Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for May 02, 2024

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    lvlax  7 months ago

    “I’ll never let go, jack.. Batubs will be a success.” Glub glub glub.. ;)

    It’s true.. all Bets and Tiff need are those musicians who kept playing, while the Titanic sunk in the ocean. lol

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    Mordock999 Premium Member 7 months ago

    I gotta admit.

    I admire Bets and her stubborn tenacity, sometimes.

    She don’t give up easy.

    But then again, neither did General Custer…….., ;-)

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    beb01  7 months ago

    Karen seems aware that her story is like the Titanic, a huge sinking mess, but she persists in extending the sinking.

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    Wilkins068  7 months ago

    ’Let’s back up and hit th iceberg again!’

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    Argythree  7 months ago

    I’m impressed that the Evanses showed Tiffany knew the story of the Titanic. She’s not so shallow after all…

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    kenhense  7 months ago

    Well from time to time – Tiffany the Bimbo gets in her share of zingers.

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    MeanBob Premium Member 7 months ago

    Well, yes, but he was cleared of responsibility, albeit postmortem.

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    sallymargret  7 months ago

    BOR-RING.

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    Willow Mt Lyon  7 months ago

    Give it up ladies. You can’t give someone a brand. People are in charge of their own lives.

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    snsurone76  7 months ago

    Unlike the captain of the Titanic, at least Bets admits her project is a flop.

    BTW, what happened to their school assignment?

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    Joe1962  7 months ago

    Tiff understands that it’s time to shut it down, bur Bets still thinks she pull this off, "Well boys, do your best for the women and children, and look at for yourselves ".

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    Sue Ellen  7 months ago

    “All hands abandon ship!” as the claxon sounds in the background! (Thinking of the Star Trek: Next Gen episode “Cause and Effect” where they got stuck in a time loop. They were only stuck for 18 days. How long have Bets and Tiff been stuck?)

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    Joe1962  7 months ago

    RIP Richard Tandy Keyboardist of ELO he was 76 years old.

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    9thCapricorn  7 months ago

    Tiff said it. They bombed. Time to move on, girls.

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    reedkomicks Premium Member 7 months ago

    They need to help each other figure out themselves first…

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    JonGoss  7 months ago

    They are already building the business case and don’t know it. Basically it’s not about 1:1 coaching as it doesn’t scale, but creating a course or guidebook and offering it online for a scalable price and offering 1:1 services for a higher price that covers their manual time spent while the online courses generate passive income with bi-yearly updates.

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    nightflight  7 months ago

    Oh, Tiffany, poor sleepy eyed Tiffany, bring back the bright eyed, sexy, seductress that once prowled the high school.

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    French Persons Premium Member 7 months ago

    This arc is like a viral infection… It just keeps hanging on…

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    jeff_e  7 months ago

    The Luann email that arrived today had a header reading “What makes something funny?” All I could think was, “Find out and apply it to this story arc.”

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    OneTime59  7 months ago

    Re-branding the branding that was never branded.

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    The Joke Explainer Premium Member 7 months ago

    If this arc continues on Monday, I’m going to LOSE IT.

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    cmjackson4  7 months ago

    It’s time to move on, the horse is dead on this story line.

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    mgl179  7 months ago

    Very appropriate analogy Tiff, especially if you discount that the Titanic was well designed, built, actually floated and made it out of port. Oh, and people actually used it and enjoyed it. It was a success. The only reason its success was so short was human stupidity (which is the main thing you two have in common with the Titanic)

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    TampaFanatic1  7 months ago

    Props to Tiff figuring out that this is not the greatest idea. What is next? Gunther or Bern showing up and giving Bets another “good” idea??

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    Ellis97  7 months ago

    Most people would give up and try something else.

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    Kaycee Lane  7 months ago

    Back when this arc started, on March 27, they had a rebranding assignment due on April 1. I think it’s a little over due at this point. As is a different arc.

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    GirlGeek Premium Member 7 months ago

    Tiffany is reverting into her past self and I don’t like that.

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    The Anderson  7 months ago

    I feel like we’re rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. Where is this going? Weeks of nothingness.

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    BLUEBONNETS Premium Member 7 months ago

    It’s time to stick a fork in this storyline and call it done.

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    RSH  7 months ago

    They made a promise to a client and they have to follow through or they are not proper business people; Bets and Tiff should have tried their concept on themselves first; they made assumptions; they didn’t dig deep yet they are in a hole; I believe they will follow through but not until they do the homework they should have done earlier.

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    IWannaBeLerxst  7 months ago

    Worst. Story. Arc. EVER.

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    wirepunchr  7 months ago

    “Dámn the icebergs, full speed ahead!”

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    Bernedoodle  7 months ago

    The captain of the Titanic said “who ordered the ice?”

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    Ron Dunn Premium Member 7 months ago

    E.J. Smith ignored the iceberg warnings despite receiving multiple messages. Plus the alleged conversation he and Bruce Ismay had about speeding up the ship.

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    preacherman Premium Member 7 months ago

    They’re problem is they can’t identify someone who needs rebranding. Luann is someone who is comfortable with herself and feels no need to be rebranded. Betts ought to make an ad posting to touch base with some of her FOLLOWERS from her old site, people who probably really need to be rebranded.

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    baskate_2000  7 months ago

    I’m beginning to think that hara kiri is the next inevitable step in getting away from this inanity.

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    Call me Ishmael  7 months ago

    This thread has a 200-ft gash below the waterline. Lower the boats ! Women and children first!

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    jconnors3954  7 months ago

    Bets has a future as a spin doctor.

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    EMGULS79  7 months ago

    Does this mean this Ark has finally reached the end of its voyage?

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    rbullfogg  7 months ago

    This chapter of the strip is getting really boring.

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    dwl1  7 months ago

    Sinking arc. Next please…

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    dv1093  7 months ago

    I never thought I’d get this close to shutting down Luann’s strip, but this arc has me reallllly close.

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    lemonbaskt  7 months ago

    the soup of the day is new england clam chowder oyster crackers are a extra charge

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    txmystic  7 months ago

    Near…Far…whereeeeeeever you are…

    I believe that this arc does go on, and on, and on…….

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Recognizing that the idea they thought was so good wasn’t is a great act of maturity, especially if they are able to talk about it so calmly. Tiffany and Bets work well as business partners, let’s hope they continue to work together. I would have liked if Luann could have found her major thanks to them, but that leaves the possibility that Jack will be the one helping her. He’s studying to be a vet thanks to her and could return the favor.

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member 7 months ago

    The Titanic sank…….

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    Just-me  7 months ago

    Fix yourselves first.

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    locake  7 months ago

    Pretty sad when Tiffany is the smartest one in the room.

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    cfkelley  7 months ago

    Boycott Luann until Evans and Evans dump this storyline.

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    Old Tarf Premium Member 7 months ago

    That’s right. Spin it Bets, spin it good!

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    tcayer  7 months ago

    “Taking too much time?” It’s been like two days…

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    jrankin1959  7 months ago

    You’ve been watching the movie again, haven’t you, Tiffany?

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    DaBump Premium Member 7 months ago

    No, he didn’t, but the effect will be the same if you go with that.

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    calliarcale  7 months ago

    “Hofstadter’s law – It always takes longer than you expect, even when you take into account Hofstadter’s Law.”

    This is an important rule to learn when first embarking on project management. ;-)

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 7 months ago

    They have the makings of Press Secretaries with clever spins.

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    andersjg Premium Member 7 months ago

    The iceberg survived….

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    Pipe Tobacco Premium Member 7 months ago

    No need to tell Luann anything….. just leave her alone.

    I am glad they are “refining their course forward” (business buzz-speak for figuring out how to salvage their foolish plan). I think they should start over and do something completely different, behind the scenes, and doing so with the thousands of Moony students we never see. Then after they are done….. have an actual scene here where Tiffany is shown clicking a keyboard button and proclaiming to Bets, “I just submitted our project…. minutes before the due date! C’mon, let’s go do something fun instead.”

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    GaryCooper  7 months ago

    In military parlance, it’s time to make “an orderly advance to the rear.”

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    comic reader 22  7 months ago

    I think Bets and Tiffany should have a thorough discussion about their business plan – like for two or three more weeks at least.

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    mindjob  7 months ago

    Maybe they too can hire an orchestra to play while their ship sinks

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    NiteKat  7 months ago

    I don’t think they have to worry about telling Luann anything. I doubt she’s eagerly awaiting her “new brand.” If they really feel the need to tell her anything, they could just say: “We concluded you’re fine just the way you are,” and let it go at that. A blank slate full of potential isn’t such a bad thing.

    And before anyone starts yelling, “Luann needs to focus, Luann needs to pick a course of study,” let me say I agree with that assessment,. But LUANN is a fictional character who can only behave the way her creators want her to. And right now they want her to be a shallow, lazy idiot.

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    AndrewSihler  7 months ago

    Magical thinking is never a good idea.

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    The Quiet One  7 months ago

    So what does that tell you?

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    chaszigmund  7 months ago

    Unfortunately, this storyline is about as good as their business model…

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    ACTIVIST1234  7 months ago

    Glad yo see these two had a chance to go home, sleep, change clothes. Decisions are always best when made after a sound sleep and with strong Java in hand.

    As I recommended on another site, they should highlight Lu’s breadth of interests and offer to brand her

    Ms. Flexible orRenaissance Woman

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    jojo318  7 months ago

    Has there ever been a more boring, non-ending arc in the history of Luann?

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    BJShipley1  7 months ago

    …we’re in for another week of this, aren’t we?

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    fitzdr  7 months ago

    I called this an idiotic topic a couple of weeks ago. I promised to stop reading this strip if the topic did not end. The time has come after many years to drop Luann. Good bye.

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    Susan123  7 months ago

    These two have no patience

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    Colonel B  7 months ago

    The endless stinker of a story arc is getting worse.

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    dmclark  7 months ago

    Anybody notice Tiffs weight loss?

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    dlestersprint0  7 months ago

    This arc is taking way more time than needed.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  7 months ago

    Bets will make quite a political consultant one day. (I know that was low hanging fruit.)

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    MarieStanford  7 months ago

    Poor Luann. I feel bad for her, and annoyed with Bets and Tiff. Especially Tiff.

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    Opinionated Octopus  7 months ago

    I created an account to say I do not like Bets AT ALL. She causes more problems in this strip than should be tolerated.

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    hubbard3188  7 months ago

    Bogged down. Move on, nothing to see here.

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    Gabby  7 months ago

    You need to give up and move on, girls.

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  7 months ago

    Luann is the cutest iceberg who ever sank a ship.

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    fourteenpeeves  7 months ago

    The Titanic was so sure the ship was unsinkable t hey only had half the number of lifeboats needed to evacuate the ship

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    Michie Z Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Stupid name anyways

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