Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for January 11, 2025

Yes! Yes, it absolutely is!

With this new knowledge……Ora Zella will be UNSTOPPABLE!

She’ll be the cutest supervillain EVER!

The momentous day in which Ora Zella and Iggy learn that cats have staff.

“Is this my villain origin story?” More proof that no good deed goes unpunished.

Now everything is doomed.

O.Z. Those who know you know you’re faking being cute and lovable (sometimes). Let Iggy do it for you.

I’m not sure which is more lethal — C4 or weapon’s grade cuteness — but I’m guessing one of those will make less of a mess … maybe?

Cats are very good at that.

Heck, Goldie was cute enough to turn “Random Food Woman” into “Specific Food and Love Woman”.♥

All cats are villains and crime partners.

You outshine Dot Warner in the cuteness department, Ora. (ﾐゝᆽ╹ﾐ)

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Darn it, Ora. I told you not to use your enthusiasm for evil.

Who needs thumbs when you have mastered cute?

[bro] I wonder what her villain name will be

She is her own, Villain Lap Cat!

Ora, if you are going to be a villain, go for upper mid-level villain.

Supervillains (Ernst Blofeld, Voldemort, the brutal dictator) are all pretty much the same. They want world domination (or the tri-state area, in the case of Heinz Doofenshmirtz), they are pontificating show-offs, and they are actually a bit boring.

Bottom level villains are usually just dim thugs (though British ones will sometimes hold long, complicated, philosophical debates) and are just there to be defeated.

But the upper mids are interesting, and usually much scarier or nastier than the super villain. Dolores Umbridge is utterly horrible (and Imelda Staunton gave a master class in acting), Bolo (Enter the Dragon) is terrifying, and Police Captain Menendez, with his polite, perfect, English, and his pencil-thin moustache, is the real danger you face in Mixambigua.

They get plenty of screen time, and, most of the time, pretty good lines, too.

That’s my career advice.

Are humans the pets of feline supervillains?

I find it hard to believe that Pucky’s cuteness hasn’t gotten the snacks bin open before this.

Oh my! Agent of chaos AND villain. What could possibly go wrong?

Oh yes, you hit the nail on the head!!!

Sorry, Swan Eater people ! I’m binge reading it and can’t help ‘liking’ some of the comments even though they’re five years old!

A good ending to this arc! If it is Ora Zella’s villain origin story, that would mean things would not be that much different. She already has evil ideas, just without the focus and the resources.

The villain origin storyline by Ora Zella made me laugh out loud. Well done, Georgia.

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

At the Afar Public Library and Café

Beaver Lee Cleary: Hello, Ladies! What a lovely surprise!

Violet-Ifa: We’re on a cheese excursion and knew we just had to pay a visit, Bev.

Bev: I’m glad you did. I’ve been going through some of these scrolls from famous authors who have become somewhat lost in obscurity.

Agnes-Ata: Here’s one that I think was related to our own Vizier.

Bev: Yes, Pearl S. Puck. And don’t forget the travels of Jack K.

Vi: I wonder if anyone out there have any favorite authors they would like to give a shout out to.

What say you?

Goldie is “working” cuter, not harder! LOL

Ora Zella, being cute, sweet and lovable will get you just about anything. Let that be your villainess super power!

Come on ya mellow mewscateers. Where be yours inner beeg cats? Roars and demeowanding more snacks. Real snacks that is and not these steenky overprocessed packaged poisons. Gets together and demeowand for real fishies, real cheecken, real meats, and all thems. All purr one and one purr all.

This is the cat who didn’t know what treats were when she first arrived.

Every villain needs a good origin story, OZ, and this could be better than most.

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Hope everyone’s safe & sound today. Let us know how you & yours are doing!

Sweet victory! The Woman is like putty in their paws.

I thought Ora Zella’s villain origin story started with a plush chainsaw.

Orazuzu, the trick is to practice an innocent mien, built up a reputation as Ms. Goody Two Shoes. Once that’s established, when the adults are looking for a kitten to blame, even if the other kittens try to rat you out, the adult will say, “Oh no, not Orazuzu. She’d never do anything like that!” Of course, it doesn’t work at home if you’re an only cat. Don’t ask me how I know.

Depends on whether or not the last couple potential villain origin stories you’ve had didn’t actually pan out, Ora Zella. :P

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Cats do have cuteness on their side!

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Ora Zella, a kitten equipped with four stage turbocute.

Last year for Father’s Day our (adult) daughter got me a tee shirt with a picture of of a cat reading a book called “How to Train Your Human.” When she was little she liked pretending to be a cat. She called me “Humie.”

I repeat a thing I said… months ago, though I’m not sure how many: I NEED AN ORA ZELLA IN MY LIFE!

You are cute- thats for sure!!

Ora Zella’s villain origin story: “I was born.”