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It is official, Elly. You are gullible. You should know better – he is rushing you, insisting on a decision in few minutes and was clearly exaggerating about the benefits of the time share. You should recognize that all he is interested in is getting his commission.
Oh, I hope the Patterson’s heard that and now realize what a phony he is! I hope they’ll raise such a ruckus, that the police will be summoned and he’ll be arrested. And if not the Patterson’s, then someone else he swindled. Stay tuned, folks!
When sales-people come to my door and start with the old “How are you this beautiful day? Oh, I see you have a ”, I look at them with a blank expression and say “State your business.” It sets the tone for the remainder of the conversation – usually a short one.
Liar, liar, pants on fire. Don’t sign anything. A time share means you are tied to a specific destination at a specific time of the year. Not good if you like to travel to different places.
This is why I didn’t even last a year in car sales. Upon hire the dealership sent me to their corp. HQ to take a class on how to slam folks into a deal. After “graduating” I didn’t do anything they taught me. I then proceeded to break the company record for single day sales at 9 cars and then closed the dealership’s very first fleet sale to an electronics company. I then quit when I decided on which university I wanted to spend my G.I. Bill tuition on. If anything, the experience taught how to negotiate a major purchase and how important it is to treat people with respect.
Wow! Gullible is not the word. First sentence out of the guy’s mouth and would have made my exit. I thought of all sorts of things one should know before signing: financial security of the property; mortgages on the place; insurance; maintenance, who pays for what in the event of an Act of God, etc.
I think it’s relatable, especially when it first ran in the ’90’s. I would guess most of us who even stayed near a hotel by a beach was accosted by someone trying to sell you a time share. We did go to one in the Bahamas in 2010, but it wasn’t so high pressure. The one I went to in Hollywood, FL was crazy. My dad was living there & he told us to go to get the portable tape player (it was around 1982-uh- I’m so old!) so we did, got the player but not the time share. The guy was mad; why would I need a time share here if my dad lives here?!)
The naivete that the Pattersons have shown this week is pretty alarming. I think this salesman is too transparently sleazy for anyone to fall for him pitch in real life. But I do get that if the Pattersons had taken one look at him and said “Yeah, no,” we wouldn’t have a storyline for this week.
I had hoped that whatever adventure they got up to on this trip would be more interesting than sitting through a time share presentation. But apparently Lyn Johnston had an axe to grind.
I don’t remember this story line but all I can say is, Don’t Do It!!! There are people making good money right now extracting people from time share agreements.
Asharah about 11 hours ago
Liar, liar……
9thCapricorn about 11 hours ago
It is official, Elly. You are gullible. You should know better – he is rushing you, insisting on a decision in few minutes and was clearly exaggerating about the benefits of the time share. You should recognize that all he is interested in is getting his commission.
howtheduck about 11 hours ago
“It’s hard not to trust a guy whose mother’s name is Elly!!!” What?
Oh John. Is that really the excuse you are going to use to justify buying the timeshare? Do you think Elly will go along with that bizarre excuse?
snsurone76 about 11 hours ago
Oh, I hope the Patterson’s heard that and now realize what a phony he is! I hope they’ll raise such a ruckus, that the police will be summoned and he’ll be arrested. And if not the Patterson’s, then someone else he swindled. Stay tuned, folks!
Baarorso about 10 hours ago
They have ten minutes to decide on whether or not to invest several thousand dollars in a scheme that could be questionable?? Forget it!
Katsuro Premium Member about 10 hours ago
“Phyllis? Why did you say that name!?”
French Persons' Savvy Selection of Screaming Elly Premium Member about 10 hours ago
His mother’s name is actually “embarrassed that my son has turned into a complete scumbag“.
Argythree about 10 hours ago
Wow. What a sleaze…
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 10 hours ago
We thought the same thing about the guy who sold us our time share. Nice friendly guy. Ha, they go to school to learn that.
hagarthehorrible about 10 hours ago
He is lying through his teeth alright. Time to bolt.
Irish53 about 10 hours ago
They can’t be this gullible, can they?
bigger Nate about 9 hours ago
In a few years they’ll be helping a prince in Sudan cash his 100 million dollar check at their bank
jmworacle about 9 hours ago
These two can’t be that gullible.
stuart_olson about 9 hours ago
Buy the timeshare and you can never get out.
Tantor about 8 hours ago
This trick is as old as the world…
Macushlalondra about 7 hours ago
Oh for heaven’s sake! Just say no! $30,000 is a lot of money even for a dentist!
biglar about 7 hours ago
When sales-people come to my door and start with the old “How are you this beautiful day? Oh, I see you have a ”, I look at them with a blank expression and say “State your business.” It sets the tone for the remainder of the conversation – usually a short one.
bobpickett1 about 7 hours ago
does he have a white belt
Webby_dog about 6 hours ago
RUN!!!
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member about 5 hours ago
And is his father’s name Donald?
Foob about 5 hours ago
John’s not a very good dentist if he can’t judge Blair’s character by his teeth!
rshive about 5 hours ago
So much for being convincing.
'IndyMan' about 5 hours ago
Put ‘Blair’ to work in Minneapolis after a snow storm……‘cause he is great ’at shoveling’ and not just snow ! ! ! !
rebelstrike0 about 4 hours ago
Elly Phyllis?
USN1977 about 4 hours ago
Reminded me of Kurt Russell in Used Cars (funny movie!) where he meets various couples looking at cars
Navajo couple
Hello, Rudy Two Feathers. How are you?
Polish couple
Welcome, Rudy Polanski!
Irish couple
Ah, Rudy O’Halloran. Top o’ the morning to you!
fjc007 about 4 hours ago
There are entire law firms, dedicated to breaking timeshare leases. In most cases, it’s a total scam.
Diat60 about 4 hours ago
We need to remember that when this strip was first published timeshares were a new thing and people hadn’t learned to be wary.
DawnQuinn1 about 4 hours ago
He probably sells used cars as a side hustle.
ctolson about 4 hours ago
Blair – “And she has diarrhea of the mouth just like me, I mean she’s a sweet talker just like you.”
BJDucer about 4 hours ago
I thought John and Elly had more common sense than this.
baskate_2000 about 4 hours ago
It’s all bullsh*t — please don’t bite!
Chris about 3 hours ago
yep, all he is is a sales person whose lying through his teeth. :p
ladykat Premium Member about 3 hours ago
Liar, liar, pants on fire. Don’t sign anything. A time share means you are tied to a specific destination at a specific time of the year. Not good if you like to travel to different places.
rebroxanna about 2 hours ago
there is no way that they are going to fall for this, but I’m disappointed in them that they almost are.
NRHAWK Premium Member about 2 hours ago
This is why I didn’t even last a year in car sales. Upon hire the dealership sent me to their corp. HQ to take a class on how to slam folks into a deal. After “graduating” I didn’t do anything they taught me. I then proceeded to break the company record for single day sales at 9 cars and then closed the dealership’s very first fleet sale to an electronics company. I then quit when I decided on which university I wanted to spend my G.I. Bill tuition on. If anything, the experience taught how to negotiate a major purchase and how important it is to treat people with respect.
waynemadison about 2 hours ago
I can’t believe John is naive enough to call him “a nice, honest guy”!!
JudithStocker Premium Member about 2 hours ago
Just a perfect con-artist.
desertinutah1951 about 2 hours ago
Wow! Gullible is not the word. First sentence out of the guy’s mouth and would have made my exit. I thought of all sorts of things one should know before signing: financial security of the property; mortgages on the place; insurance; maintenance, who pays for what in the event of an Act of God, etc.
nananonie about 2 hours ago
Don’t buy into it
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] about 2 hours ago
His Mother’s name is Ma Barker
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] about 2 hours ago
Ah declare Rufus…look like this call for the shortcut
Spacetech about 2 hours ago
RUN…….
mindjob about 1 hour ago
Boy, is he a bad judge of character
Medtech4 about 1 hour ago
I think it’s relatable, especially when it first ran in the ’90’s. I would guess most of us who even stayed near a hotel by a beach was accosted by someone trying to sell you a time share. We did go to one in the Bahamas in 2010, but it wasn’t so high pressure. The one I went to in Hollywood, FL was crazy. My dad was living there & he told us to go to get the portable tape player (it was around 1982-uh- I’m so old!) so we did, got the player but not the time share. The guy was mad; why would I need a time share here if my dad lives here?!)
oakie9531 about 1 hour ago
ba dum tss
John Jorgensen 40 minutes ago
The naivete that the Pattersons have shown this week is pretty alarming. I think this salesman is too transparently sleazy for anyone to fall for him pitch in real life. But I do get that if the Pattersons had taken one look at him and said “Yeah, no,” we wouldn’t have a storyline for this week.
I had hoped that whatever adventure they got up to on this trip would be more interesting than sitting through a time share presentation. But apparently Lyn Johnston had an axe to grind.
hooglah 19 minutes ago
Slime is not restricted to just politics.
CeceliaWD Premium Member 12 minutes ago
I don’t remember this story line but all I can say is, Don’t Do It!!! There are people making good money right now extracting people from time share agreements.