Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for May 07, 2022

Kip, run while you can!! Don’t look back! She’s NOT worth it! lol

And Dez, who can’t afford a few dollars… wants to donate it to charity? What?

There is a word for women that you would have to pay for

Please break up … ✨

You got a better, Stef? We’re all ears.

This is starting to feel kind of like one of those, “Will the checks be together or separate?” kind of scenarios. . . .

C above beat me to it.

On the other hand, maybe that ends this arc – after only one week – record time for G&K!

I’m still amazed that Tif is evolving into a more nuanced, sympathetic character.

That’s the widest open I can remember seeing Kip’s eyes! Maybe they have been “opened.” But, for a young hormone factory it’s going to be hard to give up the sweet deal he has.

Then, of course, there’s always Tiffany waiting in the wings… or even Bets? On the other hand, either of these scenarios would cause major disruption in the Quad!

Better not think too long on this, Kippie.

The way Stef speaks in the second panel seems to have a double meaning, and apparently Kip understood it not the way it really is.

Has Stef copied some of Amber Heard’s tricks?

“Break Stef and Kip up!”

Great idea, Bets!

I’d still look for another roommate come Fall, lest Stef starts dating someone WORSE.

Someone just got schooled.

i am afraid our cheerleader has won the title of most annoying Luann character!

I actually prefer “ain’t I” to “aren’t I.” (You might say “I ain’t,” but you’d never say “I aren’t”!)

Ah….what’s “ETF”?

See? I told you Stef would complain that it wasn’t fair.

Run Kip run!!

If I were Kip. Or “Kippie” as she refers to him (barf), I would most definitely be wearing the finest earplugs that money can buy…..

Holy crap, this barn yard Bozo expects a “stud fee”. Now, just who is the hooker, and who is the hookee?

Funny strip today.

Well if you think about it, there’s not much difference between a prostitute and a gf/fiance/wife….one you pay for sex directly and the other indirectly. I can see stef and kip breaking up again just to end up having makeup sex.

He’s not been asked to pay for sex. He’s been asked to pay for the place to do it. Paying for the meal and room is usually the guy’s job.

Omg I hope he dumps her

Yikes..

It seems like paying for booking the place is a problem for Kip and Stef. GOOD!!! It’s a little sad to see how easily Kippie is ready to say “Hi” and leave Stef to avoid paying the fee. Was their intense romance really that superficial? Is he poor or just stingy? Maybe this will be the time that the two of them break up for real and Tiffany will end up with having a broken and crying Stef constantly in their room. But by now, Tiffany has developed her cynicism enough to not care anymore.

This arc over? Nothing got resolved. All it really did was expose the misogynistic freaks who posted!

Isn’t Kip a jock? Doesn’t he have to go to practise?

Sigh. . . I wish someone would knock Steffi’s teeth out already. They’re annoying—and so is she!

Will Kip skip making whoopee with Steffi? Stay tuned! :D

If you have to pay to be with her, then she’s not worth it. In Steff’s case, she’s not worth it anyway.

What’s an ETF?

Kip isn’t too bright, is he?

Under the similar circumstances, Kip, meet the virgin, Jack Benny.

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He’s still thinking it over.

Well, ‘til next week, when we find out about Kip’s thoughts.

Time for the privacy hut to come down, this is obviously not working nor is it being shared equally.

So, they’re basically saying that Stef is a prostitute in the making?

Every time I see “Kippie” with his girlfriend, he looks like he’s fighting the urge to jump off a cliff.

Uh Oh! I think he really likes Tiffany. Don’t even think of Bets you horndog. Sorry Stef your body is itself not enough to a real relationship.

etf ?

Maybe she should pay him.

I guess I’m not in the loop. What’s an etf?

“I’m a star college football player, in what reality would I have to pay for it?” is what Kipp is thinking right now.

I think they girls just developed the crowbar to pry these two apart. And if Kip does decide to pay, wouldn’t that make Stef a hooker?

I was hoping Kip would take one look at the number of days Stef has blocked off, turn to her and holler, Who do you think I am, Wilt Chamberlain?

The thought never occurred to him….pay for sex!

Future story development: At some point Stef comes to Tiffany for help … Kip is failing a course that Tiff did OK in, and risks losing his position on the team . Tiff reluctantly agrees to help “tutor” him, and ….. one thing leads to another ….

“Your Money or life.”“Come on, you! Your money or your life!”“I’m THINKING IT OVER!!”

I would never expect college students to give to charity. Most are struggling to pay for college.

This quad + 1 + privacy hut story line was dead in the water when it came, now it’s starting to smell. Disband and fumigate the quad, return Tiffany to her Queen Bee status, and send Bets home to Gunther. And, happy mothers day, Bets ,,,,,.. (just foolin’)

$5? Worth it!

Lol! Reminds me of the old vaudevillian joke, “Your money or your wife?”; “Wait, I’m thinking!” ;-DThe fee is for a short term rental of the PH. But it’s interesting that Kip is hesitant. I like Tiffany’s side comment. So, if Stef and Kip break up, will they get rid of the Hut? :-o

Just what does this ‘hut’ consist of?….and who hoses it down after Steph and Kit are done?…who cleans it….is it just out in the open with sheets around it? No soundproofing?

Stef there is a song Hot Child In The City.

Entire universes have disappeared into Stef’s huge gaping maw. Talk about your black hole. Frightening.

Is Steff worth Kip sending some of his NIL money on? (definition for the ones who pay little time on reading sports. Name, Image, Likeness, are endorsements college athletes can make, and, earn money from without losing their eligibility.)

Kippie ka-cheapie

What is an ETF? An ExtraTerrestrial Frolic? Ideas, anyone?

Whatever Stef and Kip are thinking of, they can just forget it. Those girls are fed up with those two and so am I.

Hear that? It’s the screen door hitting equality in the a** as it leaves.

Why would Kip have to pay? He’s the guest.

For a moment, I thought Bets said “NFT”. She was about to become the worst character in the whole strip. I mean, she’s still somewhere in the bottom 10, but still…

I got nothing.

Why does HE have to pay? Shouldn’t she be shelling out?

ETF is Canadian for WTF. Instead of saying What the F—?, they say Eh The F—-?

Many of the things we get for free we would pay for if absolutely necessary, but not as long as they are still available somewhere else for free.

Kip and Stefi have no idea how much the booking fee is since they just walked in. Kip is probably thinking it is a lot more than 2 bucks.

The gent picking up the tab is traditional, indeed it’s a tradition from time immemorial. Ladies pick up the tab sometimes, too, but it generally is thought to reflect badly on the gent-for-hire; or, as the case may be, on the kept boy.

Oh, ho, ho!

We’ve settled that part, now we’re just negotiating the price…

I have a feeling that what Kip is “thinking” could be things we might not be allowed to say here…!

This is just an immature teen extension of little girls building blanket forts. But seriously, it would be so perfect…and make me so happy….if the next strip showed a campus official handing them a notice to remove the privacy hut, citing it as a fire hazard

Sunday: Shannon feels left out on Mother’s Day. :-(

Just buy a car with a big back seat. Or a van, aka The Shaggin Wagon. Doing it behind a blanket in the living room is gross, lazy, and unromantic. But no, Stef is not a “slut” because she wants to be with her boyfriend, unless Kip is also a slut for wanting to be with his girlfriend*. Kip’s just boring and unimaginative. I hope Tiff get over her crush on him; she deserves better.

*If Stef gets preggers, she’ll be the slut who should have kept her legs shut and shamed for life if she has to drop out of school and file for financial help, while Kip will be high-fived for “scoring” and not expected to pay child support because Stef “tricked” him into it by being female. He will go on to marry the well-connected daughter of a rich white conservative, run for office, and claim Stef is a lying gold-digger who got pregnant by another guy in order to trap him.

Once you notice that Stef looks exactly like an inflatable sex doll in the second panel, it’s tough to un-see.

Please no morehumping makes my brain freeze stories. I find it extremely irritating that we have to witness the horny and oblivious Stef and her sex-driven lover behave as if they had a real problem. The whole privacy hut thing is absurd.

When I look at Tiffany, I see an adult-ish Shannon.

Finally! An interesting strip! Usually only 1/2 of an action happens each day. Today several things happen!! Wow isn’t that impressive..

That’s EFT, and why am I not surprised Bets would be into Hustle Culture crap like that?

Panel # 3 and Kip looks like he’s had his bell rung too many times. Maybe the kid needs a new helmet. Maybe it’s too late for that.

Since the Luann comic strip is obsessed with analyzing teen sexual behaviors, maybe next week we can see Gunther and Bets arguing about how they don’t have the kind of sex life Step and Kip have.

As long as it was free Kip was all in, but pay for it?

Careful Kippie, you may end up paying for her the rest of your life.

At A Boy Kipi

Keep hoping, Tiff. Kip seems to be doing a small but important bit of thinking with his brain rather than with that other organ….

It was/is/will be a long depressing story line. I think that I learned two things: 1) Tiffany has to break away from these turkeys. 2) Kip should never be allowed to reproduce.

I would think the meter would always be running with a girl like her.

now maybe i like where this is going

All relationships always end where money begins, great truth!

Kippie objects to Paying but Not to being a Gigalo?

Why buy the cow when you get the milk for free…

Why should Kip pay for what Stef is giving away for free…?