Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for June 05, 2024

Oh. This could get interesting!

Sophie needs a Special Delivery, courtesy of Postman Gutter, not a misguided cat rescuer. Another reason to microchip!

Oh, no….

OK, but we know Sophie is microchipped, because there’s no way that her Woman, a vet tech, would not microchip her not-safe-to-be-outdoors cat. The question is, will these humans, if they successfully pick Sophie up, think to check that?

OK, we know Sophie has a chip. Please tell me those concerned folks, if they can successfully try to “save” Sophie, will check the chip!

I can’t stand the suspense.

OH. MY. CAT…NOOOOOOOOO! i’ve got to hand it to Georgia, she always has the most unexpected plot twists.

at least Sophie is thinking logically!

Sophie, it is no use hoping for help from imaginary beings. Pan might help, though.

Oh dear. I’m afraid Sophie will be having an adventure not of her choosing.

That’s right, don’t think to try the house she’s right outside…

Hmmmm. Knowing that People characters are often based on real people, I wonder who these characters are drawn from. But surely that kind of background information this early would be spoilers!

I hope she’s chipped. It’s cheap to ensure the pets get back home.

How will we ever sleep tonight? Sophie’s people probably won’t discover that she’s missing until dawn at the earliest.

This is not the plot twist I was hoping for.

It’s Geraldo.

Noooo!

Run, Sophie, RUN!

This is painful to watch for someone who has had a pet disappear. I was hoping g for a romance

I’m thinking if Sophie is anything like Trouble, her “feral” instincts will kick in and she’ll run for it. If any “stranger” dares approach Trouble, he runs 100 miles/hr up to our third floor bedroom and hides under the bed (alongside the ghost of his dear sister Mischief, whose paws I can feel on my feet at night, no doubt).

Unexpected, plot twist! Ow! My hip!

Cue the crazy Cat lady theme music:

There’s an old lady down on Maple Street, Got a heart of gold and two fast feet. She’s on a mission every single day, To rescue cats, come what may.

Pre-Chorus:She’s got a bag full of treats and a smile so wide, Hunting for felines far and wide. No alley, no corner, no tree too high, She’s the kitty queen, she’s the apple of their eye.

Chorus:Oh, Crazy Cat Lady, can’t you see? Not every kitty’s wild and free. Picking up pets left and right, Their owners chasing, it’s quite a sight!

Verse 2:She found a tabby in the neighbor’s yard, Said, “Oh dear, this must be hard.” Put it in her cart, and off she went, Not knowing it was Mrs. Clark’s best friend.

Pre-Chorus:Her house is bursting, it’s a kitty parade, Furry little faces in every shade. From tuxedos to calicos, a rainbow of fur, In her eyes, they all belong to her.

Chorus:Oh, Crazy Cat Lady, can’t you see? Not every kitty’s wild and free. Picking up pets left and right, Their owners chasing, it’s quite a sight!

Bridge:One day she saw a tiger at the zoo, Thought, “Another stray, what can I do?” Climbed the fence with a meow so sweet, But the tiger’s roar knocked her off her feet.

Chorus:Oh, Crazy Cat Lady, can’t you see? Not every kitty’s wild and free. Picking up pets left and right, Their owners chasing, it’s quite a sight!

Outro:So if you’re a kitty in her path, beware, She’ll scoop you up with tender care. But Crazy Cat Lady, let’s get it straight, Not every kitty needs a new home gate.

Chorus:Oh, Crazy Cat Lady, can’t you see? Not every kitty’s wild and free. Picking up pets left and right, Their owners chasing, it’s quite a sight!

Why would anyone with a grain of sense think a cat wearing a dress is " all alone in the world"?

Let’s spare a grateful thought for the kindness of strangers and good intentions and the existence of micro chips. All will eventually be well but probably several more plot twists down the road.

Uh ohs. Not tells me there gonna be catnapping now.

It also went very quickly – too quickly – from napping in a sunny window to night time for Sophie’s woman to not already have found her

Oh no!

NO!!!

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

Puckmosis: While things are a bit confused in the present day story, Kitty Katz is presenting an encore story line in honor of her great-nephew, who is called John for online purposes. Not sure if she mentioned he and his mom and dad live in Japan.

She’s not alone in the world!

Oh, come on. She’s in a yard. What kind of person would “rescue” her from a yard without at least ringing the bell and seeing if she’s theirs?

OT: Breaking Chaos News (repost from yesterday evening)

Hopefully these people are the sort who will go to all lengths to reunite Sophie with her People. I enjoy the nod to the Mail Carrier.

Please take her to be scanned for a chip. Please, please, please please…

Wouldn’t Sophie have a collar? I’m not a pet owner, so I’m perhaps incorrectly assuming all pets have name and flea collars.

My first reaction was at least Sophie believes there is a mailman that would help her. I hate long arcs like this. It makes me nervous.

Boz Scaggs, Rita Coolidge, and others: We’re All Alone

Outside the tale begins

We do not know the end

But worry not

We know that

Our friend is always in safe hands

No matter what, no matter what

…….

May be a bumpy ride, but

We’re all on Sophie’s side

Even though there may be

Unexpected turns,

Never forget now,

She’s not alone, she’s not alone

…….

Here’s the story, through the light

It will all be alright

Here it is, it has all begun,

We don’t know how it ends,

But it will all end well!

…….

A story to be told

As it now does unfold

There will be times of great suspense

But we are on her side,

She’s not alone, she’s not alone

…….

Here’s the story, through the light

It will all be alright

Here it is, it has all begun,

We don’t know how it ends,

But it will all end well!

OT news on a comic no longer on GC

[GASP] A (well-intended) cat-napping!

hope she has a microchip.

Well, this is a very worrisome plot twist and not at all the romance we were all imagining.

Also, the driver looks vaguely familiar. Do we know these people?

Hope she has a name tag with the Woman’s phone number or is micro-chipped

I think this is exactly what happened with Shadow. He was known to roam the neighborhood freely. He often visited the TNR colony next door. He was fixed, microchipped, and had a silver reflective collar. I had to keep buying new ones because he’d slip right out of them.

When I was putting up signs with his picture all around the neighborhood, a kid who seemed to be from the local community college came up and said quietly “somebody’s got him.” He said a lot of elderly people on those little side streets took in strays and mistaken-for-strays. When I went to the local pet supply place to put up my signs, a couple of women came in and told me the same thing. I did go door-to-door on those streets. Many people said they had seen him, but nobody had him.

The TNR guy had recognized and approached him in his yard but he ran away. I had suspected him of having a second home for some time, and he had had some serious fights with Meimei. I was finding clumps of black fur in the hallway. It’s possible he just didn’t want to live with another cat anymore.

He would be 19 this month. Shadowman, Captain Adventure, I wish you well.

I’m hoping when the story arc is concluded we have some new friends.

This is not the plot twist I was hoping for. I hope Sophie has the sense to run from these well-meaning but clueless strangers.

(gasp) No, nonononononono.

Tommy’s Woman, save Sophie! Or maybe a certain raccoon will help.

OT

At first glance, these people seem kindly (if clueless). Since this isn’t Disney™, I’m gonna rule out Cruella de Vil, Maleficent, and Captain Hook type characters. If that lady is going to try to get her mitts on Sophie, I hope she at least has some ham. (Meanwhile, I’m making popcorn and a variety of beverages for what I expect to be a great show.)

I hope she’s chipped, and they check.

I only just started following BCN and this happens!!??

Just what I need after finishing season 16 of “The Murdoch Mysteries” last night—more suspense.

fun fact, if you hover your mouse over the gocomics logo (to the left of ‘find comics’), you’ll see it wink ;)

Don’t like this at all

Oh yes, wait a minute, Mr. Postman

(Wait!) wait, Mr. Postman

Oh, yeah – is there room in your bag for Sophie?

Please, please, Mr. Postman don’t be takin’ a long long time

Oh, yeah we know you love cats and are so very kind

There must be some mail today

For her people, so stop, we pray

Please, Mr. Postman, look and see

See her waiting there so patiently

She’s been lyin’ there waiting, Mr. Postman

Cast out mistakenly

Hope you’ll come and make things all better

Return to sender that brave li’l Sophie

‘Cause it’ll upset her, if some stranger will get her

- Brian Holland / Robert Bateman / Freddie Gorman / Georgia Dobbins / William Garrett – Please Mr. Postman – The Carpenters (and many others)

All the discussion on chips reminds me that when we adopted Jonathan A. Cat, we were told he had been chipped. It turns out, they had gotten a chip for him, but it was never implanted! The adoption agency mailed it to us and Jackie-Boy has a vet appointment next week.

Nooooo! Cat thieves!

(At least we checked the neighborhood for possible owners of the lost kitties we found.)

This is a plot twist I did not foresee. Looking forward to what’s in store.

OT: sort of

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Meanwhile, back at the ranch…

Look at all of us; concerned for a little cartoon kitty :-)

Looks like Miss Georgia drew me today! Haven’t I stopped just like that, dozens of times? Oh Sophie, I’ve got you, you’re safe now.

Apparently school’s out for summer and some of the middle schoolers are getting bored already.

The road to hell is paved…

What’s with her seatbelt?

This could be trouble!!!!

They look like nice people though.

Uh-oh

For those who don’t read all the replies, Georgia posted a welcome message in reply to new member @GKBOWOOD a few posts above.

“Welcome!! And I’m so sorry, lol—hopefully you will enjoy this story!! (Hang in there everyone, it’ll all be worth it, I promise!!)”

(We need to teach Georgia that when she creates a new thread, her post becomes the Featured Comment, but when she posts a reply some of us will miss it.)

Well, at least she’s not a crazy cats kidnapper like Gayle from “Bob’s Burger”.

Please try the doorbell!

Um. Somewhat tangential to the primary thrust of this, but…doesn’t the existence of a mailbox for Apt 1 rather strongly imply at the least one more mailbox? I don’t see those of the BPH causing the postal person to stop multiple times. (nevermind that we’ve seen a postal person come to the door)