MAD Magazine had a “TV Hate” list by Al Jaffee. There was a guy whose kids had removed all the knobs off the set and he was having to turn the channel with pliers, and it was either him or somebody else who found the knobs covered with peanut butter. The jar on top of the set read “YECCHH! Peanur Burr”.
I took a nap late this afternoon and I dreamed that the TV kept skipping channels and I couldn’t make it stop. I used the remote to try to turn it off, but the remote wasn’t working and it wouldn’t turn off. I turned off the wall switch but the TV still wouldn’t turn off. Then the dream morphed as dreams often do and I was out in my driveway eating a tomato and telling my neighbor that tomatoes were 97% water at which point my neighbor took a big watermelon out of the trunk of his car. When I woke up I was thirsty, and I had fallen asleep with the TV on which might explain why I couldn’t manage to turn it off in my dream. Now I’m craving a bacon and tomato sandwich and a slice of watermelon!
Are all of the humans vampires? Because sometimes when the woman’s teeth are sticking out, they are pointy like a vampires. Plus, on the TV i’m pretty sure those are fangs.
Breaking Cat News: Along the upper Texas Gulf coast, the Spare Cat Hurricane Safety Plan has been activated. All Spare Cats (loose neighborhood cats) have joined us inside the house, while we closely watch the approach of Tropical Storm Francine.
Pretty much all of my plugs are on smart plugs or extension cord smart cords that plug in flat on the wall so I can get my furniture close against the wall. I don’t think I’ll ever make the mistake of plugging something in again that I can’t get to in a hurry. So, it’s Alexa, [insert plug name] on, or off, and there I go. No more problems.
Could this be a crime where the usual suspects (the kids) are not at fault? This is a job for Goldie, plus the Robber Mice are due for a visit, perhaps they can render assistance. If it was March, I would blame that ill-tempered leprechaun who has scared the kids and painted Iggy green on back to back St Patty’s Days….
I miss the large-format BCN comics. To Georgia Dunn: My wish is that you could produce a new set of comics in your old format. Put them in a book and I will buy it. Put them online and I’ll pay to read them.
Sarcastic chyrons, my favorite! Too loud and jammed with peanut butter sounds like it could be a description of the children rather than the trouble their antics possibly caused.
I used to love Peter Pan, crunchy, creamy, didn’t matter, then about 4 years ago I developed an allergy to peanut butter – so sad :( I definitely enjoy cashew butter, it is my favorite replacement, not fond of almond butter but sunflower seed butter is really good, too!
Thinking of Monty Hall, as I was instantly this morning…… I began pondering the “Monty Hall Problem” As in you pick door#1. He reveals door #2 to be a booby prize….Then asks if you’d like to switch to door #3. Thus changing, so some mathematicians say, your odds from 1 in 3 to 50/50. There’s more math to it than that, but anyway…. This left me with the image of Dr Who, played by Tom Baker, going head to head with an EVIL ALIEN game show host who presents the Doctor with a 3 door choice. Pick the wrong door and his companion, let’s say Sarah Jane, dies. I don’t have an ending, just the banter back and forth that might have occured.
As for the Monty Hall Problem, I think the answer to it being legitimate or not is behind door #3.
THIS – THIS is why I generally keep control of the remote. The Spousal Unit tends to just put things down wherever he happens to be when he stops using them … then, predictably, has no clue where said things are when he needs them again.
Since I am not a fan of playing hide and seek with inanimate objects, I have spent YEARS training myself to put things down in the specific spot where they belong. That way, I always know where the remote is … unless the Spousal Unit used it after I went to bed.
I was playing around with my phone’s remote control app. It is very silly. If you’re looking for it, the phone will display a blue “radar” type circle and beep with a flashing dot indicating what direction your remote is in. Then it tells you it’s HERE. Within a few inches. But the silliest thing to me is how it operates. It won’t turn the TV, this model anyway, on or off, but will turn the streaming device on and off. To change channels you use your finger ,as you would on a trackpad, to slide around to your desired target. Then click. And, of course, the sensitivity of that trackpad area is set to whatever default setting the phone has, until you change it that is. So, useful, but not that useful. LOL
My wife complained bitterly when we had to replace the huge CRT TV with a flat screen modern device. She wanted it to have buttons on the TV for all the functions. I explained it would have to have about 150 buttons and would cost $5000 for a small TV to duplicate the functionality of a remote control.
McColl34 Premium Member 2 months ago
And the plug is behind the very heavy TV and stand!
Ricky Bennett 2 months ago
Big mouth on the TV. No wonder it’s so loud!
marilynnbyerly 2 months ago
It doesn’t take Goldie to figure out this mystery.
Maizing 2 months ago
When has anyone ever heard of TV buttons becoming jammed with peanut butter in a house with children?
uncle snipe 2 months ago
Unplug the TV from the wall, and the ghost of Monty Hall shall be thwarted! Or would you like to see what’s behind the curtain????
thelsrc 2 months ago
Peanut butter or something . After last week’s cavalcade of toebeans I would bet the something is toebean squeee.
azkfwecho Premium Member 2 months ago
Burt’s snark comes to the forefront.
dmah Premium Member 2 months ago
Alright, gotta ask: crunchy or smooth? and which is the favorite brand in your home, childhood or now?
Brian Premium Member 2 months ago
Clearly, a nefarious plot long in the making.
maggijoseph Premium Member 2 months ago
We need Goldie on the case!
Aspen_Bell 2 months ago
MAD Magazine had a “TV Hate” list by Al Jaffee. There was a guy whose kids had removed all the knobs off the set and he was having to turn the channel with pliers, and it was either him or somebody else who found the knobs covered with peanut butter. The jar on top of the set read “YECCHH! Peanur Burr”.
Aspen_Bell 2 months ago
Gee, Woman, have you forgotten you have children?
WelshRat Premium Member 2 months ago
Turn the thing off at the plug, woman! (Geez, that makes me sound like my grandfather…)
Sue Ellen 2 months ago
I took a nap late this afternoon and I dreamed that the TV kept skipping channels and I couldn’t make it stop. I used the remote to try to turn it off, but the remote wasn’t working and it wouldn’t turn off. I turned off the wall switch but the TV still wouldn’t turn off. Then the dream morphed as dreams often do and I was out in my driveway eating a tomato and telling my neighbor that tomatoes were 97% water at which point my neighbor took a big watermelon out of the trunk of his car. When I woke up I was thirsty, and I had fallen asleep with the TV on which might explain why I couldn’t manage to turn it off in my dream. Now I’m craving a bacon and tomato sandwich and a slice of watermelon!
Kitty Katz 2 months ago
OT: May be coming home early
Pucky 2 months ago
Are all of the humans vampires? Because sometimes when the woman’s teeth are sticking out, they are pointy like a vampires. Plus, on the TV i’m pretty sure those are fangs.
emiesty2 2 months ago
Seriously, if someone can’t get to the power source, is it safe to trip the circuit breaker?
DorseyBelle 2 months ago
Breaking Cat News: Along the upper Texas Gulf coast, the Spare Cat Hurricane Safety Plan has been activated. All Spare Cats (loose neighborhood cats) have joined us inside the house, while we closely watch the approach of Tropical Storm Francine.
I AM CARTOON LADY! 2 months ago
Plug your ears, and start cleaning out those buttons, woman! And this could not be based on real life, right? Nod nod wink wink!
Tigrisan Premium Member 2 months ago
Pretty much all of my plugs are on smart plugs or extension cord smart cords that plug in flat on the wall so I can get my furniture close against the wall. I don’t think I’ll ever make the mistake of plugging something in again that I can’t get to in a hurry. So, it’s Alexa, [insert plug name] on, or off, and there I go. No more problems.
NeedaChuckle Premium Member 2 months ago
A TV with knobs/buttons, must be really old. Haven’t had a set with them for years!
Gent 2 months ago
Well just pulls the plug to shuts it down.
The Humanist 2 months ago
The remote control going missing happens all the time in our home.
What is happening to Breaking Cat News and GoComics why do most comments have barely any replies and have likes more than replies?
Facebook and forums are dead,Instagram, Twitter and Reddit are going to die soon.
We need to keep GoComics alive, I miss my first 2 years in GoComics it was the best years in this website.
TampaFanatic1 2 months ago
Could this be a crime where the usual suspects (the kids) are not at fault? This is a job for Goldie, plus the Robber Mice are due for a visit, perhaps they can render assistance. If it was March, I would blame that ill-tempered leprechaun who has scared the kids and painted Iggy green on back to back St Patty’s Days….
Cassia 2 months ago
You and me, I’m at loss for words
I like to laugh at you tho’ most shows are for the birds
Sometimes I’m crazy and you wonder why
I’m such a baby ’cause your loudness makes me cry
Well there’s nothing else to do
I’m looking for the remote for you
I only wanna see “The View”
/Darius Rucker, Dean Felber, Jim Sonefeld, Mark Bryan /Only Wanna Be with You / Hootie & the Blowfish
Daltongang Premium Member 2 months ago
Lost remote, tv too loud, all the buttons jammed with peanut butter or something. This sounds like a parenting problem.
diskus Premium Member 2 months ago
Use your foot, hard!
farnhazenbrep 2 months ago
I miss the large-format BCN comics. To Georgia Dunn: My wish is that you could produce a new set of comics in your old format. Put them in a book and I will buy it. Put them online and I’ll pay to read them.
sdjamieson Premium Member 2 months ago
Do TVs still plug into the wall? If so, I may have a temporary solution for you.
SusieB 2 months ago
Better then than me to live in such a chaotic house. I’d have a meltdown. But I love reading about it.
Katzen1415 2 months ago
Sarcastic chyrons, my favorite! Too loud and jammed with peanut butter sounds like it could be a description of the children rather than the trouble their antics possibly caused.
bonita.eley 2 months ago
I smell a mystery!
azleslieb Premium Member 2 months ago
I used to love Peter Pan, crunchy, creamy, didn’t matter, then about 4 years ago I developed an allergy to peanut butter – so sad :( I definitely enjoy cashew butter, it is my favorite replacement, not fond of almond butter but sunflower seed butter is really good, too!
Denny Wheeler Premium Member 2 months ago
So. Those with children/grandkids/whatever: Is the TV’s image from an actual program?
mousefumanchu Premium Member 2 months ago
Mostly creamy, but when I make peanut butter cookies, I like to use crunchy.
uncle snipe 2 months ago
Thinking of Monty Hall, as I was instantly this morning…… I began pondering the “Monty Hall Problem” As in you pick door#1. He reveals door #2 to be a booby prize….Then asks if you’d like to switch to door #3. Thus changing, so some mathematicians say, your odds from 1 in 3 to 50/50. There’s more math to it than that, but anyway…. This left me with the image of Dr Who, played by Tom Baker, going head to head with an EVIL ALIEN game show host who presents the Doctor with a 3 door choice. Pick the wrong door and his companion, let’s say Sarah Jane, dies. I don’t have an ending, just the banter back and forth that might have occured.
As for the Monty Hall Problem, I think the answer to it being legitimate or not is behind door #3.
Queen of America 2 months ago
Just unplug it.
marilynnbyerly 2 months ago
First, unplug the TV so you can stay sane. Second, get the best sniffing cat to track down the peanut butter trail.
Red Bird 2 months ago
Yuck, I hate peanut butter. Just the smell of it makes me feel nauseous.
anomalous4 2 months ago
OT: Mom, her new ears, & her TV
roberta.forbes.pyle 2 months ago
Maybe unplug the TV until you can clean the buttons and/or find the remote.
Tom Toro creator 2 months ago
Who are we to judge? TV might taste great with peanut butter!
Catmom 2 months ago
O.T. — Made my day!
GSD Mom Premium Member 2 months ago
THIS – THIS is why I generally keep control of the remote. The Spousal Unit tends to just put things down wherever he happens to be when he stops using them … then, predictably, has no clue where said things are when he needs them again.
Since I am not a fan of playing hide and seek with inanimate objects, I have spent YEARS training myself to put things down in the specific spot where they belong. That way, I always know where the remote is … unless the Spousal Unit used it after I went to bed.
ikini Premium Member 2 months ago
I finally noticed that the September 2024 calendar picture has little lines around Puck: he is rocking OZ as she sleeps on his shoulder!
uncle snipe 2 months ago
I was playing around with my phone’s remote control app. It is very silly. If you’re looking for it, the phone will display a blue “radar” type circle and beep with a flashing dot indicating what direction your remote is in. Then it tells you it’s HERE. Within a few inches. But the silliest thing to me is how it operates. It won’t turn the TV, this model anyway, on or off, but will turn the streaming device on and off. To change channels you use your finger ,as you would on a trackpad, to slide around to your desired target. Then click. And, of course, the sensitivity of that trackpad area is set to whatever default setting the phone has, until you change it that is. So, useful, but not that useful. LOL
mistercatworks 2 months ago
My wife complained bitterly when we had to replace the huge CRT TV with a flat screen modern device. She wanted it to have buttons on the TV for all the functions. I explained it would have to have about 150 buttons and would cost $5000 for a small TV to duplicate the functionality of a remote control.
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member 2 months ago
Good afternoon. Lots of stuff happening. I’ll make a longer post when i have time. :)
Charliegirl Premium Member 2 months ago
Organic and crunchy on toast. No jam.
uncle snipe 2 months ago
OT: House and other stuff
Spiffy 2 months ago
You can always use Ctrl-A.C.
willie_mctell 2 months ago
We have 2 remotes. It comes in handy.
NWdryad 2 months ago
Pull the plug.
TechDude 2 months ago
THE CHILDREN HAVE SABOTAGED THE MAGIC SCREAMING BOX
Gamerkillss 2 months ago
OT: weird ad blocker on gocomics