Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 16, 2025

Stoopid Conspiracy Theorists – Those are the Worst!

Seems like quite a while since we’ve seen Pierre. You have to admire his powers of reason.

Fortunately, I live in a place with intelligent conspiracy theorists.

You could move south, to where we have a Pampered president.

I would take a snow covered Taiga or simply just sea ice over the human race everyday and twice on Sundays.

In the Yukon? I thought he’s in northern Quebec!

Don’t wish too hard for what you want,’cause when you get it, you may find .. oh, you know the rest.

This sort of French accent always reminds me of Pepe Le Pew cartoons.

Anybody hungry for bear steak?

But why doesn’t the orange buffoon want to make Mexico into America? It’s big enough for a bunch of states… Must be some nice reason, eh?

Love it! haha

Wiley bears were only implied today.

He forgot torrential rains and mud slides.

Small problem: Polar bears do not hibernate.

Gonna getcha, Pierre.

Judging by the weather, it looks like Punxsutawney Phil got the prediction right this time.

sounds good to me

Don’t waste your time, Pierre. You’d only get deported north again.

Here in Tallahassee we have electricity, Publix, Whataburger, and bear-resistant trash receptacles. Life is Good.

I’ll take the snowstorms here in northernmost Maine and shovel myself out when I have to. It’s nice that so many head to Florida and won’t be back till June.

The possible downside is the danger of cabin fever. The French author Guy de Maupassant wrote a great story about that, The Inn.

I was saying this to someone the other day. I hate winter but I hate tornadoes, hurricanes and high humidity even more.

Welcome to Edmonton, none of that bad stuff, and the World’s largest, bear-free mall.

I live in Scotland.

It was notorious for severe winters but since l moved here 30 years ago, only 2 or 3 bad winters stick in my mind.

Just before Xmas, Glasgow was under 6 inches of snow. It lasted one day. The following day you’d never have known any snow had existed and that was it.

As l post this, it’s 6 degrees, the sun is shining and it looks like we’re in for an early Spring.

Amen!

Feel for ya, Pierre — we’ve been having Yukon-like weather: frigid but no snow.

Q: What borders on insanity?

A: Mexico and Canada

My relatives in Ireland own a pub. The current round of jokes start with, “There was this stupid American …” It seems that Moron jokes live on.

The only actual “stoopid conspiricy” was the “russian colusion” thing that was proven fake.

“No MAGA’s. Heaven!”

Happy anniversary! Today in 1992 – Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller was first published as a syndicate comic.

Pierre didn’t mention the government collapsing in on itself.

The great orange fake is the sort of neighbour, that will spoil an entire neighbourhood.

I want to be very clear. It was the Nazi loving car salesman who they worship who called MAGAts “ F ing ret&$ded”. I DID NOT say It and do not use such language.

I only agreed with it.

Welcome back Pierre

I’ll take earthquakes over hurricanes any day

Calling an idea a “Conspiracy Theories” is the last resort of an uninformed, uneducated, unread, TV-watching dolt with an IQ of 90. I have yet to meet a typical person who can actually define the word “conspiracy,” or “theory.”

You have it good up there, Pierre. Stay in Canada!

I hate those weather modification programs that stop me from enjoying my freedom.

Here we have none of that except, unfortunately, that last item.

I hope to see more of the Pierre of the North thread. Keep up the good work!

My favorite is/are the people that believe space aliens killed JFK.

Think the Yukon did have bad fire season along with Alberta & B.C. in 2024.

“Where you come from is gone, where you thought you were going to never was there, and where you are is no good unless you can get away from it. Where is there a place for you to be? No place.Nothing outside you can give you any place," Flannery O Conner

Coincidentally, I was woken at 4a today by a tornado warning.

The phrase “stoopid conspiracy theorists” implies there are conspircy theorists that aren’t stoopid. Naw, that can’t be right, conspiracy theorsts are always stupid.

Exactly how I perceive things at the moment stuck inside my house in freezing cold snowy upstate NY where at least I’m in a blue state and one generally free from volcanoes, earthquakes, tsunamis, firestorms or mudslides.

I wonder if he has an extra bed.

I lived in the Yukon for 32 years and find this incredibly, bang-on accurate. It’s funny because it’s true.

Here here!

here i sit in norfolk, va, recalling the last time i was blessed with each category, including the 7-foot-tall lizards running WDC.

I want to frame this.

Pierre: The sane ones down here hear you and understand. We are and nation in shame.

Same here in Ohio.

Pierre – can I move up there? Snow, ice and bears are easier to deal with than crazy billionaires firing people without knowing what they do and then scrambling to find and rehire them.

I’ve been missing Pierre.

64 right now here in Phoenix AZ, high 74. I am not gloating because in 4 months I’ll be cussing out the heat.

Pick your natural disaster, conspiracy theorists are everywhere. Yikes! Is that a jet contrail?

T’es correc en tabarnak Pierre!

“When you walk outside your house and you look up into the sky and see those chemtrails blazing away up there, we in the Illuminiti would just suggest that you relax … and breathe deeply.” (maybe just a bit too obscure)

Zut alors, indeed.

Thinking the same, except I’ll trade the snow for the sea.

Looks cold, take off eh! ;-)

Aside from my closest family members and a few other people, I don’t mind being a loner, especially as I get older and the world keeps changing. Change isn’t always good.

It’s only a conspiracy theory until it turns out to be true. It’s only a cult until it grows to be a world wide religion of oppression. It’s only a…..

Comme toujours, Pierre a raison.

Conspiracy theorists – long drawn out sigh.

Lossa chance, Pierre!

Life eez good here among the sodden snowdrifts that I have to move or see my car immured ’til spring. Could be worse.

MTG and her “Jewish Space Lasers.” If my people actually had space lasers, does she think she or DJT would still be alive?

oui

Counting one’s blessings should be a regular part of one’s day.

This is indeed the best place to be in this best of all possible worlds.

Zose are ze worst!

There are definitely good things about the frozen north!

Certainly looks all white to me.

Oh they definitely have earthquakes in Alaska or the Yukon. One of the biggest ever recorded was in Anchorage in the 1960s. If I remember right it was a 9.5 and it went on for minutes. Part of downtown was suddenly under the bay there and never seen again. One guy walked into the bank holding his mortgage, flipped them the house keys, and said, YOU find it.

Sometimes it is good to put things in perspective….

I am glad I live in Virginia, where that stuff almost never happens.