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One of the most contemptible days of Traitor Trumpâs presidency ( not counting his attempt to overthrow our democracy) was when he demanded that his Cabinet members kissed his azz in public.
âLike taking candy from a babyâ used to be an expression that intended to express contempt for someone who actually would do that.
Now, when someone steals money from children who have cancer, there is great admiration for and imitation of someone who actually did that as a way to get even more money.
Even more money because he was âreally, really, richâ at the time.
Magats believe he was really smart to have done that. Hardly anyone else would think of it.
I wonder how the âLaw and Orderâ people are playing out the idea that FBI agents are suing Trump because he attacked them. Oh, and the Fraternal Order of Police are already regretting endorsing the guy who pardoned riotous murderers
The guy doing the hopping there shows his loyalty to the puppet in the hopes of getting a secure job with him, that is, until the puppetâs master and his entourage of twenty-some year-old Treasury hackers decide to end his job while taking away his Social Security and emptying his bank account in the name of eliminating wasteful spending.
How are the true loyalists going to react to Trumpâs latest plan, to take over the Gaza strip and develop it into a new Riveria? After all of his endless campaigning to get us out of endless wars and killing. Does he think Gaza is just going to let him evict them, as he completes the process that Bibi has been pursuing for decades, to take by force everything the Palestinians owned? Feels like heâs using real estate development tactics as a political framework; devastate (as Bibi has done for him) the area economically (and kill tens of thousands of its citizens) and them snap it up a bargain basement values to turn a big profit. Gaza, Israel and the Middle-East are the most violently contested piece of desert in world history. Itâs not going to stop just because Trump wants to build hotels there. It will just drag us, once again, into a never-ending bloodbath.
The executive Power shall be vested in a President of the United States of America. (Article II, Section 1, Constitution of the United States of America.) A President can hardly be considered in charge of the Executive Branch if bureaucrats can ignore his policies (this hyperbolic and absurd cartoon notwithstanding).
if you all would have voted for Kamala, we would be talking about him. And in 4 years heâll be like 80 and wouldnât win anyhow. JD would have been maybe a better selection. Trump lite
Itâs a practical IQ-test. If youâre dumb enough to become a clown by a simple street sign you wonât be difficult to let go as soon as someone needs a goat to send in the desert with all the sins of the higher-ups.
Ratkin Premium Member about 1 month ago
If only it were that easy.
Quixotic1 about 1 month ago
Check your integrity and humanity at the door.Make snitching on your neighbors and co-workers great again!
Godfreydaniel about 1 month ago
One of the most contemptible days of Traitor Trumpâs presidency ( not counting his attempt to overthrow our democracy) was when he demanded that his Cabinet members kissed his azz in public.
Ubintold about 1 month ago
Why donât they make those signs in Spanish?
Godfreydaniel about 1 month ago
None of them MEANT it, of course, and Traitor Trump is far too legendarily stupid not to know this, but for patriots, it was sickening.
Godfreydaniel about 1 month ago
(Of course, now that Nazi saluting kleptocrat Muskrat is the president, we are even more sickenedâŠ..)
Superfrog about 1 month ago
This test will sort out the true believers when the weather turns nasty.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 1 month ago
Of course, if FOX News says so!
braindead Premium Member about 1 month ago
Oh, theyâre loyal:
âLike taking candy from a babyâ used to be an expression that intended to express contempt for someone who actually would do that.
Now, when someone steals money from children who have cancer, there is great admiration for and imitation of someone who actually did that as a way to get even more money.
Even more money because he was âreally, really, richâ at the time.
Magats believe he was really smart to have done that. Hardly anyone else would think of it.
boniface22 about 1 month ago
Many a true word âŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠâŠ..
MacII about 1 month ago
If the game here is âDonald saysâ, then I think he failed the test.
Ermine Notyours about 1 month ago
A few years ago I saw the John Waters movie Desperate Living. In that movie, the Queen declared Backwards Day, where everyone must walk backwards.
Ermine Notyours about 1 month ago
Heâll be arrested under the law, âSimon didnât say.â
PraiseofFolly about 1 month ago
Itâs good practice. The coming economic policies will soon cost consumers a leg ⊠an arm to be paid soon after. (â
phritzg Premium Member about 1 month ago
The Maggotmaster from MAGA-Lardo wants you to be down on your knees first, and then start hopping.
Differentname about 1 month ago
I wonder how the âLaw and Orderâ people are playing out the idea that FBI agents are suing Trump because he attacked them. Oh, and the Fraternal Order of Police are already regretting endorsing the guy who pardoned riotous murderers
Jml58 about 1 month ago
If there is a ministry of silly walks, there must also be a minister of silly walks. This is him.
uhohlol about 1 month ago
We will be the greatest banana republic in history and key movers in rapturization of earth!
Say What? Premium Member about 1 month ago
The guy doing the hopping there shows his loyalty to the puppet in the hopes of getting a secure job with him, that is, until the puppetâs master and his entourage of twenty-some year-old Treasury hackers decide to end his job while taking away his Social Security and emptying his bank account in the name of eliminating wasteful spending.
JoeStoppinghem Premium Member about 1 month ago
Well, 237 years was a good run for an experiment.
einarbt about 1 month ago
If the crazy could just be kept within the country that that voted for it âŠ
toondel5 Premium Member about 1 month ago
And use the other leg to kick someone weaker or less privileged than you.
jbordzol about 1 month ago
OMG, that is one for my refrigerator and my husband will hate it!
bbenoit about 1 month ago
How are the true loyalists going to react to Trumpâs latest plan, to take over the Gaza strip and develop it into a new Riveria? After all of his endless campaigning to get us out of endless wars and killing. Does he think Gaza is just going to let him evict them, as he completes the process that Bibi has been pursuing for decades, to take by force everything the Palestinians owned? Feels like heâs using real estate development tactics as a political framework; devastate (as Bibi has done for him) the area economically (and kill tens of thousands of its citizens) and them snap it up a bargain basement values to turn a big profit. Gaza, Israel and the Middle-East are the most violently contested piece of desert in world history. Itâs not going to stop just because Trump wants to build hotels there. It will just drag us, once again, into a never-ending bloodbath.
FredBurr about 1 month ago
The executive Power shall be vested in a President of the United States of America. (Article II, Section 1, Constitution of the United States of America.) A President can hardly be considered in charge of the Executive Branch if bureaucrats can ignore his policies (this hyperbolic and absurd cartoon notwithstanding).
Pickled Pete about 1 month ago
Are there any GOP reps and/or senators with a backbone?
sandpiper about 1 month ago
But wait!! Thereâs more!
laughseeker about 1 month ago
this is actually the reality of the mask mandates known for centuries to be ineffective! it was definitely only a loyalty test by democrats!
mindjob about 1 month ago
You also have to be really good at writing subpoenas and indictments; those are coming
Will E. Makeit Premium Member about 1 month ago
I thought Fauci retiredâŠ
LKrueger41 about 1 month ago
What is the word I am looking for? Hmmm â projection!
HOTLOTUS1 about 1 month ago
if you all would have voted for Kamala, we would be talking about him. And in 4 years heâll be like 80 and wouldnât win anyhow. JD would have been maybe a better selection. Trump lite
bennettbf about 1 month ago
Username checks out.
mousefumanchu Premium Member about 1 month ago
Ministry of Silly Walks is more fun.
lisaegray about 1 month ago
If Trump said to do it, and he is a Republican, heâll do it!
HA! about 1 month ago
Oh but yes, we will have a âmeritocracyâ. Although that seems to apply mostly to college admissions.
curtlyon19 Premium Member about 1 month ago
wow, a comic strip used as a political forum? surely thereâs better places for that
Geezer about 1 month ago
Isnât it time for GoComics to allow comments on all political cartoons again?
lnrokr55 about 1 month ago
Come back tomorrow ! ;-)
BeBadenov Premium Member about 1 month ago
In next block, it is groveling. After that, they are handing out knee pads.
62kathleenhicks about 1 month ago
To make âthingsâ correct a couple of political nobodies should give âusâ their $$ and learn how to REALLY live!
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] about 1 month ago
Trump couldnât hop on one leg if he tried
Sherlock007 Premium Member about 1 month ago
Or heâs entered the Ministry of Silly Walks Zone.
Tootsie Premium Member about 1 month ago
Good one, Wiley.
unfair.de about 1 month ago
Itâs a practical IQ-test. If youâre dumb enough to become a clown by a simple street sign you wonât be difficult to let go as soon as someone needs a goat to send in the desert with all the sins of the higher-ups.
eb110americana about 1 month ago
âWe want less government [for us]!â
The part they leave out is:
âMore government for you!â
keenanthelibrarian about 1 month ago
What happened to âLie back and let them walk all over youâ? That would work.
sisterea about 1 month ago
This is called a coup, there is no doubt about it and our actual âelected officialsâ donât seem to care
Lord King Wazmo Premium Member about 1 month ago
Anyone loyal to this nation knows better than to be loyal to this incredible doof.
[Unnamed Reader - e476da] about 1 month ago
braindead. How fitting.
Radish... about 1 month ago
Elon has your SSN and medical records.
Tonksquawk about 1 month ago
Perfect, Wiley! Thank you!