That’s really a foreign thought for Rat – He’s so self-centered, it is doubtful he knows what the inside of a subway really looks like except for photoshopped photos.
My youth pastor: “How much fudd could a fuddrucker ruck if a fuddrucker could ruck fudd? A fuddrucker would ruck all the fudd he could ruck if a fuddrucker could ruck fudd.”
BE THIS GUY over 4 years ago
Nobody is taking the subway right now.
Jacop✔️ over 4 years ago
I CAN! Wait…
iggyman over 4 years ago
Say toy boat fast 5 times!
epicatt2- over 4 years ago
Here’s an actual warm-up that radio and TV announcers use:
She stood on the balconyinexplicably mimicking him hiccupping,and amicably welcoming him home.
epicatt2- over 4 years ago
Also try saying this five time without stopping:
Red leather, yellow leather.
(That’s another announcer warm-up.)
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 4 years ago
I’ll take the bus in 1 hour . Could work ?
B UTTONS over 4 years ago
That’s really a foreign thought for Rat – He’s so self-centered, it is doubtful he knows what the inside of a subway really looks like except for photoshopped photos.
kaffekup over 4 years ago
Well, at least a few dozen, Rat.
Millions? Ha!
sirbadger over 4 years ago
What streets do your siblings live on? Main Main Main Main Main.
Imagine over 4 years ago
Mane name five times fast. There, said it.
Concretionist over 4 years ago
Say
Theophilis Fissle the successful thistle sifter thrust three thousand thistles thru the thick of his thumb.
See that thou thrust NOT three thousand thistles thru the thick of THY thumb.
Success to the successful thistle sifter!
as fast as you can.
Wilde Bill over 4 years ago
I wasn’t going to even try until I was sure that it wasn’t a setup to a Pastis pun.
Sherlock Watson over 4 years ago
I’m not the pheasant plucker or the pheasant plucker’s son, but I can pluck a lot of pheasants ’til the pheasant plucker comes.
Kaputnik over 4 years ago
The mane, in name, falls plainly with the rain.
Or something.
grdanielson Premium Member over 4 years ago
Then try “an enemy anemone.”
sergioandrade Premium Member over 4 years ago
Moses Supposes his toeses are roses but Moses supposes erroneously. Moses should knows his toeses aren’t roses as Moses supposes his toeses to be.
Jacop✔️ over 4 years ago
He makes a proper pot of coffee in a copper coffee pot
Caldonia over 4 years ago
Millions?
3hourtour Premium Member over 4 years ago
…Ha!..
…and to think it used to be those editorial cartoonists with all the power…
…now, we don’t even have editorials…
…how do you keep a Cartoonist in a car?…
Sanspareil over 4 years ago
Say “Iced ink” 3 times very fast!
robnvon over 4 years ago
Hey! Look left and then right…if you were in a freshman assembly, none near you voted for that bloated orange dilhole.
dlkrueger33 over 4 years ago
Try: Unique New York.
Chithing Premium Member over 4 years ago
I’m thinking that Rat and Rocket from Guardians of the Galaxy escaped from the same lab.
Ignatz Premium Member over 4 years ago
Sorry, Stephan, that one was easy.
“Peggy Babcock.” Ten times.
Breadboard over 4 years ago
Instead of “Hump” day tis “Tongue Twister” day ! Have fun kids ! … Croc Power !
theincrediblebulk over 4 years ago
No. No I can not. I can not say it twice fast, never mind 5 times.
chris_o42 over 4 years ago
Rubber baby buggy bumpers…
WaitingMan over 4 years ago
One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Imagine over 4 years ago
One smart fellow, he felt smart. Two smart fellows, they felt smart. Three smart fellows, they all felt smart. 3 x fast. Good luck.
YippiKiAyMofo over 4 years ago
Rubber baby buggy bumpers…
YippiKiAyMofo over 4 years ago
My favorite race horse: Hoof Hearted
johndifool over 4 years ago
Don’t forget “city shellfish” either, folks…
Markov Da Robot over 4 years ago
Wait, Rat’s trick DID work! That is literally exactly what I did.
dadoctah over 4 years ago
“I’m not a fig plucker, nor a fig plucker’s son, but I’ll pluck figs till the fig plucker comes.”
Ellis97 over 4 years ago
Mane name, mane name, mane name, mane name, mane name.
bookworm0812 over 4 years ago
I did it! That’s not difficult. Try Fifth Third five times fast.
The Fly Hunter over 4 years ago
Mane name in inane!
Reader over 4 years ago
As soon as Rat thought about them, Goat, be assured that he would abuse!
TimPrice Premium Member over 4 years ago
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!
eddie6192 over 4 years ago
I made it to 4, but then got tongue tied.
Donaldo Premium Member over 4 years ago
In Denmark we said: jeg plukker brugt frugt med en brugt frugtplukker
walstib Premium Member over 4 years ago
The name game. Chuck! Chuck, Chuck. Bo-buck, bo-na-na fannaFo-Fu……
tony_n_jen2003 over 4 years ago
Everybody on the subways are wearing masks.
ForbesField over 4 years ago
Okay, I admit that I did it right after reading the first panel. After the second panel, I felt used.
Jaime Jean M over 4 years ago
Fortunately I went on reading before trying it myself.
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 4 years ago
Again, Rat the jerk as a signpost on our ‘return to normalcy’.
Troglodyte over 4 years ago
What’s Rat’s main aim here?
bru5ce Premium Member over 4 years ago
“Toy Boat” is harder.
ramcharanr over 4 years ago
I miss the crocs.
cromwelljones53 over 4 years ago
Pastis is messing with my mind! ….and i like it.
hoffquotes2 over 4 years ago
Good thing he didn’t pick a word like prepare. That would have really spread the virus
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
The rain in Spain, stays mainly on the plain…..plane,
Brian Fink over 4 years ago
HA! Im in my private office!
zeexenon over 4 years ago
Thanks, now I’ve a Little Drummer Boy ear-worm.
willie_mctell over 4 years ago
I probably could but because Rat brought it up I think I’ll pass.
KEA over 4 years ago
grrrrr
ChessPirate over 4 years ago
She sells seashells by the seashore…
rvps Premium Member over 4 years ago
You win the day rat. You win the day.
Althea Webb Premium Member over 4 years ago
You b*stard, Rat!
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 4 years ago
“Mane name, mane name, doo doo de-doo-doo.
Mane name, mane name, doo doo doo doo…”
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 4 years ago
“I will not say a thing like that.
I will not say it with a Rat.
I will not say it with a Goat.
I will not thus abuse my throat."
—Pardon me, I believe I suffered a Seuss seizure.
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
What good are Comic Strip Powers if you don’t use them? Go for it, Rat!
Mane name….
redback over 4 years ago
say trump five times without puking (but don’t say it in front of a mirror in the dark or he might appear)
Ukko wilko over 4 years ago
Could we please stop with the Far Side promo pop ups already?
Another Take over 4 years ago
I wish I’d read the 2nd panel before falling into the trap…
Doctor Go over 4 years ago
I resisted.
mahnster over 4 years ago
Why not have them say “Lou Sir” or “Mo Lester” 5 times on the subway? That will get people looking!
knight1192a over 4 years ago
How many people just said “five times fast” once and laughed?
Mary Ellen over 4 years ago
I can! No one was around to hear it except my cats, though, and they’re unimpressed.
jbruins84341 over 4 years ago
That’s inane.
alliegator over 4 years ago
got me. sigh…
plaidley over 4 years ago
Oooooh evil Pastis!
grafdog over 4 years ago
My youth pastor: “How much fudd could a fuddrucker ruck if a fuddrucker could ruck fudd? A fuddrucker would ruck all the fudd he could ruck if a fuddrucker could ruck fudd.”
Gosh we loved that guy in high school.
Tom in WV over 4 years ago
And not one mention of “sheet slitter.” Well, until now.
rgcviper over 4 years ago
Personally, my favorite tongue twister is Grip Top Sock …
https://www.edgestudio.com/script/12699
dogget over 4 years ago
Every time Rat has the last word, I think of the theme song to “Beetlejuice”….
a nerdy trans girl over 3 years ago
i didnt do it so ha
All I Feel Is Pain (Everything Is Pain) over 3 years ago
Am I the only one who tried?
ibbysaeed123 almost 3 years ago
wow rat got smarts
Ultracus about 2 years ago
Who got got by that?
alantain 12 months ago
Ha! I can say antidish… antidissipl… antidisestablelish… forget it.