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To escape the Earth after we ruin it and start over, on a planet with no water, no air, no food, no way plants can grow outdoors, and 2/3rds Earth’s gravity. No outdoor activities ever either….forever indoors or stuffed into a sealed suit. Enjoy your new life living in a permanent desert as a package of meat.
I once came up with an idea for a sci-fi story about a guy who puts himself into suspended animation, with the idea that when he wakes up 500 years from now people will have gotten their act together and the world will be a paradise.
Only when he does wake up, he finds out that all the decent and wise people have followed his example and had themselves frozen as well, leaving the world in the sole control of the selfish short-sighted jerks for 500 years, so they all wake to a world that’s worse than it would have been if they’d left things alone.
“It is true that we are weak and sick and ugly and quarrelsome, but if that is all we ever were we would millenniums ago have disappeared from the Earth.”
Mars is a good place to found a colony. As a stop towards mining the asteroid belt and the moons of the gas giants. Suspect will be a mix of domes and underground dwellings. Unless, the idea of using a tactical nuke to jump start the core is real.
Same thing happened when people left Europe for “religious freedom” in the New World. They brought all their old hatreds with them and wrote laws discriminating against all the people they didn’t like from the old country. (Which is why the Constitution separated church and state.)
There is abundant evidence to show that Mother Nature’s experiment with humans has been a complete and utter flop. True, there are many humans who show us what we can be at our best- the inventors of paper clips, triple-scoop ice cream cones and Jennifer Lopez come to mind. But can that relatively small handful of people redeem the rest of humanity?
I’ve never considered myself a “people person.” But I have revised my opinion. I can handle people as a whole, I suppose. It’s just certain individuals I can’t stand. 8>)
Had do you destroy the earth? It is a big rock circling the sun, we can’t destroy it, and we can only mess up the environment that supports life for us.
But seriously: if NASA listened to Roberta Bondar and buit a moon base for all the money that has been spent, and being spent, on this rickety revolving space station, we would be on Mars today.
You don’t have to like the answer, but you have to accept it. People do, have ruined everything. The ONLY solution that will save the species is the drastic reduction in the number of people on the planet. Sadly it is most likely too late. Science is not going to come up with some magical solution that lets us keep breeding.
Leaving the Earth because we’ve made it uninhabitable is the worst solution of all. If we can’t keep Earth, the planet on which we’ve EVOLVED, hospitable for human life, we’ve got no business exporting the product. If/when we get our act together here, we can maybe think about taking the show on the road. You don’t put together road companies for shows that flopped on Broadway.
in.amongst about 2 years ago
Yup, Danae – we do!
eastern.woods.metal about 2 years ago
YUP
eastern.woods.metal about 2 years ago
I panel 5 Danae realizes she is a people
wallylm about 2 years ago
Wait until he tells her how they can try to grow potatoes over there.
Enter.Name.Here about 2 years ago
To escape the Earth after we ruin it and start over, on a planet with no water, no air, no food, no way plants can grow outdoors, and 2/3rds Earth’s gravity. No outdoor activities ever either….forever indoors or stuffed into a sealed suit. Enjoy your new life living in a permanent desert as a package of meat.
SHIVA about 2 years ago
I agree w/Jeffrey. No matter where we go, we’ll take our trash with us!!
sandpiper about 2 years ago
S-o-o-o-o I’m guessing Danae’s next step is to somehow reduce the surplus population?
scote1379 Premium Member about 2 years ago
? What is at the bottom of a Dry ( Gravity ) Well ?
Bilan about 2 years ago
The problem with living on Mars is that there’s no manufacturing. You’ll be stuck with the same smartphone forever.
PraiseofFolly about 2 years ago
People are like pimples soon to pop.
bob666 about 2 years ago
The earth will expire on its own anyway, so we will still need to have other places to go. Although O’Neil tubes would be better than other planets.
dadoctah about 2 years ago
I once came up with an idea for a sci-fi story about a guy who puts himself into suspended animation, with the idea that when he wakes up 500 years from now people will have gotten their act together and the world will be a paradise.
Only when he does wake up, he finds out that all the decent and wise people have followed his example and had themselves frozen as well, leaving the world in the sole control of the selfish short-sighted jerks for 500 years, so they all wake to a world that’s worse than it would have been if they’d left things alone.
nosirrom about 2 years ago
If people do colonize Mars they’ll probably Musk it up.
diverbelle about 2 years ago
“We have met the enemy, and he is us…” POGO by Walt Kelly.
Count Olaf Premium Member about 2 years ago
People also cause people.
LawrenceS about 2 years ago
People and mosquitos. Mosquitos have killed more people than our wars have killed.
chiangfc about 2 years ago
With all the technology required to make Mars a viable livable habitat, we could just use that same technology to fix Earth issues.
unfair.de about 2 years ago
Be calm little Danae – it will soon end, we’re busily working on it.
cmxx about 2 years ago
Ain’t it the sad, sad truth!
ewaldoh about 2 years ago
May I quote Pogo again, “We have met the enemy; …
boydjb47 about 2 years ago
Water is cleaner, air is cleaner. The Earth is very resilient. We invent cleaner technology all the time.
pheets about 2 years ago
Still agreeing with Danae.
Greyhame about 2 years ago
“It is true that we are weak and sick and ugly and quarrelsome, but if that is all we ever were we would millenniums ago have disappeared from the Earth.”
John Steinbeck, American author
stringer831 about 2 years ago
“It’s the end of the world as we know it—-and I feel fine…”___R.E.M.
Redd Panda about 2 years ago
I have a list, of delightful people, who would do fine on Mars.
First up, a deluded old geezer with a fancy for red ties.
christelisbetty about 2 years ago
Nonsense ! Look who is leading the way. Musk and Bezos have nothing but the benefit of the whole of Humanity in mind. /S
Ishka Bibel about 2 years ago
The technological barriers to Mars travel are mind boggling.
Interventor12 about 2 years ago
Mars is a good place to found a colony. As a stop towards mining the asteroid belt and the moons of the gas giants. Suspect will be a mix of domes and underground dwellings. Unless, the idea of using a tactical nuke to jump start the core is real.
Can't Sleep about 2 years ago
Same thing happened when people left Europe for “religious freedom” in the New World. They brought all their old hatreds with them and wrote laws discriminating against all the people they didn’t like from the old country. (Which is why the Constitution separated church and state.)
Is like a melody Premium Member about 2 years ago
It’s like moving out to “the country” only to have subdivisions build up all around you.
monya_43 about 2 years ago
Wherever people go, there they are.
Aficionado about 2 years ago
As I have been saying for a very long time. Technology keeps improving, people do not.
NickelAlloy about 2 years ago
There is abundant evidence to show that Mother Nature’s experiment with humans has been a complete and utter flop. True, there are many humans who show us what we can be at our best- the inventors of paper clips, triple-scoop ice cream cones and Jennifer Lopez come to mind. But can that relatively small handful of people redeem the rest of humanity?
xSigoff Premium Member about 2 years ago
Yes you do.
poppacapsmokeblower about 2 years ago
Sigh. Just think if the Americas had been settled by just another couple of local tribes, rather than the money grubbers we have become.
Billy Yank about 2 years ago
That is the logical conclusion HAL reached in 2001 a Space Odyssey.
mindjob about 2 years ago
Mars would have to be neutral like Antartica so no one tries to hog the whole planet. Otherwise we would just repeat the same problems as Earth
Bookworm about 2 years ago
I’ve never considered myself a “people person.” But I have revised my opinion. I can handle people as a whole, I suppose. It’s just certain individuals I can’t stand. 8>)
198.23.5.11 about 2 years ago
Go away,I want to be alone——JON’NN JON’ZZ
paranormal about 2 years ago
And you’re one of those people!!!
johnschutt about 2 years ago
And the worldview that best explains this is…
mistercatworks about 2 years ago
Notice how many people are anxious to colonize the Antarctic? There you get free oxygen.
Mr.doom about 2 years ago
Had do you destroy the earth? It is a big rock circling the sun, we can’t destroy it, and we can only mess up the environment that supports life for us.
patrickab7 about 2 years ago
They really do.
KEA about 2 years ago
I don’t often agree with Danae, but she’s dead on this time.
1JennyJenkins about 2 years ago
But seriously: if NASA listened to Roberta Bondar and buit a moon base for all the money that has been spent, and being spent, on this rickety revolving space station, we would be on Mars today.
Richard S Russell Premium Member about 2 years ago
Leave the planet when it becomes uninhabitable? That’s being proposed as a real “solution”?
“When you’re outdoors and it starts raining, what do you do?”
“Run under a tree for shelter.”
“What happens when the water starts dripping thru the leaves?”
“Run under another tree.”
Does nobody see the logical flaw here?
Drgnslr Premium Member about 2 years ago
I kind of like all the conveniences we have. Anyone seen “Naked and Afraid”?
T... about 2 years ago
Overpopulation strikes its ugly head…
willie_mctell about 2 years ago
My catch phrase has recently become “forking humans.”
viniragu about 2 years ago
Well, the WEF has all the answers !!!!!
tee929 about 2 years ago
There are a lot of answers, it is just finding the right question!
leemorse9777 about 2 years ago
You don’t have to like the answer, but you have to accept it. People do, have ruined everything. The ONLY solution that will save the species is the drastic reduction in the number of people on the planet. Sadly it is most likely too late. Science is not going to come up with some magical solution that lets us keep breeding.
fritzoid Premium Member about 2 years ago
Leaving the Earth because we’ve made it uninhabitable is the worst solution of all. If we can’t keep Earth, the planet on which we’ve EVOLVED, hospitable for human life, we’ve got no business exporting the product. If/when we get our act together here, we can maybe think about taking the show on the road. You don’t put together road companies for shows that flopped on Broadway.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] about 2 years ago
Mars isn’t livable without pressure suits and bring your own water, heat, food, and air.
Stay here and fix our own self trashed world first.
[Unnamed Reader - e476da] about 2 years ago
The earth is not a goner as media would have you believe. Such arrogance.
bakana about 2 years ago
Hasn’t Danae heard her theme song yet?
The First Thing You Know
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPzfSmdVMxU
wiatr about 2 years ago
That last panel sure is the truth.
DaBump Premium Member about 2 years ago
One of the great paradoxes of life.
lindz.coop Premium Member about 2 years ago
Truer words were never spoken.
Birdman47 about 2 years ago
Yep! People as a whole cause our biggest problems.