“Now I know what an ice cream cone feels like.”
“who needs cosmetic surgeries when I have you”
I want to see t.e commerical/
Now the picture is even fuzzier!
You do not have to keep every appointment Dr. Lick.
Drag brake deployed, chute open. Commence right turn now!
Hold still there is more over your ear.
CAN’T WAIT TO TELL MOM I ALREADY HAD MY BATH!!
“Garlic? When did you eat garlic?”
Yuck! Now my face smells like Milky Bone!
Keep that up and I’ll be able to get out of taking a bath tonight.
“No, I do not want to know what you taste like.”
“You can’t hold your licker!”
Now I wont have to wash my face after breakfast
“No, I’m pretty sure it’s the reception, not my eyesight. But thanks anyway; I love you too.”
“You wash, I’ll dry!”
“I quit, I know when I’m licked”
I can’t see the show!
I don’t like squirrels; I’m letting go!
Leave it! Come! Stay! DINNER!!!
You know I love you – it’s time to play outside!
Dr. Lick, are you jealous of me watching Lassie?
“Are you washing that!!!”
I had that ice cream two hours ago you can stop any time now
Yes Mom, I am washing up for dinner.
This happens every time you see that chuck wagon commercial.
Stop it, Rover! The stench of my iniquity cannot be cleansed without suffering!
Who needs a pup cup when Red has a milk mustache!!
I hate when dog food commercials come on before you’ve been fed!
From now on, I will clean my face after a PB&J sandwich!
Feed me dinner! SLURRRRP! Nooooo….Dr. Lick—it’s NOT time for dinner—you just had lunch! Now come on Lassie is about to start!
How did you know I was thinking about ham and pie?
“Lick the chip dust of my face later. Lassies on and Timmy’s in the well”
Mimm Milky Bones!
Oh Rover! I told you! My Dr. Lick appointment is at 4:30 pm not whenever you want milky bones!
Listen, Dr. Lick, I have an appointment with Dr. WHO at the moment
Mom said to wash my HANDS before dinner!
Thanks, this happens every time Steve Hartman is on TV.
“Rover, where are my eyes?” ( P.S. : This is stupid).
gee Rover, I already had my bath this month!
First the squirrel and now the tongue. I’ll never see this Star Trek episode!
Lassie always makes me cry…
“Hey. Just because I’m watching Lassie is no reason for you to feel threatened.”
Rover, you can go fetch me a towel!
What? Is it give “kisses during commercials day”?
So this is how a lollipop feels!
Dr Lick, are you enjoying today’s Ice cream choice?
“Yes,Rover, Lassie did come home”
Dr. Lick, I cannot see the tv, I thought my appointment was later today.
Make it wetter or mom won’t believe that I already took my bath.
Sorry, Rover. Nice try, but spiffing me up to watch the show isn’t going to impress Marcia.
I don’t think this is what mom meant when she said ‘wash up for dinner.’
Hey, I was saving that crumb for later!
“Okay, okay, okay…I’ll get more peanut butter on the commercial.”
I wanted to see that………..?
I know I taste good, Rover, but I can’t see the TV !
ALL RIGHT, YOU LIKE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY!
My daily bath, Thankyou Rover
" I thought this was the touch-free wash. "
I think You missed a spot!
You can see the tv better with a clean face!
You taste as good as a Milk Bone!
THANK YOU. MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!
Thanks, but I’m still gonna ask Mom to buy Mr. Bubble.
No matter how much you lick, Mom is STILL going to make me take a bath…
I should never have let you watch “Soylent Green”!
Is my face that dirty or are you just giving me extra love licks?
Thanks Rover! I hate watching the kissing scenes.
You don’t have to wash me every time Mom calls us for dinner.
Removing eye boogers has to be easier!
A little to the left . . .
Not now, Rover. Clarabel is about to squirt Buffalo Bob!
No fair licks between commercials!
Of course I’d give you my final rose.
Dr. Lick is more fun than watching Dr. Kildare!
This show brought to you by Dr. Lick
Hey! Wait for the commercial!
Rover!! That spot was saved for Marcia Brady!
I TOLD Mom I didn’t need to take a bath today.
Whoa there! Wilbur sure is lucky that you’re not Mr. Ed.
Weatherman says “April showers bring May flowers.”
Rover, please stop licking my face, I can’t see the television.
Don’t worry Lassie will get Timmie out of the well
Thanks Red. I prefer a warm shower, but a warm lick is just as nice.
Here’s licking at you kid!
Rover, your tongue just licked mine!
Could you at least drink some water after you ate whatever that was in the yard?
OK! One more lick and back to the cartoons!
“Sorry, but the dog food ads make me hungry, and you are the best thing I can ever lick.”
“Rover, I’m detecting that squirrel from yesterday!”
I told Mom not to buy oatmeal soap.
Hey! I’m not ready for my bath yet!
You had garlic again didn’t you???
Don’t worry, Lassie will be OK.
And just WHY do you think I shouldn’t be watching this show?
“I know you’re jealous, but it’s just a cartoon.”
Dinner was OK but dessert is great !
Don’t worry boy, no one here is gonna shoot you!
You know they banned licker ads from T.V. years ago.
“I don’t know why I’M crying over the ending of ‘My Dog Skip,’ and not you.”
Stop that! My face is already clean!
Next time just get me a tissue!
Caught up in our favorite show, then Rover decides it’s time for his close-up! Who needs popcorn when you’ve got unexpected kisses?
Doctor howard, Doctor Howard, Doctor Lick
Yipee! No bathtub tonight!
Lollipop, lollipop…
I don’t need a bath. I took one on Saturday!
Yes, you are right. I didn’t take a bath this morning.
I thought you had your snack already!
Thanks, Dr. Lick, but I didn’t have an appointment today!
Wow! At least I won’t need a bath tonight.
Was a deliciuos breakfast you had.
I think you just swallowed my contact lens!
Not what I meant when I said ‘SPLASH DOWN’!
I love Peanut Butter and Jelly day!
A little more to the right
Did your tongue get longer?
Thanks! That was the scary part.
“Watch the eyes!”
“Who needs napkins with slobber-chops as your best buddy.”
Is it over, Rover? Squirrel!
You noticed I chose the pizza for lunch at school today
Not after you lick your privates!!!
We haven’t even made it to the sad part…but I guess Dr. Lick knows best!
You missed a place!
Zee eye… watch for zee eye!!!
You’re my favorite salt lick!
I hate watching mushy movies with you!
Good boy Rove….mom will surely accept this as my bath!
Soap and water doesn’t hold a candle to a good old fashioned dog lick.
I said Lickity split Rover
“ Dr. Lick, licks, licks, licks , licks, licks, licks , I love you “!
Bathtubs are OK, but they don’t love like this!!!!
1. I love it when you get home from school.2. Okay—now you!
I do like when you leave a little peanut butter for me. I love you
I don’t know why they call it a cow lick!
I love you, I love you, I love you…
“You’re welcome! I’ll pretend I’m enjoying this RinTinTin show for the hundredth timne.”
Dr. Lick’s solution to dry eye. Next time I just take the eye drops.
You don’t have to thank me so much! I was going to watch Lassie Comes Home anyway.
Mom told you I didn’t wash my face didn’t she?
You missed a spot
Remind me, Rover, to never watch “Old Yeller” ever again.
OK, OK! I promise to blink more during the exciting parts.
I said wait until a commercial!
“It was a commercial for Dr. Pepper, not Dr. Lick!”
Can you taste the cayenne?
“Hold on Rover! These are tears of joy!! Timmy never fell down a well”.
Please clean the screen, not my face!
Yum, some milky bone!
Yeah, but I’m not wearing glasses…
Timmy and Lassie are lucky, We don’t even HAVE a well I can fall in for you!
Ok! Ok! No, STAR TREK today, I’ll turn on the Westminster Dog Show!
Dr. Lick is doing a house call ……….. you’re lucky Red ….. ;)
Clean eyes = great TV
Please stop watching the Hallmark channel…i know how it ends…
“You missed a spot Rover.” “I’ll never need to wash my face as long as you’re around.”
“I’m awake, I’m awake. I see the Milky Bone ad.”
Bottom of the ninth, last licks.
Yum, P B & J
Dr Licks detects a stray splatter of peanutty butter!
I’ve been thinking about teaching you sign language…tongue language has gotten a bit messy.
Hey, only during the commercials.
food commercials get to me too
Dr. Lick you do not have to clean out my eyes. I have seen kissing before?
Dr. Lick you do not have to clean out my eyes. That is only Garfield the Cat!
This way I can wash up before dinner and still finish watching Lassie.
You’re lucky I love you cuz you have some major Milky Bone breathe going on!
We were lying down inside, watching TV. How did you hear a squirrel?
Rover! I told you I only visit Dr. Lick during the commercial breaks!
Doctor lick is back.
Dr. Lick, I presume?
I missed a spot.
Rover stop you licked off all the bacon crumbs off my cheeks already.
Just minute mom. I’m washing my face.
Rover! You are my favorite dog, but why do you have to do that right when Lassie is about to save the day!
Rover I know how much you love me , you can never stop licking me !
Thanks Rover! Two nights in a row I don’t have to wash my face before bed!
“Quit blocking my view of Marcia Brady!”
Ahhhgh, Rover, stop the licking! I am trying to watch our favorite Cartoons! I don’t have windshield wipers.
Dr. Lick, don’t you have a meeting to go to?
Dr. Lick is in the house!!!
Stop! I already took my bath!
I told you to wait for the commercial!
Maybe you should consider switching to chipmunks
“When the ‘paws’ button is your pup’s favorite feature on the remote!”
What did you get into out there?
Stop! Mom won’t let us eat in front of the TV.
Rover, you’re the only one I know that can spit and lick at the same time!
Mom said I needed to have my face washed
You’re right, mom sure does make the best sticky ribs!
I want to see a full strip each day .. not this. When is it going to end?
Well, Red your mom did say to wash your face. She just didn’t say how!
See, I told you Mom’s waffles and syrup were better than the ones on TV!
“Remind me to let Mom know that my face is already washed when she has us hit the sack.”
Let’s just snuggle!
I woof you soo much!
“Rover, please! Now is NOT the time to play ‘Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea!’”
Binge watching does NOT include binge licking!
Stop licking, Rover. There’s no peanut butter left on my face!
It’s lickety-SPLIT not lickety-SPIT!
“Save it for the commercials, Rover! I’m missing my show!”
“Not what Mom meant by time to wash up for dinner !”
When I said, He’s not licked yet! I meant the Lone Ranger, not me!
Okay we take bully sticks off the treat menu. Pew.
You’re sure a sloppy kisser!
It’s OK. Lassie saved Timmy. Just like I’d save you.
I love Dr Pol
Are you trying to give me another “cowlick”?
We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you this message from Dr. Lick!
“I can’t see the TV with Dr. Lick in my eyes!”
You taste delicious!, I love it when you forget to wash your face on spaghetti night.
I feel that Dr. Licks is living up to his name today!
I know you would save me like Lassy!
Quit covering my eyes. I’m old enough to know Timmy fell in the well.
Ugh – you caught Mr. Squirel!
Rover – Saturday night bath time, was last night!
Ya got a dot of ketchup…
Sure Rover, I’ll buy you that new dog food, now stop licking me!
Unconditional love. Today, tomorrow, always.
I don’t love Lucy. I love YOU!
Whoa! Mouthwash Popsicle breath.
My licker loves your ticker!
Why do I have to take another shower?!
I didn’t want you to interrupt your favorite show for your bath, so I’m helping you out!
Why does it always end on a cliffhanger ?!
Stop, Rover. I already had my monthly bath.
Yes, Yes, that is the dog food I want you to get me! And the cute doggie with it! PLEASE???
“Thanks, buddy; you know I always cry at the end of ‘Homeward Bound!’”
Showers in the forecast, not the right now!
“I hate it when commercials for dry eye medication come on.”
I said I’m glad you like me, NOT lick me!
TV" the new male is female, the new female is male" Red" Great now what end of the extension cord do I put into the outlet."
“No, I don’t see how Dr Lick would have helped Gilligan get off the island”
Rover, Rover, don’t lick me all over
Dr. Lick has a reputation for being thorough!
“Wash my face for dinner? Don’t worry, Mom. Rover has that covered.”
That’s not what I meant by, ‘lickety-split!’
You don’t need to thank me every time a milky bone commercial comes on
GEEZ! Sure you didn’t miss a spot?!?
That’s the last I brush with Peanut Butter Toothpase
Okay, okay, now do the left side!
“Mom said we shouldn’t be sitting this close to the TV, but now I think I shouldn’t be sitting this close to you!”
Dr. Lick will see you now!
You had some peanut butter right there!
A kiss to build a dream on Buddy Boy!
“This is not what Mom meant by wash up before dinner!”
Eeewwww…I saw what you’ve been licking!
You’re not a doctor; you just play one while I’m watching TV.
That’s too much slobbery love!
Rover, you are the only one who knows all my secrets and your licks are sweet and undefinable -
“It’s okay, Red. Lassie saves Timmy and they both live happily ever after.”
A kiss is worth a thousand words!
i should have washed my face after eating my hamburger.
“Oh, it’s just your hair, I thought it was Cheeto residue”
“oh, it’s your hair, I thought it was a Cheeto.”
You missed a spot.
You said you had something in your eye.
I’m not a beef flavored Tutsi Roll!
What did you THINK ‘Old Yeller’ was about?
“Has anyone ever drowned during a commercial break before?”
No, that’s not what last licks means.
Keep it up, Rover! When you lick my eyes I don’t have to see the mushy parts!
I know the dog food commercials make you hungry but leave me alone!
Dr. Lick’s timing needs some work, I missed the Super Bowl kick off!
Thanks Rover! This way I can have my bath AND watch TV!
Rover! I want to watch LIVE TV, not saLIVEa TV!
“No Rover, I am not going to play Timmy and go down a well.”
It’s OK Rover! I’ve seen June and Ward Cleaver kiss before!
“Why must you go wild whenever a food commercial comes on?”
My bubble fill in would read "It’s okay Red, Lassie’s coming home!
“Tongue you very much”…
“I’m sorry Dr. Lick! I’ll make sure that I pay the two milky bones doctor’s fee on time"
OK Rover, I won’t watch that cat video
“Hey!! Save the juiciness for the back end!”
Now the other eyebrow.
“Say it, Rover, don’t spray it!”
Houston, we have a problem!
Censorship takes a licking.
“Commercial time! Today’s programming is brought to you by Dr. Lick!”
“Not during ‘Lost in Space’!”
Mounds? Almond Joy?
“The vert hold flicker is perfectly timed with the speed of your licker.”
[god, a ton of people like this strip.]
Double up on the cowlick please.
I already had a bath, Rover but I love you too.
Don’t look now Red, it’s a kitty litter commercial!
“I sure hope you have not been drinking out of the toilet again”
mnc1972 “Rover, I already took a bath”
I love the new brand of maple syrup!
“I love spaghetti nights”
Yes, Rover, I love you more than TV.
Was this the reason why you wanted me to slap a hamburger against my face ?
“Hey, who turned the lights out? In real life, I mean.”
Yes, I had a pb&j sandwich for lunch!
Sorry. You had something on your face from dinner.
Captain’s Log: Stardate 8032.5, Extremely slurpy weather…
Lick the screen if like the dog food ad, not me!
There’s a little schmutz right here
Glad you get to taste the meatloaf I had for dinner
“Dr. Lick says, Tell your Mom that you already took your bath anymore, so you can watch more tv.”
Dr. Lick has “puppy breath”!
Yum! Buttered popcorn.
“Great theory, but this isn’t helping me see the TV better.”
I said sic ’em not lick ’em
Make sure the part is on the right
“Make sure you get behind my ears!”
Yes Rover! Mom does make the best sticky ribs!
“Who’s not paying attention?”
I could see just fine. My eyes didn’t need a cleaning.
Ooooh. Ooooooh. Kay Okay! Mr Lik! We can watch “Secret Squirrel” first!
This is not what I meant when I said I could lick him!
“I can see fine. Now I’ll have spit drips!”
LASSIE! I CAN’T THANK YOU ENOUGH!
I promise I won’t fall down the well.
“Do you have to do that everytime a dog food commercial comes on?”
That’s the last time we watch Lassie!
I hate that mom made you the TV censor.
Look, I appreciate that but you don’t have to kiss me every time a Petco commercial comes on.
Windshield wippers
Windshield wipers
Dr. Lick, I appreciate the wash, but I can’t see the TV!
No! She sang “somebody to watch over me.”
Rover, it’s not my bathtime yet!
I love your “kisses” but I can’t see TV!
1. “We already agreed… today it was my turn to choose the channel.” 2. “Just one more minute, then we’ll go outside. I promise.”
It’s tv time, not bath time, and we’re not cats!
Why does this show make you all kissy-face, anyway?
“It’s not time to eat until the show is over…”
Ok! I know it’s your dinner time! But can you just wait until the next commercial?
Ok! I know it’s your dinner time ! Can you just wait until the next commercial?
Rover I can’t see Lassie saving Timmy from the bottom of the well
Stop, I know I am your best pal.
Scooby-Do is NOT a horrrow show. It’s a comic mystery! I can watch it!
I’d better not catch anything.
he just got the gangster against the wall- and NOW you start licks?
he just got the gangster against the wall- and NOW you start licking?
Rover, those were happy tears
ok, ok, the commercial’s over..
ok,ok, the commercial is over.
November 20, 2013
orioleboy726 2 months ago
“Now I know what an ice cream cone feels like.”
seanfear 2 months ago
“who needs cosmetic surgeries when I have you”
steven.hajek 2 months ago
I want to see t.e commerical/
virusevil17 2 months ago
Now the picture is even fuzzier!
AtomicForce91 Premium Member 2 months ago
You do not have to keep every appointment Dr. Lick.
declanmkavanagh 2 months ago
Drag brake deployed, chute open. Commence right turn now!
kswaldron 2 months ago
Hold still there is more over your ear.
JOHN GRAY 2 months ago
CAN’T WAIT TO TELL MOM I ALREADY HAD MY BATH!!
feefers_ 2 months ago
“Garlic? When did you eat garlic?”
CollettiMichael Premium Member 2 months ago
Yuck! Now my face smells like Milky Bone!
Macushlalondra 2 months ago
Keep that up and I’ll be able to get out of taking a bath tonight.
Doubly Horque Premium Member 2 months ago
“No, I do not want to know what you taste like.”
sedler948 Premium Member 2 months ago
“You can’t hold your licker!”
jimsulis 2 months ago
Now I wont have to wash my face after breakfast
YankeeClipper Premium Member 2 months ago
“No, I’m pretty sure it’s the reception, not my eyesight. But thanks anyway; I love you too.”
Catfeet Premium Member 2 months ago
“You wash, I’ll dry!”
bobpickett1 2 months ago
“I quit, I know when I’m licked”
bergler 2 months ago
I can’t see the show!
brett.hanke 2 months ago
I don’t like squirrels; I’m letting go!
brett.hanke 2 months ago
Leave it! Come! Stay! DINNER!!!
pjlkay2 2 months ago
You know I love you – it’s time to play outside!
kucpa Premium Member 2 months ago
Dr. Lick, are you jealous of me watching Lassie?
Knightman Premium Member 2 months ago
“Are you washing that!!!”
bigger Nate 2 months ago
I had that ice cream two hours ago you can stop any time now
Charles Premium Member 2 months ago
Yes Mom, I am washing up for dinner.
Calvin Nelson Nelson Premium Member 2 months ago
This happens every time you see that chuck wagon commercial.
Trotsky1917 2 months ago
Stop it, Rover! The stench of my iniquity cannot be cleansed without suffering!
kellysue747 2 months ago
Who needs a pup cup when Red has a milk mustache!!
flatdotfender 2 months ago
I hate when dog food commercials come on before you’ve been fed!
vorisbrw 2 months ago
From now on, I will clean my face after a PB&J sandwich!
christine.wright77339 2 months ago
Feed me dinner! SLURRRRP! Nooooo….Dr. Lick—it’s NOT time for dinner—you just had lunch! Now come on Lassie is about to start!
markjw999 2 months ago
How did you know I was thinking about ham and pie?
scalechman Premium Member 2 months ago
“Lick the chip dust of my face later. Lassies on and Timmy’s in the well”
chargerman 2 months ago
Mimm Milky Bones!
Cdburkhard 2 months ago
Oh Rover! I told you! My Dr. Lick appointment is at 4:30 pm not whenever you want milky bones!
DonutLord20 2 months ago
Listen, Dr. Lick, I have an appointment with Dr. WHO at the moment
28autumnbreeze 2 months ago
Mom said to wash my HANDS before dinner!
Hamady Sack Premium Member 2 months ago
Thanks, this happens every time Steve Hartman is on TV.
sarahbowl1 Premium Member 2 months ago
“Rover, where are my eyes?” ( P.S. : This is stupid).
kkretzs 2 months ago
gee Rover, I already had my bath this month!
R_J 2 months ago
First the squirrel and now the tongue. I’ll never see this Star Trek episode!
rjwalch 2 months ago
Lassie always makes me cry…
TracyFan 65 2 months ago
“Hey. Just because I’m watching Lassie is no reason for you to feel threatened.”
flemmingo 2 months ago
Rover, you can go fetch me a towel!
janetbhs 2 months ago
What? Is it give “kisses during commercials day”?
nmiley44 2 months ago
So this is how a lollipop feels!
jf2735 2 months ago
Dr Lick, are you enjoying today’s Ice cream choice?
sox55 2 months ago
“Yes,Rover, Lassie did come home”
Tammie Weber 2 months ago
Dr. Lick, I cannot see the tv, I thought my appointment was later today.
nazdarrell 2 months ago
Make it wetter or mom won’t believe that I already took my bath.
perryclark.kc 2 months ago
Sorry, Rover. Nice try, but spiffing me up to watch the show isn’t going to impress Marcia.
[Unnamed Reader - 9818b5] Premium Member 2 months ago
I don’t think this is what mom meant when she said ‘wash up for dinner.’
Norris66 2 months ago
Hey, I was saving that crumb for later!
Kidon Ha-Shomer 2 months ago
“Okay, okay, okay…I’ll get more peanut butter on the commercial.”
rockyridge1977 2 months ago
I wanted to see that………..?
shagsoprano 2 months ago
I know I taste good, Rover, but I can’t see the TV !
beltzdan53 Premium Member 2 months ago
ALL RIGHT, YOU LIKE PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY!
janemph 2 months ago
My daily bath, Thankyou Rover
Dodge Ram Guy 2 months ago
" I thought this was the touch-free wash. "
janiceirenemanning 2 months ago
I think You missed a spot!
jwatson80 2 months ago
You can see the tv better with a clean face!
tlcajc 2 months ago
You taste as good as a Milk Bone!
HOTLOTUS1 2 months ago
THANK YOU. MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!
pony21 Premium Member 2 months ago
Thanks, but I’m still gonna ask Mom to buy Mr. Bubble.
trainnut1956 2 months ago
No matter how much you lick, Mom is STILL going to make me take a bath…
trainnut1956 2 months ago
I should never have let you watch “Soylent Green”!
pawyatt316 2 months ago
Is my face that dirty or are you just giving me extra love licks?
listmom 2 months ago
Thanks Rover! I hate watching the kissing scenes.
allan979tx 2 months ago
You don’t have to wash me every time Mom calls us for dinner.
scott.davis.yl 2 months ago
Removing eye boogers has to be easier!
aelfheld 2 months ago
A little to the left . . .
dstriant 2 months ago
Not now, Rover. Clarabel is about to squirt Buffalo Bob!
fvelez1242 Premium Member 2 months ago
No fair licks between commercials!
AceGrandma 2 months ago
Of course I’d give you my final rose.
sawgrass4846 2 months ago
Dr. Lick is more fun than watching Dr. Kildare!
jcatechi about 2 months ago
This show brought to you by Dr. Lick
donnamay55 about 2 months ago
Hey! Wait for the commercial!
wincoach Premium Member about 2 months ago
Rover!! That spot was saved for Marcia Brady!
sfields693 about 2 months ago
I TOLD Mom I didn’t need to take a bath today.
AlligatorLizards about 2 months ago
Whoa there! Wilbur sure is lucky that you’re not Mr. Ed.
michael.homola82 about 2 months ago
Weatherman says “April showers bring May flowers.”
Big Garfield and Hobbes the Brave Before Swine about 2 months ago
Rover, please stop licking my face, I can’t see the television.
lauraflaherty about 2 months ago
Don’t worry Lassie will get Timmie out of the well
Ruben.Quezada1966 about 2 months ago
Thanks Red. I prefer a warm shower, but a warm lick is just as nice.
tappleman about 2 months ago
Here’s licking at you kid!
Malph about 2 months ago
Rover, your tongue just licked mine!
Dillithamir about 2 months ago
Could you at least drink some water after you ate whatever that was in the yard?
martwilburn109 about 2 months ago
OK! One more lick and back to the cartoons!
ComicLover2 Premium Member about 2 months ago
“Sorry, but the dog food ads make me hungry, and you are the best thing I can ever lick.”
markkahler52 about 2 months ago
“Rover, I’m detecting that squirrel from yesterday!”
larryej about 2 months ago
I told Mom not to buy oatmeal soap.
cutestute about 2 months ago
Hey! I’m not ready for my bath yet!
grin.barrett about 2 months ago
You had garlic again didn’t you???
linda.carpenter4 about 2 months ago
Don’t worry, Lassie will be OK.
darcyandsimon about 2 months ago
And just WHY do you think I shouldn’t be watching this show?
all5chapters1john about 2 months ago
“I know you’re jealous, but it’s just a cartoon.”
fieteam about 2 months ago
Dinner was OK but dessert is great !
[Unnamed Reader - 45dfaf] about 2 months ago
Don’t worry boy, no one here is gonna shoot you!
paulrickel about 2 months ago
You know they banned licker ads from T.V. years ago.
cellodude1990 about 2 months ago
“I don’t know why I’M crying over the ending of ‘My Dog Skip,’ and not you.”
ladykat about 2 months ago
Stop that! My face is already clean!
janet22936 about 2 months ago
Next time just get me a tissue!
jim01845 about 2 months ago
Caught up in our favorite show, then Rover decides it’s time for his close-up! Who needs popcorn when you’ve got unexpected kisses?
jim01845 about 2 months ago
Doctor howard, Doctor Howard, Doctor Lick
tsea333 about 2 months ago
Yipee! No bathtub tonight!
dtchcdn about 2 months ago
Lollipop, lollipop…
gmendel72 Premium Member about 2 months ago
I don’t need a bath. I took one on Saturday!
Boomer with a view about 2 months ago
Yes, you are right. I didn’t take a bath this morning.
lcrump341 about 2 months ago
I thought you had your snack already!
mimivg2003 about 2 months ago
Thanks, Dr. Lick, but I didn’t have an appointment today!
BiathlonNut about 2 months ago
Wow! At least I won’t need a bath tonight.
kjolvaney2 about 2 months ago
Was a deliciuos breakfast you had.
gary.f.lynch about 2 months ago
I think you just swallowed my contact lens!
[Unnamed Reader - 8f8b37] about 2 months ago
Not what I meant when I said ‘SPLASH DOWN’!
[Unnamed Reader - 5eab67] about 2 months ago
I love Peanut Butter and Jelly day!
stedwards1973 about 2 months ago
A little more to the right
22ieudi1 about 2 months ago
Did your tongue get longer?
mdenson50 Premium Member about 2 months ago
Thanks! That was the scary part.
awhatnot Premium Member about 2 months ago
“Watch the eyes!”
billsullivanhudsonma about 2 months ago
“Who needs napkins with slobber-chops as your best buddy.”
cloud9travel about 2 months ago
Is it over, Rover? Squirrel!
rcker1971 about 2 months ago
You noticed I chose the pizza for lunch at school today
c5d3efc64bb4f451 about 2 months ago
Not after you lick your privates!!!
transknitter189 about 2 months ago
We haven’t even made it to the sad part…but I guess Dr. Lick knows best!
cloud9travel about 2 months ago
You missed a place!
docachon about 2 months ago
Zee eye… watch for zee eye!!!
jbrcolympia about 2 months ago
You’re my favorite salt lick!
susanbaglee about 2 months ago
I hate watching mushy movies with you!
papadan.is.saved about 2 months ago
Good boy Rove….mom will surely accept this as my bath!
narwelscher about 2 months ago
Soap and water doesn’t hold a candle to a good old fashioned dog lick.
sydneyflooring about 2 months ago
I said Lickity split Rover
robertdkrebs Premium Member about 2 months ago
“ Dr. Lick, licks, licks, licks , licks, licks, licks , I love you “!
tacrisp1 about 2 months ago
Bathtubs are OK, but they don’t love like this!!!!
rugby007 about 2 months ago
1. I love it when you get home from school.2. Okay—now you!
dpnatsalois about 2 months ago
I do like when you leave a little peanut butter for me. I love you
EliotMike about 2 months ago
I don’t know why they call it a cow lick!
ldgrubio1976 about 2 months ago
I love you, I love you, I love you…
LPintheboonies about 2 months ago
“You’re welcome! I’ll pretend I’m enjoying this RinTinTin show for the hundredth timne.”
apollojr about 2 months ago
Dr. Lick’s solution to dry eye. Next time I just take the eye drops.
LindaDuBois about 2 months ago
You don’t have to thank me so much! I was going to watch Lassie Comes Home anyway.
lls8209 about 2 months ago
Mom told you I didn’t wash my face didn’t she?
scottvaleriem about 2 months ago
You missed a spot
autumn4ever Premium Member about 2 months ago
Remind me, Rover, to never watch “Old Yeller” ever again.
dj.byrne Premium Member about 2 months ago
OK, OK! I promise to blink more during the exciting parts.
rabravo about 2 months ago
I said wait until a commercial!
w2lj about 2 months ago
“It was a commercial for Dr. Pepper, not Dr. Lick!”
kcfl about 2 months ago
Can you taste the cayenne?
inmangt Premium Member about 2 months ago
“Hold on Rover! These are tears of joy!! Timmy never fell down a well”.
Paradisos Premium Member about 2 months ago
Please clean the screen, not my face!
[Unnamed Reader - a1da45] about 2 months ago
Yum, some milky bone!
ChrisInPS about 2 months ago
Yeah, but I’m not wearing glasses…
WaWizard about 2 months ago
Timmy and Lassie are lucky, We don’t even HAVE a well I can fall in for you!
mark spieller Premium Member about 2 months ago
Ok! Ok! No, STAR TREK today, I’ll turn on the Westminster Dog Show!
bwswolf about 2 months ago
Dr. Lick is doing a house call ……….. you’re lucky Red ….. ;)
frenostat about 2 months ago
Clean eyes = great TV
luckytemple about 2 months ago
Please stop watching the Hallmark channel…i know how it ends…
tammyspeakslife Premium Member about 2 months ago
“You missed a spot Rover.” “I’ll never need to wash my face as long as you’re around.”
kurt.wolfenbarger about 2 months ago
“I’m awake, I’m awake. I see the Milky Bone ad.”
ldvd4 about 2 months ago
Bottom of the ninth, last licks.
Frederick Holzheiser Premium Member about 2 months ago
Yum, P B & J
thomasj602000 about 2 months ago
Dr Licks detects a stray splatter of peanutty butter!
trueagape about 2 months ago
I’ve been thinking about teaching you sign language…tongue language has gotten a bit messy.
wapeltola about 2 months ago
Hey, only during the commercials.
aleutbean about 2 months ago
food commercials get to me too
robertkeithbrown58 about 2 months ago
Dr. Lick you do not have to clean out my eyes. I have seen kissing before?
robertkeithbrown58 about 2 months ago
Dr. Lick you do not have to clean out my eyes. That is only Garfield the Cat!
hansenlaurie955 about 2 months ago
This way I can wash up before dinner and still finish watching Lassie.
redwagon0927 about 2 months ago
You’re lucky I love you cuz you have some major Milky Bone breathe going on!
[Unnamed Reader - b788c0] about 2 months ago
We were lying down inside, watching TV. How did you hear a squirrel?
rencheple Premium Member about 2 months ago
Rover! I told you I only visit Dr. Lick during the commercial breaks!
[Unnamed Reader - b788c0] about 2 months ago
Doctor lick is back.
maopao about 2 months ago
Dr. Lick, I presume?
pconway about 2 months ago
I missed a spot.
sallyseckman about 2 months ago
Rover stop you licked off all the bacon crumbs off my cheeks already.
oggiedoggie71 about 2 months ago
Just minute mom. I’m washing my face.
Drbarb71 Premium Member about 2 months ago
Rover! You are my favorite dog, but why do you have to do that right when Lassie is about to save the day!
californiascreamin95 about 2 months ago
Rover I know how much you love me , you can never stop licking me !
kissmyace about 2 months ago
Thanks Rover! Two nights in a row I don’t have to wash my face before bed!
Stephen Gilberg about 2 months ago
“Quit blocking my view of Marcia Brady!”
fox_gary about 2 months ago
Ahhhgh, Rover, stop the licking! I am trying to watch our favorite Cartoons! I don’t have windshield wipers.
skolinger1 about 2 months ago
Dr. Lick, don’t you have a meeting to go to?
kkey2 about 2 months ago
Dr. Lick is in the house!!!
citadelnuz about 2 months ago
Stop! I already took my bath!
chinaclipper1 about 2 months ago
I told you to wait for the commercial!
Artman about 2 months ago
Maybe you should consider switching to chipmunks
Brianvan about 2 months ago
“When the ‘paws’ button is your pup’s favorite feature on the remote!”
mweller220 about 2 months ago
What did you get into out there?
bethcchurch about 2 months ago
Stop! Mom won’t let us eat in front of the TV.
grif5th about 2 months ago
Rover, you’re the only one I know that can spit and lick at the same time!
Pschrank about 2 months ago
Mom said I needed to have my face washed
kissmyace about 2 months ago
You’re right, mom sure does make the best sticky ribs!
testdma about 2 months ago
I want to see a full strip each day .. not this. When is it going to end?
dteeters60 about 2 months ago
Well, Red your mom did say to wash your face. She just didn’t say how!
powerspak about 2 months ago
See, I told you Mom’s waffles and syrup were better than the ones on TV!
stone32344 about 2 months ago
“Remind me to let Mom know that my face is already washed when she has us hit the sack.”
RJSM about 2 months ago
Let’s just snuggle!
RJSM about 2 months ago
I woof you soo much!
Pesky bannan-ah about 2 months ago
“Rover, please! Now is NOT the time to play ‘Voyage to the Bottom of the Sea!’”
jjensen53 about 2 months ago
Binge watching does NOT include binge licking!
mlgorinas2 about 2 months ago
Stop licking, Rover. There’s no peanut butter left on my face!
ComicsInMyPants Premium Member about 2 months ago
It’s lickety-SPLIT not lickety-SPIT!
JoeMartinFan Premium Member about 2 months ago
“Save it for the commercials, Rover! I’m missing my show!”
jmrbaugh about 2 months ago
“Not what Mom meant by time to wash up for dinner !”
Rob Larson about 2 months ago
When I said, He’s not licked yet! I meant the Lone Ranger, not me!
Froggy about 2 months ago
Okay we take bully sticks off the treat menu. Pew.
kathyscheib12 about 2 months ago
You’re sure a sloppy kisser!
cesiedelve about 2 months ago
It’s OK. Lassie saved Timmy. Just like I’d save you.
rjgauthier about 2 months ago
I love Dr Pol
MFRXIM Premium Member about 2 months ago
Are you trying to give me another “cowlick”?
kevin.w.coy about 2 months ago
We interrupt your regularly scheduled programming to bring you this message from Dr. Lick!
Chris Sherlock about 2 months ago
“I can’t see the TV with Dr. Lick in my eyes!”
netgirl26 about 2 months ago
You taste delicious!, I love it when you forget to wash your face on spaghetti night.
comcast-net about 2 months ago
I feel that Dr. Licks is living up to his name today!
gregbohning Premium Member about 2 months ago
I know you would save me like Lassy!
bwoodruf Premium Member about 2 months ago
Quit covering my eyes. I’m old enough to know Timmy fell in the well.
TCLarsen2 about 2 months ago
Ugh – you caught Mr. Squirel!
TCLarsen2 about 2 months ago
Rover – Saturday night bath time, was last night!
krissbarclay about 2 months ago
Ya got a dot of ketchup…
American Beagle Premium Member about 2 months ago
Sure Rover, I’ll buy you that new dog food, now stop licking me!
pfortulakohn about 2 months ago
Unconditional love. Today, tomorrow, always.
roy.h.ashley about 2 months ago
I don’t love Lucy. I love YOU!
wfalig about 2 months ago
Whoa! Mouthwash Popsicle breath.
donna.lettsome89 about 2 months ago
My licker loves your ticker!
pnconis about 2 months ago
Why do I have to take another shower?!
vamp13dnn about 2 months ago
I didn’t want you to interrupt your favorite show for your bath, so I’m helping you out!
maopao about 2 months ago
Why does it always end on a cliffhanger ?!
littlemoose about 2 months ago
Stop, Rover. I already had my monthly bath.
crazeekatlady about 2 months ago
Yes, Yes, that is the dog food I want you to get me! And the cute doggie with it! PLEASE???
jhoffm57 about 2 months ago
“Thanks, buddy; you know I always cry at the end of ‘Homeward Bound!’”
amaryllis2 Premium Member about 2 months ago
Showers in the forecast, not the right now!
patdet Premium Member about 2 months ago
“I hate it when commercials for dry eye medication come on.”
smccarty46 about 2 months ago
I said I’m glad you like me, NOT lick me!
biddray about 2 months ago
TV" the new male is female, the new female is male" Red" Great now what end of the extension cord do I put into the outlet."
MissyTiger about 2 months ago
“No, I don’t see how Dr Lick would have helped Gilligan get off the island”
dbrucepm about 2 months ago
Rover, Rover, don’t lick me all over
merenjames2 about 2 months ago
Dr. Lick has a reputation for being thorough!
Kobato about 2 months ago
“Wash my face for dinner? Don’t worry, Mom. Rover has that covered.”
possabilities14 about 2 months ago
That’s not what I meant by, ‘lickety-split!’
Southerntrail58 about 2 months ago
You don’t need to thank me every time a milky bone commercial comes on
possabilities14 about 2 months ago
GEEZ! Sure you didn’t miss a spot?!?
stevegiegerich about 2 months ago
That’s the last I brush with Peanut Butter Toothpase
The Amazing Kreskin about 2 months ago
Okay, okay, now do the left side!
bikeriden about 2 months ago
“Mom said we shouldn’t be sitting this close to the TV, but now I think I shouldn’t be sitting this close to you!”
teresamayberry about 2 months ago
Dr. Lick will see you now!
beany54 about 2 months ago
You had some peanut butter right there!
rgreenlief about 2 months ago
A kiss to build a dream on Buddy Boy!
tdelbalso1 about 2 months ago
“This is not what Mom meant by wash up before dinner!”
miztrniceguy about 2 months ago
Eeewwww…I saw what you’ve been licking!
rkabq about 2 months ago
You’re not a doctor; you just play one while I’m watching TV.
citadelnuz about 2 months ago
That’s too much slobbery love!
rosmosus about 2 months ago
Rover, you are the only one who knows all my secrets and your licks are sweet and undefinable -
mtrueblood about 2 months ago
“It’s okay, Red. Lassie saves Timmy and they both live happily ever after.”
heypudin about 2 months ago
A kiss is worth a thousand words!
collosse about 2 months ago
i should have washed my face after eating my hamburger.
colelabs about 2 months ago
“Oh, it’s just your hair, I thought it was Cheeto residue”
colelabs about 2 months ago
“oh, it’s your hair, I thought it was a Cheeto.”
jadem308 about 2 months ago
You missed a spot.
jenniferdorsey.powell about 2 months ago
You said you had something in your eye.
kinich79 about 2 months ago
I’m not a beef flavored Tutsi Roll!
BRBurns1960 about 2 months ago
What did you THINK ‘Old Yeller’ was about?
Jim G Premium Member about 2 months ago
“Has anyone ever drowned during a commercial break before?”
jkbarrett64 about 2 months ago
No, that’s not what last licks means.
cynthia.risner about 2 months ago
Keep it up, Rover! When you lick my eyes I don’t have to see the mushy parts!
cynthia.risner about 2 months ago
I know the dog food commercials make you hungry but leave me alone!
bdunworth about 2 months ago
Dr. Lick’s timing needs some work, I missed the Super Bowl kick off!
TFishler about 2 months ago
Thanks Rover! This way I can have my bath AND watch TV!
markkausler Premium Member about 2 months ago
Rover! I want to watch LIVE TV, not saLIVEa TV!
Searcy9320 about 2 months ago
“No Rover, I am not going to play Timmy and go down a well.”
eyt about 2 months ago
It’s OK Rover! I’ve seen June and Ward Cleaver kiss before!
wallymeyer1017 about 2 months ago
“Why must you go wild whenever a food commercial comes on?”
pandabo about 2 months ago
My bubble fill in would read "It’s okay Red, Lassie’s coming home!
Ricky Bennett about 2 months ago
“Tongue you very much”…
jacobyjenni8 about 2 months ago
“I’m sorry Dr. Lick! I’ll make sure that I pay the two milky bones doctor’s fee on time"
roy.hull about 2 months ago
OK Rover, I won’t watch that cat video
David2 about 2 months ago
“Hey!! Save the juiciness for the back end!”
Mknuppel Premium Member about 2 months ago
Now the other eyebrow.
augjames about 2 months ago
“Say it, Rover, don’t spray it!”
maopao about 2 months ago
Houston, we have a problem!
timelesstreasurestexas about 2 months ago
Censorship takes a licking.
owensfamily97 Premium Member about 2 months ago
“Commercial time! Today’s programming is brought to you by Dr. Lick!”
Old Time Tales Premium Member about 2 months ago
“Not during ‘Lost in Space’!”
BB71 about 2 months ago
Mounds? Almond Joy?
curtis.l.repp about 2 months ago
“The vert hold flicker is perfectly timed with the speed of your licker.”
DonutLord20 about 2 months ago
[god, a ton of people like this strip.]
darthnul about 2 months ago
Double up on the cowlick please.
lisaleeanderson about 2 months ago
I already had a bath, Rover but I love you too.
tloewen about 2 months ago
Don’t look now Red, it’s a kitty litter commercial!
traciekline about 2 months ago
“I sure hope you have not been drinking out of the toilet again”
mnc1972 about 2 months ago
mnc1972 “Rover, I already took a bath”
randandsand about 2 months ago
I love the new brand of maple syrup!
rokkinrobin531 about 2 months ago
“I love spaghetti nights”
Noleboy1 about 2 months ago
Yes, Rover, I love you more than TV.
jeffey about 2 months ago
Was this the reason why you wanted me to slap a hamburger against my face ?
KittyKid about 2 months ago
“Hey, who turned the lights out? In real life, I mean.”
brooke.chad56 about 2 months ago
Yes, I had a pb&j sandwich for lunch!
jerkybill about 2 months ago
Sorry. You had something on your face from dinner.
J&B about 2 months ago
Captain’s Log: Stardate 8032.5, Extremely slurpy weather…
hahabiteme about 2 months ago
Lick the screen if like the dog food ad, not me!
CarolynStein about 2 months ago
There’s a little schmutz right here
vealeorchicken about 2 months ago
Glad you get to taste the meatloaf I had for dinner
rhefner about 2 months ago
“Dr. Lick says, Tell your Mom that you already took your bath anymore, so you can watch more tv.”
kgirvin about 2 months ago
Dr. Lick has “puppy breath”!
mike.bruff about 2 months ago
Yum! Buttered popcorn.
DevilDog2001 Premium Member about 2 months ago
“Great theory, but this isn’t helping me see the TV better.”
corvetteman554 about 2 months ago
I said sic ’em not lick ’em
dviking Premium Member about 2 months ago
Make sure the part is on the right
hugheseil about 2 months ago
“Make sure you get behind my ears!”
eightballsinker about 2 months ago
Yes Rover! Mom does make the best sticky ribs!
sruettgers about 2 months ago
“Who’s not paying attention?”
scotth61 about 2 months ago
I could see just fine. My eyes didn’t need a cleaning.
Charlotte Sterling about 2 months ago
Ooooh. Ooooooh. Kay Okay! Mr Lik! We can watch “Secret Squirrel” first!
waplatt Premium Member about 2 months ago
This is not what I meant when I said I could lick him!
rjthomas226 about 2 months ago
“I can see fine. Now I’ll have spit drips!”
bmorseideas about 2 months ago
LASSIE! I CAN’T THANK YOU ENOUGH!
stevelaumann about 2 months ago
I promise I won’t fall down the well.
johngar67 about 2 months ago
“Do you have to do that everytime a dog food commercial comes on?”
fantoume about 2 months ago
That’s the last time we watch Lassie!
khaberstock about 2 months ago
I hate that mom made you the TV censor.
[Unnamed Reader - c94290] about 2 months ago
Look, I appreciate that but you don’t have to kiss me every time a Petco commercial comes on.
itsnow2001 about 2 months ago
Windshield wippers
itsnow2001 about 2 months ago
Windshield wipers
Miz about 2 months ago
Dr. Lick, I appreciate the wash, but I can’t see the TV!
clownjuggler about 2 months ago
No! She sang “somebody to watch over me.”
john.stuff21 Premium Member about 2 months ago
Rover, it’s not my bathtime yet!
Irishjet about 2 months ago
I love your “kisses” but I can’t see TV!
rfin89 Premium Member about 2 months ago
1. “We already agreed… today it was my turn to choose the channel.” 2. “Just one more minute, then we’ll go outside. I promise.”
Notso WiseGuy Premium Member about 2 months ago
It’s tv time, not bath time, and we’re not cats!
Notso WiseGuy Premium Member about 2 months ago
Why does this show make you all kissy-face, anyway?
AndyM007 about 2 months ago
“It’s not time to eat until the show is over…”
douglas.michaels about 2 months ago
Ok! I know it’s your dinner time! But can you just wait until the next commercial?
douglas.michaels about 2 months ago
Ok! I know it’s your dinner time ! Can you just wait until the next commercial?
leavelljeff about 2 months ago
Rover I can’t see Lassie saving Timmy from the bottom of the well
leavelljeff about 2 months ago
Stop, I know I am your best pal.
FrankRHarr about 2 months ago
Scooby-Do is NOT a horrrow show. It’s a comic mystery! I can watch it!
FrankRHarr about 2 months ago
I’d better not catch anything.
jenihouser28 about 2 months ago
he just got the gangster against the wall- and NOW you start licks?
jenihouser28 about 2 months ago
he just got the gangster against the wall- and NOW you start licking?
[Unnamed Reader - d278a6] about 2 months ago
Rover, those were happy tears
zettelarson about 1 month ago
ok, ok, the commercial’s over..
zettelarson about 1 month ago
ok,ok, the commercial is over.