Ah, Cheers, 1982… Cliff Clavin : It’s a genetic quirk in the Clavin family that we all have two extra teeth. You see, that’s the only way that we can prove that we are the rightful heirs to the Russian throne.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Hello in there, Cliff. Tell me, what color is the sky in your world?
I had to go for my yearly this morning. A woman was brought in by a driver and then he took off. The poor woman was stuffed into an extra wide wheelchair, (and that was tight for her) and must of weighed well over 400-500 pounds! She thought she was there for dental!
After much talking to the intake person, it seems she was there for a cardiologist, but wait!!! It wasn’t even the hospital she was supposed to be at. They parked her to be able to look out, and when I left, she was still there! And behind something that she couldn’t see beyond!! I felt so sorry for her!
I thought to myself, I wouldn’t want to live a life like that. I would end my own life, the best way I could. Over pill myself.
I’m sorry, but I don’t believe in criticizing your partner on their looks, most especially if you are in the same boat! Opal is showing hypocrisy at its finest.
sirbadger 27 days ago
I’ll put my psychedelic glasses on, go outside, then tell you.
macky87 27 days ago
People are too used to looking at themselves from the front view in a mirror. The truth hides in the sideways view.
The dude from FL (not bragging) Premium Member 27 days ago
Anybody been to a Costco furniture store? Every chair seemed huge to me, I sat in one and I felt like a kid waiting for dad to come home
Kwen 27 days ago
A strip about some husband telling this to his wife wouldn’t even remotely be considered a joke.
jasonsnakelover 27 days ago
But do you know?
PraiseofFolly 27 days ago
There are no “abs” … just one Big Ab.
iggyman 27 days ago
Just a little too much air in the spare tire, Opal!
chuck_sa 27 days ago
Can you even imagine him saying this to Opal? And being able to walk away for the results.
Frankie5466 27 days ago
From where we’re looking Opal (the outside looking in) you’re at least as overweight as Earl!
phritzg Premium Member 27 days ago
Earl might have been better off with an answer like: “If I am overweight, it’s because your cooking is so good, Opal”.
markkahler52 27 days ago
Opal’s hips are as wide as her mouth
basspro 27 days ago
Opal is a beach.
juicebruce 27 days ago
Earl … Six pack no … Keg yes ;-)
WaitingMan 27 days ago
“The sky was yellow and the sun was blue.”
“Scarlet Begonias”, Grateful Dead
Frank Salem Premium Member 27 days ago
Ask Opal to stand next to you.
bigger Nate 27 days ago
Ask him the color of his shoes, bet he can’t
fuzzbucket Premium Member 27 days ago
So are you, Ms Chubby.
Darth Stevious 27 days ago
B*tch.
MacII 27 days ago
Ah, Cheers, 1982… Cliff Clavin : It’s a genetic quirk in the Clavin family that we all have two extra teeth. You see, that’s the only way that we can prove that we are the rightful heirs to the Russian throne.
Dr. Frasier Crane : Hello in there, Cliff. Tell me, what color is the sky in your world?
DawnQuinn1 27 days ago
Opal should not be one to criticize, considering HER shape…if round is a shape.
w16521 27 days ago
Now tell Opal she’s overweight too.
nansny 27 days ago
They both are just right for who they are. Nothing wrong with being comfortable in your own skin. It is a quality I admire.
ANIMAL 27 days ago
She might wanna go on a diet WITH him…… THERE, I said it.
Purplelady Premium Member 27 days ago
People ask me that all the time. I tell them, it depends on what day it is.
tremaine53 27 days ago
Are they arguing about who’s skinnier? Or about who’s fatter?
Angry Indeed Premium Member 27 days ago
This discussion reminds me about that old Alka Seltzer commercial – “No matter what shape your stomach is in..”
Daltongang Premium Member 27 days ago
Opal, you are no Christy Brinkley you know. FYI Christy Brinkley is 70 years old and definitely doesn’t look it.
mfrasca 27 days ago
“I see skies of blue and clouds of white. The bright blessed day. The dark sacred night, and I think to myself what a wonderful world.”
- Weiss / Thiele
McPurc 27 days ago
He should have said they are: “My love handles just for you hon.” Why is she always the so practical one?
razzledazzle295 27 days ago
Someone needs to focus on her girlish figure.
whelan_jj 27 days ago
I can’t be overweight. I can see my toes.
David Huie Green ForceIsAUsefulFiction 27 days ago
pink, of course
McPurc 27 days ago
He should have said they’re just my love handles. Why is she always the practical one?
elgrecousa Premium Member 27 days ago
I wonder what color the sky is in her world. Dark brown, I say.
MuddyUSA Premium Member 27 days ago
Pot bellies sometimes come with age…. only sometimes……..
eced52 27 days ago
Green
tammyspeakslife Premium Member 27 days ago
I know what I’m saying the next time my NM tries her BS
Escapee 27 days ago
Opal-you’re way too mean today
zeexenon 27 days ago
Finally, the brains are starting to doubt the efficacy of the BMI. Of course, they are morbidly obese U.S. scientists.
RabbitDad 27 days ago
Ha ha?
LeftCoastBoomer Premium Member 27 days ago
If you have to lean forward to see your shoes, you’re overweight.
crash3289 27 days ago
I had to go for my yearly this morning. A woman was brought in by a driver and then he took off. The poor woman was stuffed into an extra wide wheelchair, (and that was tight for her) and must of weighed well over 400-500 pounds! She thought she was there for dental!
After much talking to the intake person, it seems she was there for a cardiologist, but wait!!! It wasn’t even the hospital she was supposed to be at. They parked her to be able to look out, and when I left, she was still there! And behind something that she couldn’t see beyond!! I felt so sorry for her!
I thought to myself, I wouldn’t want to live a life like that. I would end my own life, the best way I could. Over pill myself.
Enoi 27 days ago
As my mom would say, “Well, THAT’S certainly the pot calling the kettle black!”
CleverHans Premium Member 27 days ago
Opal, when you get to be our age, nobody really cares. Break out the cookies and ice cream and leave the body dysmorphic disorder to the callow youth.
hk Premium Member 27 days ago
Sure glad I am married to a nice woman.
snowedin, now known as Missy's mom 27 days ago
She’s as hefty as he is!
Nicki's ZoMcYo 27 days ago
I’m sorry, but I don’t believe in criticizing your partner on their looks, most especially if you are in the same boat! Opal is showing hypocrisy at its finest.
MFRXIM Premium Member 27 days ago
The 4th panel applies to many situations these days.
Chris Sherlock 27 days ago
Inflation has victimized Earl and Opal.
CrazyLady Premium Member 27 days ago
Wow! Really Opal?! I wonder what color the sky is in her world? ;-)
Ukko wilko 27 days ago
Let she who is without fault cast the first excess weight comment.
carlsonbob 27 days ago
Opal is the pot calling the kettle black.
Moonkey Premium Member 27 days ago
Opal does all of the cooking. Earl can’t make a sandwich by himself.
Shonkin 26 days ago
Holy cow! She’s criticizing him for being overweight? Pot, meet kettle.
Jaythor 25 days ago
She better watch it. Those same eyes and same “world” think she is attractive. Better not wake him…