
CougarAllen about 1 month ago
When I wuz yer age, six-year-olds didn’t have $20, even if we wanted to buy the friendship of a classmate who has no friends.
Moore 1 about 1 month ago
Wait, Calvin is Donald???
mindjob about 1 month ago
Money can’t buy love, but it can rent you some for an hour or so
moondog42 Premium Member about 1 month ago
Future autocrat in the making
thedogesl Premium Member about 1 month ago
Discomfortingly prescient, is it not?
californicated1 about 1 month ago
Calvin’s either a politician, salesman or lawyer these days.
vacman about 1 month ago
I thought the principal would be the first to sign up.
Brian Premium Member about 1 month ago
Ah, I remember the good old days. The days when we had agreed to keep the comments here free of politics. Make The Comments Great Again.
Brian Premium Member about 1 month ago
For Calvin, he was doing pretty well through Panel 6. Then things went off the rails.
David Rickard Premium Member about 1 month ago
By Grabthar’s hammer, by the suns of Worvan, you shall be punished.
pamela welch Premium Member about 1 month ago
Never a dull moment! Thanks Calvin ♥♥
paullp Premium Member about 1 month ago
This has to be one of the strips that inspired Ruben Bolling’s (Tom the Dancing Bug) parody/homage Donald and John.
Rabbit Brown 2105-30 P coat about 1 month ago
Thankfully Calvin didn’t get to Valentin Blatz’s bones.
Redd Panda about 1 month ago
When I meet a “born again christian MAGAt” I tell them “You know, Jesus was a Liberal.” and then I walk away.
dogday Premium Member about 1 month ago
I wonder if Mr. Watterson has ever had second thoughts about some of Calvin’s, um, expressions since he grew up, changed his name, invented a new family and became President. Twice.
boniface22 about 1 month ago
Think back 70 years or so and imagine who that could represent; uncanny isn’t it.
jossy138 about 1 month ago
Vintage Trump, down to the grifting!
Algolei I about 1 month ago
Applications to be Calvin’s pal are now available at Sharper Image.
lindz.coop Premium Member about 1 month ago
Gee…why does this sound so familiar…
Chelonaut about 1 month ago
Science skills. Vocabulary skills. Entrepreneurial skills. All far surpassing those of the average 2nd grader. And he gets punished for it.
jbruins84341 about 1 month ago
I think Calvin has his own chair in the principal’s office.
Gweedo -it's legal here- Murray about 1 month ago
That guy will have a lush and lavish funeral, he just wont be around to enjoy the pomp and ceremony.
the real savage 24 days ago
Calvin’s threats to punish those who were mean to him sound like those of a certain orange politician.