Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for January 26, 2022

This…is getting Good!

Gee-whiz Tiffany- menu with no calories count?

ell, obviously not completely obsessed since Kip spends lot of time knocking boots, of you know what I mean….

What’s next on Stefani’s complaint list? The menu items’ prices?

“One-Track Mind.” ✨

No calorie list??? Odd!

Guess it’s time for some girl talk. Maybe they will start to communicate instead of taking snide pot shots at each other.

So Tif will have Ox teach her how to speak football with Kip, for her master plan to steal him from Stef.

So, as you go through life, always remember this one important thing, young men of America:

Gals obsessed with things, GOOD.

Guys obsessed with things BAD.

Oh.

And she gets most of the closet space.

Why is everyone so one dimensional?

Takes one to know one.

Clueless cheerleader. Who’d of thunk it?

Love Stef’s filter…it must be hard to avoid all the awareness…

Whatever you want to order, it’s too many calories for a size -4. They don’t offer three grapes for a meal.

In my experience, stand alone restaurants are not required to list calorie counts, only chain restaurants with a certain number of locations.

A glass of water has zero calories!

What does she wear when she does laundry, or does she?

A menu without no calories count God help us all. Now Stef is you go to the Fuse app and find there menu you will find a calorie listing.

Tiffany’s getting a good look at what she could have become. Fortunately Ann Eiffel did Tiff a favor: Diverting Tiff’s Dad; Tiff’s subsequent weight gain; Tiff actually trying to learn stuff and handle a job…

Steffi likes to limit her caloric intake to nothing higher than her IQ. Two potato chips should do it.

She will still be wearing that outfit when she is 60.

Steffi is a caricature of a stereotype and either proud or clueless or both. The cheer uniform obsession is seriously a very sick trait. She does not appear to have many, if any, redeeming qualities.

Wouldn’t it be cool if Luann made an entrance, and Kip fell hard for her!?One can dream.

I bet if stef had it up to her, the ONLY thing she’d have ON her, is kip.

And given how much she tugs on her sweater and her cheer skirt, i wonder if she’s wearing any underwear at all.

Kip needs to get Ox back on the gridiron

If you have to ask, you can’t afford the calories.

I guess you will have a glass of water.

I wonder why Greg had Tiffany call Stef’s outfit a “sexy cheer outfit” when it doesn’t look the least but sexy. Back when Tiffany was wearing her cheerleading outfit all the time she did look sexy in it.. stef looks like a dork cosplayer in hers.

Tiffany looks sad.

What kind of a cheerleader wouldn’t be into football?

Stefani Bird has a hourglass figure? Tiffany has a normal figure.

why is Tiff suddenly looking chubby again?

I think Kip and Stef are perfect for each other. But it’s funny that Stef can’t see how much she resembles him, obsessed with her passion too. Maybe Tiffany will be able to show her that, even if Stef seems unable to understand the obvious

Steffi wants Kip to be obsessed with HER. Ain’t gonna happen!!

Talk about obsessed..

She wants Kip to be obsessed about her.

That Stef is one dense ditz.

“Sexy”?

Stef wears those racy and sexy outfits to attract all the guys. Plus, she’s never gonna get into that club if she wears something appropriate.

Steph could be Shannon’s role model.

The menu doesn’t contain any calories.

For having brown hair, Stef is more blonde stupid than Tiff as she totally missed Tiff’s jab about her only wardrobe choice.

Don’t eat the menu then

She’s not a cheerleader…she’s just drawn that way.

It’s a free show. She’s vapid, but good legs are a consolation..

Oh no….do I hear tinkling bells, and is that the smell of incense burning?

When speaking to narcissists, don’t include any words that can be construed as complimentary, or the real point of whatever you were saying will be entirely lost.

Tomorrow’s comic will have Bernice joining the cheer squad and complaining about every aspect of it.

Tiff forgets how obsessed she once was in her HS majorette outfit.

Glad Kip is interested in something other than her. Tiffany’s comment went right over her bow. Yep, good week….. waiting for Ox’s opportunity to meet and experience Steff’s insults. He doesn’t like bullies and she may show that side of her yet.

Whoosh! Right over her head, Tiff!

This storyline reminds me of an old adage: “for every woman who looks like that, there’s a man who’s tired of putting up with her $h|+”….

Be glad. Most restaurant dishes are more than your daily caloric intake should be!

Football is life!

Hey Stef best be taking care of Kip your investment if for some reason Kip doesn’t go Pro you just might or will have to rewrite your resume.

Violet: Who has cheerleaders at a track meet? What’s that all about? (from The Incredibles -2014)

Tiff should not have said it was a “sexy” cheerleader outfit. All Stefi heard was the word “sexy.”

Tiff should have said: “You never wear anything but the same old boring cheerleader outfit.”

A sexy outfit keeps Kip around.

And Tiffany goes flying into the fourth wall.

Live as a cheerleader, die as a cheerleader.

So full of herself she doesn’t see the insult

Oxford enters the transfer portal.

“Much of what interests others bores me. Some of what interests me may bore others — not that I care.”

Tiffany 2.0

Tiffany and Ox are both at work. Neither one has time to chat with customers like this.

Will Stereotype Girl ever explain why she only seems to have one outfit? I mean, if Evans didn’t want us to notice or care, then they shouldn’t have brought it up.

Colorado Omelette at IHOP—-2000 calories

Steff is shown to be clueless when her response to the put down by Tiff is “thanks”. First time she’s been drawn with eyes and a frown.

Tiff should bring Steffi an enormous banana split and dare her to eat it in a certain amount of time.

Steffi is so frustrated she’ll probably do it.

College/university cheerleader outfits are a lot sexier than hers.

It’s a contest to see which female is the most self-centered and conceited.

Dollars to donuts Steff only heard “sexy” and NOTHING else…

I recall Luann complaining to Tiffany that she (Tiffany) wore her cheerleader outfit to school even on days there was no cheer practice etc. Of course that had something to do with Aaron Hill.

you know…she’d have been a perfect match for B.D. ….a few decades ago. …if Boopsie hadn’t been around. …

Not completely obsessed. It has been made clear enough that he puts his “little friend” to work for him, from time to time.

Kip finally appears to be very happy.

“Of course not. Why scare the customers?”

One of the more modest cheer outfits.

It seems to me that Steffi didn’t have any problem with calories when Tiff took her to eat at the fancy restaurant.

Tiff may be my new fav character now hahaha!!!!

What 19-20 year old wears a bow in her hair like she is 4 years old? Steff’s daily get-up is just stupid. Cut it out, Evanses. Glad Tiff made the comment, even though it missed its mark.

Valid point, Tiffany! Stef needs a new wardrobe!

All I can hear is Steph sounding like Tiffany from “Daria”….Kip sounds more like Mack though, not Kevin

It’s a common neurosis.

Stef the Airhead completely fanned on that one! Score one for Tiffany….

Could it be?? Have we finally found a character more self-absorbed than Tiffany??

Won’t matter, Stef. Anything you eat will make that skintight cheer outfit explode!

I work OT. Therefore, I love calories. Energy.