Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for December 31, 2024

Snow job

And I thought it was witches that had those.

It’s a b-reast stop!

Why can’t the Wiley bears have their own book? I’d buy it.

So Goldilock’s size was just right?

Shouldn’t she be trying out a bed?

The best laid plans and all that …

Who knew the bears could get Montmorency cherries in mid winter.

My eyes are up h… well, they’re actually lumps of coal but…

That must be back in the 70’s. There is sooo much material in the rear of the swimsuit.

That’s just cold, man…

If the bears don’t get him, Child Protective Services will.

Flossie the Snow Mamms.

The Snow Woman is HOT!

A Happy, healthy and safe New Year to all.

Don’t let the outfit fool you. She’s frigid.

Who doesn’t love Snowman/woman humor. Calvin and Hobbes did a great job with this for years and years. Non-Sequitur with Red and Rover have felt like the children of Calvin and Hobbes since the start.

Alway love the happy bears.

Have a happy and healty New Year everyone.

Is she a Frostitute?

now THAT’S funny! ( . )( . )

High beams will blind a man every time.

So true …

Wouldn’t they have better luck if they were hidden on the other side of the skier?

There’s therapy for yetiphiles!

We see where the bears put the carrot but you should see where they put the two cherries. Hubba Hubba, boy howdy!

Hey, her eyes are up here!

Guy’s glasses were already fogged. Next will be steam.

Seriously?

Seeing who made the snow girl, she has a bear chest. ;-}

Why is he attracted to such a cold hearted woman?

They need a family of skiers, mom, pop, and a little girl. That’s the way to get revenge

XC sking in the Yukon, I worried more about mountain lions. The bears would all be asleep.

Men and boobs. One time I mentioned the word ‘boobs’ and my husband made a left turn through a red light, drove over a curb and onto someone’s lawn before righting the car back on the street. Go figure.

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!, everyone.

All I can say is that this guy must really be on a long losing streak for this to be that interesting to him.

This is bearly funny.

We’ll fake a cup of kindness yet, for Auld Lang Syne.

The toon is humorous, but the comments are wonderfully creative and even funnier. Plus it’s a refreshing surprise we’re not getting outraged “SEXIST!” cries from the distaff gallery.

Wait-is she under that snow?

NYE Wiley Bears. We are truly blessed.

They weren’t too big and they weren’t too small. They were just right .

“I’m a big fat giant bear… where should I hide?… oh, I know… behind this skinny tree!”

my, what big, um, eyes you have!… (oops… wrong story… my bad!)

Man’s gotta be desperate.

Funny & Silly ! Great stuff ! Happy New Years ! ;-)

She wore an itsy-bitsy, teeny-weenie, yellow polka dot bikini…

Bear breasted…

She wore an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini. Well, maybe not so itsy bitsy teeny weeny.

For a little cross-promotion here on GoComics, I encourage everyone to look at today’s entries by Mike Luckovich and Rob Rogers. Both feature appreciations of the late Jimmy Carter. I always admired him as a guy who absolutely had his priorities straight. Once, when asked in an interview what he considered to be his most outstanding accomplishment, being elected President or winning the Nobel Peace Prize, he answered “Having Rosalyn agree to marry me.”

Hmm… I’m not sure this the best idea the bears have ever had. Seems like most humans wouldn’t need to stop to get the full effect.

So….I guess women ARE just there for humor, gratification and crude jokes. hunh. Nothing learned and anything said to the contrary is hypocrisy.

As a pup, I made a snow woman and got yelled at for it. Of course that was 60 years ago.

More like Snow White and the Three Bears (if there ever were such a fairy tale); that skier is cruisin’ for a bruisin’.

You can get special non-toxic, environmentally-friendly spray paint to make the hair golden.

Ahhh yes, the old boobie trap.

Don’t show this to Calvin!

What exactly is the plan?

How nice. This one provides some cooking utensils.

Wiley bears celebrating the New Year.

Hoisted by his own, ahem, petard. :D

I remember when I would sit in a rocking chair with my infant son (before he could sit up let alone understand speech) and tell him in a calm, soothing voice my naughty version of Goldilocks and the Three Bears, for my amusement, much to the chagrin of my wife (although she joked with her friends about me doing this). I stopped telling that story after he said his first word. Now he’s a teenager but he still has no clue about that version of the story, and would likely be freaked out if I told it to him.

A booby trap.

Them dirty-@$$ed bears!