Why not recycle? There’s not enough coal for the all of the stockings of the chronic misbehavers out there. (Or you can just scare them straight, and leave a leg in the odd stocking.)
Scooping up Christmas dinner for the Liberal commie mushrooms still living in their caves who continue to eat it up… nom nom nom
Disclaimer: The Count has dialed back the political commentary since, after all, we won and our job is done… or is just beginning, really. This comment is only after reading the delusional rantings of the com bots elsewhere in this comic. Dilly! Dilly! and God Bless America!
“So let the raucous sleighbells jingleHail our dear old friend Kriss KringleDriving his reindeer across the skyDon’t stand underneath when they fly by”- Tom Lehrer
We used to have a neighbor who was a Santa Myth freak. He was always going on and on about Santa Clause in front of his kids with all of the neighbors.
To have some fun with him we brought home a big old pile of “horse apples” and scattered them about his front yard in rows of two, side by side, four piles to each row. He was not a happy camper as it was a snowy, but warming Christmas day. He was unable to voice his displeasure as we made sure to let the little ones know that those had to be reindeer droppings. Before he could collect them, the snow melted, melting the horse apples with it. For two years he had 8 spots in his front yard where the grass grew twice as fast and twice as tall.
As Tom Lehrer sang, “Hear the raucous sleigh bells jingle. See our dear old friend Kris Kringle driving his reindeer across the sky. Don’t stand underneath when they fly by,”
I wonder where the flying reindeer came from. Dr Moore has the sleigh and reindeer on the “lawn”. Unexplained in the text how St Nicholas (suitably diminutive) got up on the roof for the purpose of jumping down the chimney.
sirbadger about 1 month ago
I always assumed that they dumped while flying over the Atlantic Ocean or the Mississippi river or MAGA country.
AllishaDawn about 1 month ago
This guy gets hazard pay, right?
mr_sherman Premium Member about 1 month ago
Hiding the evidence.
Concretionist about 1 month ago
Even worse than being a spear-carrier.
Concretionist about 1 month ago
Happy holidays (regardless of which one you celebrate). May the peace of the season fill you so well you can pass it along!
HidariMak about 1 month ago
Why not recycle? There’s not enough coal for the all of the stockings of the chronic misbehavers out there. (Or you can just scare them straight, and leave a leg in the odd stocking.)
David_the_CAD about 1 month ago
After the big wigs do their dog and pony (or is it reindeer) show, there is always some little guy who has to clean up the caca.
Botulism Bob about 1 month ago
That has to be Santa’s house. Why would Saint Nick leave his elf on a roof in a foreign country?
tonypezzano about 1 month ago
So that is what bad elves get.
zwilnik64 about 1 month ago
Watch out where the reindeer go…
KenDHoward1 about 1 month ago
Reindeer c$@p on the roof would be proof positive of `Ol Nick’s existence … Good thing the “road crew” cleans up afterward, eh? … Merry Christmas.
Dobby53 Premium Member about 1 month ago
Merry Christmas to all the Essential Workers working today and every day/night. We haven’t forgotten you.
OldsVistaCruiser about 1 month ago
“I don’t care WHAT your name is, fat man – GET THEM REINDEER OFF MY ROOF!”
backyardcowboy about 1 month ago
Doesn’t look like Wayne (From Prep & Landing)
sandpiper about 1 month ago
At least Santa made it to that house. Some other locations might be tad risky.
Slowly, he turned... about 1 month ago
He was one of the misfits. He always wanted to be a Curling champion.
CountOlaf2.0 Premium Member about 1 month ago
Scooping up Christmas dinner for the Liberal commie mushrooms still living in their caves who continue to eat it up… nom nom nom
Disclaimer: The Count has dialed back the political commentary since, after all, we won and our job is done… or is just beginning, really. This comment is only after reading the delusional rantings of the com bots elsewhere in this comic. Dilly! Dilly! and God Bless America!
MS72 about 1 month ago
Ever been to Disney when the horse poops or pees?
Can't Sleep about 1 month ago
You know, I’d wondered about that…
baskate_2000 about 1 month ago
Pretty small a pile for eight reindeer.
Spacetech about 1 month ago
HOAs are tough…
GKBOWOOD Premium Member about 1 month ago
I thought that was the source of Christmas Coal!
owlsandy Premium Member about 1 month ago
Leave no trace behind!
royq27 about 1 month ago
I would think if they can fly, they can wait…
Free or Not? Premium Member about 1 month ago
A Merry and Blessed Christmas to all!
“Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace among men with whom he is pleased”
(Luke 2:14).
mindjob about 1 month ago
Laugh if you want, but some collector of coprolites will pay big bucks for these rare and valuable specimens
Jeffin Premium Member about 1 month ago
Poopelf!!
Kim Roberts about 1 month ago
The super duper pooper scooper..
Kilrwat Premium Member about 1 month ago
If you just left it there, it would be great fertilizer after the snow melts in the spring.
GiantShetlandPony about 1 month ago
Fertilizer!
The people that got the most cheers when I rode with a saddle club in parades were the pooper scoopers! Pickin’ and grinnin’. :)
Ramblin' Rose about 1 month ago
Today is the first day of Hanukkah. “Chag Sameach.” And to those that celebrate today as the birth of a good Jewish boy, “Merry Christmas.”
oish about 1 month ago
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
Jack Squat picking up the loads
So it’s been said, many times, many ways,
Jack Squat Christmas to you
ladykat about 1 month ago
Good one! Merry Christmas!
bhscolleen about 1 month ago
Happy holidays, everyone! (Holidays inclusive: the Solstice, Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, and the New Year!) Happy trails!
Thehag about 1 month ago
Yay free fertilizer!
Lablubber about 1 month ago
“So let the raucous sleighbells jingleHail our dear old friend Kriss KringleDriving his reindeer across the skyDon’t stand underneath when they fly by”- Tom Lehrer
SnowCritter about 1 month ago
How does the elf get back to the North Pole?
Daltongang Premium Member about 1 month ago
We used to have a neighbor who was a Santa Myth freak. He was always going on and on about Santa Clause in front of his kids with all of the neighbors.
To have some fun with him we brought home a big old pile of “horse apples” and scattered them about his front yard in rows of two, side by side, four piles to each row. He was not a happy camper as it was a snowy, but warming Christmas day. He was unable to voice his displeasure as we made sure to let the little ones know that those had to be reindeer droppings. Before he could collect them, the snow melted, melting the horse apples with it. For two years he had 8 spots in his front yard where the grass grew twice as fast and twice as tall.
NolaMan about 1 month ago
poo knew?
Bilan about 1 month ago
There must be a big market for magical fertilizer.
jmp.mtbn about 1 month ago
I remember reading this same line with a not-so-different drawing , here , years ago . still a good one .
BeBadenov Premium Member about 1 month ago
Gonna be a busy year for his off-season job.
willie_mctell about 1 month ago
As Tom Lehrer sang, “Hear the raucous sleigh bells jingle. See our dear old friend Kris Kringle driving his reindeer across the sky. Don’t stand underneath when they fly by,”
wildtony about 1 month ago
Had to put a MAGA dig in didn’t we. Coal to you.
AndrewSihler about 1 month ago
I wonder where the flying reindeer came from. Dr Moore has the sleigh and reindeer on the “lawn”. Unexplained in the text how St Nicholas (suitably diminutive) got up on the roof for the purpose of jumping down the chimney.
monya_43 about 1 month ago
I thought magic reindeer didn’t have the same sort of elimination mechanism as regular earthly animals do. ;-)
elizabethvshaffer about 1 month ago
Yay for the grounds crew! Our local parade crowds always give a big cheer for the brush-up crews with the pans & cans!
olds_cool63 about 1 month ago
Santa gets the “reindeer splatter”!
keenanthelibrarian about 1 month ago
Poor bl00dy gnome – is he gonna be picked next year?
mistercatworks about 1 month ago
That’s three comic strips today I have encountered with scatological themes. How did that get to be “holiday”?
SavannahJim Premium Member about 1 month ago
“What, and give up show business?”