Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 27, 2024

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    BasilBruce  6 months ago

    Rat, don’t make him cross.

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    salakfarm Premium Member 6 months ago

    But Moses invests.

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    MeanBob Premium Member 6 months ago

    The real question here is, Is he a belly itcher?

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    Concretionist  6 months ago

    I’m particularly fond of the two-panel cartoon in which someone is praying over a Thanksgiving dinner: “Thank you Jesus for this bountiful blessing”… and in the other panel is the Hispanic farmworker who’s saying “De nada.”

    I also enjoyed sitting in class in the SW when a new to the area teacher read the roll for the first time: Maria… Wendy… Rodrigo… Ralph, … um… Jeezus?? … and so forth.

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    Bilan  6 months ago

    If he was a hockey player, this joke would be TOO derivative.

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    I need a burrito  6 months ago

    Jesus also has no mouth lol

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    lavender headgear  6 months ago

    Pronounced “Hey Zeus”

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    Botulism Bob  6 months ago

    The Jesus that Pig has met never made it to the major leagues. But we all know one who did.

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    Doug K  6 months ago

    Rat says he struck out. I say, though it’s not a home run, he got a hit.

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    MayCauseBurns  6 months ago

    Jesus Saves…at Walmart®

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    iggyman  6 months ago

    This one is pronounced “hey-sues”!

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    iggyman  6 months ago

    I know, Pastis, as the song goes “Christ you know it ain’t easy” (apologies to the Beatles)!

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    John Jorgensen  6 months ago

    He couldn’t be a middle reliever?

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    JoeStoppinghem Premium Member 6 months ago

    Jesus saves, at Target.

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    Painted Wolf  6 months ago

    Well, I saw that coming from the first panel.

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    RitaGB  6 months ago

    …he shoots, he scores!

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    storminnorman2010  6 months ago

    Personally, Rat, I think he hit a home run here.

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    mholding  6 months ago

    this is so bad it is

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    dlkrueger33  6 months ago

    The good thing is he changes the water into wine when he’s hanging out in the dugout.

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    elbow macaroni  6 months ago

    Just lazy.

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    SquidGamerGal  6 months ago

    CRUCIFY HIM!!

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    WaitingMan  6 months ago

    Jesus Saves, Green Stamps. You have to be as old as me to get that reference.

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    MS72  6 months ago

    Gen. 1:1 In the big inning…

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    serial232  6 months ago

    Since Jesus, in this instance, is a Spanish word, it is pronounced Hey Zeus. Besides, it is the Son of Almighty God, who name is Yeshua, that saves.

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    franki_g  6 months ago

    Jesus savesMoses struck out – at a rockMaybe Buddha wokked?Did Homer hit a homer?

    I’m sure someone will cry foul.

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    DaBump Premium Member 6 months ago

    Yah, sorry, that’s an old one.

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    walstib Premium Member 6 months ago

    I hope he locked in a good interest rate.

    PS Vivat Jesus to my KC brothers.

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    RussHeim  6 months ago

    My favorite hockey related graffiti – Jesus saves . . . and Esposito slaps it in for the score!

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    Ellis97  6 months ago

    I had a co worker named Jesus.

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    SusieB  6 months ago

    Jesùs salva

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    ckeller  6 months ago

    Except for that one time that he got nailed. Then he had to go on the injured list for three days.

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    Linguist  6 months ago

    That Jesus throws a wicked curveball!

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    zskywalker  6 months ago

    …Moses shoots the winning goal

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 6 months ago

    S&H Green Stamps. Or at least He used to.

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    bloodykate  6 months ago

    LOL!

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    David D Smith Premium Member 6 months ago

    Oh my God, this is funny (pun intended)! But, to quote David Letterman, I’m sure Stephan Pastis is “going to get letters, lots of letters”.

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    TheWildSow  6 months ago

    There’s lots of baseball in the Bible!

    The Lord created the world in the Big Inning.

    Eve stole first, Adam stole second.

    Abraham went out for the sacrifice.

    The Samaritan woman walked to the well with the pitcher.

    And the Prodigal Son ran for home!

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    zeexenon  6 months ago

    I’m betting on that.

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    Eric S   6 months ago

    hay zeus, leave him alone.

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    Goat from PBS  6 months ago

    I’ll bet he has lots of saves.

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    Drummer54  6 months ago

    The hockey version from the ’70s is better: Jesus saves! And Esposito scores on the rebound!

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    willie_mctell  6 months ago

    Back in the day the SF Giants had the 3 Alou brothers, Felipe, Mateo, and Jesus. When Jesus first joined the team the radio announcers called him Jay.

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    wildlandwaters  6 months ago

    LOL!…(I gotta remember this one!!)

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    sedrelwesley2 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Hispanics pronounce it differently than we do in English – actually, closer to Bible ( N T biblical Greek)

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    Willywise52 Premium Member 6 months ago

    Jesus Christo…

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    Jeffin Premium Member 6 months ago

    Don’t bank on it.

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    Baron Grim  6 months ago

    Back in the long-ago-before times when DOS roamed the lands (1992), I played a game called Frederick Pohl’s Gateway. In those days, games came with paperbound instructions that were required reading before playing. At the bottom of around page 7, it incongruously stated “JESUS SAVES…”

    At the top of the next page, it continued, "and so do all his disciples when playing Gateway. Save early and often.

    LoL

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    tee929  6 months ago

    At what Bank?

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    Blackthorne42  6 months ago

    Maybe Jesus can remove a pesky Angel from the MLB umpire roster…

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    cracker65  6 months ago

    That was a good one

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    tvstevie  6 months ago

    Responding to drug kingpin Noreiga’s claim that while in a Florida prison he found Jesus, Dennis Miller said, “In a Florida prison, every other guy is named Jesus.”

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    Pgalden1 Premium Member 6 months ago

    I love this Your puns make my days brighter

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