Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for September 24, 2024

I called it! LOL

Poor Dez…

Spoiler alert: Stef just plays a recording so she can A) hear herself, and B) keep the room to herself!

Honestly who would put up with such a selfish roommate?

Kip is elsewhere, and Stef simply bought stock in DuraCell???

This should have been obvious the first day in the quad. Each quad has to have their own set of rules that the four abide by and if they don’t it’s off to the Dean’s office. In this case Bets, Dez and Tiffany could have passed a rule that no male can stay in the quad for more than fifteen minutes. Or even a “No boys in the bedroom” rule. But in the Luanniverse all characters are doormats.

College roommates could be the pits. I got lucky. My roommate simply moved to her boyfriend’s room and his roommate moved to his girlfriend’s room. That girlfriend had a suite room with no roommate. So I was alone in my room the whole year. I heard horror stories from other coeds. Poor them.

I’ve said before that she’s just faking it. We will see.

What’s that buzzing noise?

Dez is too soft-hearted. I hope Tiff and Bets can do something to get that b!tch kicked out of Moony for good! BTW, what year are they now? Do they graduate in June?

They should just knock and enter; maybe no one is there except some recording device playing ing back.

Would be funny if Kip walks in and asks “What’s going on?”

Did Kip Lee go missing?

She seems to be able to handle herself just fine.

Whoa.

I’m no prude, but please—there is such a thing as being discreet. The whole world doesn’t need to hear the moans.

Dez is just a patient giver. I don’t recall if Dez has experienced any romantic attraction. That might change her perspective. I’d like to see it.

Since all they ever talk about in these quad arcs is Stefini’s constant s x with Kip, this plot is old, moth-bitten and exudes a rank odor. The writers needs to throw in a twist quickly and one that is not about Stefini hording the shared bedroom. Maybe Bets and Tiffany can try their “rebranding” magic on her. Or maybe go to a class once in a while, meet some of their fellow students and forget about the hound dog in the quad.

Well, I stand corrected.

Dez IS rooming with Stef this year.

I wonder when and how THAT happened?

Although, I have to hand it to Tiff, Bets, and Dez.

They all shared the misery that is Stef EQUALLY.

Now if they would all ban together to get RID of her……, ;-)

Maybe Gunther is moonlighting…

Kip is a guy what else would you expect.

Nice pictures on th wall there Tiff..

Geez, I haven’t seen how Kipper has been respectful. At all.

I’m confused, I don’t know what is going on anymore!

And people complain about 9 Chickweed Lane being R rated?

She bop.

I think Stef is alone in there, admiring herself in a full-length mirror. You’ve been there, Tiff!

I still don’t know why Tiffany puts up with this when her father has an entire mansion just sitting empty and unoccupied. She and Bets and Dez could live there and not have to put up with Stef any more.

Also not sure why her father is OK with paying huge property taxes and upkeep for what’s more or less an abandoned house.

I thought Bets and Stef were roommates!

Can’t help but smile! I wasn’t born old, just another Deadhead doing ‘Playing it the Band’ 11-15-72. Sometimes life doesn’t move on?

So do we have four more days of “ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ah yes yes yes yes yes yes my my my my my 00000 God God, God yes yes yes Oh ah ah ahah yipe! Ohmigaw….!”

Do they not realize they can have her kicked out?

Must be Kip… or someone else. Or… something else.

What are Stef and Kip doing in there anyway?

Talk about awkward. They can hear all that love making from a mile away.

Tiff’s comment about Kip reminded me of her attraction to him when he stayed at her mansion during the summer of last year.

Off topic – Did we ever find out who threw a rock through the window of the mansion?

They need a no-nookie rule in their dorm, or at least their room. Make them find someplace else for that.

Hope this doesn’t go on too long — it’ll become even more nauseating than it already is.

Just between you, The Count and the lamp post… That’s really The Count in there with Stef. Told to you by a friend. ;9

Steph got a new vibrator apparently.

Bets’s question is legitimate, is something really happening or is it just an act? Poor Dez ended up with the roommate from hell. I’m afraid her pacifism will make her accept a lot of abuse, there is more and more need for something to be done about Stef. Maybe a plan by Tiffany and Bets to make her change room, building or even college.

FINALLY SOMEBODY SAYS IT!!

Is Betts implying that the sounds Steffi is making comes from a solo act, or, that Kip, and, Steffi is over, and, Steffi has found someone else to be annoying with?And, what happened to the (in) famous “privacy” space?

I would suggest listening for a strange buzzing sound emanating from the room…

I suppose she could be playing video games in there alone. That is what they’re talking about, right?

Jealous much Bets!

I would love to see Kip knock at the door to the apartment. Step would have to explain why she is with another guy or why she’s making all this noise by herself.

Oh, MY! =80

That’s okay. Let’s see her try to walk or sit down when she finally gets out of bed in the morning.

What happened to their “privacy hut”?

And this is supposed to be funny?

I notice that Tiffany sleeps under photos of — herself.

Can we go back to Brad and Toni, where the intimacy is subtle, and marital?

No, sorry, this is how Team Evans thinks a college girl reacts to her own personal tub of Ben & Jerry’s. Don’t get yer hopes up.

Gotta keep feeding content to her Only Fans account.

Maybe Stef got those batteries

It’s interesting how all the characters have lives and events that span months, even years, to evolve and take place, but G&K keep the school stories in real time.

Three cheers for automation.

On Stef’s part, maybe more.

Maybe do an arc where Tiff loses the fat and turns back into a hottie again. That would be good. She could take a shine to Gunther and there would be trouble.

No sympathy for any of the 3 roommates. They could stop Stefi’s behavior anytime they wanted. They continue to tolerate this, but they refuse to speak up. It is 3 against 1.

Probably not.

I’ll guess that Steph is having a massage.

toys?

Those are some pretty beefy “man hands” Tiffany has. Must be from waitressing.

Wonder where this is going, is Bets giving us a hint?

We saw the bunk beds yesterday that have ALWAYS been there,but they’ve vanished today

Monday and Tuesday were rather unseemly for Luann strips… I call shenanigans. It must be something other than what we think it is.

How about booting Stef and Kip out!

Judging from the sounds, I think so. Take a big pan of cold water and dump it on them, it works for dogs in heat.

Stef is beyond cringe at this point.

If Kip isn’t in there, there are around four choices:

1) some other, hardy, guy is with Tiff.2) she’s a voice actor.3) she’s pleasuring herself4) she’s playing a recording to get room to herself

What a revoltin’ development…