Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 09, 2023

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    face.less_b  over 1 year ago

    Dang straight!

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    Kurtass Premium Member over 1 year ago

    What a terrible tradition.

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    salakfarm Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I’ve been an angle-o-phobe ever since geometry in high school.

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    Bilan  over 1 year ago

    This is the 21st Century, lady. No more guillotines. If they don’t attend the coronation, they’ll have to watch a Eurovision marathon.

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    sirbadger  over 1 year ago

    You spend time on endless speculation or you could wait for the event and see what happens. On election day, I wait until the end of the day to check the results.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 1 year ago

    In my opinion all the members of that family should be sent to the Tower of London.

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    Erse IS better  over 1 year ago

    I have to admit I get hooked on a “Royals Headline” every so often, but I make a concerted effort to NEVER click through to the story. They’re no more important or interesting than the Kardashians or any other celebrity, and I’ve ALWAYS been disappointed when I used to occasionally read more.

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    oldpine52  over 1 year ago

    I just wish the British would keep their parasites in Britain and quit sending them to America.

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    wallylm  over 1 year ago

    Tradition? As Rick Mercer (Canadian comedian) put it, you have to feel for the guy who was told since he was in diapers that one day, by tradition, he’d be King of all England and is possibly back in diapers now that he finally got the job.

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Harry and Meagan can dig a hole and dissappear for all I care…..

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    TonysSon  over 1 year ago

    Well, it would give King Chuck the chance to use the olde English saying, “Off with his head”

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    lee85736  over 1 year ago

    They will be taken to Disneyland, tied up, and be sent through the “It’s a Small World” ride for six uninterrupted hours. The guillotine might be a mercy.

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    The dude from FL  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I thougth the Revolutionary war freed us from the Brits

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    OldsVistaCruiser  over 1 year ago

    Twig & Berries? Is that an allusion to a part of the male anatomy?

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    sandpiper  over 1 year ago

    They’re seeing an older model of Danae. Flutterated over nothing.

    Of course, if they don’t go, Meghan doesn’t get to add another acting/modeling job to her semi-royal resume.

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    Brockie  over 1 year ago

    How anachronistic is even the thought of “royalty”, what a happy load of horse droppings for the gullible masses, poor Harry and Meghan, Poor thing$.

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    Imagine  over 1 year ago

    Well, that was one way to get rid of her.

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    Eric_abcd  over 1 year ago

    Who are Harry and Meghan?

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    cdward  over 1 year ago

    Traditiooooon! Tradition!

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    zzeek  over 1 year ago

    Didn’t ‘We the People’ leave the monarchy behind a while back? Let it go.

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    WDemBlk Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Happy Easter to all.

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    ewaldoh  over 1 year ago

    Who are “Harry & Meghan”?

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    rmercer Premium Member over 1 year ago

    They’ll get decaffeinated…

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    Kaputnik  over 1 year ago

    It’s interesting how hard it is to avoid hearing about those two even without ever intentionally reading a story about them.

    I suppose I’d qualify as a moderate anglophile, but that doesn’t imply an interest in their royal family. Celebrity worship of any kind is rather puzzling, but particularly when it’s directed at people without any noticeable talents or skills.

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    phredturner  over 1 year ago

    There’s a Coronation?

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    sleepyhead  over 1 year ago

    If the main story in the news is about the royal family, that means nothing really bad is happening in the world.

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    PoodleGroomer  over 1 year ago

    They’ll none of them be missed.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago

    How can Democracy survive the next election? I hope to God the next election restores Democracy because that sure as heck ain’t what we got now.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Maybe just send Megan to the Tower of London and gulp you know. Worked for Henry VIII and Harry, a real Count kind of guy, has to know he messed up getting involved with that Ann❤️Eiffel was a huge mistake to begin with. Problem solved and welcome back to the Royal Family, Harry.

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    Redd Panda  over 1 year ago

    This would be an excellent opportunity to dismiss the English monarchy.

    Sell the properties for theme parks or luxury condominiums.

    Make that witch Camilla get a job in a fish n chips shop, have charlie cut bait.

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    Prey  over 1 year ago

    I got into a discussion about this and the other person wanted me to cosine his petition for it.

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    Masterskrain  over 1 year ago

    Who gives a rat’s patoot???

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 1 year ago

    “Off with her head!”

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    Nala the Great  over 1 year ago

    My mother had me watch Elizabeth’s coronation. She said it would be a “once in a lifetime event”. It will be one of the few times she was wrong!

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    Bill The Nuke  over 1 year ago

    If they were beheaded would the news finally stop obsessing over them?

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  over 1 year ago

    let the little prince sit in his california play pen and have his hissy fits away from normal people.

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    Elder Lee Fox  over 1 year ago

    Very, very inventive comments. ROFLMAO.

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    mistercatworks  over 1 year ago

    Have they been invited? (rhetorical question)

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    paranormal  over 1 year ago

    I thought she was a man. The name of the bar is so cheeky!!!

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    Flatlander, purveyor of fine covfefe  over 1 year ago

    I remember watching the last one live

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    Anon4242  over 1 year ago

    Hank and Meg have turned their backs on the family business (well, except for their prince and princess kids titles and their duke and duchess titles). They don’t have to (and probably shouldn’t) attend daddy’s coronation and should be attending a PTA meeting when their day jobs don’t get in the way. And Hank can keep working on not being mentally/emotionally 12 anymore.

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    mindjob  over 1 year ago

    Its a lose-lose scenario. If they get invited, they trash Charles. If they don’t get invited, they trash Charles

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    Need coffee  over 1 year ago

    Per English Bob:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZFNUJeDldw

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    Kabana_Bhoy  over 1 year ago

    Just remember that Harry is a high priced & visible “Remittance Man”.

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    Linguist  over 1 year ago

    Considering the billions of pounds that the grifting Windsors have raked in from the gormless and gulliblle, they make the Trumps look like fourth-rate pikers.

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    mrwalker008  over 1 year ago

    Good strip. I like Bob.

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    bhscolleen  over 1 year ago

    Only at the Twigs and Berries. Happy trails!

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I am hoping for some sort of horrific accident and we end up with Queen Charlotte.

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    stevemcchrystal  over 1 year ago

    Never realized the Nixonian-ski jump nose character had a moustache

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    6turtle9  over 1 year ago

    I could honestly not care any less about the ridiculousness of “Royalty.”

    Old habits die hard, and traditions are often clung to like the fabric of life itself. Still, I shake my head at some of the absurd things that people get so worked up about. Even though it is not for me, I try to temper my revulsion knowing that these things often bring comfort to people, and that is often necessary to get through this life. I just wish some of these traditions didn’t do so much harm.

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    JoeMartinFan Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Ironically, it sems that Harry and Meghan’s detractors are keeping them in the spotlight (and in the money) as much as their supporters.

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    willie_mctell  over 1 year ago

    Instead of royals we get Elon Musk, Donald whatsiname, Gwyneth Paltrow,…

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    JoeMartinFan Premium Member over 1 year ago

    In the next-to-last panel, I think the woman was hit with the spirit of Danae!

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    gary.eddings4157 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Ol’ Brother Bob is so unflappable…….he should start a church and make some real money instead of lawyering…….

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    Will E. Makeit Premium Member over 1 year ago

    we are a Constitutional Republic not a Democracy…but then what do you know…

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 1 year ago

    Why not simply abolish the monarchy? The whole kit and caboodle has outlived its usefulness, after all. Of course, I have an open mind on all of this, as you can see.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Didn’t we fight a major war several centuries ago so we wouldn’t have to pay any attention to these inbred narcissists any more?

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    bakana  over 1 year ago

    When did they begin letting women into the Twig & Berries Pub?

    I know Why, I’m just not sure When.

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    DaBump Premium Member over 1 year ago

    And that answers your question about the survival of democracy, too!

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    Darque Hellmutt  over 1 year ago

    We are supposed to be a representative republic, not a democracy. Too bad so few people don’t understand the difference, and how many fewer don’t care.

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    pflutke59  over 1 year ago

    I don’t understand the U.S. fascination with English royalty. It doesn’t seem to be solely a push by the media to fill in a slow news day. Any major English Royalty event gets full coverage by the U.S. media, and certain people seem to enjoy it. The best thing is for the new king to abdicate the throne, and terminate this tradition. Bet the British tax payers would appreciate that move.

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    198.23.5.11  over 1 year ago

    Don’t tell her about the guy who abdicated in 1936.She’d have a fatal stroke.

    And from now on whenever I meet an impatient person,I’ll say“Prince Charles waited 75 years,so can you”.

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