Rat almost had it all figured out, don’t forget what Joe Black said, Death & Taxes, two of your best buds. Maybe Paypal will be there with you as well, & cousin Venmo.
Sorry, but unless you and your twin exited the womb simultaneously, you DID enter the world alone! In your case, either preceded or followed by your twin.
BasilBruce 9 months ago
To answer Pig’s question, Mikey likes it.
BE THIS GUY 9 months ago
I’m hoping the guy leaves the world alone.
DanielRyanMulligan1 9 months ago
Hey, “twin,” you were STILL “born” alone, as you had to exit your mommy by yourself, see? (ONE at a time…) Dan aka…
sirbadger 9 months ago
There are airplane crashes where you don’t leave alone.
cmxx 9 months ago
We’re all alone—together.
Johnny Q Premium Member 9 months ago
“You die in your own arms…”—Livia Soprano
Zykoic 9 months ago
At least your Mama was there, I hope.
Imagine 9 months ago
In my case it was me, myself and I.
iggyman 9 months ago
You solo into this world, and solo out!
iggyman 9 months ago
The truth Pig? Life’s a bear and then you die!
enigmamz 9 months ago
At least he’s not a Lannister.
Gent 9 months ago
Rats and pigs is almost always never borns alone.
Acworthless 9 months ago
“… my brother, and I call him ‘spare parts’.”
Dobby53 Premium Member 9 months ago
“We enter the world alone, we leave the world alone.”James Anthony Froude
WaitingMan 9 months ago
My father was a twin. My sister has twin sons. A cousin of mine has twin daughters. Somehow, the joy of having twins passed me by. Phew.
Ellis97 9 months ago
Rat and Pig didn’t come into this world alone. They probably came into the world with the rest of their respective litters.
Squoop 9 months ago
I had to outswim a whole bunch of other sperm but managed to make it to the egg before them. It’s survival of the fittest!
colddonkey 9 months ago
Worse yet I came in with a twin sister.
Count Olaf Premium Member 9 months ago
“Believe It of NOT!” ~ Ripley
Ignatz Premium Member 9 months ago
Your mom is there, too. And maybe there’ll be some folks around your deathbed.
kaycstamper 9 months ago
Blew that theory all to hell.
F-Flash 9 months ago
Rat almost had it all figured out, don’t forget what Joe Black said, Death & Taxes, two of your best buds. Maybe Paypal will be there with you as well, & cousin Venmo.
artegal 9 months ago
I’m sensing a double homicide in the offing.
johnschutt 9 months ago
The Westminster Shorter Catechism:
1. What is the chief end of man? Man’s chief end is to glorify God, and to enjoy Him forever.
DaBump Premium Member 9 months ago
I think I was a twin. Mom said she had pictures of me when I was two!
kittygatos 9 months ago
But you came out one at a time. Twins always make a point of one being a few minutes older….
delennwen 9 months ago
We will all go together when we go. . . https://www.youtube.Com/watch?v=frAEmhqdLFs
aerotica69 9 months ago
TANSTAAFL.
WCraft Premium Member 9 months ago
I hope to leave with an angel escorting me (not that I deserve it).
old_geek 9 months ago
The first of the twins born was alone for a while…
Unless they were like Jacob and Esau. Jacob was holding onto Esau’s heel at birth.
moondog42 Premium Member 9 months ago
We die alone / We die afraid / We live in terror / We’re naked and alone and the grave is the loneliest place
old_geek 9 months ago
Juan is the loneliest number…
Goat from PBS 9 months ago
Doesn’t everyone come into the world with their mother birthing them?
mousefumanchu Premium Member 9 months ago
Your momma was there.
[Unnamed Reader - 14b4ce] 9 months ago
Never tell Rat about the Dionne Quintuplets
petermerck 9 months ago
You enter the world naked and if all goes as planned you leave the same way.
zeexenon 9 months ago
How about, ‘That last breath is a real biτch?’
kittysquared Premium Member 9 months ago
I’m an identical twin. Identicals share a womb, fraternals do not. Literally began life from one another.
Imhungry 9 months ago
There is an old adage that says " Man is born with his fists clenched, desiring everything and he dies with his hands open desiring nothing".
bergerronald Premium Member 9 months ago
Someone likes Trampled by Turtles.
Well done.
christelisbetty 9 months ago
Rat unsure of himself ? The end is near.
John Jorgensen 9 months ago
Truly universal human experiences are maddeningly difficult to find.
Buoy 9 months ago
Leave it better than you found it. See behind walls. Draw closer. Find each other.
elgrecousa Premium Member 9 months ago
Actually, he and his twin didn’t go through their mother’s birth canal simultaneously, so there is twin no. 1 and twin no 2. Cheers.
Mbwebwe 9 months ago
Even twins come out one at a time.
AndrewSihler 9 months ago
Try: “Buy low, sell high”. A central truth if there ever was one.
smartman 9 months ago
The answer is “Life sucks and then you die. If you find anything that is legal and safe to do that makes it suck less while you’re here, do it.”
gigagrouch 9 months ago
We are born cold, wet, & naked.
After that, things get worse.
Aladar30 Premium Member 9 months ago
Great! No more privacy.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 9 months ago
Every rule has its exception.
LilPeruna 9 months ago
Sorry, but unless you and your twin exited the womb simultaneously, you DID enter the world alone! In your case, either preceded or followed by your twin.
goblue86 9 months ago
I disagree.
Mom was there, and for a few moments I was connected to her while I was breathing air and she was breathing air.
Sisyphos 9 months ago
eave the Deep Thinking to the pros, Rat. Philosophers need the work!
Swirls Before Pine 9 months ago
My mother was there.
janiceg Premium Member 9 months ago
Saving this to post on my shared birthday with my twin brother!