Doonesbury by Garry Trudeau for November 03, 2024

Oh man I could have lived a long happy life without seeing that last panel. I hear that injecting eye dissinfectant may help or maybe some kind of light therapy?

Yes. 34x CONVICTED FELON DonOLD Trump just LOVES women.

The loving husband who divorced two of his wives to leave them for newer, younger models, and who cheated on all three of them openly and, LOVES women

The sexual predator who was adjudicated liable in a court of law for sexual assault, with more than twenty additional cases still pending, LOVES women.

He LOVES women so much that he wants to be their “protector” — “whether they like it or not.”

For anyone confused about the difference between “protector” and “predator,” E Jean Carroll and at least 25 other victims who have come forward might be able to provide some illuminating clarification.

“Whether they like it or not” is what the predator says, not the protector.

“Whether they like it or not” is not an expression of protection, but of domination and control.

If you want to see what “men ‘protecting’ women “whether they like it or not” really looks like, you need look no farther than Iran under the ayatollahs, Afghanistan under the Taliban or Saudi Arabia.

General MacArthur fussed over his makeup too…

Hmm…‘the late Donald Trump’…sometimes I can’t help but approve of that message…

Not only does the demented fat orange clown know women but he knows the make up of a man too.

Don’t forget all the diaper changes.

It’s trump to a T, I’ve seen pictures of him on the golf course with no make up. An ugly old man

Excuse me, I have to go lose my dinner now……

Big fat face, tiny hands … LOL!

Note Doonesbury Trump didn’t say “No male (man, guy) know more about what women goes through!” He actually believes he know more about this subject than even any women.

This guy simulated oral sex on a live stage last Friday. And people will vote for him.

There’s a BIG difference between “loving” women and respecting them, Voters, remember that when you go to the polls on Tuesday.

Splodge puts the orange on his face to cover his Syphilis .

The fat, fascist feeble felon may know women but he certainly doesn’t understand them.

Should the Expletive deleted clown get the electoral college vote (we are now the least democratic country that hold free elections in the world) again look for the army to have a division sent to arrest Trudeau that day after he’s sworn into office… Actually the clown might try it Wednesday of this week, if it looks like the loaded system has worked for him again. Maybe with luck he’ll be shown to a new office… with padded walls.

I recently saw a comparison between DJT and Dolly Parton. Trump wears more makeup and has bigger boobs.

Would Trump qualify as a “Normal Gay Guy”? He wears lots of makeup and that gesture he made to that microphone was NSFW!

A comment from a woman on Facebook – “I want to be protected from Trump, not protected by him.”

Even before election day, violent MAGAts are saying the election was stolen from Trump and they’re prepared to fight for him. Washington, Oregon, and Nevada have already mobilized their National Guards to prevent future Jan. 6s.

Poor Trff, like Rudy, he thought being TDT’s lackey would put him on “Easy Street”. But unlike Rudy, at least Trff can look forward to being deported- it’s probably his best option going forward.

His make-up mostly consists of the lies he makes up.

The hands in panel 5 are the best!

Yes, people that like Agent Orange, the Fat monster. Are DERANGED. Sure don’t see normal people buying Trump watches and flags and tennis shoes. They worship their fat slob demigod. They are the ones with TDS. MAGAs are deranged.

For any women—and those who care about women—who haven’t voted:Orlando Sentinel, 9/21/24 “Florida has told school districts around the state that they may not teach teenagers about contraception, show them pictures depicting human reproductive anatomy or discuss topics such as sexual consent and domestic violence, according to district officials and an advocate for comprehensive sexual health education.” Courtesy of ronda santis. . .

VOTE BLUE.

does anyone else find it odd that GoComics removed the comments from Ted Rall’s strip but not Trudeau’s, Bolling’s and the other Maoist’s?

He knows of the existence of girdles, and yet he chooses not to contain his own flab in one.

He does remain unwrinkled though. It occured to me the other day, the besides the fat and orange make-up, Botox poisoning would explain his smirky smile among other strangeness.

Somehow he managed to be a step down from bragging about having “binders full of women”.

There are more women than men in the United States.

There are more women registered to vote than men in the United States.

Isn’t it about time that Women chart the path this country is on?

VOTE HARRIS 2024 – Bring us together, and not tear us apart!

Donnie has changed his face paint lately from his standard tangerine to a sort of … burnt eraser? color.

Gained an hour last night, lost it again by commenting here.

YouTube: When I’m in the Clink (a Donald Trump musing) ~ Parody of the Beatles’ song “When I’m 64”

In a few days we will see just how much of a neck-and-neck race is going on between Trump and Kamala. IMOHO, the polls that show DJT and Kamala are not all that accurate since most people under 50 don’t have landlines and most regardless of age don’t answer an unknown caller on their mobile phones. And that the media is playing up the “horse race” angle because it attracts clicks and ratings. What I do know is that early voting is setting records across the country (an improvement from 2016, when 49% of eligible voters didn’t turn out to vote). IDK if we will know on Tuesday night or Wednesday morning who will win the Presidency or if the Democrats maintain the Senate and/or win back the House. But at least we won’t have to deal with those “smear and run” campaign ads.

Such a whiner….would love to be a fly on the wall when he figures out he’s losing the election and headed to jail…

Alright, fellow men, I need you to listen to me. Maybe you think what Trump is waiting to serve up for the country is good. Maybe you can even look at the women in your life that you love, your mother, your sister, your daughter, and think “what they really need is a strong man to force them to live the ‘right’ way”.

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Do you think it’s going to stop there?

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Mussolini put a tax on unmarried men in 1927 as an effort to forcibly increase Italy’s birth rate; nine years later, unmarried men were paying twice as much income taxes as married men. He also criminalized contraception and put in place harsher punishments for abortion- does that sound familiar?

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In case you’re too stupid to catch on, I’ll state it plainly. Look at men like Vance and Musk, blabbering into any microphone within reach that the country needs more babies. Now tell me that they won’t use the levers of power to force you to become a daddy to a big family, to chain you down, to take away your freedom to choose.

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They will. They’re tyrants. Forcing us to live how they think we should is what they do. And just because you’re a man like they are doesn’t make you safe in the least.

@mindjob: Yup. She sure proved that in the only debate Trump was brave enough to show up for.

I miss the website where you could mess up don’s hair.

The message, that the purported empathy is only skin deep

Keep living your TDS fantasies Mr. Trudeau. Only two days till we learn what will be. You’ll either be ecstatic or outraged, just deal with it properly. I know I’ll take it with stride no matter what comes.

Wonder How the comic will look nest week when President Trump squashes the hyena.

Please vote responsibly and make sure he’s locked up and we never hear from him again

This is a good strip to show to reinforce that diet you’ve been putting off.

GoComics does not consider Doonesbury to be a “political” cartoon?

Biden was right.

Oh jeez. I could have done without that last frame. Trump is like an abusive husband who can’t understand why his battered wife left him.

nailed it.

I am hopeful, excited, and happy…in anticipation of the Tangerine Palpatine becoming an annoying footnote in American History!

I’ve never met a woman who enjoyed being “protected” whether she wanted it or not.

News report just before 2024 presidential election: “Trump called former Republican Rep. Liz Cheney a ‘war hawk’ who should be fired upon when he was campaigning in Arizona last Thursday night. Arizona Attorney General Kris Mayes, a Democrat, said that her office is investigating whether the comments constitute a death threat under state law.”

Those would be direct death threats, but then there are the indirect kind, of which Trump is a grand master (think Jan. 6). Stochastic terrorism means inciting violence through rhetoric, but not explicitly. Instead, stochastic terrorism gets people fired up with implicit calls to arms (“fight like hell”; “stand back and stand by”) and dog whistles (“not going to take it any longer”; “you have to show strength”), knowing that at least one wacko in the audience will pick up on the true, underlying meaning and go out and destroy stuff and shoot someone. So the violence is “statistically predictable but individually unpredictable”, and, importantly, the speaker can plausibly deny any connection to the bloodshed (“I didn’t tell them to do that!”).

Richard, you’re waaay too subtle for any of The Disciples. They cannot understand any analysis more complicated than ‘make America great again’. They don’t even understand that one and cannot specify when they are referring to NOR what aspects they want to bring back, except for Jim Crow.

And maybe the Soviet Union.

Trump appears to emulate ‘sex act’ on microphone after he melts down over technical difficulties

Viewers were stunned at the former president’s apparent gesture during his Milwaukee rally in Wisconsin

‘His brain is deteriorating’: Trump attacked after encouraging shooters at Sunday rallyAlready scheduled for an appearance with MSNBC’s Jen Psaki to talk about Tuesday’s election, former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) was immediately asked to address Donald Trump’s encouragement of shooters to aim at reporters during a Sunday morning speech. At a rally in Pennsylvania, the former president pointed out the spots where he was protected by bulletproof glass before adding that reporters ––whom he referred to as the “fake news” –– were in the line of fire if an assassin took a shot at him.

People who support lying fascist felon Trump the racist and adjudicated rapist have no morals and no loyalty to the Constitution of the USA.

Wouldn’t it be nice to have a president who knows how to actually smile and laff instead of either smirk or grimace?

I’ve tried to avoid posting blatant political comments on GoComics (though some touch on it), but I have to get this one out. Okay, there is a very real portion of the electorate that will vote Republican no matter what (I’ve heard “I just can’t vote for a Democrat”), and many who have honest conservative viewpoints (as opposed to the hate groups such as racists, misogynists, xenophobes, homophobes, etc.) and many who would not fit into the classification of Hillary Clinton’s “deplorables” that still vote that way. The ones that get me and I shake my head at are the probable Trump voters who say, essentially, “Well, we know he is a horrible person and is a serious threat to our democracy and system of Government, but he will be ‘good for business’ and ‘inflation is too high and I’m paying too much for gasoline, and I want prices to go back to what they were before’.” My response: you’ll be sorry!

We may be in the last few days of this type of eloquence, Thor willing:

“When I say insane asylums, and then I say, Doctor Hannibal Lecter, does anybody know? They go crazy. They say, oh, he brings up these names out of— Well, that’s genius. Right. Doctor Hannibal Lecter. There’s nobody worse than him. Silence of the Lambs. Who the hell else would even remember that? I have a great memory, but they always hit me. I don’t bring it up too much because they have to take such a— he brought up Hannibal Lecter. What does that have to do with this? What is it? It has everything to do with it, right? He was… So I’ve done something for you for you that I haven’t done in 20 speeches. I brought up Doctor Hannibal Lecter and we’re allowing him, you watch, you watch these fake people will say again, he brought up Hannibal Lecter has absolutely nothing to do. You know I do the weave, right? The weave. It’s genius. You bring up Hannibal Lecter, you mention insane asylum. Hannibal Lecter. You go out, no. There’ll be a time in life where the weave won’t finish properly at the bottom and then we can talk. But right now it’s pure genius. Hey, I have an uncle, my uncle, Uncle John, my father’s brother, 41 years at MIT, longest serving professor has so many degrees, he didn’t know what the hell to do with them all in the most complicated. I understand a lot of this stuff, you know, I believe in that. Like, I mean, Jack Nicklaus is not gonna produce a bad golfer. Right. You know, that’s the way it works. It’s just one of those things and it’s in the family and it’s whatever”

What really matters is that SOME women love him….as long as he pays them enough. Pays… Oh yeah I forgot that is the other way he stiffs people.

Trump should be a sheik, that way he could have is harem at his disposal and not have to pay for it.

Getting ugly out there, in here too it would seem. Happy Sunday!

What ever happened to the bloody hands Trudeau promised to draw on Trump ever after back on September 6, 2020?/doonesbury/2020/09/06

He has a point. But the comb-over usually conceals it.

At this point, two days left, he seems to alienated every group but his hardcore support, and the people he owes favors to. The first are still 30% of the population. The latter only have one vote each and not sufficient numbers to move the needle, even before you count the non-voting convicted felons.

Second panel…maybe you aren’t a big star? Just a thought.

It’s almost over and Kackles and Bumbles will be nothing but a bad memory. TRUMP 47

A rolled-up tube sock and a leakproof pad‼️‼️

Gawd,that man is ugly out side and inside.

When Nixon became President, Herblock of THE WASHINGTON POST said he’d stop drawing him with t he 5-o’clock shadow,

It lasted only a few months—-Nixon hadn’t changed and Herblock figured he wasn’t going to c hange either

Yet again, the Dallas Morning News pulled one from the archives rather than run the current strip, and once again they had that explanation at the bottom.

I’m wondering if perhaps the strip isn’t destined to be dropped at this rate.