Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 08, 2024

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    BasilBruce  3 months ago

    For some reason, I was reminded of Jack Benny; even when he was in his 70s, he wouldn’t admit to being older than 39.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member 3 months ago

    Just trump and vance….well, pretty much the maga republicans

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    Qiset  3 months ago

    Don’t women live 6 to 7 years longer than men? Even things out.

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    iggyman  3 months ago

    I had a lot of female bosses, so I wonder! (Most were nice and treated me well)!

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    parforden  3 months ago

    For my current biology class, I’ll be writing a 10 page paper on an environmental toxin. I wanted to do it about Trump. Unfortunately, my instructor said the toxin could only have one deadly element that would upset human homeostasis. Since Trump has killed in many different ways, I chose the Death Camus instead. It only has one poison in its makeup.

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    warhorse_03826  3 months ago

    paying women less for equal work is actually illegal. yet no one seems to sue over be a slam dunk…hmmmmmm…

    oh and 90% of workplace deaths are men…so perhaps women pick the safer jobs, and thus get paid less for less dangerous work?

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    lavender headgear  3 months ago

    Fun fact: Even before wokedom, women earned more than men per unit of value they deliver, Today, in the era of DEI (didn’t earn it), the problem is sure to be even worse.

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    B UTTONS  3 months ago

    Pig is having difficulty proving he is not a robot. reCAPTCHA won’t let him access the data.

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    jonnytest  3 months ago

    The new VP of Marketing never produced any new sales from several trade shows. Instead of calling existing customers every day from her desk to try to increase business, like her very productive predecessor, she got caught shopping for shoes online with her huge paycheck. Fired the next day.

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    smartty cat  3 months ago

    Not the men in my family nor the friends I have made. Of course, we all be Southerners which can be a saving grace some times. Disappearing grace though it be.

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    Charles  3 months ago

    Women don’t get equal pay for equal work. They get more pay for the same work, or equal pay for less work.

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    Denver Reader Premium Member 3 months ago

    The paid less for equal work isn’t as prevalent as the media would have you think especially when you consider that many women still leave the workforce during child rearing years.

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    mrwiskers  3 months ago

    Now that the age topic is covered, let’s entertain the gender discrimination issue because according to the John Roberts’ Supreme Court, we no longer have racial discrimination./s

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    waknoch  3 months ago

    Nice myth you’re spreading there, Stephan. I guess if something is repeated enough people believe it’s a fact.

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    Lenavid  3 months ago

    Now that the systematic destruction of the nuclear family is nearly complete, equality in the workplace should manifest. Of course there will be fewer children to grow into workers. But hey, equality!

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    Gandalf  3 months ago

    Not true, if you control for job experience and the job itself.

    Think about it: why would anyone ever hire a man, if a woman can be hired so much more cheaply.

    As a wise man once said, there are statistics, darn (the real word is banned) statistics, and lies…

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    suelou  3 months ago

    If truth be told… to me it looks like the men are usually being “spoken down to” by the women… well… in the comics, anyway!!

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    Steve Dallas  3 months ago

    The equal pay for equal work slogan is a canard. When adjusted for things like years on the job (that is, people with more experience receive higher salaries), they’re paid approximately the same.

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  3 months ago

    Plus many have beepable bewbies.

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    WaitingMan  3 months ago

    And one major political party thinks that the medical care you are eligible to receive should be determined by your ZIP Code.

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    Ellis97  3 months ago

    We all have to go sometime.

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    karencloy  3 months ago

    I keep hoping that one day Pastis will get funny again. It’s been a long time.

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    SquidGamerGal  3 months ago

    Whoa! Why are people so touchy these days?

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    kjnrun  3 months ago

    Why do husbands usually die before their wife? Because they want to.

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    Malph  3 months ago

    Groan

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    rc_stone_1  3 months ago

    Not buying it. If it were true that women get paid less for the same job, then why aren’t employers hiring only women to save money?

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    MyFathersSon  3 months ago

    Which means women would be hired for EVERY position because businesses wouldn’t have to allocate so much for salaries. Yet, for some reason they don’t.

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    serial232  3 months ago

    Every position that I have worked, if a woman is in that position, she earns the same amount. The woman gets to leave early to pick up her kids, not work late, because of her family. Take days off to care for sick child. Take days off because of cramps. And then they wonder why they don’t get promoted like a man. And that is in a law firm.

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    ladykat  3 months ago

    Women have to work twice as hard as men to be thought half as good . Fortunately, this is not difficult.

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    Dom999  3 months ago

    why don’t the women take more of the high risk jobs, like longshore workers, lumberjacks, oil rig workers, roofers, garbarge collectors?

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    Goat from PBS  3 months ago

    Women typically live longer. That’s what I’ve heard.

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    uniquename  3 months ago

    One of the last female managers I had made $20,000 less than I did. That was extraordinarily unfair. I think it came down to me doing a better job of negotiating when I was hired.

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    grocks  3 months ago

    Most of the comments about women’s pay here prove her second point.

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    Logivod  3 months ago

    So Pig has a friend named Karen.

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    DarkHorseSki  3 months ago

    It’s a demonstrable myth that women get paid less for equal work. And when it comes to speaking down to people, that’s done quite often by women… and even by women to women. Women think men are speaking down to them because women have insecurities, not because men are actually speaking down to them.

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    Ignatz Premium Member 3 months ago

    I have noticed that women tend to get overlooked for promotion, probably because the boss thinks in stereotypes, even if he doesn’t realize it. Where I used to work the “back office” – which were higher-level jobs – had some women, but the “front office” was ALL women. The boss even sometimes called them “the girls.” Old habits die hard.

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    oish  3 months ago

    There have been many matriarchal societies in history including Celtic, Lenape and Egyptian only to be destroyed by Christian values

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    kaystari Premium Member 3 months ago

    I hate this myth. I have never had a job where a woman or girl was paid less than me, and I’m 53 now. I fact, at the job I’m at now, there is a woman who started same time as me, she is paid higher than me.Thos myth is based on the fact that more men apply to jobs that pay higher. Fewer woman want those jobs because they are danger and involve more physical labor.When you compare all the women in jobs to all the men, the other all result will be averaged to show women make less. But job for job, it is equal.

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    Jim Crigler  3 months ago

    If you adjust for hours actually worked, I wonder how it would come out. Economists do this kind of thing. Anybody know?

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    zeexenon  3 months ago
    I beg to differ … there was the time my whole body was overtaken by testosterone.
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    Conservative Man  3 months ago

    BS

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    ncorgbl  3 months ago

    That is still true, but it is improving in the U.S.

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    kendavis09  3 months ago

    I’m with that old song, “Thank Heaven For Little Girls” when they grow up.

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    Guybrush Threepwood  3 months ago

    The pay gap is a myth debunked many times. IT DOESN’T EXISTS.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 3 months ago

    Ever notice that the guys complaining about people getting paid for not working are the same ones who are perfectly OK with housewives working without getting paid?

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    [Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce]  3 months ago

    The comedian Alan King had a famous routine—“Survived By His Wife”

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    brick10  3 months ago

    WHO not “THAT”

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    id123175  3 months ago

    Why do people cling to 1950’s data?

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    sisterea  3 months ago

    Not to mention work twice as hard and be twice as smart just to get the job.

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    Saurischia  3 months ago

    Nailed it.

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    DonCoyote®  3 months ago

    The Husband always dies first.

    ……… Why?

    (Because he WANTS to).

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    pchemcat  3 months ago

    While many men do have the tendency to speak down to women, I have been fortunate to earn as much or more than my male counterparts with equal experience and education. I also made the choice to not bear children so taking time off was never an issue. From what I have seen in industry, it is generally the mother who takes time away from work to tend to the needs of the children, whether it is appointments, school functions, or other needs. Taking time off will adversely affect your promotability whether you are male or female, which also affects your pay.

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    pamela welch Premium Member 3 months ago

    I went to work in a Union-shop; at least we started out even.

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    sincavage05  2 months ago

    Truth. Have a warm glass of milk and go to bed.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  2 months ago

    Barking up the wrong tree here.

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    blindavocado Premium Member 2 months ago

    It’s a myth that women are paid less for equal work

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    WF11  2 months ago

    A comparison is often made between unlike jobs, such as a typical “blue collar” job versus a stereotypical “pink collar” job. This isn’t an easy thing to settle. The word here is equitable, I believe. By the way, I think that in many cases, it isn’t that the women are underpaid or not being paid enough, it’s that the men are being paid too much! Back when I was starting out in a low level professional type position, about half of my peers were women and there was no obvious pay difference. However, the typical clerical employees (mostly all women) were definitely paid less, but the local garbage collectors were paid a lot more than any of us (I remember them being on strike, demanding a pay increase that was more than I was making in the first place! – I’m still annoyed by that).

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    DanMercer  2 months ago

    That’s right, deep sea divers get paid more than cosmeticians. Men who hang from helicopters repairing high tension wires get more than baristas. When you compare men and women doing the same work, the difference falls into the statistical noise category. Also, what I truly find amazing, is the 77 cent number hasn’t changed one penny in 30 years. Funny, that.

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    eric_harris_76  15 days ago

    That is, of course, a BS statistic.

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