Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for December 06, 2021

GUNTHER! Stop talking!

Way to oversimplify, Gunther. Just spill it.

I KNEW Bets would be there!!! LOL

I bet that Bets is not nudist.

Well, proven wrong. Guess this IS Gunther after all. Sure didn’t look like him on Saturday.

Honesty ‘is’ the best policy.

Full Disclosure?

Be careful! be very, very careful!! Fire away, “Gun!”

I see those suspicious eyebrows on Bets. Stop blubbering, Gunther.

A real-life suggestion… Don’t call Gunther “Gun”, especially saying/yelling it in public.

You should know when Bets asks right off the bat, “Is Tiffany here? Were you alone with her?” that she’s jealous of your relationship with Tiffany. Gunny should not have hung around. Will this be the straw that broke the camel’s back?

I don’t think that Bets would have a problem if he happened to see Tiffany naked.

Is Tiffany here? Were you alone with her? Would Bets REALLY say that to Gunther? I don’t think so!

Gunther, you should never have said anything about that moment, much less to her!

only Gunther would feel guilty about seeing someone dash by naked! one on man! you have probably seen Bets naked…right?

As Dez is my witness, I did not ogle that woman, Miss Farrell!

Gunther, maybe tell her, “Bets, it must be the holidays cuz Injust saw every bit of Christmas!”

Atta boy, Gunther, blab away! You haven’t told Bets yet about the time Luann walked in on you when you were naked in the library. Then she’ll have even more to be mad about.

Really, if Tiff wants alone time, she should go home to the mansion. Yes, all of her roommates left, but then two of them came back in what? 15 minutes tops? Especially Dez. If she ran into Gunther right after she left, she wasn’t gone very long at all.

Gunther stop talking.

Bets’ reaction: Ah, nuts, I missed the pic!

Jealousy meet nervous Nellie

La situación sería menos complicada si Gunther hubiera esperado a Bets afuera del cuarto y no adentro.

Por otra parte, probablemente Tiffany, aún sin tener la figura de antes, habrá impresionado más a Gunther de lo que Bets lo haya hecho hasta ahora.

I told you he’d screw up.

Tiffany will have a fit if Bets makes a big deal out of that, and I wouldn’t blame her.

BOOM!!!

I think bets is gonna get mad and say “tiffanny was naked? did you two…” then storm off to confront tiffany.

Definition: DEATH STARE – see Bets.

Okay, Gun, were you impressed? Is that why you’re still here? Would you like to do a comparison test with your girlfriend to see if I measure up to Miss Fantasy Land? OR, simply: Relax Gun, you see me that way almost every day and we’re still together. Tiff is just a little shock therapy. Wait ’till you get a load of Dez in her Island all-together.

Forget him and his predictable awkwardness. She should be more concerned about Dez letting Hair or Kip into the room when she’s naked.

Bet will either let this slide, or get pissed at poor Gunth, and walk out!!!

Gunther – again Bets is a self centered all about me mess. Don’t sweat – tell her the truth, you are not cheating on Bets – it was an accident. If Bets gets mad – let her stew in her own sour juices. She one nasty dish that isn’t even for the compost. Then you can find someone who cares about you!

I always believe in telling the truth,less bookkeeping, but there’s no accounting for reactions. The truth can set you free.

A: Open mouth… B: Insert foot… C: Chew slowly…

All the people acting like Gunther shouldn’t say anything. But better to admit a silly mistake happened now than for it to come up from someone later and then for Bets to think he tried to hide it.

Bets was jealous before she knew anything.

Knew that Bets was likely to show up in the next arc given how obvious—and hilarious—the situation is with Tiffany running around nude. Bets is a bit distrustful of the women around Gunther, particularly, Tiffany and Luann, even though i think she really has nothing to worry about romantically. But misdirection will run riot and hilarity will ensue. Kip and Steph are not the only people who may be sharing intimacy in this cohort of characters though. Get ready for 500 or more comments each day.

Just an observation about the Luanniverse. It’s somewhat odd that Tiffany is the only character that has noticeably gained weight throughout the years, while everyone else remains amazingly the same. In My universe, I can gain two pounds just walking past a dessert tray.

Dangit, Gunther Berger, you’re such a Guntherberger.

Gunth, there are times to be just like that ol’ man river… “You must know something, but you just say nothing.”

No need to embarrass Tiff. Accidents happen and this was a accident.

The relationship between Gunther and Bets is really good. Gunther tells her everything and then they talk about what happened. Meanwhile, Tiffany is probably locked in her room feelings really ashamed of the accident. I can’t wait to see the reaction of the jealous and possessive Bets to the story. She may just laugh, or start asking very awkward and insistent questions to Gunther about how he feels about it.

So I’m not sure if Gunther has seen Bets with “Nothing On.”

And the Queen of Posses and Control arrives. Let’s see how big a pile of crap she’ll make out of a simple accident.

Ok, lets guess that Gunnie is going to nervously tell Bets what just happened. I do not think she will not get angry at Gunnie but she will probably be mad that she could not capture the look on Gunnie’s face from Saturday with her camera and post it online with a funny tagline for likes and hits on her platform. I doubt if Tiff’s feelings will even come into consideration as Bets has such tunnel vision concerning her platform so that everything else in life is secondary.

Oh no! Gun has regressed into a clean shaven wimp.

Okay Gunther, listen up.

FIRST: A wise man once told Me, Never Volunteer Information! Especially not to this young woman.

SECOND: Since You’re apparently about to Die here, you might as well give Bets a Smart A$$ed response. Like:

1) “No, Bets. I wasn’t alone with Tiffany. My imaginary friends were here with us, too.”

2) “Yes. Ms Obvious. I was alone with Tiffany. But that’s okay. I’ve been awkwardly alone with Tiffany while she’s been naked and wet, before.”

3) “Bets! Thank GAW you’re finally here! I was getting SICK of giving Tiffany massages! By the way. Did you know she has a mole on the the back of her……..,”

4) “Yeah Bets. Tiffany and I were playing strip poker. I won. Here’s your 300 bucks back from that pirate dinner thing.”

5) “Yeah, so?? I didn’t get all torn up that time I caught you alone with Les supposedly cooking dinner!”

6) “And just where have You been, Ms Bets?? And by the way. Tiffany mentioned that you and her watched this Kip-guy get dressed! Wanna talk about _THAT???”

7) “Uh, I was helping Tiffany with her uh, um, er homework! That’s it! Homework! Look. Tiffany and I have been “study buddies” for years. Long before I met you even. And nothing ever happened that We didn’t fully consent to! I MEAN……,”

8) “Nevermind! Come Bets! Let’s get out of here before Tiff shows up in a bathrobe and blurts out what REALLY happened before you showed up!”

Why would you tell her, idiot?

Gunther has seen more of Tiffany now than Bets!

Last week Dez and Bets were leaving together. Why is Bets coming back so soon if Dez was just on her way out? Gunther says Dez let him in on her way out.

Last Saturday, some of us didn’t think the character with the nose in the 3rd frame was actually Gunther. He seems much thinner, he’s dressed semi-formally (no flannel shirt) and clean-shaven. Deceptive.

This is where Bets has another meltdown over something completely out of Gunthers control…

“It’s alright, Bets. I didn’t want Tiffany to feel awkward, so I got naked, too.”

Gunther, most guys would say “no” and leave it at that…

OK… so are Gunther’s relationships about to make a massive shift, or is this just another tease? (No pun intended, given the story line to this point.)

What about the towel? Not Tiffany’s, the one all the “that’s not Gunther” types need to wipe the egg off their faces?

Oh Gunther. Every now and then it’s okay to say less.

Is someone else drawing Gunthet? He looks completely different.

Gunther, just tell her you saw some beaver.

Gunther is about to be in hot water for something that isn’t even his fault and to be honest. I hope this is the actual end of this relationship because Bets is just a jealous control freak who needs some serious relationship based therapy before she tries to date anyone else.

For a guy that likes to sew women’s clothing Gunthie has a real hang up about nudity.

If you haven’t caught on yet, Bets is very insecure, maniplutive and controlling

None of her business

The burning question, at least for Me: “Is Tiffany still there?”

Is “what’re you doing here” an acceptable boyfriend greeting now-days? Maybe “what a nice surprise” or “hey I was just thinking about you” or “what brings you to our humble digs?” would have been better. If I was greeted by being asked what I was doing there I think my first reaction would be to start wondering what I was doing there, but then, I never respond well or at all to interrogation type questions.

No, I just saw her streaking down the hallway naked, that’s all…..

RED FLAG! RED FLAG! RUN GUNTHER, RUN!

Has Greg put Gunther on a diet? Look similar than usual the past coupe of days. And, might be even slimmer if Betts takes that “awkward moment” the wrong way.

Bets is awfully nosy, isn’t she?

So who will Bets be madder at? Tiffany for being naked around her man, or Gunther for seeing Tiffany naked?

…and..um…(gulp)…I liked it.

When is this kid going to grow up, learn to speak up without stumbling over words? Is he really that naive, or is he intimidated by Bets? Getting old. Here we go again with Bets’ jealousy and misunderstanding. And after all Tiffany did to get them back together. Hope she develops some understanding.

This is Gunther, for christs sake. He’s been “alone” with Rosa on any occasions before he ran away to avoid the paternity suit. Chubby money Tiffany is no thrill to him

Why would Bets ask “Were you alone with her?” as if it was something strange?

“….you know, your standard awkward moment…”

Time for the naked truth, Gun! (Naked Gun?) :D

Eh, these things happen in college dorms. No big deal.

Hmm, Gun seems to be clean-shaven again.

Don’t tell me Bets is gonna freak out because Gunther saw Tiff in all he glory.

Just something for 40 year old friends (Gunther, Tiffany, Luann etc) to talk about and laugh around a bonfire.

Uh, no clothes on?

oh, lord….here we go with Bets the psycho again.

Love her expression in panel 3.

What a lousy liar. Stick with sewing Gunth

Bets needs to be conveniently kicked to the curb. the possessive controlling clingy B act has worn out its welcome.

I can’t wait to see what Bets jealousy and insecurity does this time to their relationship…

Here we go with the jealousy storyline again… :rolleyes:

..they have no clothes on.

Walked into the hallway of the women’s dorm with a gf just as a beautiful young lass walked out of the shower sans clothing. All she had was a wash cloth. She covered her face and continued on to her room!

I remember a scene with Gunther and Tiff quite a while back where she had only a towel on (after showering) and little else. Poor Gunther had major sweat beads on the forehead dealing with that…

There was NO WAY Gunther was going to be able to keep that to himself. Bottling that up would have made him soooooooo sick.

I’d probably sweat more if I saw Kip accidentally naked than Gunther is.

Open mouth, inset foot.

Or, tis better to remain silent and be thought a fool, rather than open one’s mouth and remove all doubt.

G&K keep dropping those Tiff and Gunther hints….

it would be just like Gunther to say something about how it was no worse than when Luann saw him naked …..

‘…. because right at that particular moment they have… um… nothing….. on…’

He had such a moment with Luann once. He was the naked one then.

Bets, you are at least a bit messed up if you jump to “Is Tiffany here? Were you alone with her?” first thing!

Brings to mind this tune:

“The Exodus is onThe impetus is goneNobody’s having funHow about another drinkOr maybe just a snackThe rest will be here soonHere, let me take your macI know its started slowThere’s still no need to go

Don’t leave me alone with herEvery home is Rome alone with herAnd if you all go, who’ll say no to herDon’t leave me alone with herDon’t my sweat and shaking registerCause if you all go, who’ll say no to her

You look at her and say, “She looks OK to me”I look at her and say, “She looks OK to me”The reason’s very clearYou’re watching her with me

Don’t leave me alone with herEvery home is Rome alone with herAnd if you all go, who’ll say no to her

Unwitting chaperons, how come you cannot seeUnwitting chaperons, how come you cannot seeA Hitler wearing heelsA soft Simon LegreeA Hun with honey skinDe Sade who makes good teaDon’t leave me here to beDon’t leave me here to be?

Don’t leave me alone with herDon’t my sweat and shaking registerCause if you all go, who’ll say no to her

Don’t leave me alone with herDon’t leave me alone with herDon’t leave me alone with her

Don’t leave me alone with herEvery home is Rome alone with herAnd if you all go, who’ll say no to herDon’t leave me alone with herEvery home is Rome alone with herAnd if you all go, who’ll say no to herTo herTo herTo her"

Sparks “Don’t Leave Me Alone With Her” 1974

Gunther The Player. The multitudes are giddy with delight at the thought.

That moment where you see the hottest girl from high school naked and she’s put on a few pounds since then but still, you’re not disappointed.

I’d say Gunther should quit while he’s behind, but he didn’t even get started.

I think Gunther should just tell her straight…Tiffany was standing there stark naked, all wet from running out of the shower, and I have never seen a naked woman before, live, in the flesh. I was stunned.

Just be honest about it. Bets is no dummy. She knows by now that Gunther and sex are two different concepts.

Dez is just so Helpful like that.

Spit it out, Gunny.

Or maybe Bets will chew you up and spit you out!

In fact, she just might do that sometime, regardless. But you are a Drowning Man on this issue….

I think Gunth should come clean & explain he was recently able to count each-and-every-one of the hairs between Tiffs’ legs.

I got the feeling that these two were having sex so it seems odd that Gunther is making such a big deal about seeing Tiff w/o clothes on; it’s as if he’s never seen someone of the opposite sex naked. If this is the case, maybe Betts could respond by saying something like… “…i can help you with this if you want..”

It’s not like Tiffany did this on purpose and Gunther had NOTHING to do with it at all. Wrong place, right time or vice versa, I guess…

I was without the Internet for all last night and most of the day so I missed all the brouhaha. Much of it stems from awkward dialog put into Bet’s mouth. Now if Bets had said something like “Hey, Lover, whachadoing here?”

Gunther: “Waiting for you?”

Panel 2

Bets: Alone?"

Gunther: "No. Tiffany’s here getting dressed.

Bets: “Getting dressed ??!!”

panel three: Gunther stammering as given here.

This, I think, would be a more natural conversation and lead to Bets’ suspicious without her asking leading questions.

Back when Bets was first introduced as part of The Quad I wondered how this would effect the Bets-Gunther coupleship. We had never seem a story arc that wasn’t about them together. But now Bets would be in the Dorm stories leaving Gunther out in the cold. Developments in this story suggests he’s out in the cold-freeze!

but will he think of Tiffany while making love to her?