“Hi! I saw this girl, dressed in a super hero costume, stabbing at a sign advertising your storage facility. I instantly thought.. Hey! I should store 4 pool tables with you! Can you take them??”
This arc has officially crossed over into Fantasy land!! LOL
Where is Tiff going to store 4 huge pool tables that each weigh a ton?
So are we to assume Bets had a change of heart, and now wants to help Tiff win the bet?
Yesterday Bets was frozen in thought. Today she’s doing something completely different. It might have been nice if Greg had explained what was going on.
It looks like Bets has indeed decided to take Gunther’s suggestion and join forces with Tiffany. So my questions from yesterday remain open: (1) what will they do about Stefani, and (2) who/what will throw a monkey wrench into the business plan? Re (2), to the previous list of possibilities (legal issues; neighbors; Tiff’s dad; burglars; partiers), we can now add a mishap involving pool tables and gravity.
(At this rate, a real warehouse would be advisable, though. Even mansions have limits.
According to my buddy, Google:
Nowadays, most real estate agents consider homes larger than 7,000 sq ft to be mansions whereas the average American warehousing unit is larger than 25,000 square feet. Only an estimated 35% of warehouses are smaller than this, and about half of the current existing warehouses are 50,001 square feet or larger.)
Doesn’t Tiffany realize she’s responsible for all this stuff? When is someone going to claim she is storing some expensive item of theirs that she isn’t?
Must be tough to be a Bets hater. Gun(ther) appealed to her better spirits, friendship, not competition, and she combines her schtick with Tiff’s placard, helpfully held up by Ox, really pepping up Tiff’s business. There is still the misdirection play waiting but this is evidence of what I say is the beneficial spirit of Luannverse, new characters get improved, for want of a better word. Oh and by the way Bets is drawn to be the hotter babe in Luann, in love with the nerd, and even listens to and admires him!! So hard for anti-Bets haters.
Bets DID listen to Gunther, and weighed his words carefully.
And Look! She’s helping her friend, Tiffany!
As the great Dionne Warwick once sang, ”THAT’S what friends are For!”
Good show Gunther. Now stay hidden. Because any minute the authorities are going to show up, and shut Tiff’s little “operation” down.
Somebody is liable to go to jail. So get ready to post bail, Gunth. And maybe (predictably) share some “blame.”
Hey.
When the dust settles from this fiasco, maybe the the four you can make a few bucks by starting the “Psychic Friends Network: The Next Generation,” or something.
Nice to see Bets decide to help Tiffany. Now I wonder, this is happening because Gunther was able to make her understand that they need to collaborate and help each other or that was Bets’ idea from the start? Gunther’s opinions are certainly important to Bets! Very nice to see Tiffany happy. Also, it’s interesting to know that she genuinely thinks Ox’s booty is sweet.
Brilliant start up, but, it’s too good. How does she organize her warehouse? Are all boxes and furniture easily accessible? Is there a list of items/boxes per each client? Pure boy lost 2lb of 24 carat gold in her storage. Class-action lawsuit against Tiff for missing items.
This is way past ridiculous. Look at that mixed-up pile of stuff Tiffany’s standing in. Isn’t she keeping the belongings separate?? Where is she going to put FOUR pool tables? Who’s going to move those tables?? And what’s going to happen when Tom (and Tom’s insurance company) finds out about this??
Every storage place I’ve known, you rent the space and you get the key. Is she giving all these people a key to the manse? If not, how will they access their stuff if the want to get it again? Is she on call 24/7?
Slate pool tables typically weight around 1,000 lbs, The top is usually 3 pieces of slate that need to be removed from the frame . The frame also has to be disassembled to move
When he was much younger, my uncle hinted that he wanted a small pool table for his birthday. He gave hints to too many people and wound up with three or four pool tables.
I stand corrected. Apparently, Bets does want to make it a horse race.
I still question Tiffs’s business model. Why would people want their stuff stored in “luxe”? I’d think they’d prefer security. Plus, four pool tables would almost take a whole garage.
Bets needs to be careful – waving a sword around in public can get you shot by the police! And here’s a thought – maybe it’s just as important for Bets to get away from Dez as it is for Tiffany to get rid of Stephanie.
It’s nice to see Bets using her unique costume and enthusiasm to help Tiffany’s business. Hope if Tiff finds out, she appreciates it. Wonder what problem will arise from this….always seems to be one…. :-)
“May I see your business license, ma’am?” Also, a call from the insurance company because home owners insurance doesn’t automatically cover a home-business.Also, the taxman cometh.
When this arc finally collapses, it will rival the universe’s “Big Bang” theory. It will Jack and Jill tumbling down the hill in epic proportions. And stand back Chicken Little, the sky really will be falling in the Luanniverse.
Ummm, and is Tiff keeping track of what is whose, so it can be returned to the proper owner? Is there an end date on the storage “contract”? Is her Dad saddled with people’s stuff in his “manse” indefinitely?Oh Tiff, so many things you probably haven’t thought through.Just run off with Ox when it all comes crashing down.
I know it’s a comic strip and that it’s supposed to be funny and silly, but this story has me wondering about Greg’s opinion of higher education. If Tiffany is using the business skills she learned in college, then their university is a total fail! I mean, how stupid can one girl get? I just hope the ending is as nonsensical as the story has been LOL!
“A manse is a clergy house inhabited by, or formerly inhabited by, a minister, usually used in the context of Presbyterian,Methodist,Baptist and other Christian traditions.” (Wikipedia)
Bets needs to be careful – waving a sword around in public can get you shot by the police!
First, as I’ve said above, all Bets needs to do is show the “sword” to the police, and they’ll see immediately that it isn’t real.
And second, as I also said above, I’m not seeing a “George Floyd”-type scenario happening. And I don’t think Greg would dare to put something that explosive in his strip. He wouldn’t want kids seeing such a scene in the strip.
As many people ask. How will your Dad feel about his mansion filled with other people’s stuff? And is there a possible zoning issue? This is a residential area. Honestly though, I hope those question don’t arise. I don’t want Tiffany to be dealt a setback. It would be nice if she just got a win.
While I am glad Bets has had an apparent transformation of her attitude to being “helpful” instead of “competitive”….. I am still worried and concerned that Tiffany is not thinking this through well at all….
1. Why would she want to store more people’s junk in her “Manse”? It just seems like it would be an annoying mess to deal with, even if it gives her a bit of extra cash. I would think all the dorm kids stuff would have been more than sufficient.
2. I still have a lingering worry that there will be a dangerous and very problematic break-in at the “Manse” due to the social media presence.
3. It just FEELS to me that even if there isn’t a robbery….. something about all this is going to go incredibly wrong somehow.
Agreed. In fact I don’t think there will be much to winding down this story at all. No one will win the bet, in fact the bet will go down the amnesia hole as so many Luann details do. Tiffany might mention her dad making her abandon the warehouse business and Gunther might tell Bets she’s great, but it will all be very anticlimactic.
Things are so frustrating, it’s time for a Rip Van Winkle/Bobby Ewing moment. A confused Tiffany goes to Dez who brews up an enchanted rain forest cocktail for Tiff who promptly falls asleep. When she wakes up an undetermined period of time later, everyone has changed, and Tiff can’t believe what she sees. Luann is carrying her new baby, Bernice has been married and divorced 3 times, Kip got a football contract , “discovered” Bets, and they moved off to Denver, Broken hearted Gunther was seduced by the rejected Stef and they rushed off to Las Vegas to get married.
Tiff is more Machiavellian that I imagined. Without doing anything, she’s now got Tiff shilling for her for free, apparently, and profiting mightily therefrom.
lvlax over 2 years ago
“Hi! I saw this girl, dressed in a super hero costume, stabbing at a sign advertising your storage facility. I instantly thought.. Hey! I should store 4 pool tables with you! Can you take them??”
This arc has officially crossed over into Fantasy land!! LOL
Where is Tiff going to store 4 huge pool tables that each weigh a ton?
So are we to assume Bets had a change of heart, and now wants to help Tiff win the bet?
alasko over 2 years ago
Did not see this coming. Good job Bets.
Namrepus over 2 years ago
Somebody’s shaking something.
Templo S.U.D. over 2 years ago
so what is Bets doing? she was supposed to be competing against Tiffany, not secretly working alongside
Tyge over 2 years ago
Bets and Ox! That would draw attention!
We haven’t been privy to the answer to Gunther’s question from yesterday.
Does Bets really want to lose? To room with Stefi?
Speaking of Stefi. How’s her dance camp going? Will she come back a changed woman?
beb01 over 2 years ago
Yesterday Bets was frozen in thought. Today she’s doing something completely different. It might have been nice if Greg had explained what was going on.
reedkomicks Premium Member over 2 years ago
Aww, now ain’t that sweet?
outonalimb over 2 years ago
It looks like Bets has indeed decided to take Gunther’s suggestion and join forces with Tiffany. So my questions from yesterday remain open: (1) what will they do about Stefani, and (2) who/what will throw a monkey wrench into the business plan? Re (2), to the previous list of possibilities (legal issues; neighbors; Tiff’s dad; burglars; partiers), we can now add a mishap involving pool tables and gravity.
reedkomicks Premium Member over 2 years ago
Looks like Greg has a box in there too!
Aussie65 over 2 years ago
she listened to Gunther
Ahuehuete over 2 years ago
Next scene: Tiff finds out she needs licenses, permits and insurance to run a storage business.
ACTIVIST1234 over 2 years ago
Hurrah, Bets listened to G-Man and is cooperating rather than competing. No more…talk to the hand.
kenhense over 2 years ago
When Dad comes home, Tiff might have to call that number to say, “Can you come get your pool tables by 5:00 PM tonight?”
David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace over 2 years ago
Two birds. One stone. Good job, Bets.
(At this rate, a real warehouse would be advisable, though. Even mansions have limits.
According to my buddy, Google:
Nowadays, most real estate agents consider homes larger than 7,000 sq ft to be mansions whereas the average American warehousing unit is larger than 25,000 square feet. Only an estimated 35% of warehouses are smaller than this, and about half of the current existing warehouses are 50,001 square feet or larger.)
kenhense over 2 years ago
Bets has tried to help Tiffany on several occasions. She has been a friend. And Tiffany tinkled her chimes to help Bets and Gunther reunite.
sallymargret over 2 years ago
Doesn’t Tiffany realize she’s responsible for all this stuff? When is someone going to claim she is storing some expensive item of theirs that she isn’t?
luann1212 over 2 years ago
Must be tough to be a Bets hater. Gun(ther) appealed to her better spirits, friendship, not competition, and she combines her schtick with Tiff’s placard, helpfully held up by Ox, really pepping up Tiff’s business. There is still the misdirection play waiting but this is evidence of what I say is the beneficial spirit of Luannverse, new characters get improved, for want of a better word. Oh and by the way Bets is drawn to be the hotter babe in Luann, in love with the nerd, and even listens to and admires him!! So hard for anti-Bets haters.
Mordock999 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Well now.
Bets DID listen to Gunther, and weighed his words carefully.
And Look! She’s helping her friend, Tiffany!
As the great Dionne Warwick once sang, ”THAT’S what friends are For!”
Good show Gunther. Now stay hidden. Because any minute the authorities are going to show up, and shut Tiff’s little “operation” down.
Somebody is liable to go to jail. So get ready to post bail, Gunth. And maybe (predictably) share some “blame.”
Hey.
When the dust settles from this fiasco, maybe the the four you can make a few bucks by starting the “Psychic Friends Network: The Next Generation,” or something.
(SNORT, ”Talk to the hand.”) ;-)
capricorn9th over 2 years ago
Good solution, Bets! You will your percentage!
hersheyjgm over 2 years ago
Has any consideration been given that some of this stuff might be stolen goods?
comic reader 22 over 2 years ago
Good thinking on Bets’ part! She can appease Gunther and help Tiffany, all of her fans will love it, and she’ll continue to make money.
ricknielsen55 over 2 years ago
I think I’m done with this strip.
Brdshtt Premium Member over 2 years ago
In the third panel, Ox was fortunate to get that Waremanse sign up as a shield before he got stabbed to death by Bet’s sword!
>>WHEW!<<
Aladar30 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Nice to see Bets decide to help Tiffany. Now I wonder, this is happening because Gunther was able to make her understand that they need to collaborate and help each other or that was Bets’ idea from the start? Gunther’s opinions are certainly important to Bets! Very nice to see Tiffany happy. Also, it’s interesting to know that she genuinely thinks Ox’s booty is sweet.
ricknielsen55 over 2 years ago
I’m out. This isn’t even funny anymore.
Susan00100 over 2 years ago
Next week: Tiff’s father returns, and can’t get into the house for all the junk “stored” there.
Bye-bye Maui!!
Rhetorical_Question over 2 years ago
Is Gunther still 19 years ago?
Johnnyrico over 2 years ago
Soon there will be junk sitting in the front yard..
Feye over 2 years ago
Brilliant start up, but, it’s too good. How does she organize her warehouse? Are all boxes and furniture easily accessible? Is there a list of items/boxes per each client? Pure boy lost 2lb of 24 carat gold in her storage. Class-action lawsuit against Tiff for missing items.
Troglodyte over 2 years ago
There does seem to be a whole lotta shakin’ goin’ on! :D
Ellis97 over 2 years ago
Did Tiff just say that Ox has a “sweet booty”?
sueb1863 over 2 years ago
This is way past ridiculous. Look at that mixed-up pile of stuff Tiffany’s standing in. Isn’t she keeping the belongings separate?? Where is she going to put FOUR pool tables? Who’s going to move those tables?? And what’s going to happen when Tom (and Tom’s insurance company) finds out about this??
Ignatz Premium Member over 2 years ago
Every storage place I’ve known, you rent the space and you get the key. Is she giving all these people a key to the manse? If not, how will they access their stuff if the want to get it again? Is she on call 24/7?
chris_o42 over 2 years ago
Oh Tiff, I hope you have all this junk properly catalogued and labeled. It looks like a confusing mess.
Gen.Flashman over 2 years ago
Slate pool tables typically weight around 1,000 lbs, The top is usually 3 pieces of slate that need to be removed from the frame . The frame also has to be disassembled to move
Free or Not? Premium Member over 2 years ago
Wait till your father hears about this.
BTW, does the profit margin in the contest include overhead? That is an EXPENSEIVE storage facility!
oakie817 over 2 years ago
and then next week, her father returns
kaycstamper over 2 years ago
And what if Daddy shows up?
Caldonia over 2 years ago
Hi, “Folks”! Gunther is gone today!
elliel203 over 2 years ago
Bets saw this as an opportunity to help a friend, and also gain new followers in the process. More important than winning a silly bet…
ctolson over 2 years ago
Somehow, this is not going to end well for Tiff. It will only reinforce her belief that bottom line, she is a failure.
Martin Booda over 2 years ago
When he was much younger, my uncle hinted that he wanted a small pool table for his birthday. He gave hints to too many people and wound up with three or four pool tables.
kaffekup over 2 years ago
I stand corrected. Apparently, Bets does want to make it a horse race.
I still question Tiffs’s business model. Why would people want their stuff stored in “luxe”? I’d think they’d prefer security. Plus, four pool tables would almost take a whole garage.
comic reader 22 over 2 years ago
Bets needs to be careful – waving a sword around in public can get you shot by the police! And here’s a thought – maybe it’s just as important for Bets to get away from Dez as it is for Tiffany to get rid of Stephanie.
waerdawg over 2 years ago
great example of being self-serving while helping others?
notbornyesterday over 2 years ago
This is way more than storing some things over the summer for a few college kids..way more.
Bill The Nuke over 2 years ago
Eventually dear old Dad will come home and things will get interesting.
YorkGirl Premium Member over 2 years ago
It’s nice to see Bets using her unique costume and enthusiasm to help Tiffany’s business. Hope if Tiff finds out, she appreciates it. Wonder what problem will arise from this….always seems to be one…. :-)
maritajan over 2 years ago
“May I see your business license, ma’am?” Also, a call from the insurance company because home owners insurance doesn’t automatically cover a home-business.Also, the taxman cometh.
Airman over 2 years ago
When this arc finally collapses, it will rival the universe’s “Big Bang” theory. It will Jack and Jill tumbling down the hill in epic proportions. And stand back Chicken Little, the sky really will be falling in the Luanniverse.
djhaywood Premium Member over 2 years ago
What is her dad going to say when he finds all this? Or when they get burglarized from sharing the address? Sigh.
D.E.N. over 2 years ago
So much crapp to go wrong; so little time for it to go wrong in. (I hope! Another week of this is gonna stink)!
Tenax over 2 years ago
So there’s hope for Bets?(and that Tiff doesn’t get fine for unpermitted biz, zoning violations, etc?)
Tenax over 2 years ago
Ummm, and is Tiff keeping track of what is whose, so it can be returned to the proper owner? Is there an end date on the storage “contract”? Is her Dad saddled with people’s stuff in his “manse” indefinitely?Oh Tiff, so many things you probably haven’t thought through.Just run off with Ox when it all comes crashing down.
Nick Danger over 2 years ago
The disorganized state of what’s already there means a disaster when people come to claim their stuff.
Joe1962 over 2 years ago
Bets why are you helping Tiff when you are in a competition with her.
pearlyqim over 2 years ago
Now when the burglars come they can steal everything she is storing, along with all her stuff! So, so stupid!
Zeno2099 over 2 years ago
That is nice. Tiffany has some kind friends.
Stregone39 over 2 years ago
Exceedingly Gracious
uncmark over 2 years ago
Fantasy Island? Any fans know from past strips that Tiffany;s Dad is obscenely wealthy and the Mansion has vast rooms where visitors get lost often
comic reader 22 over 2 years ago
I know it’s a comic strip and that it’s supposed to be funny and silly, but this story has me wondering about Greg’s opinion of higher education. If Tiffany is using the business skills she learned in college, then their university is a total fail! I mean, how stupid can one girl get? I just hope the ending is as nonsensical as the story has been LOL!
Jefano Premium Member over 2 years ago
Is Tiff’s dad supposed to be a clergyman?
“A manse is a clergy house inhabited by, or formerly inhabited by, a minister, usually used in the context of Presbyterian,Methodist,Baptist and other Christian traditions.” (Wikipedia)
locake over 2 years ago
Does Tiffany charge the same price for 4 pool tables as for one pet turtle? The caller did not ask the price for storage.
JPuzzleWhiz over 2 years ago
@comic reader 22: (your “Reply” button isn’t working)
Bets needs to be careful – waving a sword around in public can get you shot by the police!
First, as I’ve said above, all Bets needs to do is show the “sword” to the police, and they’ll see immediately that it isn’t real.
And second, as I also said above, I’m not seeing a “George Floyd”-type scenario happening. And I don’t think Greg would dare to put something that explosive in his strip. He wouldn’t want kids seeing such a scene in the strip.
Realimaginary1 Premium Member over 2 years ago
I sense there is a failure to communicate clearly and that there will be more buying than selling going on!
The Quiet One over 2 years ago
Uhh Tiff, are you getting in over your head. And does Daddy know about any of this?
paldec over 2 years ago
More like Ox could put them behind the secret door to the bowling alley in the attic. Hard to see Tiff getting them up there.
StackableContainers over 2 years ago
As many people ask. How will your Dad feel about his mansion filled with other people’s stuff? And is there a possible zoning issue? This is a residential area. Honestly though, I hope those question don’t arise. I don’t want Tiffany to be dealt a setback. It would be nice if she just got a win.
montylc2001 over 2 years ago
Four pool tables???? Those things are HEAVY.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 2 years ago
Ox ain’t no dummy. He has the right person doing the twerking!
Pipe Tobacco Premium Member over 2 years ago
While I am glad Bets has had an apparent transformation of her attitude to being “helpful” instead of “competitive”….. I am still worried and concerned that Tiffany is not thinking this through well at all….
1. Why would she want to store more people’s junk in her “Manse”? It just seems like it would be an annoying mess to deal with, even if it gives her a bit of extra cash. I would think all the dorm kids stuff would have been more than sufficient.
2. I still have a lingering worry that there will be a dangerous and very problematic break-in at the “Manse” due to the social media presence.
3. It just FEELS to me that even if there isn’t a robbery….. something about all this is going to go incredibly wrong somehow.
eladee AKA Wally over 2 years ago
Wow! Bets is helping Tiffany make lots more money.
rstanton836 over 2 years ago
I can’t help but think “What happens when daddy gets home?”
andrew.scharnhorst over 2 years ago
I’m curious to know what manner of storage/filing system Tiff has.
percheronhitch6 over 2 years ago
what’s Daddy going to think of this new side hustle?
reedkomicks Premium Member over 2 years ago
I honestly don’t think legal issues will be a part of the story.
comic reader 22 over 2 years ago
Agreed. In fact I don’t think there will be much to winding down this story at all. No one will win the bet, in fact the bet will go down the amnesia hole as so many Luann details do. Tiffany might mention her dad making her abandon the warehouse business and Gunther might tell Bets she’s great, but it will all be very anticlimactic.
Sisyphos over 2 years ago
Bets is teaming with Oxford for Tiffany’s benefit?!
Something is wrong with this picture.
Where’s the competition?
Airman over 2 years ago
Things are so frustrating, it’s time for a Rip Van Winkle/Bobby Ewing moment. A confused Tiffany goes to Dez who brews up an enchanted rain forest cocktail for Tiff who promptly falls asleep. When she wakes up an undetermined period of time later, everyone has changed, and Tiff can’t believe what she sees. Luann is carrying her new baby, Bernice has been married and divorced 3 times, Kip got a football contract , “discovered” Bets, and they moved off to Denver, Broken hearted Gunther was seduced by the rejected Stef and they rushed off to Las Vegas to get married.
Tyge over 2 years ago
And the number to call is 555-TIFF! Not BR-549.
Mayor Snorkum over 2 years ago
Tiff is more Machiavellian that I imagined. Without doing anything, she’s now got Tiff shilling for her for free, apparently, and profiting mightily therefrom.