Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for September 18, 2024

OT: trigger warning

Anything and everything is a cat toy! But Tabitha’s point is valid. This is an injustice. I say they call in Judge Judy! Or perhaps the ghost of Judge WHOPner?

It’s not playing with them she objects to. It’s replacing them after you break them.

Dang it. Now I have a hankering for a homemade pumpkin spice latte, with actual pumpkin puree in it. I need to get some whipping cream today …

I thought cicadas were natures cat toy.

Panel 2: That facial expression! Those ears!

OT: seasonal update.

They says that the death of a child is the hardest thing for a mother to experience. Do not blame yourself. Do not ask yourself ‘what if I had only…’ Remember the good times, the funny things, the joy. And know that all of BCN-ers are praying for you.

¡No más sangre!

OT: Calendar boy (ﾐゝᆽ╹ﾐ)

This steenky narrow tiny font is an injustice.

Consigue la calabaza, Sir Fig.

Alright, everyone! Follow the bouncing pumpkin. and sing!

And for those who are memorising these for travel purposes, here are a couple of other classic, time tested, phrases you will need.

Mi aerodeslizador está lleno de anguilas.

Conductor de endrenador, por favor, detenga al entrenador y llame a la policía. El postilón ha sido alcanzado por un rayo.

I’d like to see the rest of the BCN world encounter pumpkins. Mostly, I want to see Sophie decorate one!

Holmes thinks my Cpap machine is a cat toy, when I am using it.

Meanwhile, Back on the Nile

At the Artisans’ Studio

Sophititi: I believe it’s time to make a tapestry for the fall. We need to find some found objects to make it just right.

Adobe Style: There are plenty of Fe-Anaro’s jewels. And sometimes his son Mag-Lor sends some to Elvis when they write.

Soph: That’s always good, but I can’t help but wonder if there might be some other objects to find to celebrate the Feast of Candy.

Arachna: Well, the locusts have a few plagues scheduled for the upcoming month. We could make Nommy Nom Spider Treat sculptures.

Maat-Tilda: I’ll get started on a design.

Enter Beatrixia and Ora Z

Bea: Hello ladies. I was wondering if you had any jewels OZ and I could play with.

Ora Z: Too bad we can’t eat them.

Soph: Why not? Thomios likes to make sugar candy in all colors. We could make it an interactive tapestry.

Bea: Sounds like a plan!

We so rarely get to see Tabitha’s happy face, it’s nice to see her smile rather than serious.

I love the last panel!

Look, Woman; just let them have the tiny pumpkins. Have you not learned that anything is the house is fair game for cats? It’s right there in chapter one of Being Owned By A Cat.

They are indeed!

Good as Goldie Roll Call! Got mine yesterday and have read it twice.

They look like they’re having so much fun in panel 3. Who could argue with such feline joy?

Tabitha has the purrfect expression for injustice!

You’re a real strict mujer with a long history

Of bringing injustice to Sir Fig and me

That’s okay, let’s see how you’re doin’

Come on Figgy, let’s get down to it

Hit them with our best shot

We’re gonna hit them with our best shot

Hit them with our best shot

Fire away (fire away)

Cats gotta play!

/Edward Schwartz /Hit Me With Your Best Shot

Injustice?! With Tabitha around? This will not stand!

I received an email yesterday from the Threadless store. There are new Halloween themed designs available including the poster for the upcoming Halloween story which you can get on a variety of things including art prints of various sizes.

No, acorns are Nature’s cat toys. I bring some in for Sanibel every year and when they get damaged I return them to the outdoors.

@ Font Lady…I am so sorry for your loss. I feel a part of your pain as I buried my husband this weekend. Following is a poem ..The Moment You Left Me, my heart split in two. One side filled with memories, the other side died with you. I often lay awake at night when the world is fast asleep, and take a walk down memory lane with tears upon my cheek. Remembering you is easy, I do it every day; but missing you is a heartache that never goes away. I hold you tightly within my heart and there you will remain. You see life has gone on without you, but will never be the same. I pray you find peace eventually my dear.

So totally unfair! Why bring cat toys into the house if you then get upset that the cats play with said toys?

That middle panel is solid meme potential(and for the person asking the other day, the lovely fellow in my pic was my sweet Titan. Amazing cat)

If tiny pumpkins aren’t meant to be played with, then why do they resemble cat toys?

I am confused. ¿Por qué hablan español?

And Tabitha with the no-look pass to Sir Figaro!

I think Las Calabazas Pequeñas would be a great indie band name.

The woman knew she had a house full of cats before she started decorating. She has no one to blame but herself for the results.

Cats invented soccer … and mouse hockey …

Es verdad!De veras!

Es verdad.

I love the whole crew, but Figaro always makes me smile. Not quite sure why…

Yes, they are! Most things are, in fact.

Get the kitties toy pumpkins and they can have as much fun as they want!

Por supuesto.