We raised our son out in the country… and when he was ready to be out of diapers we just had him drop trou when the urge hit. Which worked very well indeed until we were in town and walking past JC Penny’s store window when the urge hit…
hey guys im kinda new to C & H, so i just want some help understanding it. basically hobbes is really just a stuffed tiger, but calvin imagines him as real. or can he transform to and fro in front of others? has ANYONE else other than calvin seen him as a real tiger?
A cousin had 3 boys who along with dad would urinate off the deck. Eventually he had to tell them to stop going in just one spot. It was killing the grass!
A story my parents used to love to tell to new friends and girlfriends I brought to the house about the time I was three and went outside to “help” my father shovel the driveway after a blizzard. It seems I was overheated (and no doubt overdressed) when I walked out the door, and by the time I reached my father, I had managed to lose all my clothes except for my boots. I don’t know if I peed when I was frolicking about al fresco, but my dad nearly pooped his pants when he saw me. :-D
One of the funniest bathroom humor “Calvin and Hobbes” strips. I like how happy Calvin looks as a dog. Then we’ll get another funny similar strip next week!
codycab 3 days ago
By being an animal, of course.
Sugar Bombs 95 3 days ago
Calvin as a dog looks so cute.
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover 3 days ago
The same way he was able to shift from human to dog. Magic.
snsurone76 3 days ago
Dad’s REALLY not smart—how did he ever become a lawyer??
chaosed2 3 days ago
I’m more curious if he was able to dot the i when he spelled his name.
paulbbott1629 3 days ago
“Watch out where the Calvin Dog goes and don’t you eat that yellow snow”
BigDaveGlass 3 days ago
Yeah, Calvin looks good as a dog.
wallylm 3 days ago
Now we just need Hobbes to do it at the same spot for the two of them to get into a fight over territorial possession of that tree.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 3 days ago
The tree isn’t talking…
Concretionist 3 days ago
We raised our son out in the country… and when he was ready to be out of diapers we just had him drop trou when the urge hit. Which worked very well indeed until we were in town and walking past JC Penny’s store window when the urge hit…
orinoco womble 3 days ago
Calvin, shapeshifter.
stairclimber33 3 days ago
hey guys im kinda new to C & H, so i just want some help understanding it. basically hobbes is really just a stuffed tiger, but calvin imagines him as real. or can he transform to and fro in front of others? has ANYONE else other than calvin seen him as a real tiger?
jmworacle 3 days ago
I don’t think you would like to know, Dad.
cracker65 3 days ago
C’mon dad. You do it too every chance you get.
Jayalexander 3 days ago
The tree looked thirsty.
markkahler52 3 days ago
Did Calvin leave a dog log?
No 6 3 days ago
I knew Calvin was Poncho in disguise!
See today’s ‘Pooch Cafe’!
Zykoic 3 days ago
Wife caught me “watering the shrubs” in the backyard and said I am a typical male dog!
The Reader Premium Member 3 days ago
Yellow snow!
Ropey Wee Yoofo 3 days ago
That is disgusting.
cdward 3 days ago
We had a designated tree in the backyard for the boys. No big deal.
stevesabe 3 days ago
left yellow snow
Funniguy 3 days ago
It’s an X vs Y thing.
dflak 3 days ago
Reason number 1 why I am glad I’m not a girl: the world is my urinal.
SquidGamerGal 3 days ago
Just don’t look behind the tree. Hey, I said don’t look! There’s nothing back there! DON’T CALVIN!!! Told him not to look…
uniquename 3 days ago
“All the world is a men’s room.”
gantech 3 days ago
Don’t ask….
gozirra2 Premium Member 3 days ago
A cousin had 3 boys who along with dad would urinate off the deck. Eventually he had to tell them to stop going in just one spot. It was killing the grass!
JRobinson Premium Member 3 days ago
Hope he kicked some snow over it, so Moe can’t track him down!
sandpiper 3 days ago
Terrific today. Great laugh. : )
Redd Panda 3 days ago
Seems that calvin’s dad has forgotten his own childhood.
guenette.charlie(BozoKnows) 3 days ago
Too bad this didn’t become a second version of “Calvin Peeing on _____”.
baskate_2000 3 days ago
Don’t think you’ll like the answer.
Amra Leo 3 days ago
Doin’ it doggy style!
ThreeDogDad Premium Member 3 days ago
It looks like when you wrote your name, it just kind of dribbled off at the end.
RobertWright1 3 days ago
Beware the yellow snow
boniface22 3 days ago
Don’t eat yellow snow.
Jaddis 3 days ago
The shape of that shovel isn’t an easy thing to draw in perspective…I love Watterson’s artwork.
InuYugiHakusho 3 days ago
You don’t want to know…
rockyridge1977 3 days ago
……and happy from the relief!!!!!
bloodykate 3 days ago
LOL!
Saddenedby Premium Member 3 days ago
that’s why you don’t eat yellow snow or frozen tootsie rolls. js(≧︶≦))( ̄▽ ̄ )ゞ
chuckcork1 3 days ago
Top tip: Don’t eat yellow snow.
Emperor Rick 3 days ago
Be the dog.
morningglory73 Premium Member 3 days ago
Really Dad? How do you think he did? That tree is a big hint.
win.45mag 3 days ago
Don’t eat the yellow snow.
Webby_dog 3 days ago
I love this one
MRBLUESKY529 2 days ago
Now that bush does not need to be watered. Two problems solved.
Daltongang Premium Member 2 days ago
Dreamed I was an eskimo
Frozen wind began to blow
Under my boots and around my toes
The frost that bit the ground below
It was a hundred degrees below zero…
And my mama cried
And my mama cried
Nanook, a-no-no
Nanook, a-no-no
Don’t be a naughty eskimo
Save your money, don’t go to the show
Well I turned around and I said oh, oh oh
Well I turned around and I said oh, oh oh
Well I turned around and I said ho, ho
And the northern lights commenced to glow
And she said, with a tear in her eye
Watch out where the Calvin’s go,
and don’t you eat that yellow snow
Watch out where the Calvin’s go,
and don’t you eat that yellow snow
DKHenderson 2 days ago
Calvin makes a cute puppy! I love how the first panel answers Dad’s question without saying a word.
Geezer 2 days ago
I once had a female dog who saw the males lift their legs and leave p-mail messages on trees and posts. She lifted her leg and left a reply.
Wizard of Ahz-no relation 2 days ago
I don’t remember this from any of the compilations
rdublu 2 days ago
Ive never seen the strip theyve been showing the last couple days…its so grest seeing “new” ones, precious!
socalvillaguy Premium Member 2 days ago
A story my parents used to love to tell to new friends and girlfriends I brought to the house about the time I was three and went outside to “help” my father shovel the driveway after a blizzard. It seems I was overheated (and no doubt overdressed) when I walked out the door, and by the time I reached my father, I had managed to lose all my clothes except for my boots. I don’t know if I peed when I was frolicking about al fresco, but my dad nearly pooped his pants when he saw me. :-D
jrankin1959 2 days ago
Country folk get it. (Then say to you, "You’ve never done that?)
Calvins Brother 2 days ago
Does a Calvin sh** in the woods?
Calvins Brother 2 days ago
The last time my sister did that, she got poison ivy all over her butt.
wiley207 2 days ago
One of the funniest bathroom humor “Calvin and Hobbes” strips. I like how happy Calvin looks as a dog. Then we’ll get another funny similar strip next week!
Holden Awn 2 days ago
I have seen female humans do an outdoor urination too, but only when they were either drunk or desperate or both.
gatorpe 2 days ago
“In the Final Moments of His Life, Calvin Has One Last Talk with Hobbes”
MoultonFamily 2 days ago
[bro] two things. 1: Calvin looks really good as a dog and 2: Was it #1 or #2? /:I
anomaly 2 days ago
The world is his bathroom.
J The Great 2 days ago
wouldn’t you like to know
GKBOWOOD Premium Member 2 days ago
Would have been even better if Calvin had been drawn as a weener dog!!
kathybear 2 days ago
Ah, so that’s where that “bumper sticker” came from!
Bilan 2 days ago
Dad will know the answer to his question – after he goes back inside.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 2 days ago
You will regret asking that question, Dad.
JoeMartinFan Premium Member 2 days ago
Caldog! Or Dogvin? Or, since Calvin’s a kid, maybe Calpup? Or Pupvin?
Smeagol 2 days ago
… I was born in a small town, and I live in a small town, every tree was where I peed in my small town, none of them were missed by me.
SchipLvr 2 days ago
Hey ,guys! If you don’t learn cursive in school, how do expect to write your name in the snow?
No 6 2 days ago
Does anyone else wonder if their comment will be read when they post this far down?
fuzz3942 2 days ago
Altho Calvin is a little demon, in my mind I want to believe Hobbes is real.
fuzz3942 2 days ago
Notice the hair on top of the pup’s head. That’s classic Calvin.
g04922 2 days ago
Calvin stopped by the neighborhood dogs’ favorite tree…
brick10 2 days ago
Don’t eat yellow snow!
CleverHans Premium Member 2 days ago
Calvin went wee wee wee without going all the way home.
vilho Premium Member 2 days ago
Look for the yellow hole in the snow.