Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 07, 2024

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    BE THIS GUY  10 months ago

    Discouraging people not to vote can be an effective strategy.

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    BasilBruce  10 months ago

    And that’s why no one has heard of an honest politician.

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    DanielRyanMulligan1  10 months ago

    And the truth shall set you free…or trap you, I always forget which…Dan aka…

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    Ratkin Premium Member 10 months ago

    Ironically those PACs are called super

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    Asharah  10 months ago

    At least he’s honest about it.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 10 months ago

    Corporations are people. Free spending is free speech. The Subprime Court said so in Citizens United, so it must be true.

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    Bilan  10 months ago

    And we now finally have a Super PAC Rat.

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    ronaldspence  10 months ago

    enter poor leave rich…

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    minty_Joe  10 months ago

    I’ve already got my presidential candidate picked for Election Day. We’ll just have to see what happens afterwards.

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    Sanspareil  10 months ago

    Rat’s predicament is sad but Soooooo true!

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    priyansh.jeziel  10 months ago

    You have to admit, he hit the nail on the head by admitting how “representative democracy” really works.

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    hariseldon59  10 months ago

    Living in a Ratocracy.

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    Keno21  10 months ago

    Let us face it; if voting actually changed anything, it would be illegal.

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    enigmamz  10 months ago

    “Know your role and shut your mouth!”

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    Cornelius Noodleman  10 months ago

    Blue cups!

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    cracker65  10 months ago

    Slavery never ended.

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    Zykoic  10 months ago

    True but so very sad…….

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    tonypezzano  10 months ago

    He did.

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    orinoco womble  10 months ago

    Tis true, tis pity—and pity tis, tis true. (Shakespeare)

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    shanen0  10 months ago

    Freedom is so annoying. You have to work at it. Stuff like learning what your options are and thinking about what the best decision is.

    About 30% of most populations are “authoritarian followers”. Those are the hard-core who always want to be told what to do and what to think. Usually they aren’t going in the same direction, but sometimes they find a leader, and there are always a few wannabe dictators running for that job. When they do get moving the same way, then it gets dangerous because they can put pressure on the “soft” followers who can be sucked or pressured into joining the mob and the entire country can go down the toilet. Many historical examples, so pick your favorite.

    And try not to weep for the future of America. Happy new year? Not so much.

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    Purple People Eater  10 months ago

    An honest politician? When did that last happen?

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    Ellis97  10 months ago

    Running for office is the perfect ambition for someone like Rat.

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    markkahler52  10 months ago

    Rat, you’re off the ticket in Colorado and Maine (so far)

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    phritzg Premium Member 10 months ago

    Super Pacs remind me of the rent-to-own industry’s customers. They make periodic payments to politicians to get the use of them, and eventually they own them.

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    TampaFanatic1  10 months ago

    Good one Pastis!

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  10 months ago

    It has not been a democracy for quite some time.

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    Squoop  10 months ago

    Gotta give him points for honesty.

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    jbmlaw01  10 months ago

    I never vote for anyone. I vote against the stupider policies. Generally an easy choice.

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    Egrayjames  10 months ago

    It only hurts when I vote!

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    aerotica69  10 months ago

    The pols have started early this season – I have already ignored seven “spam risk” calls.

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    Hamady Sack Premium Member 10 months ago

    All hail the ruling class.

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    diskus Premium Member 10 months ago

    Free speech is very pricey

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    Anters55  10 months ago

    Small but important technical difference: we live in a Constitutional Republic – not a democracy.

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    MS72  10 months ago

    Lots don’t vote. In 2016, Donald J. Trump won the Electoral College with 304 votes compared to 227 votes for Hillary Clinton. It’s not the fault of the E.C.

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    KageKat  10 months ago

    I fully expected the guy to stuff Rat into his hat.

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    Ignatz Premium Member 10 months ago

    The Supreme Court made bribery legal. What could go wrong?

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    NaGrom Premium Member 10 months ago

    Give people the right not to vote and they’ll take it.

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    DaBump Premium Member 10 months ago

    Theoretically, no one rich group is going to be successful putting up a candidate who will secretly work to support some agenda of theirs which doesn’t match a large number of average (poor and not rich) citizens. The super-PACS are generally pretty open about what they are pushing for. Part of the problem was politicians making a career out of it for the love of money and/or power. The big problem we have today is that we don’t have the same basis for deciding what’s good and what’s evil anymore.

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    harbormoon  10 months ago

    Never has a comic strip more accurately reflected the reality of American politics

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    jtburgess Premium Member 10 months ago

    Sad to say, but I think Rat got it right.

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    sams1960 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Nailed it!

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    asmbeers  10 months ago

    The USA is a Republic. it was never formed as a Democracy. Free States and the 10th Amendment are not allowed in a Democracy. And no, it is not immaterial, but the exact opposite. Steve should have paid attention is school.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 10 months ago

    Rat had The Count’s vote at the first panel and sealed the deal with the last. Bonus points for not needing to be led offstage by his wife or caught from wandering off from the airplane by some guy in a uniform.

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    rossevrymn  10 months ago

    I cannot see how anyone could see a single remnant of politics in this piece……….Pearls Before Swine Politics Police?:

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    Gerard Cannie Premium Member 10 months ago

    This certainly reflects my feelings about the current election cycle. All the politicians have great plans to help everyone but me. Of course, my taxes will have to go up to pay for it.

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    Dom999  10 months ago

    senators don’t represent people, they represent states. the house members represent people, well, supposedly they do.

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    Goat from PBS  10 months ago

    I don’t want to do my part in… politicians.

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    PoodleGroomer  10 months ago

    Election campaigns no longer represent the populace. We need to tax lobbyists $34 trillion to pay off the national debt.

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    ajr58(1)  10 months ago

    Just decide to run in a different district than you currently represent <Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beatle…..>

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    xSigoff Premium Member 10 months ago

    Again: we don’t live in a Democracy; it is a Representative Republic. Greece tried Democracy all those centuries ago, and it failed miserably. Since then no one has tried it. We call it Democracy but that is just for PR.

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    Spence12 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Democracy is majority rule which the US DOES NOT HAVE. If majority ruled, our entire country would be ruled by the will of L.A. and a few other major Democrat-governed cities. The votes of millions across the “fly-over” country would useless. So we have a representative republic, like xSigoff said above. We gotta stop allowing the media to claim it’s all majority rule. If that were true, Hillary would’ve been president and maybe Al Gore before her. But they weren’t.

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    syzygy47  10 months ago

    It reads as if Rat has encountered the L’il Abner “bald Iggle”, a bird who’s gaze compels people to tell the truth and ended up having the politicians having them killed or deported, I forget. Need to crack open my Frazetta hardcover.

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    CaveCat87  10 months ago

    Rat, what you’re doing is the opposite of democracy.

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    RobinHood  10 months ago

    Telling the truth is not appreciated that much now.

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    Zebrastripes  10 months ago

    Crooked, evil, lies

    VOTE THE GARBAGE O. U. T. !

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  10 months ago

    Why truth in advertising laws need to be applied to political campaigns. Also, we need to seriously reconsider campaign donations as speech..

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    kwstorer  10 months ago

    This sums it up perfectly on all politicians.

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    ladykat  10 months ago

    You talked too much, Rat.

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    kevinclark  10 months ago

    Rat would make a terrible senator. And regardless of who gives who money, everyone still gets to vote. They can elect whoever they want. Mike Bloomberg had by far the most money in 2020 and his campaign went nowhere.

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    dadlivonia  10 months ago

    Honesty in politicians?? A sign of the apocalypse

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    Dapperdan61  Premium Member 10 months ago

    Rats first mistake was being honest. He needs to learn to lie like every other politician

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    apoch003  10 months ago

    I really hated when Reagan admin allowed lobbying etc. in government. Or that no one is stopping the congressional insider trading that Pelosi is so easily getting away with.

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    mindjob  10 months ago

    Wearing a flag hat just hides how you really feel

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    wellis1947 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Seeing “politics” laid out so barely makes me almost wish for more in the line of Trump’s blatant narcissism and self-aggrandizement and his complete disregard for anyone other than himself – almost.

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    It's Not Easy Bein' Me  10 months ago

    Old Joe never met a war or a defense contractor he didn’t like!

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    cupertino jay  10 months ago

    maany years ago i did a precinct GetOutTheVote thing, discovering it’s hard

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    zeexenon  10 months ago

    Mr. Good Citizen must be living the life of Riley in our Trickle-Down Economy.

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    RonnieAThompson Premium Member 10 months ago

    TFG loves power, too. And money.

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    hooglah  10 months ago

    If only politicians told the truth.

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    JPuzzleWhiz  10 months ago

    “Some people just don’t want to do their part in a democracy.”

    They’re called “Trumpers”!

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    Kurtass Premium Member 10 months ago

    Hi, I’m a Supreme Court Justice and I need funds to live a lavish lifestyle…..

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    smalleychris880  10 months ago

    at least someone got it right !

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member 10 months ago

    Is Rat a RAT-publican or a Demo-RAT?!?

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    Honda0203 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Lets address the incorrect statement said “DEMOCRACY”. The United States is a constitutional republic. People who relish power want you to believe its a democracy, which is always failed socialism!! In a “democracy” they don’t care if you vote either way.

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    elgrecousa Premium Member 10 months ago

    A good cartoon strip is based on some kind of surprise. This one hits you over the head with an 8×64.

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    _lounger_  10 months ago

    way too much information, Rat

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    Beowulf 406 Premium Member 10 months ago

    Truth isn’t funny. Where’s the gag.

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    sisterea  10 months ago

    In the house of representatives there are only about 30 seats that are not foregone conclusions for one party or the other because of gerrymandering. In the 2022 election my state of NC voted from fairly drawn maps for the first time in decades and it was a 7 7 split reflecting the politics of the state. Republicans with a super majority in the legislature and on the court have once again gerrymandered the maps this year it will likely be 11-3. This is not representation when people pick their voters they absolutely owe them nothing and treat them accordingly.

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    John Jorgensen  10 months ago

    Makes you wonder if the right has been deliberately making participatory democracy as unattractive as possible so we won’t mind when they destroy it altogether.

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    eladee AKA Wally  10 months ago

    Is it any wonder why they don’t?

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    AndrewSihler  10 months ago

    Strange. What man could resist such blandishments?

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    eddi-TBH  10 months ago

    Does winning with 55% of the popular vote count as a landslide if only 10% of the voters actually cast ballots?

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    morgankhat  10 months ago

    Geez, they can’t be any worse than the Dumbocrats.

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    Solarist  10 months ago

    We’re not a democracy.

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    ericandjan1  10 months ago

    The problem with our nation’s politics in one cartoon!

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    ira.crank  10 months ago

    I knew the word “democracy” would bring out the constitutional experts. If you substitute it with “republic”, the comic still gets its point across.

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    dogday Premium Member 10 months ago

    And that is the best 21st century civics lesson you’re likely ever to get.

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    Cathy P.  10 months ago

    U.S.A. Is not s democracy. We are a Constitutional Republic. There is a huge difference!

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    Sisyphos  10 months ago

    Rat’s problem is that he’s trying to be a politician and to tell the truth at the same time. That does not work!

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    alantain  9 months ago

    Is going from president to senator something of a demotion?

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